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Dr Schnitzengruber
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Posted: 18th Jan 2008 23:48
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If you look at it another way, it is done now, just not that good.

I wish that the .net framework was as powerful as native c++.

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Corky
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Posted: 19th Jan 2008 00:05 Edited at: 19th Jan 2008 00:05
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Ahh crap didnt see the next page

<<Xbox also broken pff
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CoffeeGrunt
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Posted: 19th Jan 2008 00:34
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@Dr Schnitzengruber

Granted, but then C++ is brought down to the same level as .net, so it sucks,

I wish for a large cheese sandwich that will cause no ill effects onto any sentient being or object, or me, in any time frame....

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Corky
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Posted: 19th Jan 2008 00:48
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Granted, a boulder hits you and you die before you eat it

I wish I could build an awesome game

<<Xbox also broken pff
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Grandma
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Posted: 19th Jan 2008 01:08
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Quote: "I wish I could build an awesome game"


Granted, you can, but you won't.

I wish my mouth and throat would stop hurting.

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Corky
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Posted: 19th Jan 2008 01:10
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Granted, Your footfalls off instead

I wish for a Monster Energy Drink right now

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Benjamin
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Posted: 19th Jan 2008 01:12 Edited at: 19th Jan 2008 01:12
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Granted, but the monster wants it back and beats you around the head for it.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.

Multisync - TCP Server/Client Multiplayer Plugin (DBP/DBCe)
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Corky
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Posted: 19th Jan 2008 01:13
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Granted, but you just did so to bad

I wish I lived happily ever after

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Insanity Complex
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Posted: 19th Jan 2008 02:00
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Granted, but only because you're delirious and unaware of anything that happens outside of you, and everything happening outside of you is much, much better.

I wish my History teacher would leave me aloooooooone


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BMacZero
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Posted: 19th Jan 2008 03:33
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S/he completely ignores you, doesn't pass out homework to you, and doesn't give you tests. You fail.

I wish for all of tha_rami's points on the posting competition.


[i]"Grow food in dirt? Save time — eat dirt."[i]
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DB PROgrammer
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Posted: 19th Jan 2008 04:08
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@coffee grunt
When you granted my wish is was completly non-valid, I wished for a BROKEN M-16 yet you said it blew my head off.

Granted, but the comptition ends.

I wish people would stop granting wishes wher the person just dies after.

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tha_rami
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Posted: 19th Jan 2008 09:10 Edited at: 19th Jan 2008 09:13
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@Aluseus God (a few posts back): Not granted. The wish that no more paradoxal jokes should be made at the punishment of death was wished earlier, therefore, you die.

LOL @ Bmaczero.

@DBProgrammer:
Granted. I go back in time and kill you before you make your post, take your identity and post your last post as to avoid space/time paradoxes.

I wish for more creative ways to corrupt a wish.


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dark coder
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Posted: 19th Jan 2008 09:24
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Quote: "I wish for more creative ways to corrupt a wish."


You discover a very creative way to come up with these then a kangaroo with a gravity gun fires a toilet at you killing you.

I wish for a 100 lobed peanut!

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Insert Name Here
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Posted: 19th Jan 2008 19:39
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Granted. It's you.


I wish that was actually funny.


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Dr Manette
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Posted: 19th Jan 2008 19:56
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Granted, but in bizaro world, that means nothing else is funny. No one ever laughs again.

I wish for a pen that never runs out of ink and doesn't require a negative outcome for me.


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CoffeeGrunt
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Posted: 19th Jan 2008 20:06
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@DBProgrammer
Quote: "When you granted my wish is was completly non-valid, I wished for a BROKEN M-16 yet you said it blew my head off."


Yeah, it was broken, so when you pulled the trigger it backfired....

@Dr Manette
Granted, but you drop it off a skyscraper and it hit's your mum in the head, killing her.....

I wish my wish couldn't be wished and therefore the wish wasn't wished,

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Insert Name Here
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Posted: 19th Jan 2008 20:06
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Granted. But the pen still doen't work, but to be honest you don't really care.

I wsih for a tree.


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Corky
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Posted: 19th Jan 2008 20:52
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@ INH
Granted, its .0000001 cm big

@ Coffee Grunt

Granted, I made a wish for you

I wish for a tiger that could talk

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DB PROgrammer
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Posted: 19th Jan 2008 21:05
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Granted, it eats your leg off and says "Yummy!".

I wish for this guy to rule the world.

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MonoCoder
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Posted: 19th Jan 2008 21:06
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Not granted, that's drewG's calling card of sorts.

I wish for, I don't know, snow.

Shove your shitty MMORPG idea and get me a drink.
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Dr Manette
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Posted: 19th Jan 2008 22:52
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Granted, but ten feet of snow falls at once, crushing thousands of people and destroying the entire area.

I wish for the best avatar ever!


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kaedroho
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Posted: 19th Jan 2008 22:57
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granted, but a mod deletes it

i wish for a new pc

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Corky
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 00:12 Edited at: 20th Jan 2008 00:12
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Granted, its has windows 1.00 on it.

