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Ed222
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Posted: 20th Feb 2008 20:19
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Quote: "I wish I had a cordless electric dog polisher"

Granted but it's made of eletcrity and it fries you dog muhahahaha...instead of a 1000 ton brick falling on your dog some badass kid comes up to you and beats up your dog before you fry him

I wish I was a mod on the TGC fourms

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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but only for three minutes. after that, The forums are shut down.

I wish for a cat-launcher like adam west has. (Its essentially just a crossbow that fires cats instead of arrows.)

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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jeffhuys
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Posted: 20th Feb 2008 20:25 Edited at: 20th Feb 2008 20:28
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[EDIT] Whoops, never saw the next page LOL


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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 20th Feb 2008 21:37 Edited at: 20th Feb 2008 21:42
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@Jeffhuys: granted, but then fred comes up and beats the snot out of you for stealing his girl, and scooby bites your ass.

i wish I had been there to see scooby biting his ass

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Corky
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Posted: 20th Feb 2008 21:41
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I guess your wish is granted, and then ungranted so you dont win the game

I wish I was the best game maker, modeler, scripter, and best everything on these forums

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 20th Feb 2008 21:45
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granted, but then you die of insulin shock from eating a turbo greasy burger like riley from the boondocks. (The adult swim show, not the comic strip.)

I wish I had my own restaurant.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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White Fang 12
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Posted: 20th Feb 2008 22:08
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Grant , then it catches on fire
I wish nothing bad could ever happen to me

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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 20th Feb 2008 22:10
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Granted, one of your chefs under-cooks the fish, so a customer dies of food poisoning, thus you are forced to shut down the restaurant after being sued by the family.

I wish I knew how not to procrastinate.

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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but... I'll get around to the corruption eventiually...

I wish I hadn't just lsot a bunch of my schoolwork by forgetting to copy it off of the temporary drive. (Mac)

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Mr Z
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Posted: 20th Feb 2008 22:18 Edited at: 20th Feb 2008 22:19
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Granted, it all dies when an meteor destroys it and kills you.

I wish my girlfriend was here, so I could hug and kiss her.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Posted: 20th Feb 2008 22:26
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Granted, but your girlfriend has for some irretrievable reason been turned into a zombie.

I wish for a boat.

You can write crap in DBPro as well as DBC - it just crashes quicker! -TDK

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Omega gamer 89
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granted, its eaten by a sea monster.

I wish for to have my drivers license.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Mr Z
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Posted: 20th Feb 2008 22:29 Edited at: 20th Feb 2008 22:30
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Granted, it lands on your head with such speed you die an painful death.

I wish my girlfriend was not an zombie.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Granted, She's a SUPER ZOMBIE

I wish that I wasnt addicted to WoW
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Mr Z
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Granted, you are not addicted to say WoW when something happens.

I wish for an light saber.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Mason
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Granted. Unfortunately the Jedi that gave it to you also played a Jedi Mind trick in which you held it by the wrong end. You most likely won't be able to post back.

I wish I had a bug-free version of Dark GDK & Dark Basic Pro (No offense TGC, I love em' both)


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Sinani201
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Posted: 21st Feb 2008 02:54 Edited at: 21st Feb 2008 02:54
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Granted, but they're for DOS, so it runs at an abnormally slow FPS. (I doubt that you have DOS anyways, so that's another corruption.
I wish for a molecule that does not have a negative effect.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
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Jeremiah
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Posted: 21st Feb 2008 04:54 Edited at: 21st Feb 2008 04:58
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Granted, but it is a postive sodium molecule and it horribly burns your hand after reacting to your sweat glands.

I wish I had a video of a bunny wrestling a tiger!
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Sinani201
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Granted, but it hypnotizes you to commit suicide.
I wish for a new cell phone!!!

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
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Jeremiah
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Granted, but it is a 2lb DynaTAC8000X

I wish I could leap tall buildings in a single bound
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MSon
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Posted: 21st Feb 2008 15:01 Edited at: 21st Feb 2008 15:07
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granted, but on the way down the other side you realize you wont land safely as you jumped a 50 story building, the impact caused instant death.

I wish for the next person to post on this thread to give me £1000 via paypal, (my email Address is Below)

Everyone Be Cool, You, Be Cool.
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Mr Z
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Granted, but it is an distraction for then I steal £12345 from you .

I wish for all my dish in the future to get automatically cleaned.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but, due to the new exchange rate, which started exactly 3 seconds before this corruption, £1000 is only $0.05 USD. (I live in America.) So yes, you get 1000 in your currency, but I only lose 50 cents.

I wish that the next poster would give me $10000000000000 USD in CASH without the exchange rate changing or the vlue of the USD changing in ny negative way..

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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MSon
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Posted: 21st Feb 2008 16:48 Edited at: 21st Feb 2008 16:53
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Granted, but then you move to the UK so the govement takes it all as tax.

