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Geek Culture / DBPro corrupt a wish!!!

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Insanity Complex
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Posted: 21st Jan 2008 03:27
Granted, but you're there freezing with him.

I wish I could afford some CDs...


Sinani201
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Posted: 21st Jan 2008 03:52
Granted, but you buy a broken kind.
I wish that the wish I am going to wish will be wished by the next person to wish, that probably wishes not to obey my wish, but I wished it, therefore it must be done.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
tha_rami
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Posted: 21st Jan 2008 04:07
Granted. I just did what I think you tried to convey, so I asploded your head and fried some other parts of your body.

I wish paradoxalism.


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Sinani201
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Posted: 21st Jan 2008 04:19
Granted, now you speak Spanish (paradoxalism is a Spanish word)
I wish I were trilingual.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
tha_rami
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Posted: 21st Jan 2008 04:28 Edited at: 21st Jan 2008 04:29
Granted, you now speak Elvish and Orcish on WoW.

I wish my topic didn't get locked, but I know it's better off now its locked. So I'm in paradox here.


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Sinani201
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Posted: 21st Jan 2008 05:16
Granted, all the rest of your topics get locked.
I wish WoW didn't exist.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
Xsnip3rX
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Posted: 21st Jan 2008 05:54 Edited at: 21st Jan 2008 05:56
Granted, Then you wake up...
i wish for perfect programming knowledge

Sinani201
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Posted: 21st Jan 2008 06:21
Granted, but you don't have any software to program in.
I wish I had the fully upgraded version of DBPro

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
Dr Schnitzengruber
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Posted: 21st Jan 2008 06:47
http://darkbasicpro.thegamecreators.com/?f=upgrade_6_6

Granted, you could have done that a long time ago.


I wish that all numbers are equal and I don't have to do all this math all the time.

Pus In Boots
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Posted: 21st Jan 2008 17:00
Granted, but a million lines of 2's mess up the DBP prgramming and you get clinical depression.

I wish I had a techni-colour dream coat.

Insert Name Here
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Posted: 21st Jan 2008 18:24
Granted, but it's printed in black and white.

I wish I was not colour blind.


Sinani201
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Posted: 21st Jan 2008 19:15
granted, now you're really blind!
I wish I had a MacBook Air.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
Insert Name Here
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Posted: 21st Jan 2008 19:16
Granted, but it's a MacBook CO2 really.


I wish I could see again.


Peter gee
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Posted: 21st Jan 2008 19:32
granted but you can noly see with one eye and the eye you can see with only sees in 2d

i wish that i had mor yakult!

don't touch that cookie, it's mine!

Sinani201
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Posted: 21st Jan 2008 19:38
Granted, but the bottle is empty.
I wish INH would stop thinks that Furries are cool.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
Insert Name Here
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Posted: 21st Jan 2008 19:51
Granted, but furries are still cool.

<God, I tried to explain furries to someone this morning. He thought I was mad. 'Wait... Humanoid characters with fur? What the hell is anthropomorphics?' Yeah.>

I wish I had succeded in turning him furry.


Grandma
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Posted: 21st Jan 2008 20:00
Quote: "I wish I had succeded in turning him furry."


Granted, but you "turned" me instead.

I wish people of all religions would join hands and sing. Like, a song from Blood Tsunami called "stabbed to death" or something. How awesome the sight would be.

This message was brought to you by Grandma industries.

Making yesterdays games, today!
Insert Name Here
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Posted: 21st Jan 2008 20:01
Granted, but I and all the other Aethists completely keep out of it, spoiling everything.

I wish FPSC hadn't just crashed.


Peter gee
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Posted: 21st Jan 2008 20:24
granted but you lose all the work u hav previously done

i wish that i was a furrie

don't touch that cookie, it's mine!

Insert Name Here
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Posted: 21st Jan 2008 20:34 Edited at: 21st Jan 2008 20:38
Granted, but you do not portray the ultimate being that is furrism.

I wish I could draw like Tom.


Peter gee
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Posted: 21st Jan 2008 20:37
lol and u wish?

don't touch that cookie, it's mine!

Tom J
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Posted: 21st Jan 2008 21:29 Edited at: 21st Jan 2008 21:30
Granted, shame I cant draw very well
Insert Name Here
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Posted: 21st Jan 2008 21:30
Waht's your wish?


Tom J
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Posted: 21st Jan 2008 21:33
ummm I wish that INH can make my wish cos im lazy
Insert Name Here
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Posted: 21st Jan 2008 21:48
I wish that TomJ wasn't lazy.


