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Posted: 24th Jan 2008 22:00
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Granted, but every responds to your video with swearing and lousy critisicm.

I wish my lineart was better.


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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 24th Jan 2008 22:00 Edited at: 24th Jan 2008 22:00
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granted, but it gets horiible, HORRIBLE reviews, gets taken down due to copyright infringement, and you are sued for 23.299 trillion dollars.

I can has wish for cheezburger?

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 24th Jan 2008 22:10
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Granted, but you are sued for unoriginality.

I wish for constructive critiscism.


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NeX the Fairly Fast Ferret
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Posted: 24th Jan 2008 22:11
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Granted, but it constructs a nuclear warhead and destroys you.

I wish that BT would stop randomly flicking their master on/off switch for a laugh.

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Cooling fans a screaming, And power bills a reaming.
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Granted, but now they Flick YOU OFF for a laugh. (Giving you the middle finger.)

I wish to have seven toes. Five isn't enough, and six isn't the right number, but seven... seven is just right.

(Guess the reference, win a cookie!)

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 24th Jan 2008 22:15
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Granted, but then you're a freak and people stare.

I wish I knew the reference.


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granted, but I kill you before you acn tell me and claim your cookie.

I wish For the cookie that You were supposed to get.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 24th Jan 2008 22:19
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Granted, but your faield capitalisation kils you first.




I wish for a lemming.


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Granted, but it jumps off a cliff and takes you with it.

I wish for a pair of eternal AA batteries.

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Granted, but you need them to power your life support machine. Unfortunately, they fall out, and you die.

I wish for a baby golden retriever.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 24th Jan 2008 22:22
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Granted, but they're rechargables.


I wish for some Francium.


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Posted: 24th Jan 2008 22:23 Edited at: 24th Jan 2008 22:24
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Granted, but its half life of 22 minutes runs out and it turns into... eh... something else.

I wish for a screwdriver that worked on any screw.

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granted, but due to an unfortunate... accident... it gets lodged in your skull.

I wish for a diamond worth exactly $43064806213846.67. I obtain it completely legally, and it is not stolen or anything bad.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 24th Jan 2008 22:28
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Granted, but it's wrongly classified as a fake.

I wsih I was cleverrererer.


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Granted, but to accommodate for the increase in data, your brain swells to four times its size, your cranium not being too considerate refusing to do so. Your grey matter consequently im/explodes, resulting in it dribbling out of your nose like mucus.

I wish that I had a half-decent USB gamepad instead of this pile of junk.

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Posted: 24th Jan 2008 22:37
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Quote: "our brain swells to four times its size"

Intelligence is not measured by brain size, but by how your brain is linked.


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Posted: 24th Jan 2008 22:39 Edited at: 24th Jan 2008 22:40
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Yes, but there's got to be a point at which it simply HAS to get bigger, right? Optimize it how you want, there's a limit somewhere. Much like a HDD; you can make it denser and denser, but there is a point at which you can't make it denser and have to resort to making it bigger, or using more platters.

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yes but you will not be able to plug it in your pc

i wish i had an uncorruptible wish

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Posted: 24th Jan 2008 22:59
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Granted, but you didnt wish for anything else so you do not benefit from your wish in any way.

I wish for a motorcycle that isnt stolen (especially by penguins)
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Posted: 25th Jan 2008 17:39
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Granted, it falls into Worcester, which is then transported to hell.


I wish the youths of today were not half as bad as they're not.


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Granted, but then a problem involving rowdy OAP's arrises.

I wish that INH's sig was over 600x120
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Granted, but the mods all trun into furry loving zombies, and allow it to stay.


I wish I had the patients to draw a new one.


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Posted: 25th Jan 2008 17:47
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Granted, but the doctor wants them back.

I wish I could think of a wish.

Multisync - TCP Server/Client Multiplayer Plugin (DBP/DBCe)
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Posted: 25th Jan 2008 17:50
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Granted, but it gets corrupted. Like everything else.

I wish someone other than smart-ass Benjamin had posted after me. (No offence Ben )


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Posted: 25th Jan 2008 22:57
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Granted but it's me lol

i wish for yet again more yakult (i'm addicted) oh and this time tno urine!

don't touch that cookie, it's mine!

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Posted: 25th Jan 2008 23:17
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ok, it's got c*** in it instead......
(well, it contains bacteria).

I wish for my site to have 500 members, cool new looks and be ultra popular......

