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Tom J
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Posted: 11th Feb 2008 22:02
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Granted, you make a witty joke about it and pwn it good.

I wish for a syntax error.
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DB PROgrammer
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Posted: 11th Feb 2008 22:02 Edited at: 11th Feb 2008 22:27
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Granted, but it was Hacked.

Edit: he beat me

I wish for a crate full of red carrots that are very spicy.


If it was illegal to be stupid we'd run out of room.
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MSon
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Posted: 11th Feb 2008 22:11 Edited at: 11th Feb 2008 22:15
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MSon
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Posted: 11th Feb 2008 22:13
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granted, now you own icann, but that means you have no time left to make useless posts

i wish ONLY a moderator will post next, 1 word, Locked

Everyone Be Cool, You, Be Cool.
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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 11th Feb 2008 22:16
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granted, but Im a mod on a DIFFERENT website's forums! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!!!

I wish I was a mod on these forums. (NO I WILL NOT LOCK THIS THREAD.)

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Tom J
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Posted: 11th Feb 2008 22:23 Edited at: 11th Feb 2008 22:23
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Granted, but Richard Davey decides to Nuke you because he suspects that you really will lock this thread.

I wish that boasting will not occur ever again in this thread.
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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 11th Feb 2008 22:25
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granted, but it only applies to you; Everyone else can still boast all they want.

I wish I was slightly less awesome than I currently am. Just so that people don't get incinerated by my awesomeness when they get close to me.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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DB PROgrammer
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Posted: 11th Feb 2008 22:26
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Granted, but I make a new thread and boast about how i'm so much cooler then everyone(and get banned)

I wish I knew what wish MSon granted as it couldn't have been mine.


If it was illegal to be stupid we'd run out of room.
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Tom J
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Posted: 11th Feb 2008 22:29
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Granted, it was Omega Gamers I think, but I may be wrong so I may be telling lies

I wish for the answer to 2+2
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Posted: 11th Feb 2008 22:40
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Granted, its 42(didn't as for the correct answer)

I wish for a crate full of red carrots that are very spicy.(nobody granted it last time)


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Mr Z
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Posted: 11th Feb 2008 23:04
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Granted, but they are so spicy your head explode.

I wish I had an better laptop.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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DB PROgrammer
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Posted: 11th Feb 2008 23:07
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Granted, its better for cooking things.

I wish for a movie to watch.


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Mr Z
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Posted: 11th Feb 2008 23:11
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Granted, but it is "Ass" (In an movie I watched that movie was an awardwinning production where you saw an ass for 1-2 hours).

I wish for an frypan.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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IanM
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Posted: 11th Feb 2008 23:15
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Granted, it arrives in the vicinity of your face travelling at high speed.

I wish I had a broken nose like that.

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Mr Z
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Posted: 12th Feb 2008 00:29
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Granted, but only in your dreams.

I wish someone I will not mention by name get an broken nose, jaw and get castrated.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Sinani201
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Posted: 12th Feb 2008 04:14 Edited at: 12th Feb 2008 04:15
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Granted, but you didn't mention anyone, so I'll take the honor:

People who should get a broken nose, jaw, and get castrated._______
No One

I wish I could finally defeat Meta Knight. He's so hard! (and BTW, it's NOT in my dreams)

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
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Satchmo
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Posted: 12th Feb 2008 04:19
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Ok you defeat him, but in my dreams.

I wish for nothing, by giving me an outcome or affecting me or someone else because of this wish you are not granting it.

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Mr Z
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Posted: 12th Feb 2008 08:51
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Not granted, but it will be granted later when you die.

I wish I was faster.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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BiggAdd
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Posted: 12th Feb 2008 12:13
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Granted, but only when you walk backwards and stand up. Which causes hilarious outcomes and tomfoolery.

I wish people would stop trying to be clever at this game.

(Damn I lost the game!!)

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Mr Z
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Posted: 12th Feb 2008 12:34
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Granted, but the people in question are all your loved ones.

I wish I where an superhero.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Insert Name Here
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Posted: 12th Feb 2008 12:42
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Granted, you are now SouperMan, the undignified superhero of Key Stage Two English tests.

I wish I had some chickens.


This image is purely work in progress.
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Mr Z
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Posted: 12th Feb 2008 12:45
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Granted, but they are human-eaters and eat up you and your family.

I wish for world peace.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Zombie 20
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Posted: 12th Feb 2008 17:38
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Granted but then aliens come down from orbit and enslave us all, thanks .

I wish for retro video game challenges to be back in swing.


Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee cappacino, JAVA!
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MSon
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Posted: 12th Feb 2008 18:46 Edited at: 12th Feb 2008 18:47
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Granted, but they dont let you enter.

I wish for Only a mod on this site to post next in this thread with 1 word, "Locked", followed by the same mod locking this thread, and it never being unlocked.

Everyone Be Cool, You, Be Cool.
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Person99
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Posted: 12th Feb 2008 18:54
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Wish granted, my new nickname is Only a mod. Locked <-- One word. And Pandora's box's lock has been broken. ("It" can be anything.)

I wish that the next person who posts dies as they click "Post message".
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Insert Name Here
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Posted: 12th Feb 2008 19:04
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Grante-- ARGGHHH...


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Tom J
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Posted: 12th Feb 2008 19:14
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... but INH is brought back to life.

I wish for a link to the DBP showcase.
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Mr Z
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Posted: 12th Feb 2008 23:33
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Granted, but the link also somehow make your computer so infected with viruses you loose all your data and the entire operating system.

I wish I will never have an virus.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Keo C
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Posted: 12th Feb 2008 23:37 Edited at: 12th Feb 2008 23:37
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Quote: "I wish for a link to the DBP showcase."

(Here)
Anyway, granted. Viruses are renamed to cherries.

I wish for a 8800 Ultra.


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Nemesis_0_
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 00:10
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Granted, but its a terrorist edition so it blows up your bedroom

I wish i were a PIIIRATE.... ON THE RIVERRRR SASKATCHEWAAAAAAAAAAN

"And its a heave, hi, comin down the plains. Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains."
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Ed222
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 00:12
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Granted but one day some one smart prenteding to be your friend who works for the goverment sinks your ship with you along with it.

I wish that lee bamber would give us free vistas and a copy of fpsc x10

Windows Is better than everything
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Granted, but I survived the ship sinking and steal the copies before you open them!

I wish my ship wasn't sunken!
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Ed222
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 00:28
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Granted but I sink it again


I wish that lee bamber would give us free vistas and a copy of fpsc x10 and this time guarded with 1000 guards to prevent you from stealing it

Windows Is better than everything
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Granted, but i bring 100,000 Pirates this time and we steal it anyways

I wish I had a new ship that was unsinkable!
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Sinani201
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 01:36
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Granted, but it crashes into shore
I wish not to be granted.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
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Ed222
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 02:15
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Not Granted instead a black hole appears in front of your face and sucks you in.

I wish that lee bamber would give us free vistas and a copy of fpsc x10 that was unstealable from me

Windows Is better than everything
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Keo C
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 02:31 Edited at: 13th Feb 2008 19:35
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Granted, he does give you a vista (not Windows though!) and a copy of Foot Picking Simulator Collection X10.


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Mr Z
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 08:40
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You forgot to wish, so I take you didn´t wish anything, so granted, but it will turn into something horrible.

I wish for nothing bad to me or anyone else or anything else.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 09:03
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Granted but now there is no change, flowers remain in their state at the time and people and everything lives forever, becomes boring and people are enraged and start killing one another.

I wish for a green candy bar made of gold.


Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee cappacino, JAVA!
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Mr Z
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 10:24
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Granted, but when you go in the guld fall down on you and kill you.

I wish some people had more social intelligence.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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granted, but now they form a covenant and rally the public mass behind them recreating a new world order of horror and torture.

I wish for everlasting good feelings


Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee cappacino, JAVA!
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Insert Name Here
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 11:56
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Granted, but they're from drugs.

I wish I owned a large frog.

Am I missing something here?

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How is that a corrupted wish?

Granted, But it eats you!

I wish my game would be finished sometime soon!
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Mr Z
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 16:02 Edited at: 13th Feb 2008 16:03
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Granted, but it suck so much everyone playing it dies.

I wish no one more wish something.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Granted, since your wish makes no sense, nothing happens

I wish Mr Z's wish made sense!
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Mr Z
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Granted, and no one wishes any more.

I wish for some cookies that are not dangerous in any way at all and that taste really good and have an good size.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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IanM
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 18:41
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Granted, you check your browser and find all of the cookies you could ever wish for.

I wish you all have a good day today

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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but your day is horrible.

I wish for a swimming pool in my back yard.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Tom J
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 19:23
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Granted, but instead of water, it is filled with moltern lava.

I wish for a second moon.

Quote: "Granted, and no one wishes any more.
I wish for..."


Thats quite ironic
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NeX the Fairly Fast Ferret
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Posted: 13th Feb 2008 19:34
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Granted, but they collide and shower Earth in rocks.

I wish for a pair of in-ear earphones that don't hurt my ears or fall out.

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