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Geek Culture / DBPro corrupt a wish!!!

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tha_rami
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Posted: 28th Jan 2008 06:55
Consequently (and rather logically), everyone immediately goes blind.

I wish a LOT of mail for Untitled 4!


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Zorek
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Posted: 28th Jan 2008 09:44
granted, but you get too much a maili and you go crazy

i wish for anything that' uncorruptable.

all for me and non for all!!!
Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 28th Jan 2008 16:12
granted, you get an uncorruptable 500 Terrabyte Harddrive, but its too big to fit in your computer.

I wish for a grilled cheese sandwhich.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

Aertic
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Posted: 28th Jan 2008 17:40
Granted, Bt it is too Grilled and it Grill's you!

I wish for A young UT1999 Tournamant, All around the world.
Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 28th Jan 2008 18:56
granted, but you're are ruduced to age 9, so you're too young to enter it.

I wish I would win that tournament.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

Aertic
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Posted: 28th Jan 2008 19:13
Granted, You suck and also fail.

I wish for World Pea.
Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 28th Jan 2008 20:20
granted, the world is now a giant green pea. It is eaten by space pigeons. Thanks a lot.

i wish to be a space pigeon.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

Aertic
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Posted: 28th Jan 2008 20:25
Granted, But you are in a diffrent Univerese.

I wish to be a space pigeon in Orbit of The Pea.
Insert Name Here
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Posted: 28th Jan 2008 20:25
Granted. You are now the lowest of the low.


I wish I knew what Matt's Project Sewer Rat and Project Starving Fox were.


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Aertic
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Posted: 28th Jan 2008 20:28
Granted, It turns out to be a programme to kill all furrie's.

I wish I was Not a Furrie.
Insert Name Here
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Posted: 28th Jan 2008 20:32 Edited at: 28th Jan 2008 20:33
Right.
Let's begin here.

WHEN WE POST A PLURAL OF A WORLD WE DO NOT ADD AN APOSTRAPHE.

I lose count of the times people have told you that.

It's FURRIES.

It is not FURRIE, IT IS FURRY.

And you don't need to capitalise that 'Not' or that 'It' either.


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Aertic
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Posted: 28th Jan 2008 20:34
You forgot you're wish
Insert Name Here
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Posted: 28th Jan 2008 20:36 Edited at: 28th Jan 2008 20:36
your wish, not you're.

I wish you could spell and be grammatically correct.


Edit: Hey! Dig those google adds! Yiff, yiffy, furry, furries.
Excellent.

Not sure about the yiffy though.


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Aertic
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Posted: 28th Jan 2008 20:37
Your wish, please...
Insert Name Here
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Posted: 28th Jan 2008 20:37
<Oh my God, you don't even read posts either? I posted my bloody wish!>


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Aertic
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Posted: 28th Jan 2008 20:42
oh, My bad, Sorry

Granted, For one mili second.

Wish, Nothing realy.
Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 28th Jan 2008 20:43
granted, you become nothing and cease to exist.

I wish I could manifest things into existence just by thinking of them and concentrating.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

Aertic
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Posted: 28th Jan 2008 20:45
Granted, But you think soo hard, that your brain...Does not explode.

wish, What whish
Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 28th Jan 2008 20:46
granted, its that wish, the one where you wish to die. Granted.

I wish that LT Tatters would make REAL wishes. you have to wish for something!

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

Aertic
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Posted: 28th Jan 2008 20:48
Wish Granted, Without a crruption, Besides that I dont like that wish.

My wish is to have a Another Gig of ram.
Sven B
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Posted: 28th Jan 2008 20:58 Edited at: 28th Jan 2008 20:59
Granted, you're RAM increases with 1GB every time you just shut down you're computer, and decreases again when you just started you're computer. That way your never gonna get that RAM, ha!

I wish that Insert Name Here reads my post and tries not to get angy at me

It's the programmer's life:
Have a problem, solve the problem, and have a new problem to solve.
Insert Name Here
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Posted: 28th Jan 2008 21:57
Granted. I get try, but fail.

