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n008
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Granted but it melted and killed you while you were eating your Wheaties.

I wish I knew Japanese.

"I have faith, that I shall win the race, even though I have no legs, and am tied to a tree." ~Mark75
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Satchmo
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Granted, but you knew a Japenese person, not the language.

I wish I owned a missile, that couldn't harm me mentally or physically...

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n008
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Granted, it harms you Metaphysically, and you die.

I wish I was a Moderator.

"I have faith, that I shall win the race, even though I have no legs, and am tied to a tree." ~Mark75
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Satchmo
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Granted but on the myspace forums.

I wish for the person below me to die.

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n008
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Granted, but the person below you is your Long lost twin .

I wish I had a sandwhich.

"You guys are being too hard on god. He's trying so hard! :3" ~Mark75
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Satchmo
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Granted but it's so good you have withdrawal the rest of your life.

I wish for a single, harmless atom, in which it wouldn't bother me if it got lost or blew up.

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n008
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Granted, it doesn't bother you, it incinerates you.

I wish all you base belonged to me.

"You guys are being too hard on god. He's trying so hard! :3" ~Mark75
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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but all my base are baseball bases. So now you have a bunch of home plates and nothing to do with them.

I wish I could use the Graymayr; the ancient language of power from Eragon.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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n008
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Granted, but you drain all of your energy in your first attempt of useage, putting yourself into a terrible half-coma.

I wish I had a six pack.

"You guys are being too hard on god. He's trying so hard! :3" ~Mark75
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DB PROgrammer
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Posted: 3rd Feb 2008 04:32
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Granted, 1 roll, 2 roll, 3 roll...

I wish 3ds Max would stop crashing.


If it was illegal to be stupid we'd run out of room.
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WarGoat
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Posted: 3rd Feb 2008 04:34
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Granted, but you now it's your OS that is crashing.

I wish to finnally learn the solo of seek and destroy (my fingers hurt really bad)

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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but I learn it first, and create a better version that makes the one you just learned totally useless.

I wish for a 40 foot chocolate bunny.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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WarGoat
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Posted: 3rd Feb 2008 05:06
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Granted, but a lighting strike it and make it live. Finnally, it destroy every things starting with your house.

I wish that I could jump of a building of 100 foot and not die when I touch the ground.

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Posted: 3rd Feb 2008 10:46
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Granted, but you try to jump over a 110 foot building and die when you hit IT intead.


I wish I hadn't just wasted 8 minutes of my life.


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CoffeeGrunt
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Posted: 3rd Feb 2008 11:55
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Granted, you wasted all 1241423413534656 minutes of your life,

I wish that FPSC didn't suck and that Lemur V2 was free....


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Posted: 3rd Feb 2008 12:04
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Ummm, granted. Lemur already is free, isn't it?


I wish I was more sure of things.


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Tom J
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Posted: 3rd Feb 2008 12:15
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Granted, you are certain of Lemur's cost, but you forget what it actually is.

I wish that the next poster understands Russian.
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Posted: 3rd Feb 2008 12:19
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Конечно, но вы не можете понять эту должность.


Жаль, что я действительно ли понимают русский.[b][/b]


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Tom J
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Posted: 3rd Feb 2008 12:24 Edited at: 3rd Feb 2008 12:26
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Желание?
edit: The translator was wrong, so I'll just say it in English, you forgot your wish!
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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 3rd Feb 2008 12:38
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Granted, the poster did know Russian, but clearly he doesn't know it very well.


I wish I had Gungnir (Odin's Javelin) and that I am capable of weilding it without hurting myself or it hurting me.

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Satchmo
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Posted: 3rd Feb 2008 16:49
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Granted, but it makes you kill you parents.

I wish for a paradox.

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IanM
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Posted: 3rd Feb 2008 17:46
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Granted - your great grandson comes back in time and kills you.

I wish that there was a point to this game

[b]Utility plugins collection (updated 23/12/07) and
http://www.matrix1.demon.co.uk
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n008
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Posted: 3rd Feb 2008 17:50
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Granted, but INH dulls it down./

I wish I had a Grammar! :3

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CoffeeGrunt
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Posted: 3rd Feb 2008 18:31
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Quote: "Ummm, granted. Lemur already is free, isn't it?"


No, costs $20....

Granted, its a retards Grammar....

I wish for intelligence..


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Posted: 3rd Feb 2008 18:39
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Granted, it's an AI that comes and eats your fridge.


I wish they were still making commander keen.


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draknir_
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granted, they make a horrendous 3d platformer hybrid which sucks monkey balls and ruins the name of the excellent keen franchise. Its so bad, its actually banned in several countries and never again is another keen game produced.

I wish for a friend who is completely incorruptible
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Posted: 3rd Feb 2008 19:14
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Granted, you are corrupted instead.

I wish that TK would update more often.


