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Geek Culture / DBPro corrupt a wish!!!

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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 21:04
Granted, they hurt your eyes with their fiendishly orange colour.

I wish for some ranom mod to randomly fall into a pit filled with some random liquid.

You can write crap in DBPro as well as DBC - it just crashes quicker! -TDK

Tom J
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 21:16
Granted, you become a mod and fall into my swimming pool of moltern lava.

I wish for my download to speed up
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 21:24 Edited at: 13th Feb 2008 21:25
Granted, but it get so speeded up the download starts destroying the laws of physics and the entire universe gets wiped out of existance.

I wish for an larger sun.

EDIT:

Quote: "Thats quite ironic"


Know .

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 21:26
Granted, but it only exists for 0.1 milliseconds.

I wish for a bug.

You can write crap in DBPro as well as DBC - it just crashes quicker! -TDK

Mr Z
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 21:28
Granted, it´s eating up your head as we speak.

I wish for an dolphin.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 21:28
Granted, but its one that is assosiated with a sexually transmitted disease

I wish for bug spray to protect me from INH's STD
Mr Z
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 21:33
Granted, but it kills humans too, and you get killed the first time you use it.

I wish for another wish that I can use to wish something.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 21:43 Edited at: 13th Feb 2008 21:44
Granted, but your extra wish brings you nothing satisfying, though your desires have been filled...in truth desire was a road you should never have gone down because all it has done is lead you into a spiralling depression. All the things in life you wish for do not make up for the crushing of your life esteems, the reality is, by falling for your materialistic ways you have been deluded by a false sense of happiness when it drifts away like a popular rap artist's talent....


Yeah I went for the confusing one.


I wish my lecturer didn't skip my presentation today, because I have to wait another week to get it out of the way...

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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 22:01
Granted, but it was a failure in general.

You can write crap in DBPro as well as DBC - it just crashes quicker! -TDK

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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 22:34 Edited at: 13th Feb 2008 22:34
Don't say that! I spent hours working on it (excluding the reading required) you cruel man - I even stayed up past my bed time and you know...we uglies need beauty sleep too!


You forgot a wish...I wish for a purse that regenerates the money taken out of it.

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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 22:36
Granted, but that money is cursed and bring very bad luck.

I wish I had an purse that gave me an banana every half-hour.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 22:40
Granted, but the bananas given are always soft, squidgy and partially rotted.

I wish INH was more imaginative when granting wishes.

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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 22:44
Granted, but he takes it all from you.

I wish INH stood for I´m Not Harry.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 22:47 Edited at: 13th Feb 2008 22:50
Granted, but INH is harry, creating a paradox that blows up the universe.

I wish INH stood for I horrify newborns
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 23:13
<INH is Alex, actually>

Granted, but everything horrifies newborns anyway.

I wish I knew why this INH thing started.

You can write crap in DBPro as well as DBC - it just crashes quicker! -TDK

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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 23:18 Edited at: 13th Feb 2008 23:19
Granted But when you find out it's too horrid to hold in you explode...

I wish that windows was the only OS around.

P.S. Sorry for asking INH I thought you were a girl are you a girl?...
Quote: "Granted, but he takes it all from you"


Tip Of The Day!:Have you tried every thing in dbc to make your game faster but does it still lag? Switch to dbp to gain that extra speed you lack.
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 23:23 Edited at: 13th Feb 2008 23:25
Quote: "<INH is Alex, actually>"


Of course it is Harry

Quote: "I wish that windows was the only OS around"


Granted, but because so many people use Windows, microsoft are able to become so rich that they form their own country and take over the world.

I wish for the news.
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 23:25 Edited at: 13th Feb 2008 23:26
Granted, but now the news poison your mind with garbage and you end up as an serial killer that kills reporters.

I wish INH will accept my appology for starting the INH thing (did not really think).

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 23:26 Edited at: 13th Feb 2008 23:28
Quote: "I wish for the news"
Granted but the news paper was given to you be a sick guy who had gotted bitten from his dog who had rabies you catch it and die.

I wish to know if INH was a boy or girl
Quote: "Granted, but he takes it all from you"


in second thought since he just said sorry don't pay any mind to my wish

Dang I posted 1 min later than you

Tip Of The Day!:Have you tried every thing in dbc to make your game faster but does it still lag? Switch to dbp to gain that extra speed you lack.
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 23:27 Edited at: 13th Feb 2008 23:27
edit: grrr too slow

Granted, but IanM started the INH thing so he doesnt accept your apology and wants IanM to apologise instead. Also, you brought INH up just now with that wish.

