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Posted: 30th Jan 2008 09:35 Edited at: 30th Jan 2008 09:37
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Quote: "Okay, I'll correct the Grandma for you then , having larger signatures means TGC have to buy new servers to keep up with the the size of the new signatures and unfortunately TGC lost so much money buying them that they decided to put a membership fee on the forums in order to accommodate for it all."


But only I would have a bigger sig it can't be that big of a problem, oh well you got me.

@Grandma
Ok, but even though you think its ugly its not


I wish for a pencil. Me or anthing else can't be harmed at all in this wish.


If it was illegal to be stupid we'd run out of room.
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BiggAdd
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Posted: 30th Jan 2008 13:30 Edited at: 30th Jan 2008 13:30
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Granted, but the graphite is replaced with cheese.

I wish Grandma and Seppuku will settle their differences and call off the divorce.

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WarGoat
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Posted: 30th Jan 2008 14:11
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Granted, but they can't decide on who get what in the divorce.

I wish I could run on wall.

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Grandma
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Posted: 30th Jan 2008 14:15 Edited at: 30th Jan 2008 14:17
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Quote: "But only I would have a bigger sig it can't be that big of a problem, oh well you got me."


What? But you also said it won't take any longer to load a page (implying the size wont get bigger). Oh well, it might be for the best.

Quote: "I wish Grandma and Seppuku will settle their differences and call off the divorce."


I don't know what rumours the evil ninjapenguins have started, but i assure you. We don't have any differences as such, we just banther. But granted anyways. We'll call off the...divorce, but we won't be monogamous. We'll still be plotting schemes with other people for a while.

I wish the penguins would just behave.

Edit: awww, to late.

Quote: "I wish I could run on wall."


Granted, you can run on A wall. It's located in a remote village in nothern siberia. It's a very small wall. Have fun.

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Posted: 30th Jan 2008 14:28 Edited at: 30th Jan 2008 14:29
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Quote: "I wish the penguins would just behave."

Granted, but only 4 in the world behave. They come together and sing barbershop across the country, It's marvelous.

I wish I could sing in a Barbershop Quartet again.

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Grandma
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Posted: 30th Jan 2008 14:30 Edited at: 30th Jan 2008 14:34
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Granted, but you sing so well that people get envy of you and they steal your mouth and sell it on e-bay.

I wish i wasn't all out of o'boy chocolatemilk.

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Veron
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Posted: 30th Jan 2008 14:42
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Granted, you get a lifetime supply and drink it all, so you swell to the size of a balloon and pop!

I wish I didn't have to go back to work tomorrow...


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Grandma
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Posted: 30th Jan 2008 14:44
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Granted, work comes to you.

And stays.

I wish i could manage my drinking problem.

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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 30th Jan 2008 15:18 Edited at: 30th Jan 2008 15:19
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Granted, you managed, got too drunk and had alcohol poisoning, you managed your problem, just not very well.


I wish for a 3 headed monkey!

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I've called off the divorce, come here Grandma, gimme a big hug!

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 30th Jan 2008 16:35
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granted, but two of the heads eat each other and the monkey dies.

I wesh fur bettr splelling skils.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Grandma
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Posted: 30th Jan 2008 16:38 Edited at: 30th Jan 2008 16:39
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I don't believe there's any alcohol in chocolate milk.

Granted, but the 3 heads have a mind of their own (warning, double meaning), and they fight eachother to death.

I wish there was alcohol in chocolate milk.

Edit: I must press F5 more often.

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 30th Jan 2008 18:56
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granted, but you drink so much chocolate milk that you get drunk, crash your car into a tree, and succumb to alcohol poisoning.

I wish for a Mcdonalds double cheeseburger with nothing but ketchup, a large frie, and a medium pepsi.

(Yes I know Mcdonalds serves Coke, I don't care. I want Pepsi.)

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Peter gee
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Posted: 30th Jan 2008 19:04
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granted but u hav to drive out and get it

i wish i had Rome Total war

i gave it to a friend and never got it back best game ever!

don't touch that cookie, it's mine!

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Granted, your friend finally gives it back to you! But its damaged. He's done... things... to it. Eww...

I wish that my friend hadn't tried to play my FF7 Disc one on his PC using an emulater. (The disc shattered in his CD drive.)

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 30th Jan 2008 19:44
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Granted, but he played 2, 3 and 4.

I wish cheese was purple.


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Posted: 30th Jan 2008 20:10
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Granted, but you get 10 billion pounds of it stuffed in your house and your insurance dosn't cover wishes.

I wish for the ship enterprise(from startrek) In perfect working codition.


If it was illegal to be stupid we'd run out of room.
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granted, but I someone trades all your power crystals for pornographic holograms. then you get attacked by Clingons. then you get eaten by Tribbles. thats right, Tribbles.

I wish for an X-Wing from Star Wars, in perfect working condition, and absolutely nothing bad happens to me ever again.
WHEEEEEEE!!!

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Grandma
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Posted: 30th Jan 2008 20:45 Edited at: 30th Jan 2008 20:45
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Granted, but you don't have a licence to fly it. Nor will there ever be licence for such contraptions for some time.

I wish i lived on tatooine and had an uber awesome hover-bike thing.

