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Ed222
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Granted but it's rotten
I wish that I was money rich

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Benjamin
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Granted, but someone spends you. And my name isn't Rich.

I wish someone would wish for me.

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Ed222
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Granted I wish for a black hole and since it's your wish it appears in front of your face and sucks you in you die...
I wish that my final fantasy relvent wings DS had action replay codes

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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but they wish for you to be dead.

I wish for Benjamin to be dead.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, Benjamin Franklin is already dead.

I wish for Ed222 to give up on the black holes appearing in front of peoples faces and sucking them in.

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 14th Feb 2008 21:19
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granted, right after he wishes for it to happen to you.

I wish that everyone else on this board would get eaten by a whale.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Mr Z
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Posted: 14th Feb 2008 21:32 Edited at: 14th Feb 2008 21:32
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Granted, but we come back as zombies and eat you.

I wish for a whale to eat George W Bush.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Dared1111
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Granted but he tastes horrible.

I wish for someone to make a drop the ball forum game thread.


Is the Apple Mac(intosh) waterproof? (Mac users test. Go on, I dare you
Do fishes get thirsty?
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Ed222
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Posted: 14th Feb 2008 21:37 Edited at: 14th Feb 2008 21:38
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Granted but it eats you after.
I wish that I could go back in time where people were dumb and be MR.Smart super smart person of the planet because everyone has an I.Q. of a ball

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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but then... you... wow. thats too great a wish for me to want to corrupt it. Thanks for doing the world a big favor Mr Z.

I wish I ahd thought of that!

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Ed222
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Posted: 14th Feb 2008 21:40
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Granted but right after you thought of that a 1000 pound brick appears on top of your head and crushes you

I wish for Bill gates to make super computer for every day use

P.S. notice I stopped on black hole

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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but its sooooo super it takes over the world and enslaves humanity. THANKS A LOT.

I wish I had a pack of starbursts candy right now.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Mr Z
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Posted: 14th Feb 2008 21:45 Edited at: 14th Feb 2008 21:45
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Granted, but it will poison you to an looong death.

I wish Hitler had ended up in an Zoo.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Dared1111
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Posted: 14th Feb 2008 21:50
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but then he'd have made his rise to power as a wasp floating in the air

i wish this game would die so we could have a drop the ball game


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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but you die first and no one wanted to play ball with you anyways.

I wish I could fly.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Ed222
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Granted but only in your dreams
I knew how the dbp trial watermark looks like

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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but you are blinded by its awesome watermark-y power.

I wish I had a piece of cheese.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Mr Z
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Granted, but it tastes as hell and will eat you up from the inside out if you eat it.

I wish I had an cheese that just tastes good and that there is nothing odd or weird about.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Ed222
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Granted but it weights 1000 pounds and when your try to lift it it crushes you.
I wish the world had free music which was good

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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but you are now deaf.

I wish I had the first Tsurugi. (Cloud Strife's sword from FFVII: Advent children.)

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Ed222
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Granted but cloud steals it back and tifa kicks you butt for stealing it.

I wish I was an ex-solider from ff

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Blobby 101
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Posted: 14th Feb 2008 22:17
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granted but Cloud Strife comes round to your house and takes it back.
i wish i had a pet Vogon.


thanks to deathead for the sig! please Click on it!
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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but you are "ex" because Gilgamesh killed you and took you sword.

I wish I was Gilgamesh.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Mr Z
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Posted: 14th Feb 2008 22:17 Edited at: 14th Feb 2008 22:18
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Granted, but you suddenly get hit by an meteor attracted by you, and you get killed.

I wish I could become invisible.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Tom J
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Posted: 14th Feb 2008 22:19 Edited at: 14th Feb 2008 22:20
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Granted, everyone ignores you (because they cant see you)

I wish for a pidgeon
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Ed222
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Granted but no one can see you and when you talk to some one you scare them to death you die a lonely man right after a 1000 pound brick appears and drop on you...
I wish I was Cloud

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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but Link from LoZ pwns you.

