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Jerok
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Posted: 16th Mar 2008 22:18
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Ah I assumed you were answering his wish.

Yea that works.

So then I wish for a question.
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Dream
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Posted: 16th Mar 2008 22:18 Edited at: 16th Mar 2008 22:19
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granted but you get a book of half questions

i Wish for a nerd zapper...
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MoomanFL
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Posted: 16th Mar 2008 23:02
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Granted. It immediately zaps you into dust.

I wish for a small stack of Mad Magazines.

Design documents?!? What design documents??? I thought we were just going to wing it!!!
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Jerok
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Posted: 16th Mar 2008 23:29
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Granted but its to small to see.

I wish for the answer to a question that has never been asked.
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MoomanFL
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Posted: 16th Mar 2008 23:33
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Granted, but since you don't know the question it was an answer to, the answer drives you completely insane.

I wish for a new cordless phone battery that will work in my phone and hold a charge longer than 10 minutes.

Design documents?!? What design documents??? I thought we were just going to wing it!!!
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Jerok
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Posted: 17th Mar 2008 00:39 Edited at: 17th Mar 2008 00:39
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Granted, but it makes your phone radioactive causing you to mutate and grow a second head.

I wish for something random.
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MoomanFL
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Posted: 17th Mar 2008 03:43
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Quote: "Granted, but it makes your phone radioactive causing you to mutate and grow a second head."


Sweet... I change my name to Zaphod Beeblebrox and become the coolest frood in the galaxy! Two heads, after all, ARE better than one.

Quote: "I wish for something random."


You randomly get a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.... and you realize you don't have a towel.

I wish that whomever grants this wish would share my fate from having the wish granted.

Design documents?!? What design documents??? I thought we were just going to wing it!!!
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Mr Z
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Posted: 17th Mar 2008 09:28
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Granted, I share the fate of you in an alternate universe where your fate happens to be my dream fate, while in this universe, you end up an homeless drugadict who sleeps with cats for sexual pleasure.

I wish for light.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 17th Mar 2008 16:20
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granted, you get the anime character Light Yagami from the Anime "DeathNote". He writes your name in his deadly notebook, along with a time and cause of death, and you die according to what he wrote.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

I wish I had a Deathnote to use on my enemies...

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Jerok
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Posted: 17th Mar 2008 16:25
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Granted but do to conflicting personal issues you use it on yourself, and obviously die.

I wish for my wish to be the wish of the next poster.
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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 17th Mar 2008 16:32
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Granted, but, since I must now make MY wish the same as YOUR wish, and the next poster must make their wish the same as mine, ECT... The rest of this game will consist of the exact same wish. SO, to prevent this from happening, I go back in time and kill you at age 3.

I wish that Jerok hadn't almost made this game (more) pointless.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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MSon
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Posted: 17th Mar 2008 19:23
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Granted, he didn't
Quote: "almost made this game (more) pointless"
as this game is already totally pointless.

I wish for the next person to post to send me a donation via PayPal, (To email address Below)

Everyone Be Cool, You, Be Cool.
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Insert Name Here
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Posted: 17th Mar 2008 19:39
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Granted, but oh dear, it seems to have been lost in transit.


I wish for a totally life size model of a hand.

Lee Bamber - Blame Beer
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MSon
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Posted: 17th Mar 2008 19:48
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Granted, but its your hand that i cut off

I wish the phones where i work would stop working

Everyone Be Cool, You, Be Cool.
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Mr Z
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Posted: 17th Mar 2008 20:09
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Granted, they stop wrong when an meteor comes down and hits you and them and you die.

I wish I were the best coder in the world.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Dream
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Posted: 17th Mar 2008 20:12
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granted but you are already the best coder in the world so it has no effect

I wish for a girl i like lol
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Mr Z
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Posted: 17th Mar 2008 20:32
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Granted, but she hates you.

I wish I had an lightsaber.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Dream
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Posted: 17th Mar 2008 20:38 Edited at: 17th Mar 2008 20:39
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Granted you get a toy lightsaber wich then you poke your eyes out with

I wish for a chimp that can talk
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Tom J
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Posted: 17th Mar 2008 20:41
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Granted, he talks in French

I wish for a Goldmine
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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 17th Mar 2008 20:53
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Granted, but it collapses on you.

I wish for a pepporoni pizza and a large pepsi.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Dream
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Posted: 17th Mar 2008 21:00 Edited at: 17th Mar 2008 21:01
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Granted but you drown in you large pepsi

I wish for world peace
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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 17th Mar 2008 22:18
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granted, but you didn't specify WHICH world, so now saturn has peace and earth has global nuclear war.
Thanks.

I wish I was a super-mod.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Dream
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Posted: 17th Mar 2008 22:25 Edited at: 17th Mar 2008 22:26
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Granted but all that power you eat yourself

For the next poster I Wish for You a Beautiful Life
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Tom J
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Posted: 17th Mar 2008 22:34 Edited at: 17th Mar 2008 22:37
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Granted, (edit: "a beautiful lie" is an album btw. for anyone confused)

I wish for a reccomendation for some good rock bands.
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MSon
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Posted: 18th Mar 2008 18:25
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Granted, i give you some recommendations, but when they meet you there that high that they start ripping out your hair to make hand made guitar strings

I wish the building i work in would come to some desaster to i dont have to go to work, (In a way that wont harm me in any way)

Everyone Be Cool, You, Be Cool.
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Mr Z
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Posted: 18th Mar 2008 19:39 Edited at: 18th Mar 2008 19:39
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Granted, but it is rebuilt the day after and you have to work a thousand times harder 24/7 without food and only some water until you die.

