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Geek Culture / DBPro corrupt a wish!!!

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Sinani201
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 18:07 Edited at: 20th Jan 2008 18:08
Quote: "I wish that Grandma would post more of his images."

Granted, he posts a picture of you get blown up by a bomb
I wish I had more money.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
igitur
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 18:22 Edited at: 20th Jan 2008 18:22
Granted. I give you one yen.
I wish I weighed 103 pounds. (I weight 93 right now)
Pixelator
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 18:31 Edited at: 20th Jan 2008 18:35
granted, but people make fun of you for not weighing an even 100

i wish that my key board had this space bar:
(and it fits and works perfectly and doesn't break)

Where can i find these chips?:
tha_rami
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 18:58 Edited at: 20th Jan 2008 18:59
Granted. Your grandma sees it and gets frustrated since your spacebar is more bling-bling than hers and kills you.



I wish for an international kitten huffing event.


A mod has been erased by your signature because it was larger than 600x120
Pixelator
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 19:05 Edited at: 20th Jan 2008 19:06
granted, but while every one is away from their computers, a virus gets spread and everyone goes home to this:

I wish that i can tell how everyone is going to corrupt my wishes and say something that will keep them corrupting it.
And absolutely nothing goes wrong as a result of the wish.

Where can i find these chips?:
Sinani201
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 19:06 Edited at: 20th Jan 2008 19:11
Granted, but no one enters it.
I wish Mahjong was easier to learn.



Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
Insert Name Here
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 19:09
Grante,d but the last level is a killer!

I wish Pixelators sig was not too big.


Grandma
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 19:12


Quote: "I wish Pixelators sig was not too big."


Granted, the mod-squad is on their way.

I wish people would stop posting images. I like being special, now i'm not so special anymore.

This message was brought to you by Grandma industries.

Making yesterdays games, today!
Sinani201
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 19:13 Edited at: 20th Jan 2008 19:16
Granted, all the pictures become super-special, and no one gets to see them .
I wish I knew how to make the little blue text below all of my posts.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
Insert Name Here
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 19:15
Granted, but then your sig is erased again, and again, and again...


I wish I was better at FPS trigger setting.


Corky
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 19:16 Edited at: 20th Jan 2008 19:18
Edit: nevermind

I wish I would never die

Sinani201
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 19:16 Edited at: 20th Jan 2008 19:19
Granted, but you get so old people make fun of you.
I wish I could make good songs in FL Studio.


Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
Insert Name Here
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 19:18
Granted, but you only have the demo of FL studio.

I wish My work partner would actually do some work.


Corky
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 19:19
Granted, he works for someone else

I wish I lived to be 594

Sinani201
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 19:21 Edited at: 20th Jan 2008 19:22
Granted, but the police would kill you for lying about you're age because they won't believe you (duh!)

I wish I wasn't tempted to post pics
Quote: " Granted, but you only have the demo of FL studio."

So? The demo still rocks!

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
Insert Name Here
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 19:24
Granted. You lose.

I wish I won.


Corky
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 19:26
Granted, you win at being a loser

I wish for a 800 tb hard drive

Insert Name Here
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 19:29
Granted. TB means Tinybyte.

I wish I was older then young but younger than old.


Corky
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 19:37
Granted, your heart cant handle all the changes and you die

I wish for a working 800 terabyte hard drive

Sinani201
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 19:41 Edited at: 20th Jan 2008 19:43
Granted, but it consumes so much energy the world ends.
I wish Super Smash Bros. Brawl would finally come out in stores and then I buy the complete version. Delete that!!


Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
Corky
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 19:42
Granted, but the world ends before you play it from my 800 tb hard drive

I wish for a bike

Sinani201
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 19:44
Granted, but the bike is broken.
I wish I wasn't in the NeverLands, but somewhere that is safe.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
Pixelator
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 19:47 Edited at: 20th Jan 2008 19:52
granted, but it is so safe, you are bored to death because the rules are so strict and nothing is fun there.

I wish that i didn't wish this, but once i realized that i forgot, i
wished the above.

Where can i find these chips?:
Corky
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 20:10
Granted, you forgot that you wished it so it doesn't matter

I wish that ^'s signature wasn't so big

Pixelator
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 20:17
granted, but now you only get to see one picture!!!

i wish that i didn't have to wish this.

Where can i find these chips?:
Sinani201
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 20:22
Granted, but there was no wish in the first place.
I wish that Pixelator wouldn't think that he owns them all, 'cause he doesn't.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
Peter gee
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 20:34
granted but he secretly does

i wish that my can of red bull was filled up

don't touch that cookie, it's mine!

KYP
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 20:39
Granted, but it's filled with urine.

I wish I had a bowl of Cheerios.


"Bonjoo!"
A quote from Taylor Quinton Velvety Cummings.
Peter gee
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 20:40
granted but you choke on the prize

i wish i could ride a unicycle

don't touch that cookie, it's mine!

KYP
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 20:45
Granted, but you ride off a cliff and die.

I wish I knew what that thing in your avatar is.


"Bonjoo!"
A quote from Taylor Quinton Velvety Cummings.
Peter gee
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 20:47
granted (it's a pizza) but u die of shock

i wish that i could come back to life after falling off that cliff and dying on my unicycle

don't touch that cookie, it's mine!