I wish I was Link.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted but... you fall into a pit?

I wish this FF talk would stop now.

You can write crap in DBPro as well as DBC - it just crashes quicker! -TDK

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Ed222
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Granted right after a 1000 pound brick drops on top of your head
I wish my msn buddys wouldn't send such nasty valentine's winks

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Mr Z
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Granted, now they send nasty valentines fists in your face.

I wish DBPro was faster.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Ed222
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Granted but it's too fast for your computer to read and it blows up...not until after a 1000 pound brick appears above your head and crushes you
I wish that I could make money

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Sinani201
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Granted, you get one Yen every day. How do you plan to save up your Yens?

I wish to get a successful, long-lasting lucid dream (and it doesn't last too long).

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
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Mr Z
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Granted, but you end up in an coma because you enjoyed your dream to much and now you only got the worst nightmares any human has ever had.

I wish for a pet Dog (the one from Half Life 2 that Alyx has), that will not hurt me at all in any way ever.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Quote: "I wish I was Gilgamesh"


You wish to be a 5000 year old dead king? Well you had best wish for necromancy too.


Quote: "I wish for a pet Dog (the one from Half Life 2 that Alyx has), that will not hurt me at all in any way ever"


Granted, but it is a terror on society - you are forced to disarm it and are then arresting for owning such a dangerous invention,

I was I was a necromancer.

Exit Pursued by man-bear-pig
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Tom J
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Granted, you bring a load of zombies to life and then they turn on you and start eating your brains

I wish for anti zombie cannon
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Mr Z
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Granted, but it is so heavy you get crushed under it.

I wish for an light anti-zombie handgun.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Tom J
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Granted, but it doesnt work on vampires. You get attacked by a vampire...

I wish for a visit to a really good theme park.
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Mr Z
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Granted, but as I was attacked by an vampire, I´m now an vampire after revange, and attack you in that theme park the moment you step in and kill you painfully without turning you.

I wish for this wish not to be corrupted in any way.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Granted, but we all think you're really dull anyway.

I wish for no.

You can write crap in DBPro as well as DBC - it just crashes quicker! -TDK

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Granted, but no means yes in this world!

I wish for HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS!
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Tom J
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granted, I am reincarnated as a Hungry Hungry Hippo and decide to eat everything until nothing exists.
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Omega gamer 89
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Tom J; you forgot to wish

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Tom J
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whoops

Ok then, I wish I hadnt forgotten my wish.
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Omega gamer 89
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granted, instead, you forgot to put on pants today, and walked outside in the nude.
...
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exuse me for a moment. (Pukes.)
sorry about that.

I wish I hadn't just throw up all over my computer.
(I didn't REALLY throw up, but its an intersting wish.)

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Tom J
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granted, you threw up over yourself instead and then walk outside covered in vomit.

I wish for clothes
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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but they are little girls clothes. (Im assuming you are male because your user name is TOM J)

I wish I had a fresh chocolate chip cookie.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Ed222
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Granted but I steal it from you before you eat it...right after a 1000 ton brick drops on top of your head..

I wish that DBP's Interface wasn't so hard to use when you first start.

[Offtopic]

It took me one day to figure out DBPs interface when I first got it. it's so diffrent from DBC

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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but its hard to use AFTER you've had a little experience with it. the longer you use it, the harder it gets.

I wish that everyone else on this board would die of super-sonic diarrhea.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, we become superintelligent, superfast and superstrong zombies who takes over the world and enslaves the human race, and then we lock you in an huge vault which is slowly filled with acid.

I wish I wasn´t an superintelligent, superfast and superstrong zombie, I wish I where an superultraintelligent, superultrafast and superultrastrong superman with telekinetic abilitys, totally imortal and can transport from anywhere to anywhere, and with an kill-everything-that-is-undead power, and there exist no way to limit my powers! .

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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granted, but because you're powers have no limit, they expand to infinity and you explode, destroying all of existence.

I wish I had a Jet pack.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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