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Omega gamer 89
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you know what you guys? You're right. INH; lets stop arguing before this thread DOES get locked. We really are sucking the fun out of this thread.
Lets just agree to disagree.

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granted, but the monkey runs you over.

I wish I was a Mod.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Sinani201
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Posted: 7th Feb 2008 04:55 Edited at: 7th Feb 2008 04:58
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Quote: "On the 32nd page, it's a little late for that, methinks."

I only have 25 pages in my corrupt a wish. Have you been modifying the "Posts per Page" value?

Quote: "wish I was a Mod."

Granted, but you go mad with power and get banned from the forums.
I wish I knew how to use Wings 3D properly.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
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Granted, but then you loose your hands in a horrific Smelting Accident

I wish for ultimate uncorruptable power over all

Everyone Be Cool, You, Be Cool.
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Quote: "nooooo... sugar gooood.... sugar is the precious... the precious..."

I don't think that's sugar your on..


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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but "all" refers only to "All mice." so now mice can't corrupt your wishes, but we still can.

I wish I had a coupon for one free internet.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Seppuku Arts
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Granted, but 'inter' is an abbreviation of 'internal', so your coupon can get you the inner lining net of men's swimming trunks.

I wish somebody would employ me...

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granted, but only as their personal toilet-cleaner. you have to clean toilets... with your tongue.

I wish that evryone else on this board would die of super-sonic diarrhea. (I'm just fine, though.)

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Quote: "I wish for this wish to be corrupted. "


Granted, But I die before I am able to corrupt your wish.

Your wish is corrupted and also not corrupted. You don't win because the game is called "Corrupt a wish", I believe I have corrupted your wish.

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Seppuku Arts
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Last page Mr Add? I think the issues has been ignored now. Though your version is better than mine.

Quote: "I wish that evryone else on this board would die of super-sonic diarrhea. (I'm just fine, though.)
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Granted, you're fine from the diarrhea, you don't catch it, however at the time the wish is granted we're all playing bundle with you on the bottom, the smell suffocates you to death in the worst way possible...not to mention being covered in that waste, disgusting.

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Posted: 7th Feb 2008 18:06
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<Just to clear up, that little pedantic argument up there was all in joke (At least thought it was ), just so as you know.>

Sepp, you forgot to wish.


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Tom J
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Posted: 7th Feb 2008 18:43
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*I steals wish*

I wish for this thread to get locked (not because I want it locked - just because it is an interesting wish, and it shall be interesting to see how its corrupted)
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granted, but I start a new thread called "Corrupt a wish 2: The sequel."
This becomes a sticky and never ever dies. (Unlike you, who will die of a heart attack in 3,2,1... BOOM!)

I wish for every OTHER thread EXCEPT mine to get locked and all other users (Including mods) to get NOOB SLAPPED!!!
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHHHAHAHA!!!!

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 7th Feb 2008 20:35 Edited at: 7th Feb 2008 20:36
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Granted, they are locked and then unlocked, they are slapped, but the pure slappaged blows the server up and they have to use their backup data and a new server...it almost seems as though nothing has changed

I wish for a pet fish

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Granted, but it's locked by Aluseus GOD who is randomly made a mod and then goes on a banning spree causing the entire forums to be destroyed.

I hope you're pleased.

I wish I knew how to spell 'Aluseus'. (Come on, there's loads of scope there!)


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granted, but its a pirahna, and it bites your fingers off everytime you try to feed it.

I wish i had a pet velociraptor that would NOT hurt me or anyone I care about.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, it mate with another velociraptor, they have a baby velocirapter and it eats you.

I wish for a never ending pool emitting money

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Oh, no it's not. Never mind.


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granted, but you jump in and sink to the nonexistent bottom. You die of starvation shortly afterwards.

i wish I had a debit card that never ran out of funds, could not be stolen and would only work when I wanted it to.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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granted, but you decide that you never want it to work.

I wish for a new smiley.
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Granted, but it's pink.

I wish that beer was not alcoholic.


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granted, but it has no teeth, so you cant tell its smiling.

I wish for a mcdonalds double cheeseburger with only ketchp, a coke, and 100 pounds of starburst candy.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, but you get no cheeseburger.

I wish I owned Mcdonalds.


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granted, but I accidentally spill hot coffee on your moms alp adn she sues McDonalds (And thusly you) for $18,000,000,000.00.