I wish for a
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 23:27 Edited at: 13th Feb 2008 23:31
Quote: "Sorry for asking INH I thought you were a girl are you a girl?..."

Nay say.
Quote: "btw. why is that furry taking off its shirt?"

Is it...?

Edit: Too slow.
Granted, but it breaks.

I wish I owned a worm.

You can write crap in DBPro as well as DBC - it just crashes quicker! -TDK

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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 23:29
granted but the worms contain a deadly desease and you catch it and die I wish I was god

Tip Of The Day!:Have you tried every thing in dbc to make your game faster but does it still lag? Switch to dbp to gain that extra speed you lack.
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 23:31 Edited at: 13th Feb 2008 23:32
@God wish: Granted, but a new religion comes along which doesnt believb in you.

I wish for everyone to like the same music.

Quote: "Is it...? "


I could have sworn it was at first (the shirts sort of slipping off of its shoulder) but then i realised it wasnt and edited it out. But you must have seen before i removed that 'observation'
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 23:31 Edited at: 13th Feb 2008 23:33
Observation, you call it...
I mean, I could do you one without a shirt if you wanted...

Granted, but you are the God of bad grammar.

I wish I was the god of good grammar.

You can write crap in DBPro as well as DBC - it just crashes quicker! -TDK

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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 23:33 Edited at: 13th Feb 2008 23:34
Granted, now everyone feels like hell because you make them feel like they write as hell and they start doing bad things to you.

I wish that the avatar bellow me is an melon.

Quote: "Granted, but IanM started the INH thing so he doesnt accept your apology and wants IanM to apologise instead. Also, you brought INH up just now with that wish."


Lol, I thought it was me.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 23:34 Edited at: 13th Feb 2008 23:35
granted, my avatar is an explosive red melon, so it ummm blows up everything.

Quote: "Observation, you call it..."


That is generally the word used to describe somebody noticing something, nothing wrong with that word.

i wish for
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<Erm.. yes there was...>

Granted, but it's hidden behind Kathrin's head.

I wish for the sea.

You can write crap in DBPro as well as DBC - it just crashes quicker! -TDK

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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 23:34 Edited at: 13th Feb 2008 23:36
Granted but you can't stand grammer mistakes one day people get really jellous of you and start making bad grammer mistakes like i wike wheese you can't take it you die...
I wish that all spammer would go alway..
DANG!!!.....*cough*gotta stop posting that late*cough*

Tip Of The Day!:Have you tried every thing in dbc to make your game faster but does it still lag? Switch to dbp to gain that extra speed you lack.
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 23:36
Granted, now they are painting ugly things on the streets instead, so everything becomes extremly ugly.

I wish people here would respond slower.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
Tom J
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 23:37
This game is going too quickly Or maybe i take too long to post
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 23:37 Edited at: 13th Feb 2008 23:38
granted people become so slow that it takes till the world is about to end to post...
I wish I would stop posting at the same time as other people....
not again...

Tip Of The Day!:Have you tried every thing in dbc to make your game faster but does it still lag? Switch to dbp to gain that extra speed you lack.
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 23:50
Granted, Your hands are cut off so you cannot post at the same time as others

I wish I would be motivated to finish this song ive been working on
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 23:51
Granted but the person who motivates you is brinty spears you look at her face and explode the end....

I wish that I was lee bamber

Tip Of The Day!:Have you tried every thing in dbc to make your game faster but does it still lag? Switch to dbp to gain that extra speed you lack.
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Posted: 14th Feb 2008 05:03 Edited at: 14th Feb 2008 05:12
Granted, but you delete DBPro from existence, but your sig still exists,, creating a large paradox that explodes the world the next tim someone reads your sig.

