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Tom J
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Posted: 23rd Jan 2008 18:57 Edited at: 23rd Jan 2008 18:59
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Granted, but everybody gets sick of playing bowling too much (apart from INH).

edit: I wish that the next poster will be put in prison for a thousand years and I wont be in the prison with them.
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Aertic
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Posted: 23rd Jan 2008 18:57 Edited at: 23rd Jan 2008 18:59
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Granted, You are now british and you work in pound's.

Sorry, I wish I could Have Choclate That had no problems whatsoever!
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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 23rd Jan 2008 18:58
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you guys didn't wish.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Tom J
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Posted: 23rd Jan 2008 18:58
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I did, it just wasnt in the original post
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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but your mouth falls off.

I wish I could eat thumbtacks without any negative effects at all whatsoever.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Tom J
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Posted: 23rd Jan 2008 19:03 Edited at: 23rd Jan 2008 19:03
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Granted, but your mouth also falls off.

I still wish for what i previosuly wished for (The prison thing)
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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but they are in prison for murder. your murder.

I wish I had diplomatic immunity in every country on earth.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 23rd Jan 2008 19:07
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Granted, But Gman Kick's you're ball's Every Hour, and it hurt's

Wish: I wish for ...
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Tom J
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Posted: 23rd Jan 2008 19:09 Edited at: 23rd Jan 2008 19:10
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Quote: "Wish: I wish for ..."


Granted, here is your ...

I wish that LT Tatters can take the next wish.
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Accoun
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Posted: 23rd Jan 2008 19:10
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Quote: "Granted, but you grow fat and become a two-ton guy, unable to move for eternity."

What, you can't ???

Quote: "Wish: I wish for ..."

granted, but it's a small piece of paper..

Make games, not war.
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Omega gamer 89
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Quote: "Wish: I wish for ..."


granted, you get three little dots.


I wish for a vorpal sword. I DOES NOT harm me or anyone I care about.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Tom J
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Posted: 23rd Jan 2008 19:15
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Granted,

Quote: "I DOES NOT harm me
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YOU may not harm yourself, but the sword does.

I wish for a
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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 23rd Jan 2008 19:20
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Granted, but the bites your head off and sucks out your soul.

I wish for a that works, does not break, and is not bad in any way.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Grandma
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Granted, but the gets stolen by mad scientists trying to figure out why it never breaks.

I wish i had a golden AK-47.

This message was brought to you by Grandma industries.

Making yesterdays games, today!
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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but you accidentally kill yourself with it.

I wish for world peace.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, You get a sword with blood of Bush on, And you are taken to Jail For live...Why Suspect of murder.

Wish: My BALL's!
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Omega gamer 89
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Riiiiight....
You... wished for your... balls...
Granted... but they... explode?

I wish for a pet chicken.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Grandma
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Granted, but the chicken loves chicken, so it eats itself into oblivion.

I wish people came up with more creative ways to kill a wish than to involve accidental deaths and destruction.

This message was brought to you by Grandma industries.

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granted but they kill you by slowly blucking every hair in your body out then setting you on fire

i wish that i had an expresso

don't touch that cookie, it's mine!

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Granted, but it's not in a cup.

I wish I had a dragon.


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Hmm...Granted, But it runs away into Rofly's Game Eldora The golden land.

Wish: You Tube.
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Posted: 23rd Jan 2008 21:29
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Granted. You die, in a tube, underwater. You fall through an open manhole and fall into a very thin tube, wide enough for you to fall into and drown in, but not wide enought to allow you to move your arms. It is a horrible way to die.

I wish for sweets.


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Granted, But they are sour like the devils own little children.

Wish: For me to Have Invunrabillity for 1100001100214014912417489712 Year's.
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Posted: 23rd Jan 2008 21:37 Edited at: 23rd Jan 2008 21:39
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Granted, But your stuck in an empty plain of nothingness

I wish for a ruined wish!

~Cyrano De Bergerac~
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Granted. It's to die. Horribly.

I wish to not die horribly.


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Granted, But you are ruined, You're pc has Blownup decapitating you're left arm, and you're neibour ruined that drink you are drinking now, By putting 100000000000000Sugar cubes.