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Posted: 25th Jan 2008 23:21 Edited at: 25th Jan 2008 23:22
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Granted, but the server shuts down.

I wish for Peter gee's cookie.

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Posted: 25th Jan 2008 23:23
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granted but i get an even bigger one hehe

i wish that i had a smarties cookie instead of my chocolate chip

don't touch that cookie, it's mine!

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Granted, but its smaller then the one I took from you.

I wish for my dog to stop eating pencils.

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granted but instead he eats pens

(no seriously is your dog a pencil addict?) i was once i had to go to rehab lol

i wish that my smarties cookie tasted of yakult and was 10x bigger

don't touch that cookie, it's mine!

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Posted: 25th Jan 2008 23:31 Edited at: 25th Jan 2008 23:32
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Quote: "no seriously is your dog a pencil addict?"


No, but it likes to chew things. Right now its trying to chew my foot.

Granted, its tastes yakult but its 10x bigger then a single cell.

I wish for more RAM for my computer. BTW this ram must work and can not harm anything, break anything or do anything I don't like unless it helps me.

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granted but to much ram causes your computer to overheat and it explodes killing your dog which solves the problem of chewing

i wish that i had another yakult lol

don't touch that cookie, it's mine!

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granted but it is a very bad yakult that first burns a hole to the center of the earth(causing a massive lava spill in where ever you live), then explodes causing the earth to split in half right through the middle of your house.

i wish that nobody corrupts this wish(HA!!!)

Your signature has been erased by a mod. Reduce the size!
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granted ahhhhhhhhhh darn it ok granted but nothing happens and you are the cause of this thread dying out (ye i got round it i'm the best!)

i wish i knew if the Americans had yakult

don't touch that cookie, it's mine!

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Posted: 25th Jan 2008 23:47 Edited at: 26th Jan 2008 02:45
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granted but then you forget because i edit the post

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I wish that if my dog is really dead that Peter gee will never see another cookie again.

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Posted: 26th Jan 2008 00:35 Edited at: 26th Jan 2008 00:37
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Granted, but then you don't get a cookie again, either.
I wish cookies were as healthy as strawberries, and I get some, and the health of strawberries doesn't change.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
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note to peter gee!!!!
i edited the post, and your wish has finally corrupted!!!

now,

granted, but you become allergic to cookies

i wish that these wishes and corruptions come true so that people start dying off

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Grantedm your dead and its true and sense your dead your wish is no longer valid so nobody else dies.

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you didn't wish.
I wish that wind power was used more than gasoline. And the wind doesn't die down forever, and the windmills keep working as normal.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
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Granted, but Earth is now gone.

I wish a clock.


Image made by the overworked Biggadd.
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Posted: 26th Jan 2008 06:22 Edited at: 26th Jan 2008 06:23
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Granted, but the clock goes slower than normal, and you don't notice, and then everything goes wrong and life gets crazy.
I wish for Nothing

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
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Quote: "describe a particularly unimpressive thing,"
Via the wiki you reference

Granted, you get an old boot. It smells bad, but is not impressive in any real way.

I wish for good sleep


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granted but when you wake up you notice you went during the night you sleeped walk to the back yard and you got robbed.

I wish for Rpg game to be very succesful and popular, no body can do anything to it, it can't crash the computer or any type of hardware and that it can't kill ppl, and that nothing bad can come out of it. and i mean anyhing

Zorek

try beating that!!!

all for me and non for all!!!
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Granted, in another dimension.

I wish I wouldn't have used that same wish grant twice.

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Granted But the wish was that you Got hurt in a car aciccident, So That X2 equal's DEATH

Wish: For you to think what I think but for me to think what you think,For you to think what I think but for me to think what you think,For you to think what I think but for me to think what you think,For you to think what I think but for me to think what you think,For you to think what I think but for me to think what you think,For you to think what I think but for me to think what you think,For you to think what I think but for me to think what you think,For you to think what I think but for me to think what you think,For you to think what I think but for me to think what you think.
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Granted. tHe paradox causes the universe to be destroyed and time, space and matter to have never existed.


I wish my scientific facts were up to scratch.


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Granted, But they fall apart

Wish: LMAO!
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granted your ass has fallen off and u bleed to death

i wish that this carrot was more orange

don't touch that cookie, it's mine!

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Awww...Crap, What about laughing...

Anyway.

Granted, But it come so orange that it radiates with Nuclear Poision...From Mother Russia!

Wish:LMHO
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