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Geek Culture / DBPro corrupt a wish!!!

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 4th Feb 2008 19:35
granted, but the knowlege causes your head to implode.

I wish I ahd the power to implode peoples heads.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

Tom J
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Posted: 4th Feb 2008 20:04
Ungranted, ahd isn't a word

I wish that the above wish was wished again with the correct spelling.
Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 4th Feb 2008 20:07
granted, but you die of an axe to the head before that happens.

I wish I HAD the power to make peoples' heads pop off, grow legs and dance a funny dance.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

Insert Name Here
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Posted: 4th Feb 2008 21:04
Granted, but you're too wimpy to use it.


I wish I had firefox spellchecker.


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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 4th Feb 2008 21:09
Quote: "granted, but the chef spits in your food, farts on it, and dips it in the toilet.

I wish I worked at fish and chop and could be there to laugh at Seppuku arts when he takes the first bite of his contaminated food."


Oh dear...I thought that battered sausage tasted strange...



Granted, but it'sa meaning that disturbs you to the point when you break into the bad kind of insanity - you're so insane that you're a harm to society and you then get shot a member of Grandma's penguin alliance.


I wish I could play music with swearing, politics or religion on the radio without getting fined or kicked out and for EPL, the government and broadcasting laws to be okay with it.

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Cash Curtis II
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Posted: 4th Feb 2008 21:14 Edited at: 4th Feb 2008 21:15
Granted, but your name becomes household scum because you single handedly polluted the airways with filthy lyrics, people hate you, women will have nothing to do with you, and you're eventually killed by an angry mob of people that hate you.

I wish that there would be a fantastic meteorite shower tonight.


Come see the WIP!
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Posted: 4th Feb 2008 21:25
Granted, it just so happens you step into the shower and meteors come down and crush you to death, it's a fantastic site, but too bad, you're too dead to see the rest.


I wish there was a diet a tubby like me could stick to.

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Benjamin
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Posted: 4th Feb 2008 21:27
Granted, but you never do any exercise and so dieting alone doesn't lose you any weight.

I wish for a cookie.

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Posted: 4th Feb 2008 21:28
Granted, but it's got jelly in it.


I still wish I had firefox spellchecker.


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Posted: 4th Feb 2008 21:34 Edited at: 4th Feb 2008 21:34
Granted, but it's in Chinese, so it muddles your posts up.


I wish I had a Safari Spellchecker.... (Not exactly an original wish)

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DB PROgrammer
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Posted: 4th Feb 2008 21:58
Granted, but it's in latin, so it muddles your posts up.

I wish I knew what Seppuku Arts sig was?


If it was illegal to be stupid we'd run out of room.
Insert Name Here
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Posted: 4th Feb 2008 22:03
Granted, but I shall hereby translate the wrong part of his sig:

Shakespeare used to randomly have characters exit scenes 'persued by a bear'. Therefore the stage command 'Exuent pursued by a bear'. (and that's not a typo!)


I wish for cheese.


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Posted: 4th Feb 2008 22:07
Granted, but it is bought from Ikea, so you get:

>A Cow
>A bucket
>Churny mc watsit
>That enzyme I can't remember the name of.
>You get the idea... what am I an encyclopedia?




I wish I was an encyclopedia.

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Posted: 4th Feb 2008 22:09
Granted, but people can edit you at will. Hence the 'WikiBiggia.'

I wish I was a good 3D modeler.


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Posted: 4th Feb 2008 22:37 Edited at: 4th Feb 2008 22:40
Quote: "I wish I knew what Seppuku Arts sig was?"


If you want the misquoted Shakespeare stage direction, (by the way INH, it was Exit, not exuent, 'exuent' isn't used when there's only 1 character on stage, who just so happens to get chased off by a bear, or in my case, man-bear-pig) therefore the image its written in the Elder Futhark Runic Alphabet (The runic that the Vikings used) and my scandinavian hybrid language, meaning Mead is good (mjoðr er lekker)...yes it's part of my Viking obsession.