Wish: my birthday...Oh wait its my birthday now
Sorry my bad

Wish 2: CHoclate.
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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but your ruined wish destroys your imagination never get to wish again.

I wish that I will use my thoughts to make you think that you thought your thoughts that I think you thought. I think...

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 23rd Jan 2008 21:43
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Granted. This has no positive effects.


I wish for a teenage toothbrush.


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Posted: 23rd Jan 2008 21:43 Edited at: 23rd Jan 2008 21:44
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Granted, But it kills itself

Wish: You to go poo poo.
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Posted: 23rd Jan 2008 21:46
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... That is so twisted.

Granted, but in an alternate dimension.


I wish for you to be humiliated beyond your wildedst imagination.


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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but, using algebra, I define "Y" to be equal to "Insert Name Here.", "O" to be equal to "Insert name here's mom." and "U" to be equal to "Insert Name Here's closest friend."

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA!!!

I wish for boneless chicken wings, only skittles flavored.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted. But they're bowling skittles.

I wish y<>Insert Name Here, o<>Insert Name Here's Mum and u=David Baynes


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granted, but they all get together and attack you.

I wish I had attacked you with them.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, but you're the wimpy one, while I happen to be 20 feet tall.


I wish I was taller.


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Granted, but you become so tall that you break in half because your bones can't handle the stress, now you wish you weren't paralyzed.

I wish INH wasn't paralyzed.

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Posted: 23rd Jan 2008 23:10 Edited at: 23rd Jan 2008 23:26
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Granted, you remove the build up of spinal fluid in INH's spine by sticking a dirty great needle in his back, the spinal fluid squirts you in the eye. You stumble about like a headless chicken, out of the hospital and in front of an oncoming bus.
The bus is destroyed but you survive, the paparazzi pounce, nailing you as the boy who lived.
Years pass as you dart from one party to another, becoming more and more famous at an exponential rate, until one day you Assassinate yourself.
No suicide note was left. Only the faint scribbling of "You win again my faithful chum" on your bathroom wall is all you left as clue to your final demise.

I wish my wrists were made of crackers, allowing me to hover... breaking laws upon laws of physics.

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Granted. The physics lawmaker puts you in a Physical Jail.
I wish that I knew that you knew what I know what you know that you know what I know of which you know the knowing of my knowledge.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
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Granted, but all of your knowledge consists of how to poop, pick your nose, vomit, and then put it all in the blender and drink it. You do this on a daily basis.

I wish I had thought of that... Thats... just wrong...

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted. Now you're... just wrong...

I wish you weren't ... just wrong...


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granted, now I'm ...Just Right. And by "right" I mean "Correct" so now anything I say is correct if I will it to be.

I wish I was lord high master of the universe.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted. This causes immense responsibility, taking up all of your time.

I wish I did not make alwful mistakes.


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granted, now you make horrible, awful, terrible mistakes!!!

I wish for one pound of yellow american cheese.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted. But it was made in france.


I wish I lived in france.


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granted, but you are the very model of the stereotypical french guy. You have a pointy, thin mustache, a glass of wine, and one of those fancy-pants berrets. and you don't bathe. Just as a side effect.

I wish I lived in florida, but only during good weather. During bad weather, I'll go back to my house on the moon.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Tom J
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Granted, but Florida gets hit by a neverending storm and you are forced to live on the moon forever.

I wish that I owned a motorbike.
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Granted. But it's stolen by penguins.


I wish for something.


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granted. "Something" is, in this case, equal to "A tyranosaurus that bites your *^%*^%*^$# off and feeds it to its young."

I wish I had a pet Tyranosaurus that was totally loyal and obedient to me, and would never harm me, or anyone I care about.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, but it ills the rest of the world instead.

I wish I could play the piano.


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granted, but your biggest and best grand piano falls on your head while it is being hoisted up to a window on a rope by easily distracted young men.

I wish to live in a pineapple under the sea. I do nt drown.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 24th Jan 2008 21:57 Edited at: 24th Jan 2008 21:57
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Granted, but every time you go near any pineapple it explodes.

I wish my Youtube video would work instead of being stuck on the "buffering" icon.

Rapid texture streaming, Pixel shaders gleamin',
Cooling fans a screaming, And power bills a reaming.
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