Tom J
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Posted: 21st Jan 2008 22:44
Granted, but Im still exhausted from all this tiring typing im doing

I wish for ideas for a good wish.
Commander in Chief
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Posted: 22nd Jan 2008 00:29
Granted, but your ideas are so good that no one can think of a comeback and skips your wishes.

I wish that we lived in the Matrix.

Hardware: nVidia GeForce 8500GT 256mb, 240gb HD Space, Dual Pentium 4 CPU 2.80GHz's, 512mb RAM, Realtek HD Audio
Software: 3Ds Max 9, Adobe Photoshop CS, Adobe AfterEffects CS3
Corky
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Posted: 22nd Jan 2008 01:51
Granted, you get shot and die

I wish my English essay was done and it didn't get an E on it.

Grandma
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Posted: 22nd Jan 2008 01:54
Quote: "I wish that we lived in the Matrix."


Pre-granted. We already do.

I wish we didn't live in the matrix.

This message was brought to you by Grandma industries.

Making yesterdays games, today!
Corky
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Posted: 22nd Jan 2008 02:00
Granted, you live at the bottom of the ocean and you drown

I wish I had gills.

Sinani201
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Posted: 22nd Jan 2008 02:07
Granted, but you're not underwater, so you die.
I wish I had a real iPhone.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
Corky
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Posted: 22nd Jan 2008 02:29
Granted, its someones eye and you use it as a phone

I wish for gills that could breath underwater and above

Keo C
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Posted: 22nd Jan 2008 03:09
Granted, but you get flung into space.

I wish for pizza.


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Corky
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Posted: 22nd Jan 2008 04:08
Granted, its a urine pizza(the sauce and cheese are urine)

I wish for a million buckets of nothing

tha_rami
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Posted: 22nd Jan 2008 08:22
Granted. You get a bill for the buckets, though, and end up poor, selling all your stuff, broke and alone.

I wish that I'd go to sleep right now and wake up before 01:00PM GMT+1 today.


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dfujis the rocker
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Posted: 22nd Jan 2008 08:43
Granted, but you wake up the minute you fall aspleep

I wish for the ability to travel into and out of the void at my own free will

P.S. Rami, are you on deviant? I saw someone with a VERY similar user name there

famous last words: check this out
tha_rami
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Posted: 22nd Jan 2008 10:13
Yeah, I'm a Deviant.


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Insert Name Here
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Posted: 22nd Jan 2008 18:21
Really? Cool!


Perdition
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Posted: 23rd Jan 2008 03:50
granted, but every time you enter/leave the void u loose all your clothes.

I wish people would pewpew more with less qq


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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 23rd Jan 2008 16:35
granted, but all your friends beatbthe ^*%$%*%$ out of you for saying something so weird.

I wish that I had a two-ton pizza. I does not crush me or burn me or harm me at all.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

Sven B
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Posted: 23rd Jan 2008 18:14
Granted, but you grow fat and become a two-ton guy, unable to move for eternity.

I wish I could lick my elbow.

It's the programmer's life:
Have a problem, solve the problem, and have a new problem to solve.
Insert Name Here
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Posted: 23rd Jan 2008 18:15
GRanted, but it's an italian world record, and you're not allowed to eat it because of this.

I wish Advertising was not so tedious.


Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 23rd Jan 2008 18:33
@Sven B:
Granted, but only after I rip your right arm off and put it in your mouth.
@Insert Name Here:
Granted, now its illegal.

I wish for a brain in a jar. NOT my brain.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

Insert Name Here
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Posted: 23rd Jan 2008 18:44
Granted, but there are no good effects of having a brain in a jar, and all fo your friends think you're really odd.

I wish I was better gramatically.


Tom J
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Posted: 23rd Jan 2008 18:46 Edited at: 23rd Jan 2008 18:46
Granted, but the brain comes from a friend who turns into a zombie and eats your brain

edit: grrr beaten, I wont bother with my wish
Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 23rd Jan 2008 18:48
Granted, but your forget how to spell.

I wish for a shiny Nickel named Phillip.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

Insert Name Here
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Posted: 23rd Jan 2008 18:50
Granted, but you drop it into a gutter.

A wish bowling was more cheaper and less expensiver.


Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 23rd Jan 2008 18:52
granted, but you lose all your money playing bowling. Even though its cheaper, you get addicted and spend every cent you have on it.

I wish bowling was free. (Except for Insert name here. he was banned from bowling.)

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

Insert Name Here
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Posted: 23rd Jan 2008 18:53
Quote: "spend every cent you have on it."

I work in pounds, sorry. Proper British, what?


Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 23rd Jan 2008 18:54
fine then. but you still go broke.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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