Quote: "I wish I was a good 3D modeler."


Granted, suddenly your hands fall off so you newly learned skill is rendered useless to you.

I wish I had the Lion King on DVD to accompany our perfect streak of watching Disney movies.

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Posted: 5th Feb 2008 00:19
Granted, but you realize that some movies from Disney contains some subliminal message (It's true) in it, and decid to burn all of the movies because you think it's not accapeted by your religion.

I wish for a square of peat.

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Posted: 5th Feb 2008 01:25 Edited at: 5th Feb 2008 01:32
Granted but you get eaten by your mattress when you go to bed, not having a chance to receive it the day after.

I wish for a dog robot hybrid.

Zorek
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Posted: 5th Feb 2008 02:30
granted but you like it so much that you over use it, the robot goes hay-wire and destroys every living being on the face of the earth.

thanks alot

i wish for robot that can do anything that i want and nothing goes wrong with it. it does not explode. does lead to any death of any kind and does not go hay-wire

all for me and non for all!!!
Sinani201
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Posted: 5th Feb 2008 05:13 Edited at: 6th Feb 2008 01:44
Granted, but I steal it
I wish that the following text wasn't written in Russian:
Я желаю которого следующего текста не был написан по-русски
Pie Rulez

[Edit to avoid double-post]
MUHAHAHA!!! My wish is stumping everyone! now that I have won the game... I will start the next thread! You have One Week to corrupt my wish, or else I WIN!!!! PWNGE!!! LMFURGAROFLICMFIGE!!!!!! (I just made that up, don't even ask what it means)

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 6th Feb 2008 16:33
NO!!! YOU HAVE NOT WON YET!!!
Granted, now its in 1337 $p33k!!!!!11!1!111!1!!!1!2!

3y3 wi$h 7h@7 7hi$ 7hr3@d h@dn't $10w3d d0wn $0 much!!!

LET TEH GAMES CONTINUE!!!

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

Benjamin
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Posted: 6th Feb 2008 16:44
I wish people would lay off the sugar.

Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 6th Feb 2008 16:47
nooooo... sugar gooood.... sugar is the precious... the precious...

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

Benjamin
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Posted: 6th Feb 2008 16:53
You fail at playing this game.

Insert Name Here
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Posted: 6th Feb 2008 17:22
Granted, but everyone dies form low sugar blood levels, and increased acetone.


I wish I did not suck at biology.


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Posted: 6th Feb 2008 18:31
granted, now you suck at life in general. Everything EXCEPT biology.

I wish I had a trillion and six USD. LEGAL.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

MSon
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Posted: 6th Feb 2008 18:57 Edited at: 6th Feb 2008 18:58
Granted, you rob a bank to get the money, get court, and spend your life in prison.

I wish to win the lottery

Everyone Be Cool, You, Be Cool.
Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 6th Feb 2008 19:03
@ MSon:
I said LEGAL. robbing a bank is NOT LEGAL.

ANYWAYS...

Granted, but so do 70000 other people, so you only win, like, 5.00 USD. (Or whatever that translates into if you live outside the USA.)

I wish to be the CEO Nintendo.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 6th Feb 2008 19:34
Granted, but then Microsoft buy them out ad you're cast out onto the street.

I wish I knew the inner workings of the universe...


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Posted: 6th Feb 2008 19:36
granted, the answer to the great question of life, the universe, and everything, is 42.

I wish I knew what the great question of life, the universe, and everything was.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 6th Feb 2008 19:41
Granted. Your brain implodes, and your allotment is invaded by rabbits.

I wish I knew French.


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Posted: 6th Feb 2008 19:42
granted, but you only know how to ask where the bathroom is, and thats all you can say in ANY language.

I wish I could speak all languages FLUENTLY.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 6th Feb 2008 19:59
Granted, but you can never speak the right language at the right time.



I wish it were Friday.


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Posted: 6th Feb 2008 20:06
granted, but its Friday the 13th. You get so much bad luck that your stomach explodes.