I wish for 2 gigs of DDR 400 MHz Memory

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Grandma
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 00:16
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Quote: "I wish for 2 gigs of DDR 400 MHz Memory"


Granted, you get to perform 2 Dance Dance Revolution gigs at bar "400 MHz Memory" (a nerdy gay-bar).

I wish i was more creative, music wise that is.

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Sinani201
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 00:29
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Granted, but your composing software is terrible.
I wish my mouse was wireless again.

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
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tha_rami
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 00:31
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You get a real mouse and it bites!

I wish for people to actually do react in the OC topic. I'm so lonely there.


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BMacZero
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 00:41
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Granted, lots of people go over there and start spamming it.

I wish I had a new keyboard.


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tha_rami
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 00:57
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Granted:



I wish a cookie.


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Sinani201
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 00:58 Edited at: 20th Jan 2008 00:59
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EDIT: Oops, didn't see the other reply.
Granted, but the cookie is overcooked and burnt.
I wish DBC and Pro worked on Mac

Seriously, how do you make the little blue text come up below your message?
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Keo C
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 01:07
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Granted, but Apple kills you for no reason.

I wish for a wireless keyboard.


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tha_rami
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 01:12
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Granted:



I wish for a chocolate cookie.


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CoffeeGrunt
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 01:22
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Granted, but i poisoned it....

I wish for a wish that may/can not be wished...

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Corky
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 01:45
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Granted, Rami give him the keyboard

I wish for a car

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Insanity Complex
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 01:50
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Granted, but your license is revoked and you're under constant surveillance so you can't drive it anyway.

I wish there was heating in my room


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Corky
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 02:07 Edited at: 20th Jan 2008 02:08
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Granted, 2000 degree heating

I wish for my Xbox back with a Ps3 with it

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CoffeeGrunt
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 02:17
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Granted, but the Xbox is still broken and the PS3 is a faulty one....

I wish for a pet chicken....

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SpyDaniel
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 02:18 Edited at: 20th Jan 2008 02:19
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Granted, but they come back with fan boys who beat you up and steal from your house.

I wish I had an incorruptible wish.

//

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(why does this always happen?)

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Corky
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 02:24
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lol

@ Coffee Grunt
Granted, it dies 2 seconds from now

@ Higgins
Granted, wishes dont go corrupt

I wish for some guy to come in my house punch me in the face and steal all of my money then the ps3 fanboys hold me down while he laughs in my face, and spit flies in my face, then they tap on my forehead until I cry

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tha_rami
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Granted. Your wish is granted, and you get run over by a car after attracting several STD's through sexual contact with a guinea pig.

I wish for absolute knowledge of everything.


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Corky
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 02:27
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granted, your mind explodes into a car windshield making me get hit b y a car

I wish tha_rami changed what he said about my wish

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Dr Schnitzengruber
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 02:28 Edited at: 20th Jan 2008 02:31
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Anwsering two posts ago, ignoring corky because his post is boring:

Quote: "I wish for absolute knowledge of everything."


Granted, after you learn what will happen in a year, you commit suicide.

I wish that thoose people who make HVD discs would stop stalling and sell them.

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Corky
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 02:32
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Granted, but they dissolve when you touch them (how can you ignore my wish, thats cheating)

I wish for another wish

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Corky
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 02:33
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Granted, this is your last one though

I wish for a male cow to rape tha_rami

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Pixelator
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 02:42
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granted, but the cow blames you and you go to prison for life

i wish that i had $100,000 to start working on my space craft that in absolutely NO WAY HARMS ANYONE AT ALL!!!! AND WORKS PERFECTLY!!!!! AND NO EXTRA TERRESTRIAL LIFE HURTS ME.

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Dr Schnitzengruber
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 02:45
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Quote: "i wish that i had $100,000 to start working on my space craft that in absolutely NO WAY HARMS ANYONE AT ALL!!!! AND WORKS PERFECTLY!!!!! AND NO EXTRA TERRESTRIAL LIFE HURTS ME."


Granted, but government wouldn't let you launch it unless they stick some monkeys in it and load it up with safety precautions to keep the monkeys from dieing while they starve to death.

I wish I had a death star.

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Corky
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 02:50 Edited at: 20th Jan 2008 02:50
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Granted, but it makes planets instead of blowing them up

I wish for GTA IV

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Dr Schnitzengruber
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 02:52
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Quote: "Granted, but it makes planets instead of blowing them up"


Thats still good. I could still send Eart... a planet into a collision course into the sun by putting planets in bettween to attract it.

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Pixelator
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 03:56
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Quote: "I wish for GTA IV"


granted but the government won't let you use it unless they stick some monkeys in it and load it up with safety precautions to keep the monkeys from dieing while they starve to death.

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Dr Manette
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 04:01
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uhh....

I wish to be able to draw anything.


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Corky
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Posted: 20th Jan 2008 04:13
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Granted, but you dont have hands

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