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Seppuku Arts
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Granted, you friend is a decent fellow, and not corrupt in any way and will never become corrupted, unfortunately, I am a very corrupted individual, especially sadistic and though it'd be cruel to kill said friend with a Salmon.


I wish for a lemon

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Roxas
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Quote: "Granted, you were born in Outer Space, and get sucked into a Black Hole. Have fun!"


That is pretty impossible.. Or was there woman in outer space getting a child? Thats highly uncommon..

@Seppuku
Not Granted, You dont get lemon..

I wish for a freedom.


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Posted: 3rd Feb 2008 19:26
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Granted, you eat it.


My wish shall be the sam one as it was in my Russian post, and there was a wish there I'll have you know!


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Tom J
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Posted: 3rd Feb 2008 19:28
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Google translator said there was no wish there, the second line translated as something about pity
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It is a pity that I really understand whether Russian?

Becomes


I wish that I really did understand Russian.


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CoffeeGrunt
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Granted, the KGB make you understand what pain is in Russian,(through torture!)

I wish that really did come true!


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Pixelator
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Posted: 4th Feb 2008 02:14 Edited at: 4th Feb 2008 02:20
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granted, but then he goes for you. i wish i could my cellular atonoma program to work.

Russian translation of the above text:
я дарен, но после этого он идет для вас, котор я желаю я смогло моя клетчатая программа atonoma работать.
[/translation]

Я не получаю почему люди жалуются о проблемах translater как раз идут к www.altavista.com и 5elkaht дальше "переводами рыб babel"

[edit] if there are any english words in there, i probably misspelled them in the translations window.

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Benjamin
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Quote: "I wish that TK would update more often."

Me too.

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ThinkDigital
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Posted: 4th Feb 2008 02:51 Edited at: 4th Feb 2008 02:52
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Granted, it works for a second and a half.

I wish for the PATRIOTS (who rule) to win the Superbowl (which they WILL).

"Variables won't, constants aren't."
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WarGoat
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Granted, they do win, but it's not the patriots you expected to: they are little stick of memory running around.

I wish I could draw well.

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Granted, you can draw a sword well.

I wish for the person's post below me to contain the word "wish"

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Dr Schnitzengruber
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Granted, but it's in a code box

I

that polygons weren't as hard to decompose

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ThinkDigital
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Granted. They are suddenly twice as hard to compose.

I wish I knew why the Patriots didn't win the Superbowl.

"Variables won't, constants aren't."
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Posted: 4th Feb 2008 12:27 Edited at: 4th Feb 2008 12:29
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Granted, and you are forever traumatized about it.

I wish only good things would happen to me.


The one and only,
~PlystirE~

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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 4th Feb 2008 14:37 Edited at: 4th Feb 2008 14:37
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Granted, something bad happens to somebody else you know and like, who never did anything to hurt you or anyone, in fact they're quite lovely. I hope you feel guilty now you selfish %*%*$%%^!


I wish the crappy Viking tunic in the store wasn't so damn expensive!

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Omega gamer 89
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granted, now its so F***ing expensive.

I wish I had a rage and I know what I do wif it.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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(Looking at the tunics on the internet, some a effing expensive. ...I best not ask for a sword as well, otherwise that's my student loan out of the window)

Granted, Rage just so happens to be a charity event out our university, so you can go to it, you can give money...unfortunately the reinactment society are defending the uni and thus you get killed in the crossfire.

I wish the people in the room above me would stop rapping, it's getting embarrassing.

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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but instead of "Rapping" they start "Wrapping" you in a tarp and then throw you in a lake.

3y3 wi$h 7h@7 3v3ry0n3 w0u1d s7@r7 p0$7ing in 1337!!!1111!1!!!1!1!11!1!2!!!

(Translation for the LEET inpaired: "I wish everyone would start posting in leet!!!!!!!!!!")

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Roxas
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Posted: 4th Feb 2008 16:43 Edited at: 4th Feb 2008 16:45
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(Omega gamer post was too lame so we just skip it.. Cuz i hate it when people posts same time )
@Seppuku
Granted, Now they took lessons from this..

I wish that i would finish my goal!


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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but your goal is to speak LEET!!!
(I, on the other hand, have decided to stop posting in LEET for now. YOU, however, are forver cursed to speak, write, and type in nothing BUT LEET! BWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA!!!!)

I wish for my own house. A NICE house that is not bad or crappy in any way and is completely mine. (No mortgage or bills or anything.)

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Seppuku Arts
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Roxas try watching that video to Ackercocke, it's just terribly weird.


Granted, you're house is nice, but your neighbours aren't, you end up killing them and rotting in jail.



I wish the fish and chip shop was open now! I have to wait another half an hour to get my food!

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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but the chef spits in your food, farts on it, and dips it in the toilet.

I wish I worked at fish and chop and could be there to laugh at Seppuku arts when he takes the first bite of his contaminated food.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, but it's now owned by mushy peas lieted.

I wish I understood the meaning of mushy peas...


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