I wish it was Saturday.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 6th Feb 2008 20:09
Granted, but you have ten times the homework.

I wish I wasn't babysitting Y6 students tomorrow. (That's 10/11 year olds)


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Posted: 6th Feb 2008 20:11
granted, instead, you're babysitting 80 year old seniors in a retirement home. TRY CHANGIN' THOSE DIAPERS!!!

I wish I didn't have that image stuck in my head now. ew... EWWWW!!! GO AWAY, OLD PEOPLE CRAP!!! EEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 6th Feb 2008 20:27
Granted, its on your head.

I wish for a uncoruptable wish.


If it was illegal to be stupid we'd run out of room.
Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 6th Feb 2008 20:39
granted, but its MY wish that is uncorruptable.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

HAHA! THE ONE AND ONLY UNCORRUPTABLE WISH!!! TREMBLE IN FEAR, CORRUPTABLE FOOLS!!!

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 6th Feb 2008 20:42
Granted, you die.

Who's the fool now, eh?


I wish I knew.


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Posted: 6th Feb 2008 20:46 Edited at: 6th Feb 2008 20:47
granted, the fool is you, because I wished for my wish to be corrupted. By corrupting my wish, you are granting it, but not corrupting it. By NOT corrupting it, you are not granting it, which you must do in order for it to be a valid corruption.

I WIN}-)

I wish that Insert name here had understood that "I wish for this wish to be corrupted" was, itself, an uncorruptable wish. Its like saying "This statement is false."

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 6th Feb 2008 21:48
Granted, but you are still wrong, for nowhere in the rules does it say that the corruption has to be bad for the wisher. I can still both grant and corrupt your wish, as I did, with no bad effects to you, entirely. "I wish for this wish to be corrupted" is not incorruptible, because I can just grant ti and corrupt it at the same time.

So you lose. Soz.

I wish Firefox knew how to spell Firefox.


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Posted: 6th Feb 2008 22:01
granted, but it spells it "DHGDHJFGFGHGJ!$&($($&4794554%!$$#4%%5%$"

I wish that Insert name here would give it up already and realize that that wish IS incorruptable.
this is because I wished for it to be corrupted.
If you grant my wish you must corrupt it, because a corruption is what I wished for. HOWEVER, because I wished for a corruption, the only way to truly corrupt THAT wish is to NOT corrupt it. If you corrupt my wish, I'm getting exactly what I wished for and nothing else. If you don't corrupt my wish, your not granting it, because my wish was for the wish to be corrupted.
ITS A PARADOX.
I WIN.
YOU.
LOSE.


...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 6th Feb 2008 22:04
granted( just click add to dictionary) but you never have to type FireFox AGAIN!!!!!

i wish that this wish wasn't corrupted!!

HA TRY AND CORRUPT THAT!!!

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Posted: 6th Feb 2008 22:04 Edited at: 6th Feb 2008 22:05
EDIT: Pix, you got in before me but you replied to late, so I'll ignore you.


Granted, I will give up, but not after beating you into pulverization with my argument.

Just because it is corrupted does not mean that I have to directly corrupt the wish. Simply saying 'But you die' is completely acceptable, as the wish is both corrupted and granted: I corrupted the wish, as you wished, but it caused you to die, as you undoubtedly did not wish. So there.

I wish Omega Gamer 89 would stop right now at this moment in time and forever onwards stop arguing with me and accept that he was wrong.


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Posted: 6th Feb 2008 22:08 Edited at: 6th Feb 2008 22:11
granted. I wont corrupt your wish. Ill just corrupt the wishes of everyone you know.

I wish I knew another incorruptable wish.

EDIT:
oops, you beat me to pixelator's wish, Insert name here.

P.S. "you die." is not a true corruption. A REAL TRUE corruption uses ONLY the effects of the wish to screw the wisher. A TRUE corruption MUST involve the wish backfiring or turning on the wisher in some way. An unrelated death is not a true corruption.