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NeX the Fairly Fast Ferret
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Posted: 30th Jan 2008 20:56 Edited at: 30th Jan 2008 20:56
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Granted, but your uber bike thing gets stolen by a sandcrawler and you get eaten by that worm thing out of Jedi Academy.

I wish for a 1Tb MicroSD card.

[href: http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=121881&b=8]Test[/href]
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granted, but "Tb" stands for "Tinybytes" A tinybyte is equal to one onemillionth of a byte.

I wish for a 10 Terrabyte micro Sd card. It works very well, is not stolen or broken, and I live happily ever after.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 30th Jan 2008 21:03
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Granted, but you are stolen instead.

I wish I was not an all powerful God.


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granted, nothing changes... Until one month from now, when you are attacked by a drunken hobo. He stabs you, and, without your all powerful god powers to save you, you die.

I wish for yes.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, you wished for yes which now means no, so when your replying to someone you will always say no.

I wish for a version of linux that could run all windows programs

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Granted, but the whole world switches to Mac.

I wish for a blade of grass.


If it was illegal to be stupid we'd run out of room.
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granted, it cuts you into a million piecies.

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Sinani201
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You didn't wish
I wish the government would be more aware of Global Warming.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
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Granted, but they don't care.

I wish that some random arsonist would hit my school so I don't have to go for at least a few days Oh, and nobody gets hurt from it


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Granted but someone gets hurt, and it is you.

You spend the rest of your life in cryogenic containment.

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You didn't wish, and didn't listen to my wish I'm included in anybody. You burn forever for your crimes against mankind.

I wish I had instant access to all the music I like, anywhere, anytime


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Posted: 31st Jan 2008 03:31 Edited at: 31st Jan 2008 03:32
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Granted but you don't move anywhere at all from your computer to have it. Thus are never truly happy.

I wish someone would understand the significance of this quote: "I have faith, that I shall win the race, even though I have no legs, and am tied to a tree." ~Mark75

"I have faith, that I shall win the race, even though I have no legs, and am tied to a tree." ~Mark75
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People understand, but once again it's an issue of apathy, they simply dont care.

As for corruping my wish, you don't realize quite how addicted to music I am...that punishment would be tolerable for the rewards...I mean...any and all music I want...totally worth it.

I wish someone below me is less lazy and comes up with a decent wish(unlike me)


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Granted, but I won't post it.


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Quote: "People understand, but once again it's an issue of apathy, they simply dont care."


I am sure only a handful of people understand what that truly means.

"I have faith, that I shall win the race, even though I have no legs, and am tied to a tree." ~Mark75
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Posted: 31st Jan 2008 05:32 Edited at: 31st Jan 2008 05:33
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"Variables won't, constants aren't."
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I wish my electronic computer-mouse becomes wireless again, i tit is not bad in any way and does not get stolen, and I don't get stolen either.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
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Granted, someone steals your computer, making the mouse worthless.

I wish for a kind, nice, talking parrot.


Powered by Box2D Physics. Thanks Diggsey!
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Granted, but the parrot steals your ID and assumes your personality. You have zero funds in your bank now.

I wish for the nile.

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Granted, but it's so big it doesn't fit in your house
I wish more people would use solar power

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but then the sun goes out.

I wish for a new type of energy that is 128% effecient.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Sven B
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Granted, but you have to fill in the extra 28% with your body.

I wish for another week of vacation...

It's the programmer's life:
Have a problem, solve the problem, and have a new problem to solve.
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granted, but you only get the extra time off because you're fired with full loss of pension and benefits. You get re-hired a week later as a Janitor, but you have to start everything over.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, but the buildup of energy is uncontrollable, mass explosions happed all over the world and everyone dies

I wish to go back in time and stop his last wish

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granted, but you end up becoming your own grandpa.

I wish I had remembered to make my wish last time.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, But you wish for porn which floods this site and the forums get taken offline as a result

I wish to live on the starship Enterprise happerly for at least 50 years and ending in a historic act

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Posted: 31st Jan 2008 17:42 Edited at: 31st Jan 2008 17:55
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Granted, but the Enterprise is assimilated and you spend those 50 years as a drone.

I wish someone would give me an example of how to make an image link, because I've tried every arrangement I can think of and I can't seem to get it to work.

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Granted
http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=117163&b=2

but you fail to understand it

I wish to become a moderator on this site
Any mods want to grant it?

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Granted, but then you realize its not all it's cracked up to be.

I wish I could balance a jar of jam on an egg.

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Granted, you balance both on your head, but the eggs are cracked and the jam is not in a containor

I wish to have 3 100% Uncorrunptable, undissapointing wishes

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Granted.
Well what more can you say?
We can't corrupt the uncorruptable.
All we can say is you must a real smart-arse, right? You think you're so clever.
Pff.
Yeah right.



I wish no one else would be stupid enough to wish for the uncorruptable. It's getting old, guys.


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Posted: 31st Jan 2008 19:12 Edited at: 31st Jan 2008 19:13
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Granted, but they resort to pointless childishness and start calling you playground names.


I wish I realised sliding down the banister - beside stairs that lead up - equals pain, sooner. (Owww! My elbow!)

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