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Geek Culture / DBPro corrupt a wish!!!

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Benjamin
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Posted: 26th Jan 2008 12:10
These aren't proper wishes.

I wish LT Tatters knew when (and when not) to capitalize letters.

Aertic
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Posted: 26th Jan 2008 12:17
Granted, But I like to!

Wish: For benjamin to be Benjamin Aleimika.
Sinani201
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Posted: 26th Jan 2008 18:07 Edited at: 26th Jan 2008 18:09
Granted, but Benjamin's real name as a capital B, and you put a lower-case b! (don't even think about editing)
I wish I finally got my $35 from my finger getting pricked. It's not counterfeit, or bad in any way. and when I use it, it doesn't get claimed as counterfeit at any store or somewhere to buy.
Corrupt THAT!

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
CoffeeGrunt
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Posted: 26th Jan 2008 18:33
GRanted, but we put a knife through your finger first....

uhh.....

I wish for a pony, lol....

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Posted: 26th Jan 2008 18:33
Quote: "I wish I had the patients to draw a new one.

Granted, but the doctor wants them back."


@Benjamin: That is by far the best response on here! Brilliant!

Aertic
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Posted: 26th Jan 2008 18:44
Ummm, There is a Capital "B" Sinani201.
So you're Corruption is well...corrupt, NOOB.
Tom J
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Posted: 26th Jan 2008 18:48
Quote: "For benjamin to be Benjamin Aleimika."


No, the first Benjamin mentioned has a small b.

Anyway...

Granted, you get a pony but you lol so much from making that particular wish that you die from laughing.

I wish for an atom.
Aertic
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Posted: 26th Jan 2008 18:55
Granted, But the atom become's a Part of More atom's.

Wish: LMHO
Roxas
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Posted: 26th Jan 2008 19:03
Granted, You got LMHO and its new virus that kills you!

I wish that i could travel outer space!


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Benjamin
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Posted: 26th Jan 2008 19:05
Quote: "@Benjamin: That is by far the best response on here! Brilliant!"

Why thank you

Quote: "No, the first Benjamin mentioned has a small b."

Yes... yet at the same time not.

Aertic
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Posted: 26th Jan 2008 19:18 Edited at: 26th Jan 2008 19:19
Actualy, LMHO mean's Laughing my head off.


Granted, But You die to Loss of oxeygen.

Wish: LMFHO
CoffeeGrunt
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Posted: 26th Jan 2008 19:19
@Roxas

Granted, but the spaceship is hit by a comet, making a hole that depressurises the ship and your brain comes outta your nose and you die....

I wish for real-life Banshee, from Halo...

Aertic
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Posted: 26th Jan 2008 19:22
Granted, But It is too small to be seen.

WISH: I wish for a Banshee for Coffee Grunt(Not halo Banshee, a Screaming Banshee.)
CoffeeGrunt
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Posted: 26th Jan 2008 20:36
Granted, then i transform into a life-size Halo banshee, and my wish is thus granted without corruption......

I wish i was immune to wish corruption....

Insert Name Here
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Posted: 26th Jan 2008 20:56
Granted. We all think you're really boring.


I wish LTT would stop acting like a noob.


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CoffeeGrunt
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Posted: 26th Jan 2008 21:26
Granted, I just went to his house and shot him at his desk....

I wish that I could think of a wish that wasn't boring.....

Sinani201
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Posted: 26th Jan 2008 21:26 Edited at: 26th Jan 2008 21:28
Granted, you wish for something super boring!
I wish I could finally model a mech that looks good, and nothing bad happens to it.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
Insert Name Here
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Posted: 26th Jan 2008 21:29
Granted. You sit and stare at your mech.
And stare.
And stare.
And stare.
And stare.
And stare.
And stare.
And stare.
And stare.
...
...
Then it deletes itself.


I wish waits were shorter.


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CoffeeGrunt
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Posted: 26th Jan 2008 21:29
Ok, but it does fry your hard-drive because it has too many polies.....

I wish for the ultimate wish of everlasting world peace.....

Insert Name Here
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Posted: 26th Jan 2008 21:31
Granted. World peace involves everyone dying firt.


I wish I were me.


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Peter gee
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Posted: 26th Jan 2008 21:36
granted you die of bordom

i wish that my cat didn't just bite my finger

don't touch that cookie, it's mine!

Sinani201
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Posted: 26th Jan 2008 21:44
Granted, he bites somewhere else
I wish I wasn't allergic to cats.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
Peter gee
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Posted: 26th Jan 2008 21:50
granted but cats are allergic to you

i wish that scientists would just shut up about global warming

don't touch that cookie, it's mine!

Grandma
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Posted: 26th Jan 2008 22:21
Granted, but the politicians will still moan about it like damaged dogs.

I wish the scientists would not shut up about global warming, but that the politicians would.

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Zorek
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Posted: 26th Jan 2008 22:22
granted but they stop working on global warming and the worldfloods and falls apart. (i'm not one of those global warming freaks)

i wish for that you'll all die

all for me and non for all!!!
Insert Name Here
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Posted: 26th Jan 2008 23:34
Granted, but then we come back to life and eat your soul.