Have fun with this wish... (I just put in some random junk, I don't really know what it really means)
I wish for the power to think of thoughts of which in your thinking station that thinks about what I think which thinks about the thoughts in your brain that know the knowledge of what I know that I know that the knowledge of you is my thoughts that allow me to think of your thinking and knowledge, which enables me to read your mind in a way that doesn't exist in my thoughts that knows the knowledge of what you are not thinking in which is being thought of. However, the thoughts know of what you are thinking, as well as not thinking, therefore I know both of what you know, which enables me to multiply the number of people I can read minds with, therefore the thoughts of your knowledge are known as thinking properly, therefore I can think properly by knowing what is not proper, disabling you to properly go to sleep, enabling me to know the knowledge of your thoughts, knowing that you what what I know, when I know what you know, of being the knowledge of your thoughts to make you think of my thoughts thinking properly and sleeping, while pi = 3.1415926535897..., knowing that thinking of your thoughts. The effects of this are:

The reintegration of power rehearses the exploitation of anxiety.
The internal structure of teleological narrative does not undermine the exploitation of agency.
The ideology of pedagogical institutions questions the very notion of the linguistic construction of the unnamed.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
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Posted: 14th Feb 2008 15:36 Edited at: 14th Feb 2008 15:37
Granted, nobody reads your wish because it's too long and rhymes!

I wish I would become chuck norris forever! "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS?"
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Posted: 14th Feb 2008 15:45
Granted, but then an small kid comes and kick your ass and you get so publicly humiliated that you move to the North Pole.

I wish I had more skill in martial arts.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Posted: 14th Feb 2008 16:37 Edited at: 14th Feb 2008 16:37
granted, but only in the martial art know as "Jew-Jitsu" you have all the powers of a jewish person... Whatever those powers may be...

I wish for a never ending box of chocolates to share with a special girl. (It IS valentines day after all.)

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

Ed222
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Posted: 14th Feb 2008 16:41
Granted but you eat so much you become fat your girl friend looks at you and says eewww I don't think this is going to work out...

I wish that FF3 wasn't so unreasonablely hard

Tip Of The Day!: DBC is an interperter programming language while DBP is true machine code and uses 9x so it'll always run faster.
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Posted: 14th Feb 2008 16:51
granted, but now its IMPOSSIBLY hard.

I wish that FF4 DS would get released in the US already!!

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

Mr Z
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Posted: 14th Feb 2008 18:05
Granted, but it sucks.

I wish the Web was under my control.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Posted: 14th Feb 2008 18:08
Granted, but then it turns into a cobweb.

I wish my desk was big enough to fit on my monitor, keyboard, mouse and Wacom Tablet.

You can write crap in DBPro as well as DBC - it just crashes quicker! -TDK

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Posted: 14th Feb 2008 18:30
Granted, it is now do big it falls over your house and crush it.

I wish for an meteor to land beside me without even scratching me or anyone else.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Posted: 14th Feb 2008 18:32
Granted, it crushes you instead.

I wish for Zacramphorisanois to be a real word.

You can write crap in DBPro as well as DBC - it just crashes quicker! -TDK

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Posted: 14th Feb 2008 18:33
Granted, but it means something terrible so you get banned.

I wish for a copy of DBP.


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Posted: 14th Feb 2008 18:41
Granted, but you can write crap in DBPro as well as DBC - it just crashes quicker!

You can write crap in DBPro as well as DBC - it just crashes quicker! -TDK

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Posted: 14th Feb 2008 19:17
Since you did't ask for a wish a black hole appears in front of your face and sucks you in you die...
I wish people weren't such jerks to me on msn when there in a bad mood I mean I didn't do anything blameing me for nothing just because their in a bad mood...man I just want to yell in their faces and say "YOU JERK RUINED MY LONG WEEKEND NEXT TIME I GET IN A BAD MOOD I'M GOING TO BLAME THIS ON YOU!!!"

Tip Of The Day!: DBC is an interperter programming language while DBP is true machine code and uses 9x so it'll always run faster.
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Posted: 14th Feb 2008 20:10
Granted, but you get banned for that random outburst.

I wish I had powers.

You can write crap in DBPro as well as DBC - it just crashes quicker! -TDK

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Posted: 14th Feb 2008 20:13
Granted, but they're super lame powers like the ability to turn into a banana.

I wish for world peace.
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Posted: 14th Feb 2008 20:35
granted,but since you didn't specify WHICH world, Jupiter is now peaceful.

I wish for world peace on earth.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 14th Feb 2008 20:57
Granted, but only on Christmas day.

I wish for a carrot.

You can write crap in DBPro as well as DBC - it just crashes quicker! -TDK

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