I wish for a Web Browser for the Nintendo DS which will work with hotmail

Everyone Be Cool, You, Be Cool.
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Mr Z
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Posted: 21st Feb 2008 16:50 Edited at: 21st Feb 2008 16:52
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Granted, but the browser makes the hardware overheat and the DS melts.

I wish I had an really good super laptop that could handle both Compiz-Fusion and Crysis (with everything on maximum settings) without any problem.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but I steal it.

I wish for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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MSon
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Granted, but it toasted with mayo & ketchup on it

I wish for a horrably Grusam Death, (Long and painful)

Everyone Be Cool, You, Be Cool.
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Omega gamer 89
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granted, you are raped to death by micheal jackson nd barney the dinosaur.

I wish I had access to malletspace. (malletspace is the place where cartoon characters store all the stuff that they pull outof thin air. When A cartoon pulls a mallet or a pie out from behind their back, they're actually reaching into malletspace.)

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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MSon
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you didn't corrupt my wish, I WIN

granted, but you fall into malletspace next to lots of Acme TNT

I Wish other people would admit i just won, then end this game

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We admit you won the game, but after recieving your win, you realize how empty and meaningless your life is and commit suicide.


I wish for 3 more wishes.
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Mr Z
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Posted: 21st Feb 2008 18:34 Edited at: 21st Feb 2008 18:34
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Granted, but they all involve your death, and that it must be really painful.

Quote: "I wish for a horrably Grusam Death, (Long and painful)"


Granted, by raped to death by Micheal Jacksson, but then you wake up and realize it was all an dream and the rest of your life everyone are extremly nice to you.

I wish something extremly negative will happen to the avatar bellow me, and that it is far worse then anything I will ever experiance.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Omega gamer 89
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granted, I have to pay you NEGATIVE 10000000 USD. Which is a double negative, so it REALLY means YOU PAY ME!!!!

I wish I had an Imac

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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MSon
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Granted, the avatar has a hidden subliminal message which means i can take control of you at any time.
Youve seen my avatar before havn't you, because i sent ou to kill a few people, then commanded you not to remember



I wish Mr Z was no longer under my subliminal spell

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granted, he wakes up from his trance, remembers everything you made him do, and promtly kills you.

I wish I had a giant foam rubber hot dog costume that I could make people wear, and they would have to shout "ASK ME ABOUT MY WIENER!!!!"

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Mr Z
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Granted, but all the poeple you force to wear that forces you to wear it as well, and shout the same thing, only that you will have taken an bath in acid first, and while you stand there shouting "ASK ME ABOUT MY WIENER!!!!", your body slowly gets consumed by it and you die in pain.

I wish MSon where my slave (not sexslave, just "normal" slave), who must do exactly what I say.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but you accidentally say "bite me" to him. He bites you all over and you bleed to death.

I wish I had the powers of the cursed Gum-Gum fruit.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, but their only power is to rot.

I wish I wasn't waiting.


If it was illegal to be stupid we'd run out of room.
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Omega gamer 89
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granted, instead, you are dying.

I wish for a giant hampster doing the hampster dance.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, but while it is 'Hampster' it is the 'Hamster dance,' not 'Hampster Dance.'


I wish for a disk.

You can write crap in DBPro as well as DBC - it just crashes quicker! -TDK

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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but it is Krillin's destructo disk. You are sliced in half by a disk of pure energy.

I wish I could do the Ka-Me-Ha-Me-Ha wave. Either that or the spirit bomb.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, but you can only do it badly.


I wish for a particle.

You can write crap in DBPro as well as DBC - it just crashes quicker! -TDK

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granted, but it starts a chain reaction...

BANG!

I wish for a hat
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granted, but its too small.

i wish for a pack of gushers fruit snakcs.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, but the gush is semen

I wish I could fly
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granted, but only when you are on an airplane... That crashes... And NO ONE ELSE is on it.

I wish for a turkey dinner.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted but the turkey was still alive and pecked you to death right after 2 #%%#$%#$%%$#535 people made by me killed you


I wish my humandies teacher would stop teaching us Canada history *cough*American revolution,great wars , britan vs france,and more boring stuff*cough* instead she would have a party every day and tie up our math teacher and call her names and throw pies at her

Tip Of The Day!:none today my opinion...ahem hotmail fried their server can I borrow yours?...thank you
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Granted, but as a result, you don't leran anything, flunk all your classes, can't get into college, and end up a hobo.

I wish I had a pet panda.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, but that panda loves human flesh and eat you.

I wish for an vegetarian pet panda.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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granted, but its a veggie panda made out of veggies, just like a veggie burger is made out of veggies.

I wish I had a pet cobra that would not harm me or anyone I care about and would do whatever I command it to.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Mr Z
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Granted, but the cobra wish was concidered so extreme by my vegetarian panda it makes the moon crush down on your head.

I wish I could run extremly fast.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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