I wish that I had $18,000,000,000.00

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, but they are Canadian dollars.

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You forgot to wish.

Granted, you wish for nothing and get... A slap in the face witha rusty pipe!!!

I wish I had a rusty pipe.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, you get rust poisoning.

I wish you could all see what I'm seeing right now.


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granted, you post a link to something innappropriate for children and get banned from the forums.

I wish I was a chocolate bunny.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, but now you're all out of wishes.

I wish that only good things happened to everyone and that this wish doesn't get corrupted.


The one and only,
~PlystirE~

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No.

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granted, but "everyone" only referns to me.

I wish I had a genie in a bottle that would grant me three wishes FOR REAL.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, but every wish you make with that genie backfires and makes you eternally sad and lonely.

I wish people would stop posting in this thread.


The one and only,
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Granted, but it's only for real in your head.

I wish for money, riches and gold.


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granted, but I stael it all.

I wish for world peace.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted. Then Satan invades Earth and makes everyone part of her flower pressing club.

I wish I knew Satan.


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Quote: "I wish I owned Mcdonalds."


The person that granted that wish deserves to die, all those acquianted with our empire will know that I own McDonalds.


Quote: "I wish I knew Satan."


Granted, but it's the Satan from South Park, so you get to know him extremely well, however Saddam gets jealous and kills you.

I wish things were as easy as movies make them out to be.

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Granted, but due to the lack of challenge in your life you become more and more depressed until eventually your sheer sorrow comes to a head and you take your life, with a rubber band and a post-it note with the letter "B" written on it.

I wish Tom Hanks would stop leaving trays of frozen goods outside my flat.

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Granted, he leaves dead animals outside of your flat.

I wish I didn't need to sleep

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Quote: "I wish that beer was not alcoholic."

Certain beer is.


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Granted but you stay up so long your eye balls fall out

I wish dark basic pro was free

Windows Is better than everything
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Granted, but it contains less than 20 commands.

I wish that I could do my homework faster... (It's loooong)

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Granted, but you do it so fast that the paper catches fire from the friction...

I wish I didn't have to sleep, and suffered no bad side effects


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Granted, you don't have to sleep, but you sleep anyway because you like it.

I wish that the easter bunny exist

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Granted, but then Easter doesn't exist, so he's pointless.
I wish everyone knew the exact value of PI

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
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Granted, we all know the exact value of PI, but the innimaginable decimals that have PI does not fit in our head because it is too long and too big for it and it explode.

I wish I had an army of ninjas, mad cow and an elite squad of pickles to conquer the world.

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granted but they mutiny you and take over the world themselves and torture you by first hanging you by your thumbs then right before you die tatke you off and boil you in boiling oil.

i wish to get out of noob slap hood by tomarrow. lol.

all for me and non for all!!!
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Granted, but the pickles are so good you eat them, and the ninjas turn against you.
I wish you could eat raw cookie dough without getting poisoned or without anything bad happening to the eater.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
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ha! my wish was first tkae that sinani!!!

so yours doesn't count!!!! muhahahahahahaha!!!

by the way my wish came true

all for me and non for all!!!
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Quote: "Granted but you stay up so long your eye balls fall out"


Funny you should say that, I'm pulling an all nighter (Well I say pulling, my alarm will normally go off in half an hour), problem solved, wish granted, but I'm a bit worried about my eyes falling out...


Quote: "I wish you could eat raw cookie dough without getting poisoned or without anything bad happening to the eater."


Granted, they use radioactive material to substitute for ingredients to make such a cookie dough, rather than slowly killing you, as it would normally do, instead you get remarkable super powers, you start off as a good and famous, but this power, fame and granduer got too much to your head, instead you decided to lead an evil army as a Super villain...Of course, I am an Emperor aligned with Grandma and other great villains, we see your new madness a threat to our reputation as an evil empire and because you're stealing the glory...we decide to eliminate you. Was the cookie dough worth it in the end? Grandma makes good cookies anyway.


I wish I had an infinite number of monkeys and an infinite number of typewriters.

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Granted, but the only thing they know how to write is Barney episodes.

I wish ... not to wish.


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Granted, but a black hole forms on your face due to the paradox you have created.

I wish Nicole Kidman would stop eating all my pasta... She sure loves her pasta.

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