YOU ARE AN IDIOT! YOU HEAR ME? YOU FAIL! YOU FAIL AT LIFE! EVERYONE HATES YOU!

No offence to you or anything.


I wish my temper was controlled once more forever.


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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 28th Jan 2008 22:01
granted, yoour temper is under control... MY control, and I use it to randomly make you crazy and violent at the worst possible times.

I wish I ahd that power of everyone in the universe.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

Insert Name Here
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Posted: 28th Jan 2008 22:03
Granted, you [b]add [sic] (Don't even think of editing) them all together and recieve... nothing. Poor you.

I wish I HAD all of the power in the universe without me dying from over powerness.


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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 28th Jan 2008 22:11
granted, but I have the power of everyone in EVERY universe and I come and destroy you! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAAAA!!!

I wish for a pizza hut pepperoni pizza.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

Insert Name Here
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Posted: 28th Jan 2008 22:19
Granted, but the huge amounts of salt kill you instantly.
I wish someone lese made a wish.


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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 28th Jan 2008 22:20
granted, there is now someone named "Lese" following you around, telling you she wants stuff from you.

I wish I had come up with a better corruption.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

Peter gee
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Posted: 28th Jan 2008 22:35
granted but it still sucks

i wish i got un-noobslapped

don't touch that cookie, it's mine!

Insert Name Here
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Posted: 28th Jan 2008 22:47
Granted, but it affects you as well.
I wish my furry sphere that i'm rendering wasn't so complicated.


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Tom J
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Posted: 28th Jan 2008 23:01
Granted, to simplify it, I shall remove the furry part of the furry sphere.

I wish that fire is cold and ice is hot.
NeX the Fairly Fast Ferret
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Posted: 28th Jan 2008 23:10 Edited at: 28th Jan 2008 23:10
Granted, thereby causing people thousands of years ago who came up with cold and hot to switch the words, causing a canceling out of the change.

I wish someone would tell me how to make an image that acts as a link on these forums as I have forgotten.

Rapid texture streaming, Pixel shaders gleamin',
Cooling fans a screaming, And power bills a reaming.
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ThinkDigital
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Posted: 29th Jan 2008 04:01
I grant that: use the {url} tags around the {img} tags... however, you'll go blind tomorrow and your mouse will explode.

I wish that the person who posts after me will not corrupt my wish. (this should be interesting)

"Variables won't, constants aren't."
Sinani201
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Posted: 29th Jan 2008 05:31
Granted. We all think you're really boring.
I wish I would finish something in my projects folder that is actually good.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
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Posted: 29th Jan 2008 19:17
Granted, but the file goes... Corrupt! Geddit? Do ya? Doyadoyadoya?

I wish I was not so cheesey.


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jeffhuys
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Posted: 29th Jan 2008 20:00
Granted. Instead of that you become meaty.

I wish I had the omg-pwnr-alienware-computer, and that it does not explode or burn down or something .


You're the 'th to view this signature!
BiggAdd
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Posted: 29th Jan 2008 20:09 Edited at: 29th Jan 2008 20:13
Granted, you get said PC. But then I trick you with my recently acquired Jedi mind powers and take it from you. I then render an Anvil over your head and it takes you out... twice.

I wish I could ski uphill.... sideways, whilst balancing a trifle on my head ... slowing etching a picture of an owl into the creases of INH's eyes, merrily whistling the songs of old.

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Posted: 29th Jan 2008 20:34
Granted, but you're out of tune.


I wish for... um... ! My eyes! My eyes!


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BiggAdd
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Posted: 29th Jan 2008 21:07 Edited at: 29th Jan 2008 21:08
Granted, the forum skin turns to orange, but this is achieved by a fat man coming round to your house and dabbing blobs of orange paint on your monitor.

I wish my fingers are made of sand.

