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Aertic
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Posted: 24th Mar 2008 20:46
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Granted but you can double post you know?
there is no need to make two of you.
but you may get flamed

I wish for battlefield heros to come out tommorow, it looks darn good.
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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 24th Mar 2008 20:48
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granted, but it is not darn good. It sucks.

I wish for a bowl of vanilla pudding.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 24th Mar 2008 21:02
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Granted, But its darn bad

I wish Battlefield heros was DARN GOOD!And nothing else.
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Mr Z
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Posted: 24th Mar 2008 21:55 Edited at: 24th Mar 2008 21:58
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Granted, battlefield heros is darn good, but battlefield heroes is darn bad.

I wish for everyone to become vegetarians, just like me.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Posted: 24th Mar 2008 21:55
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Wish!!!
You forgot it!
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Mr Z
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Posted: 24th Mar 2008 21:58
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*Changed .

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Posted: 24th Mar 2008 22:00
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Granted, but the term vegatarians changes to Carnivores!

meat!

I wish for... ... ... ... ... ... ... somthing
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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 24th Mar 2008 22:24
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Granted, but "... ... ... ... ... ... ...something" equals a boot to the head.

I wish I had a boot to put to peoples heads.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 24th Mar 2008 23:00
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Oh... damnit I wish I never said a thing

Granted, but you boot you're own head till you're dead(Thats sorta rhymed?)
I wish for some so I can stay awake and do this project about castle life.
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Posted: 25th Mar 2008 00:14
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Granted, but the effect to stay awake lasts forever, and then you die for no reason whatsoever!
I wish.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
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Pixelator
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Posted: 25th Mar 2008 02:21
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granted, but your indecisevness kills you


i wish that my new MP3 player's ear buds weren't painfull

Your signature has been erased by a mod. Reduce the size!
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Ed222
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Posted: 25th Mar 2008 05:13 Edited at: 25th Mar 2008 05:13
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Granted but they are now extreamly painful.

I wish I had some good wii games

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Nemesis_0_
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Posted: 25th Mar 2008 23:20
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Granted, but you have no wii

I wish it would stop snowing
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Jerok
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Posted: 26th Mar 2008 01:18 Edited at: 26th Mar 2008 01:19
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Granted It starts hailing. (No difference really).

I wish I had an easy button. (like the ones on the staples commercials.)

P.S. Why is it that whenever someone grants my wish I always end up dead?
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Person99
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Posted: 26th Mar 2008 02:09 Edited at: 26th Mar 2008 02:13
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Granted, but your OS will be downgraded continuously from bad to worse to much worse and on:
First time you press it, any OS will be wiped and you will get Windows XP.
Then Windows 2000.
Then Windows 98.
Then Windows 95.
Then Windows 3.1
Then Windows 2.1
Then Dos 5.0
Then Dos 4.0
Then the lowest mac possible alpha stage.
Then an OS that every time it gets started has the FBI pick you up and lock you in a small cage full of deadly rabid squirrels.
Then an OS that every time it gets started has ninjas cover you in rabid man-eating razor-sharp pointed porcupines after brutally dismembering your legs and arms with a dull butterknife.
Then WINDOWS VISTA.
*Orchestra hit & Lightning*

I wish for DBPro to suddenly get as much as power as the Unreal 3 engine.
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Ed222
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Posted: 26th Mar 2008 02:27
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Granted now DBPRO has as much power as 3 unreal engines aka it has the power of windows
-000000000000000000000000000000.000000000000000001



I wish that I could be the founder of the future.(perhaps now the'll be flying cars)

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Posted: 26th Mar 2008 02:57
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Person99: I think you missed the last page

Ed222:Granted too bad the future sucks.

Since my wish was never answered I ask again:

I wish I had an easy button. (like the ones on the staples commercials.)

P.S. ... again ... Why is it that whenever someone grants my wish I always end up dead?
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MSon
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Posted: 26th Mar 2008 14:00 Edited at: 26th Mar 2008 14:29
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Granted
http://www.staples.com/sbd/cre/marketing/easybutton/easybutton.html?cm_sp=creative-_-easy%20button_homegr01-_-easybutton

Quote: "Why is it that whenever someone grants my wish I always end up dead? "


but you failed to notice that its an "Easy Death" Button so you end up dead ... Again



I wish for more paid bank holidays for the UK

Everyone Be Cool, You, Be Cool.
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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 26th Mar 2008 16:39
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granted, but there are soooooo many, noone can get any money out of the banks. The entire econom of the UK crashes and the is plunged into the greatest depression ever!
BWAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAHAHAAAA!!!!!

I wish for a mini-fridge full of all my favorite snacks, none of which are spoiled, poisioned, or tampered with.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Ed222
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Posted: 26th Mar 2008 17:23
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Granted but you eat so you that you die...

I wish that summer would come quicker

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MSon
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Posted: 26th Mar 2008 17:29 Edited at: 26th Mar 2008 17:48
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Granted, it called Global Warming

I wish for a whole Cheese Cake, (not poisoned or tainted in any way, and long anouth for me to eat it)

Everyone Be Cool, You, Be Cool.
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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 26th Mar 2008 18:23
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granted, but its limburger cheese!

I wish for a super-mega-death ray that I could use to enslave the human race. I am immune to this ray, and it cannot be stolen or destroyed.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 26th Mar 2008 18:59
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Granted, but you try commiting suicide and you cant use the ray to commit suicide, so instead you died slowly and painfully.