I wish Blender would not take so long to render.


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Sinani201
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Posted: 27th Jan 2008 00:25
Granted, but does it so fast that your computer crashes.
I wish I could think of something good to wish for.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
Keo C
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Posted: 27th Jan 2008 00:49
Quote: "Granted, I just went to his house and shot him at his desk...."




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CoffeeGrunt
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Posted: 27th Jan 2008 02:08
@sinani201

Granted, but I corrupt it so now it sucks......

I wish my game, Hazardous Waste, would win the New-Year level compo.....

Sinani201
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Posted: 27th Jan 2008 02:10
Granted, but you accidentally entered the New Year level compo for sucky levels, and you get the first place medal.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
CoffeeGrunt
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Posted: 27th Jan 2008 03:11
@sinani201

Where's your wish, your post is now null-and-void because you didn't wish, lol...

Pixelator
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Posted: 27th Jan 2008 03:23
@coffee grunt

granted, but the prize eats you.

i wish that my girlfriend would just get over it and keep dating me. and she doesn't cheat on me.

Your signature has been erased by a mod. Reduce the size!
CoffeeGrunt
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Posted: 27th Jan 2008 03:37
Granted, but she is secretly still angry and kills you in a knife frenzy........

I wish The prize didn't suck....

Pixelator
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Posted: 27th Jan 2008 03:47
granted, it slurps instead.

i wish that my girlfriend didn't have access to knives

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Keo C
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Posted: 27th Jan 2008 03:56
Granted, she now has access to guns.

I wish for a light bulb.


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Sinani201
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Posted: 27th Jan 2008 04:05
Granted, but it was the original one by Thomas Edison, and there's an angry mob outside your house that wants it.
I wish I could make a working game in flash.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
Zorek
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Posted: 27th Jan 2008 11:40
granted, but Zorek gets all mad at you for having flash when he's been wanting it for sooooo long. so he hires chuck noris to go all round house kick on you and Mr.T to pitty the fool.

i wish that i had flash professional.

all for me and non for all!!!
Aertic
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Posted: 27th Jan 2008 12:02
Granted, But you get busted by the Metropolitian police for having a Pirated version.

Wish: Chuck Norris To kick all the Tesco workers Ass in the world...And he could stop me from corruption.
CoffeeGrunt
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Posted: 27th Jan 2008 14:17
Granted, But the Tesco Workers kill him through superior numbers and then they comes after you!

I wish I could fly.....

Aertic
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Posted: 27th Jan 2008 14:25
Sorry, But I said CHUCK NORRIS, HE CAN NOT DIE!!!

Granted; But you have no wings, You fall hit a Car and Die.

Wish:I wish I could fly with wings and Lessons.
CoffeeGrunt
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Posted: 27th Jan 2008 14:46
Yeh, but the wings are the same as Icarus' (Greek Legend), so you fly too high and the sun melts the wax holding them together!

I wish Iridium Productions became as famous as Microsoft....

Aertic
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Posted: 27th Jan 2008 14:49
Granted, But they get too cocky, and Everyone apart of the Production's get killed by angry mobs of nerd's, and CHUCK NORRIS!

WISH: To have a Custom template for my WEB!
CoffeeGrunt
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Posted: 27th Jan 2008 17:13
Granted, it's an Iridium Procuctions one, so now I own you!....


I wish Heath Ledger wasn't dead.......

Sinani201
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Posted: 27th Jan 2008 21:15
Granted, you die instead.
I wish Chuck Norris would die for once.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
Grandma
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Posted: 27th Jan 2008 21:24 Edited at: 27th Jan 2008 21:28
Quote: "I wish Chuck Norris would die for once."


Deities can't die.

Granted, but he didn't really die because even a "wishmaster" like me have limits to my wish granting powers. But i hurt his nose a little, at the most.

Atleast i tried.

I wish this world was just like the world(s) in Super Mario brothers 3. How fun that would be.

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Sinani201
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Posted: 27th Jan 2008 22:12
Granted, but you're so stupid you get killed by Goombas and Koopas.
I wish all video games had 242 levels like Super Mario Galaxy.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
Sven B
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Posted: 27th Jan 2008 22:28
Granted, but you break your game console, let your pc explode and can't play any of them...

I wish I could make wish without it being corrupted...

It's the programmer's life:
Have a problem, solve the problem, and have a new problem to solve.
Roxas
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Posted: 27th Jan 2008 22:42
Granted, But you just actually made that wish..

I wish for a fish


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Sinani201
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Posted: 28th Jan 2008 04:23 Edited at: 28th Jan 2008 04:24
Granted, but you're in jail, and thats what they're serving for dinner tonight
I wish I wasn't bored.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
WarGoat
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Posted: 28th Jan 2008 06:11
Granted, but now you have too much things you want to do and you don't know where to start that you become paralyzed because of excessive excitement.

I wish that all the people had their sight sticked on me

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