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Omega gamer 89
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granted, she eats your face instead.

I wish I knew why cloggy's D3D plugin wont work for me.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Nemesis_0_
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Granted, but the reason is because you now have to pay $100,000 to use it

I wish I hadn't killed that fish!
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Omega gamer 89
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granted, instead, that fish killed you.

I wish I had a llama..

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, but the company 'Maxis' steal it.


I wish I was older.


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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but you get too old and die,

I wish I was exactly twenty five years old.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, but you are also a type of race which only lives to 24.

I wish I was not a human, but not a lower being than a human.


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Omega gamer 89
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granted, you are a drone polotolitian. Polotolitian drones, however, only live 48 hours, most of which is spent tending to the queen polotolitian, who lives for 300 years.

I wish I was king of America.

(Yes I know the U.S. has a president, not a king. I'm wishing to be king anyways.)

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Pus In Boots
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Granted, you get tied down to Queen Clinton. (A fate worse than death.)

I wish for a bowl of hot tomato soup.

Feigning interest since 2005!
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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but it is a GIANT bowl and you drown in it. You drown and get boiled alive at the same time.

I wish Io had never made my last wish.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Nemesis_0_
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Granted, but now you made one to be king of antartica instead

I wish I had a pizza right now!
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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but you burn the roof of your mouth so bad that you need major surgery which ill cost you 100000000.00 USD.

I wish I had 100000000.00 USD.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, but you spend it all on major surgery.

I wish for myself to be harmed.


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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but you only get scratch on your knee.

I wish I could play guitar really well.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Seppuku Arts
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Granted, but suddenly the government enforces a Musicians guild and to legally play a guitar, you need a very expensive license.

I wish the Clangers were real.

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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but I owns them all.

I wish I was the head of that Musicians guild and got to keep all the money the other musicians payed me.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, but only Mike Oldfield can afford the charges.

I wish I had a cheap easy and free WMV to AVI converter.


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NeX the Fairly Fast Ferret
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Granted, but it goes haywire and converts every WMV you have ever seen into XHD 32mb/s AVIs, flooding your HDD with data and confusing it so badly that the read head tries to read the side of your HDD case and it all goes click-click-kaput.

I wish for a Wii game other than Metroid worth playing.

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Granted, but now there is no reason for you ever play any other game because it was the best game you could ever imagine...

I wish i wasn't sick anymore...
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Graned, but then she eats YOU!!!!! MUHAHAHA!!!!
I wish I could read minds without reading Michael Jackson's

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
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Ed222
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Granted but one day some thing goes wrong and you read everyones minds at one you can't handel it all at once your head explodes you die...
I wish I had a risk free wish

Windows Is better than everything
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granted but nothing happens.

i wish i could read minds with out reading any things gross and not have my mind explode or implode or cause any type of death from mind reading or anything else.

all for me and non for all!!!
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Agent Dink
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Granted, but as you are reading someones mind you lose focus of your own and trip down a flight of stairs, hitting your head and forgetting how to read minds.

I kinda wish this thread would die so we could get a new forum game going ^_^

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Sinani201
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Posted: 9th Feb 2008 03:55 Edited at: 9th Feb 2008 03:55
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Granted, but the new forum game sucks so bad you'll wish this one came back, but you can't wish for it because this thread would no longer be of existence.
I wish I knew how the posting competition worked.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
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Satchmo
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Granted, but the posting competition dies right after you learn.

I wish for a 7 up.

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Sinani201
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Granted, but you go up so high there's no oxygen and you die.
I wish I knew how the posting competition worked.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
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Satchmo
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Granted, but the posting competition dies right after you learn.

I wish for a cookie.

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Sinani201
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Granted, but the chocolate chips are poison.
I wish the prophecy would be fulfilled.
Random game with Kirby:
______________

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
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Zorek
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granted but the prophecy turns out to kill all human beings.

i iwsh that someone would win once and for all in this game. and a better post comes in and nothing bad or nothing too good can come from this wish.

try to beat that

all for me and non for all!!!
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Sinani201
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Granted, nothing happens. Is is not positive, nor is it negative.
I wish I had an army of loyal ninjas that plan do force Microsoft to buy Apple Computer.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
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Zorek
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techanically you are wrong. you said there is no negative and no positive but if you notce it says...