I wish I will make it in time for my training, that starts in about 20 minutes.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 18th Mar 2008 22:43
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Granted, but you completely fail to comprehend your training.

I wish for a thousand gallons of ketchup to fall on the heasd of the next poster.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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A Tea Spoon
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Posted: 19th Mar 2008 00:01
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granted, but now im all sticky so i have to kill you.

i wish mr z's avatar would stop staring at me

Your signature has been erased by a mod
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Mr Z
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Posted: 19th Mar 2008 12:44 Edited at: 19th Mar 2008 12:44
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Granted, instead it jumps out of the screen and beats you to death.

I wish for a gallon of corn to hit the avatar three steps bellow me in the head every morning, midday, evening, and ten random times each day until he or she die.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Jerok
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Posted: 19th Mar 2008 16:27
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Granted unfortunately the avatar 3 steps below you really likes corn so it doesn't bother him one bit.

I wish for my wish to change to the wish of the next poster, so when they grant my wish they have to grant their own wish.
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Omega gamer 89
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Granted, but your head explodes due to an unrelated iguana inceident.

I wish I knew what an "Iguana incident" was.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 19th Mar 2008 17:05 Edited at: 19th Mar 2008 17:06
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Granted, but once you find out, you then feel that guilty for being so offencive that you kill yoiurself

I wish for a lifetime of Sex, Drugs, and Rock for all members of the forum, (see how i think of others)

PS: I like corn

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Omega gamer 89
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Granted, but 50% of use get STD's and the other 50% die of drug overdose. Yeah, thanks for "thinking of others". Jerk.

I wish for an adorable kitten.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Jerok
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Posted: 21st Mar 2008 05:10
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Granted but as with all adorable kittens it really wanted to take over the earth, and ends up enslaving you for its own personal gain.

Quote: "Granted, but 50% of use get STD's and the other 50% die of drug overdose. Yeah, thanks for "thinking of others". Jerk."


Thats not entirely true. I got both.

I wish for superpowers.
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Mr Z
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Posted: 21st Mar 2008 12:58
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Granted, you now have the superpower to kill yourself in an awsome explosion.

I wish for all cars not to destroy the environment.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Posted: 21st Mar 2008 13:23 Edited at: 21st Mar 2008 13:24
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granted. It goes 3mph and you can reach the other side of the world in 3 lifetimes

I wish i had the patience to learn darkbasicPRO

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Granted, but you never learn it, you just have the patience to.

I wish that I was better in C++/C#, Im finding it a little more difficult than i thought I would, Realy I want to make a mac-dos that has over 1000 answers to selected questions, that would be nice.
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Posted: 22nd Mar 2008 03:58 Edited at: 22nd Mar 2008 03:59
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You are better but then somebody invents D++/D# and C goes out of style.

I wish for grey poupon dijon mustard

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Posted: 22nd Mar 2008 04:21
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Quote: "Granted, but 50% of use get STD's and the other 50% die of drug overdose. Yeah, thanks for "thinking of others". Jerk.
"

That's why I'm getting that burning feeling!


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Posted: 22nd Mar 2008 06:19
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Quote: "I wish for grey poupon dijon mustard"


*No clue what that is* Granted, you die.

I wish I had a GLaDOS in my living room to scare away intruders.

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Granted, and you laugh to death because of all the BLACK HUMOUR!!!

I wish I was good at all single types of code, even D++/D#.
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granted, but you lose all the editors, so you can't do anything with the knowledge.
Becuse DBC is an interpreter, I wish to make an interpreter in the interpreter that interprets the interpreter to make a new interpreter which interprets the interpreter that interprets an interpreter.
I went for the confusing one here!

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
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Ed222
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Posted: 23rd Mar 2008 23:46 Edited at: 23rd Mar 2008 23:48
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NVM

Tip Of The Day!: a new rouge anti-virus has risen in 2008 called xpantivirus 2008 don't download this. Please help spread the word.
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Granted, but since it has to run through 3 things and wastes processing power that i dont wish to waste... Kind of like your attempt to baffle us with ur wish :p

I wish that ppl would NOT snort cocaine in the washrooms of the nightclub I work in...
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Posted: 24th Mar 2008 05:28 Edited at: 24th Mar 2008 05:29
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Granted, they do it in the nightclub itself.

I wish that I had a niche market.

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granted, but it crashes.

I wish for a a volcano to erupt in upon the next poster.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, its the one in usa that if it erupted the howl world would go nuts!!!

I wish for pistachio nuts.
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Posted: 24th Mar 2008 19:45 Edited at: 24th Mar 2008 19:45
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Granted, but you choke on them.

I wish I was a chipmunk.
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Oops, double post.
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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but you of the the chipmunks from of Alvin and the chipmunks. Now EVERYONE hates your guts.

I wish I had a cloning machine.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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