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Posted: 31st Jan 2008 19:30
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Granted, but you realise this, as you said, while already sliding down the banister; far too late.

I wish childishness was nonexistant.


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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 31st Jan 2008 20:28
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granted, but everyone calls you a stoopid doody brained booger brain.

I wish for an enourmous cartoon mallet to hit people with.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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NeX the Fairly Fast Ferret
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Granted, but you turn into Amy Rose. And that's bad.

I wish I had a new DS Lite to replace the pile of scrap mine's turned into.

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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but its pink and has a scratch on the screen and it has a two minute battery life and wont run while plugged in.

I wish for 3 new working Wii remotes.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, but if you plug a Nunchaku in the Nunchaku turns into a bouquet of carnations. Also, they are homing Wiimotes that target plasma/LCD TVs.

I wish for an invisible pair of headphones that I cannot lose.

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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but they are sooooo loud they make your head asplode!

I wish I had the power to make heads asplode.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 31st Jan 2008 20:48
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Granted, but you have no control over your power and you asplode your own head.

I wish for some Wotsits that actually taste nice.

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Granted, but you're too wimpy to ever use that power.

I wish I was a god.


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Omega gamer 89
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Granted, but nobody ever worships you and you get banished to the netherrelm by a superior god

I wish for pie.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, but it's a low fat pie and is therefore as appetising as your average jewel case.

I wish that GH3 didn't have such ridiculous system requirements.

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Posted: 31st Jan 2008 21:14
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Granted, it just dosn't exist.

I wish for a rifle.


If it was illegal to be stupid we'd run out of room.
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granted, you blow your own brains out.

I wish for a pet sandwhich.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 31st Jan 2008 21:37
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Granted. It leaves you. You cry.

I wish that sandwich hadn't had pickles in it.


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Granted, but it had EVIL pickles instead who use the sandwich to take over the world.

I wish I had a cupcake.

"I have faith, that I shall win the race, even though I have no legs, and am tied to a tree." ~Mark75
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Tom J
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Granted, but the cupcake is allied with the EVIL pickles.

I wish I had a good cupcake that isnt allied with EVIL pickles.
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granted, but its GIR's cupcake and he kills you while singing the DOOM song!

I wish I was GIR.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 31st Jan 2008 21:43 Edited at: 31st Jan 2008 21:53
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Granted, but you get killed by E-thugs!


I wish there was an image thread so I could post all my funnies in it.

"I have faith, that I shall win the race, even though I have no legs, and am tied to a tree." ~Mark75
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Granted, but its locked by the mods.

I wish to see some more funny images.
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You'll wanna remove dat. It got swearin innit.

Teh mods'll get ya.


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Granted, but they take the piss out of you and you kill yourself in depression.

I wish I could have a grammar.

"I have faith, that I shall win the race, even though I have no legs, and am tied to a tree." ~Mark75
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*Cough* Your noobness? Removal of images pleaze?


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granted, but you cansn't uses it wrightly.

I wish that I has a Bankai and I know what I do wiff it.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Wut Imagez?

"I have faith, that I shall win the race, even though I have no legs, and am tied to a tree." ~Mark75
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Yea, yea, edit.


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Huh?

"I have faith, that I shall win the race, even though I have no legs, and am tied to a tree." ~Mark75
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GET ON WITH THE GAME!!! geeze...

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, you are a GIR, but you hum weirdly.

I wish my render didn't have purple in it.


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granted, but instead it has violet in it.

I wish for a spaceship to fly me to the moon. (and back.)

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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You survive all odds of making it back, but then get shot in the head...

I wish for noo8 knowing there's a little thing right from the Posted: part that says:
Quote: "
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It's the programmer's life:
Have a problem, solve the problem, and have a new problem to solve.
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Posted: 31st Jan 2008 22:17 Edited at: 31st Jan 2008 22:18
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Granted, but he ignores it.

I wish I had a suitcase filled with pencils.


If it was illegal to be stupid we'd run out of room.
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granted, he knows but he doesn't care. so he hurts you to releive his boredom.

I wish I hadn't done this:

http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=123061&b=2

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, but then you do.

I wish I wasn't about to go over to that thread and say somthing.


If it was illegal to be stupid we'd run out of room.
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granted, I kill you before ypu get the chance.

I wish I wasn't about to murder DB PROgrammer and get thrown in prison.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, I murder you and don't get thrown in prison.

I wish Omega gamer 89 wouldn't have been wrong about me posting.


If it was illegal to be stupid we'd run out of room.
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granted, since I wasn't wrong, you are now dead.

i wish for a cheese covered chihuahua.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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edit (you guys just posted 4 messages in 5 minutes :S)

It's the programmer's life:
Have a problem, solve the problem, and have a new problem to solve.
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I was unaware it must be my evil twin BTW Omega gamer 89 I did post.


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Granted, the cheese-covered chihuahua is four hundred pounds and eats nothing but taco bell.

I wish for an indestructible, completely free lime green Porsche with rims more expensive than my house.

"Variables won't, constants aren't."
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Granted, but your can't afford it, so you you get put in jail.
I wish everyone would use wind to power their homes (windmills).
The wind does not stop forever, there is no super storm that blows away windmills, the sun doesn't explode, and nothing bad happens to the windmills, or the house that uses them, or the wires don't get messed up, and nothing bad happens, and everyone lives happily ever after...

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
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Granted, but everybody is already dead, and therefore can't use your wonderful windmills.

I wish for world peace.

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Granted, but God get bored to see nothing on Earth, so he destroy it.

I wish to have something to eat

Windows Vista, Q6600 2.4ghz, 2gb Ram 800mhz - low latency, 8800 GTS 512 mb
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Granted, but pencils become illegal and you go on a plane and get arrested for having something illegal

I wish for a suitcase full of pens

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Granted, but it rips open when you lift it because of all the weight.
I wish for an effective cell phone that is small, fits in my pocket, and has nothing bad about it whatsoever.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
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Granted, except fate's opinion of bad is you getting your desires, and it therefore explodes.

I wish for World War 3

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granted but you're the first one shot and don't get to live through it.

I wish we weren't corrupting wishes and that no one corrupts this wish.

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Granted. Ungranted.
I wish for fish on a dish.

"Variables won't, constants aren't."
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Granted, its pretty incriminating being you isn't it?

I wish I could see some paper and pen artwork on this site (not my computer)

famous last words: check this out
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Posted: 1st Feb 2008 12:56 Edited at: 1st Feb 2008 12:59
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Granted, But it is drawn with Invisible ink

I wish for 1 week of work so i can programme all week.

Everyone Be Cool, You, Be Cool.

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Quote: "I wish for 1 week of work so i can programme all week."


granted you get one week of work not one week off work. You program when you're supposed to be working and get fired.

I wish that I could brain today and that I didn't have the dumb.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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HELOOOOOO? any other wishers around here?

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