Quote: " nothing bad or nothing too good."


so there's still a positive in there. Ha!

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@Sinazi201:

Granted, but afterwards Microsoft buys your army away from you and sends them to kill you.

I wish that this was the last post in this thread.




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guys don't skip mine so i'm gonna go again,

granted but you die after that.

i wish that someone would win once and for all in this game. and a better post comes in and nothing bad or nothing too good can come from this wish.

notice:

i said too good not no good.

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Quote: "i wish that someone would win once and for all in this game. and a better post comes in and nothing bad or nothing too good can come from this wish"


Granted, I win this game once and for all, but then Omega person gets all shouty and fills the forum full of "Bwuhahahahah"
I've ignored the second part of your wish, as that qualifies as a second wish.

I wish I could program a lot better.

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Granted, but you can only program better in a language noone has heard of and is only capable of making text games

I wish nobody below would attempt to corrupt my wish in any way shape or form.
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Sinani201
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Granted, we all think you're really boring.
I wish I had the power at my fingertips.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
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NeX the Fairly Fast Ferret
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Granted, but the power electrocutes you and turns you into a barbecue steak.

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apparently, my wish DIDN'T get granted.

Quote: "I wish that this was the last post in this thread.
"


Thus, the wish making had stopped and this now becomes pointless.

Since the last poster didn't make a wish, I shall wish for him.

I wish this thread got locked by a moderator.

Grant THAT ONE, fools! *laughs evilly*


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Quote: "apparently, my wish DIDN'T get granted.


Quote: "I wish that this was the last post in this thread.
"
"


Not true... it was granted... at the time you posted it it WAS the last post, was being PAST TENSE! but now its not anymore...


Granted, but then i use my l33t haxor powers to unlock it

I wish people at the bar I worked at wouldn't fight over the way somone looked at them.
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Granted, now they are fighting over the way people enter the bar.

I wish to have grass that is cutting itself.

Windows Vista, Q6600 2.4ghz, 2gb Ram 800mhz - low latency, 8800 GTS 512 mb
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Zorek
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Quote: "Granted, I win this game once and for all, but then Omega person gets all shouty and fills the forum full of "Bwuhahahahah"
"


nice but i got a new one.

Quote: " wish to have grass that is cutting itself."


granted but you step on the grass and it cuts you.

i wish that someone would win this game and a new and better games comes from it. and nothing bad or too good can come from it and that no one decides to put buwhahahahaha or any other type of spamming on any type of forum.

all for me and non for all!!!
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Sinani201
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Granted, but it gets locked by a mod. You only said bad things could come from it, not anything about bad things happening to it.
I wish 64 was equal to 65, and there is no strange paradox that happens when it comes true.
Beat THAT!!!!

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
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Granted, but suddenly all of your programs don't work any more.

I wish this was the last post ni the thread.


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Benjamin
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Granted, but the thread you are referring to isn't this one.

I wish.

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Granted.

I wish for a secret handshake.
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Sinani201
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Granted, but the handshakes is with someone that has a contagious sickness, and you die of sickness.
I wish pie is awesome

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Granted, Pie is awesome, but it's a pie off of a pie chart, it looks really cool! Unfortunately that pie shows a new statistic, 75% of the world's countries are being culled and yours is on that list. Bye bye!

I wish that this wish didn't end in death...

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Granted, but...whatever.

I wish that his last wish was able to have a disaster happen!!



Thanks to BigAdd for the incredibly awesome sig!
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granted but the world is destroyed

i wish that someone would win this game and a new and better games comes from it. and nothing bad or too good can come from it and that no one decides to put buwhahahahaha or any other type of spamming on any type of forum. or nothing happens to it.

i have found the secret to win this game. and i won't say it until this game ends. muhahahahahahahahahah!!!

@sinani

nice, you found a loop hole

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Um...

Granted. I win.

I wish that the post that this text is within was, is, and forever WILL BE the last post in the thread within which this text appears.

If you say "Granted", then it must be granted, and by posting that you grant it, you are therefore NOT granting it, and so you cannot post in ORDER to grant it.


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Agreed upon. However, the person below you did not say what he had to say and therefore this topic can continue.

I wish for this topic to continue.


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