Pixelator
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 20:59 Edited at: 20th Jan 2008 21:03
Quote: "granted but he secretly does"

OWNAGE!!!

granted, but your body doesn't stop decaying

i wish that people will like my new siggy that i made with Paint Shop Pro

so i open the package and this is what i saw:
KYP
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 21:00 Edited at: 20th Jan 2008 21:01
@Pgee
Granted, but then a meteor falls on you.

@Pixel
Granted, but it's erased anyway because it's too big.

I wish I had money.


"Bonjoo!"
A quote from Taylor Quinton Velvety Cummings.
Pixelator
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 21:04
granted, but it is all fake money and you get arrested for buying stuff with it

so i open the package and this is what i saw:
KYP
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 21:06
Granted, but it's corrupted in some way.

I wish I had a pet goat that followed me around and didn't chew through cords and didn't smell bad.


"Bonjoo!"
A quote from Taylor Quinton Velvety Cummings.
Corky
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 21:29
Granted, buy he smells so good that you have an urge to rape him so you do and then he bites your head off.

I wish I owned a zoo

Deathead
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 21:37
Granted, but the elephants go loose and stomp on you.
I wish for that pixelator will down-size the sig again.

Insanity Complex
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 22:31
Granted, but then because so many people want more sigs downsized, the dimensions limit is lowered to only 10x10 so most of our sigs go bye bye.

I wish this computer was Linux or XP and not vista


aluseus GOD
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 22:32
granted, but it accidentally gets save in a horribly lossy format.

I wish for a super quantum computer not messed up not broken, can't be broken, messed up, is perfect in every way, understands everything I want it to do, obeys my every command, has no AI intelligent enough to take over the world, has an infinite CPU, RAM, Hard Drive, will not create anything that will bother me, gives free coffee the same way I like it, can download anything, infinite browser speed, super efficient proccesses, I can manually override it no matter what, has completely recoverable memory, will never crash or get bugs, has no user problems, has a perfect interface, completely steal proof anti-hacker, anti-theft, anti-password devices with an impossible to crack encryption engine the best security possible, I can locate it all the time, has the ultimate level of user-friendliness, starts with every application I could never need, a HUMONGOUS resolution, is extremely portable, I can see everything onscreen, I can take it anywhere, has an infinite battery time and is impossible to corrupt. And something impossible to corrupt.

alus.portbb.com go there.
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Venge
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 22:39
Granted, but I steal it.

I wish the next person can't wish.

Modelled and rendered in Blender. Free software ftw.
Insanity Complex
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 22:43
Granted, but because you're mean like that the wish granting being breaks every bone in your body multiple times, slowly, without letting you die. Then that same being fixes the bones, just to break them again

My wish has been taken from me


Sinani201
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 22:49 Edited at: 20th Jan 2008 22:50
Granted, but then I wish you die
I wish Insanity Complex would die.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
Commander in Chief
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Posted: 21st Jan 2008 01:35
Granted, but his ghost comes back to haunt you for the rest of your life.

I wish that I hadn't wished this wish.

Hardware: nVidia GeForce 8500GT 256mb, 240gb HD Space, Dual Pentium 4 CPU 2.80GHz's, 512mb RAM, Realtek HD Audio
Software: 3Ds Max 9, Adobe Photoshop CS, Adobe AfterEffects CS3
Sinani201
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Posted: 21st Jan 2008 02:24
Granted, I wish the wish for you.
I wish to wish the wish that Commander in Chief was about to wish, but didn't wish for reason unknown.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
Corky
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Posted: 21st Jan 2008 02:28
Granted, you wish nothing because he didn't wish it.

I wish for a 600lb wheel of cheese

Commander in Chief
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Posted: 21st Jan 2008 03:13 Edited at: 21st Jan 2008 03:14
Haha guys, nice.

Granted, but it rolls off of its stand and kills you.

I wish that the wish that I almost wished that wasn't wished was wished and the wish that I wished was that I wished that wish. (Sounds about right...)

Hardware: nVidia GeForce 8500GT 256mb, 240gb HD Space, Dual Pentium 4 CPU 2.80GHz's, 512mb RAM, Realtek HD Audio
Software: 3Ds Max 9, Adobe Photoshop CS, Adobe AfterEffects CS3
Keo C
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Posted: 21st Jan 2008 03:21
Granted, but no one cared.

I wish for a M16


Image made by the overworked Biggadd.
Sinani201
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Posted: 21st Jan 2008 03:22 Edited at: 21st Jan 2008 03:23
Granted, I steal it and shoot you with it.
I wish that the wish I am about to wish will be wished and that any further wishes to oppose the wish will be wished away by my wish.
Corrupt THAT!

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
Corky
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Posted: 21st Jan 2008 03:23
Granted, to bad it didnt come true

I wish for a cool wish below mine

Sinani201
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Posted: 21st Jan 2008 03:25 Edited at: 21st Jan 2008 03:27
Granted. (Your sig is cold enough, but it isn't necessarily a wish, so I'll take the honor.)
I wish that Corky would freeze to death.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?

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