NeX the Fairly Fast Ferret
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Posted: 29th Jan 2008 21:24 Edited at: 29th Jan 2008 21:46
Oddly enough, my mouse has just exploded. I'm not blind yet though.

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Posted: 29th Jan 2008 21:49
Granted. Now you can't type.

I wish I was a blender Master.


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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 29th Jan 2008 23:39 Edited at: 29th Jan 2008 23:39
Granted, you're capable of blending a fine range of smoothies, though masters get cocky, you got too cocky and ended up blending your hands.


I wish my lectures were moved to the afternoon, 9 o'clock is too early for a lazy git like me.

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Sinani201
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Posted: 30th Jan 2008 02:04
Granted, but the lectues are very long and last until 9 o'clock!
I wish that when my game finishes, it gets popular.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
Grandma
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Posted: 30th Jan 2008 02:25
Granted, infamous is a form of popularity.

I wish season 4 of battlestar galactica would start, hard waiting much longer.

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ThinkDigital
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Posted: 30th Jan 2008 04:57 Edited at: 30th Jan 2008 05:24
Granted. The entire season will be five minutes long, in which time all the main characters will die of heart failure (simultaneously) before any action sequences or dialog.

I wish Internet Explorer would just cease to exist.

"Variables won't, constants aren't."
DB PROgrammer
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Posted: 30th Jan 2008 08:42
Granted, but they come out with Microsoft Firefox.

I wish I could have a sig bigger then 600x120 and it did not get erased, broken, or deleted, I or anyone I know get harmed in anyway or have anything go wrong at all. Also, this sig must not make pages take longer to load and must be exactly the size I want it and must look how I want it, I must be in complete control of myself and noone else can decide anything for me about the size of the image and I can not be taken control of, I will stay in this universe, dimension time but will move forward in time as I have normally all my life. Noone will be able to go into the past and alter any part of my life. I will always be able to go to my computer and will not suffer of any diseases and will always stay in perfect health. I will age but I will do it at the rate I have always have. These forums will not go away and will stay here for the rest of my life, they will be active and the noob count will decrease. TGC will also stay here the rest of my life and in no way will stop making products of the type they have been making.

Its late here so I'm sure I've missed somthing but, oh well. Have fun corrupting this one.

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Granted, but your sigs get exponentially uglier the bigger they get.

I wish i didn't need to eat, sleep or breathe.

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ThinkDigital
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Posted: 30th Jan 2008 08:55
Granted. *kills you*

I wish for a new toothbrush and a can of glow-in-the-dark shaving cream.

"Variables won't, constants aren't."
DB PROgrammer
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Posted: 30th Jan 2008 09:10
On line three:
Quote: "...and must look how I want it,..."


Sorry thats not a valid grant so my wish is not corrupted.

Granted, but you use the shaving cream and discover it transfers the glow in the darkyness(so its not a word) to your face and you are look at as an alien and sent to pluto where you die.

I wish for a person that posts after me that that post would be the 998th in this thread.

Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 30th Jan 2008 09:24
Quote: "On line three:
Quote: "...and must look how I want it,..."

Sorry thats not a valid grant so my wish is not corrupted."


Okay, I'll correct the Grandma for you then , having larger signatures means TGC have to buy new servers to keep up with the the size of the new signatures and unfortunately TGC lost so much money buying them that they decided to put a membership fee on the forums in order to accommodate for it all.

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Grandma
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Posted: 30th Jan 2008 09:34 Edited at: 30th Jan 2008 09:36
@ Seppuku

You didn't correct anything. He mentioned a bit about the size being whatever he wants (which COULD mean size in pixels and in bytes both, since he didn't specify).

Quote: "and must look how I want it"


Quote: "Sorry thats not a valid grant so my wish is not corrupted."


I think it's valid because "ugly" is relative. What could be nice for you might be ugly for me. You can't argue on that. I belive your hypothetical sigs are very ugly.

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