I WIN AGAIN.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 6th Feb 2008 22:19
But if you die, then you can't experience the full effects of the wish in the first place, so the wish is voided, essentially. Which is a corruption.

YOU NEVER WON IN THE FIRST PLACE, SO WHERE 'AGAIN' CAME FORM I DON'T KNOW.


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Posted: 6th Feb 2008 22:26 Edited at: 6th Feb 2008 22:27
off topic:
Dude. give it up. I've been doing Corrupt a wish on other sites for YEARS. I've made this wish before, and any logically thinking person accepts that the wish is incorruptable and just moves on.
YOU on the other hand, feel the need to keep arguing against a point that has been PROVEN multiple times, on multiple sites, on multiple occasions.

BESIDES. AS the creator of the thread, I MAKE THE RULES FOR THE GAME. And, although I CAN modify the rules if I so choose, I don't need to in order to WIN THIS ARGUMENT.

I have made this wish before. NO ONE has been able to corrupt it properly. They accepted it.
WHY WON'T YOU?

ARGUMENT OVER.

ON TOPIC:
I'll start things up again:
I wish for a 60 terrabyte Hard drive that is indestructable, unstealable, and will never fail.

P.S. I'm leaving my computer now. so I wont be able to argue any more today. (Unless I can get a friend to let me use their computer.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 6th Feb 2008 22:32
granted, but the box was empty and costumer service doesn't believe you so you can't get it back.

i wish that this wish wasn't corrupted

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Posted: 6th Feb 2008 22:33
Quote: "Dude. give it up."

Nay. I know I'm right.

Quote: "I've been doing Corrupt a wish on other sites for YEARS."

I don't care.

Quote: "I've made this wish before, and any logically thinking person accepts that the wish is incorruptable and just moves on."

That makes every logically thinking person wrong then?

Quote: "YOU on the other hand, feel the need to keep arguing against a point that has been PROVEN multiple times, on multiple sites, on multiple occasions.
"

Show me thy proof then.

Quote: "BESIDES. AS the creator of the thread, I MAKE THE RULES FOR THE GAME. And, although I CAN modify the rules if I so choose, I don't need to in order to WIN THIS ARGUMENT."

On the 32nd page, it's a little late for that, methinks.

Quote: "I have made this wish before. NO ONE has been able to corrupt it properly. They accepted it.
WHY WON'T YOU?"

Because it is corruptible. Just because I both grant in it's entirety and also corrupt a wish, does not mean that I have failed to corrupt the wish. If I grant the wish by corrupting it then IT IS CORRUPTED, AS I HAVE TO CORRUPT IT TO GRANT IT.

Quote: "I wish for a 60 terrabyte Hard drive that is indestructable, unstealable, and will never fail."


Granted, someone eats it.

I wish everyone could spell.


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Posted: 6th Feb 2008 22:48
@inh

i already granted and corrupted his wish.

@inh and Omega

BOTH OF YOU STOP IT. ITS A WONDER THE MODS HAVEN'T LOCKED THE THREAD ALREADY. MODS SHOULD SLAP THE BOTH OF YOU!!!!!


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Posted: 6th Feb 2008 23:08
Omega, silence:

1) The uncorruptable wish is a stupid idea, why? Because it takes the fun out of the game
2) Well, wishing for a corrupted wish though INH's wasn't the best response, but somebody dying is corruption, or at least the killing part is, depends how you look at it. A corrupted wish is when you get what you want, but the consequences or the lack of clarity are against you, by asking for a corrupted wish, you get what you wanted, but you die because of it. A response I would have given to 'I wish for a corrupted wish, then I'd say 'You wish for something else, like a couple of monkeys dancing, of course it's granted and the monkeys dance on your head until you die and thus your wish is corrupted.'

If you're going to continue the argument, then it's clear that you're either being pedantic to sound smart, or want to ruin the game.


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Granted, bvt dey speel budly

I wysh 4 a mnkey wid a tricicle.

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