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Mr Z
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Granted, you now have an pack with Jet Lee movies.

I wish I had an Death Star!

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Omega gamer 89
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granted, you have you die your super-painful death inside the center of a nuetron star.

I wish I had the power to create black holes anywhere I want.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Nemesis_0_
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Granted, but you have to be standing where it is created when its created which in turn sucks you into the black whole


I wish people would stop adding on to the end of their wishes things that attempt to prevent people from corrupting it!
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Omega gamer 89
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granted, instead they actually come up with uncorruptable wishes.

I wish that this wish was wished for.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Nemesis_0_
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Granted, but it was not by you!

I wish that my dinner was ready NOW!
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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but you are having donkey poo for dinner.

I wish I had a pony!

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Mr Z
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Granted, but it dies in pain in front of you.

I wish I had an green elephant!

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but it drowns you in a pool of its sonic dairhhea.

I wish for a rocket ship.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Sinani201
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Granted, but it gets sucked in a black hole.
I wish BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...and I do not get harmed in any way whatsoever, nor do my friends get hurt.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
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ionstream
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Granted, you all die completely painless deaths.

I wish there was no O in Oprah.

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Ed222
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Granted but right after a grammer crazed kid comes up to you and kicks you butt..
I wish nintendo DS had the best grapics in the world

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Sinani201
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Granted, but it gets so big it creates a paradox that destroys the world. Thanks a lot!!!
I wish for an un-paradox.

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Airslide
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Granted, but the concept you wish for is unfamiliar to me, so I accidently mistake it for something else that destroys the universe.

I wish for my own F-22.


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Sinani201
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Granted, but it crashes.
I wish Airslide would get a broken neck, and I stay perfectly normal

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Mr Z
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Granted, but everyone you love get an broken neck to.

I wish I had an pet alligator.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Granted, but you fall in love and clench in an embrace, where the alligator takes advantage and chomps off your face.

I wish Gordon Brown would stop breaking my French curves.

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Sinani201
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Granted, now he breaks your Spanish curves.

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Tom J
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Posted: 17th Feb 2008 20:38 Edited at: 17th Feb 2008 20:42
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Sinani201, you forgot to wish .

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Sinani201
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I wish to sell something (and it's not a part of my body)

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Mr Z
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Granted you sell the head of the one you care about most to an pilot, that drops it from about 10000 meters and it lands on you, and you die.

I wish I never die.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Granted, everyone crowds around you because you're famous for not dying, your friends die, and you can't leave your house because of the paparazzi. Have fun laying down extremely bored!
I wish to die and go to Heaven.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but yougo to doggy heaven. Not people heaven. your daily routine consist of licking your butt, chasing balls, and eating crap.

I wish I was a superhero.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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jeffhuys
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Granted, but then a super-baddy came and kills you, since you're not strong enough.

I wish I would complete my game.


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Mr Z
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Granted, it will even be the greatest game ever, but then en meteor crashes down on your computer and all your effort was invane.

I wish I was an invincible superhero.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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granted, but the world is crime free and so you die of old age without proving your superhero-ness to everyone.

I wish I owned Microsoft.
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Sinani201
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Granted, but then Bill Gates hypnotizes you and then you sell them back.
I wish to die and go to people heaven.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but its the heaven that terrorist believe they go to. the one with 72 virgins. Unfortunately, all the virgins are the same gender as you and are all fat and old.

I wish that there were no more terrorists.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Mr Z
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Granted, now they all live in your living room and you have to provide to them, otherwise all existance will explode.

I wish there where no more starving children.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Granted, they were all wiped out in the Holocaust of 2012.

I wish I could manipulate, bend or break the laws of physics when and how I choose.

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NeX the Fairly Fast Ferret
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Granted, but it only works once.

I wish Rooster hadn't split.

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Omega gamer 89
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grantd, but now you did in his place.

I wish I didn't feel like I was about to throw up.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Mr Z
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Granted, you have severe diarea instead.

I wish I could heal people.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Granted, you throw up and therefore the feeling subsides.

Too slow.

Granted, but you merely absorb their ailments, making you worse..

I wish that I could solve more than two sides of a Rubik's cube.

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granted, but you cant solve more than to sides CORRECTLY.

I wish I knew all and could see all.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, but it turns out it's way more than you ever wanted.

I wish I could model like Jon Fletcher.

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Granted, but you don't have a modeling program, and you lose internet, so you can't download one.
I wish to wear a mask.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
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Plystire
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Granted, but you can't take it off and it's a mask that makes you look exactly like Michael Jackson.

I wish that I didn't just make this wish.


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~PlystirE~

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DB PROgrammer
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Granted, somone hacked your account and did it.

I wish I wasn't board.


If it was illegal to be stupid we'd run out of room.
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Granted, you a no longer a board, but a sheet of Styrofoam.

I wish for a mu mu.

You can write crap in DBPro as well as DBC - it just crashes quicker! -TDK

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Benjamin
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Granted, you're bored instead.

I wish. [edit] Damn you.

Multisync - TCP Server/Client Multiplayer Plugin (DBP/DBCe)
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Granted, but you're too slow.

You can write crap in DBPro as well as DBC - it just crashes quicker! -TDK

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Granted, but you forgot to wish [edit: No wait, you did ]

Granted, but the mu mu smells of skunk droppings

I wish for a treasure map
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<No one got that inside joke then>

Granted, but it leads you all over the world, including Buckingham palace, France and Mount Rushmore, in an epic quest to save your family's...
Wait.


I wish for a tree.

You can write crap in DBPro as well as DBC - it just crashes quicker! -TDK

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Granted, you love your new tree so much you become a tree-hugging pacifist hippie and go embarking on epic speech-quests to save the trees and destroy news paper comics.

I wish my office chair could transform into a toilet.

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Mr Z
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Granted, but all it´s waste will be dumped on your head.

Wish my trippleboot will get solved soon.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Granted, then it breaks one nanosecond later.
I wish to seek Mr Z's IP Address

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Granted, but your peers flag you as a perv.

I wish I hadn't broke the glass.


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granted, instead you broke your ass. You knwo have to wear a cast on your buttocks for the enxt eight months.

I wish for a P.H.D. in Brainsurgery.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, but your thesis is plagiarized and don't know anything about Brain surgery - this is proved when performing brain surgery on the person you care the most about. Epic Fail.

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Granted, but we all kill you for not wishing.

I wish I had a cordless electric dog polisher.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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