I wish for the next poster to post a letter in a sentance somewhere.
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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 26th Mar 2008 19:11 Edited at: 26th Mar 2008 19:12
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Granted, but its a threatening letter from you to TGC, so you are banned from the site forever.

I wish I had a solid gold toilet.

P.S. Q! there. thats the letter in a sentence you asked for.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 26th Mar 2008 19:22
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Oh Damn, third time now, *hehe*.
Granted but its too solid and you cant lift the lid up.

Wish, Why bother with wish(Thats my wish).
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Posted: 26th Mar 2008 19:28 Edited at: 26th Mar 2008 19:29
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Granted, but, because you didn't wish, you have broken the rules of our game and must be destroyed. You are eaten by rabid dingos.

I wish for the next poster to be put in a burlap sack, the sack tossed in a dumpster, the dumpster rolled into a river, the river hurled into a distant star, and that star to be sucked into a black hole!
BWAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!



...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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MSon
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Posted: 26th Mar 2008 19:36 Edited at: 26th Mar 2008 19:45
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Granted, i'll be waiting round your place later with a gun for self protection so you can try.

I wish it was 1975, (no paticular reason)

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Posted: 26th Mar 2008 19:49
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granted, but because it is 1975, I am not born yet, so you CAN'T wait by my place with a gun! HA!

I wish it was 2013.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 26th Mar 2008 19:53 Edited at: 26th Mar 2008 19:54
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Granted, but you will die in 2012.

I wish i could go home from work, WAIT A SECOND, IT 6PM, I CAN

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Posted: 26th Mar 2008 19:53
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Granted, and the mayan prophecy is correct we shall all die in 2012, so realy you're just commiting suicide.

I wish that Omega gamer 89 will not post in the next post.
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Omega gamer 89
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Granted, I am NOT Omega Gamer 89, I am his EVIL(ER) twin! BWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAAAA!!!

I wish I had a pair of lab mice that I had genetically engineered to have super intelligence, but the one is really stupid for some reason.

Guess the reference, win a solid gold toilet.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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lol, that cartoon Pinky and the Brain

Granted but there too smart for you too handle

I wish for a gun
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Posted: 26th Mar 2008 20:53 Edited at: 26th Mar 2008 21:25
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granted, you shoot yourself in the eye.... with a grenade launcher.

I wish I had the ability to see things thousands of miles away... Without TV or the internet.

P.S. Yes, Pinky and the brain is correct.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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DB PROgrammer
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Posted: 26th Mar 2008 21:31 Edited at: 26th Mar 2008 21:33
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Granted, you can only see things thousands of miles away and the only thingn you can see is people getting killed by your parents

I wish for it to stay warm here(it's 45 degrees, yay)


I'm Pro grammer.
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Granted, but it gets 15 degrees warmer each day at 2:00PM. You'll be dead within 5 days, tops.

I wish for a lolipop.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Quote: "Granted, but it gets 15 degrees warmer each day at 2:00PM. You'll be dead within 5 days, tops."


I said warm not hot so that ain't valid

Granted, I shove it down your mouth.

*Warning! Totaly random wish!*

I wish I had a million dvds cracked in half and then have then thrown into a dumpster that smashes the runescape servers.


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Granted, but only after you spend all of your life savings and all the money you have to your name buying all the rights and ownership of Runescape.

I wish for DB Programmer to be boiled in a cauldron full of lava, lava-proof sharks, and thats being electrified.

WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, after you.

I wish I would go outside instead of staying here in the stupid house.


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Granted, but the same happens to you twice as painfull!!
And I DBProgrammer codes his way out with stickmen a Fighting!

Well now, I think its time, but what the heck, I wish I could code and this wish will have no corruption, no matter what you say, you just have to say yes you can code, if OG comes up with somthing stupid then Im gonna go bezerko with you guys! I seriously need to get down-a-coding.
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Granted, you can code. You can code BADLY! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! You never said HOW you wanted to code!

I wish I had a zodiak spear.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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I find that stupid, but you're right, you are right.

Granted but it gets put in the mueseum.

Well now, I think its time, but what the heck, I wish I could code and this wish will have no corruption, no matter what you say, you just have to say yes you can code, if OG comes up with somthing stupid then Im gonna go bezerko with you guys! I seriously need to get down-a-coding. And I wanna code Flipping brillant, I want AI as good as The Merc AI in farcry instincts evolution.
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Posted: 27th Mar 2008 03:28 Edited at: 27th Mar 2008 03:30
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Granted "yes You can code".

I wish for the rabbit from monty python.

P.S. You is an old chinese man.
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granted, but the rabbit (Which is actaully called the "Vorpal Bunny") tears you to pieces, eats your flesh, craps it out, then eats it again.

I wish I had the holy hand grenade so I could defeat the Vorpal bunny.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, It eats you

I wish some poeple on this forum will show interest in ONE like other forums.

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granted, but it is a negative interest.

I wish for an imitation pope hat.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, then our pope kciks the crap outta ya and also crusicifes you

I wish for an un-corrubtable wish
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granted, but you start up a bigargument over why it is or isn't corruptable, and the topic gets closed. thanksa lot.

I wish to be killed by ninja jesus and his awesome shuriken like in the easter episode of south park.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted but god is angered at his son and revives all the sins he gave his life to free us of. Thanks alot

I wish it would rain beer.
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granted, but it causes all theworldto become drunk andsuccumb to achohol poisoning.

I wish for cheese.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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