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SpyDaniel
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Posted: 14th Jan 2008 16:12
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Granted, but you have to live tomorrow, over and over again, but you are cursed with blindness and brittle bones.

I wish my IT course would end sooner so I can focus on getting into university.

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Grandma
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Posted: 14th Jan 2008 16:16
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Okay now i feel bad for not granting the wish. It's granted, but you will have to sit next to 2 screaming babies, and one fat guy sitting in front of you that keeps farting all the time, and a little brat sitting behind you that keeps kicking your chair....how fun.

Quote: "Granted, you wished for a new guitar, which has a diameter of 3cm. "

Good thing i live by "It's not what you have, but how you use it" motto then amongs other.


Quote: "I wish my IT course would end sooner so I can focus on getting into university."


Granted, but it ends quite dramatically. It involves clowns, and explosions.

I wish i had something better to do right now than to stay here with all you loo...friends on the internet.

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 14th Jan 2008 16:56
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WOW! I'm gone one weekend and Corrupt a wish jumps to 400+ posts! NICE!

@Grandma:
Granted, you now need to get ready for court tomorrow, because MY Grandma is suing you for aggrivated assualt!

I wish for a chocolate chip cookie!

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 14th Jan 2008 17:12 Edited at: 14th Jan 2008 17:13
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Granted, but the Cookie Monster mugs you soon after acquiring it.

I wish I had a new decent and fully working computer that doesn't hurt me by some freak accident or something happening on purpose involving my computer, me and/or anything else.

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SpyDaniel
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Posted: 14th Jan 2008 17:21
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Granted, but your heart gives in, naturally. You are therefore dead and can not use the new computer, which is given to Oxfam.

I wish I would stop wasting time on here and go to college.

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NeX the Fairly Fast Ferret
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Posted: 14th Jan 2008 17:31
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Granted, you go and fail all your courses.

I wish that I will get as good marks in my GCSEs as I have in my mocks.


By putting a signpost in the middle of nowhere, you're making it somewhere.
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Blobby 101
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Posted: 14th Jan 2008 17:54
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granted but it turns out the marks you got in your mock exams were wrong and you fail your GCSEs.

I wish i had a perfectly normal PS3 that works perfectly, has nothing wrong with it and does not hurt me. it also does not get stolen and nothing happens to it or me.


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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 14th Jan 2008 17:56 Edited at: 14th Jan 2008 17:57
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Granted, but your ps3 was a counterfeit and you get arrested!

I wish that my previous wishes were completely erased from everyones memory and that they all thought underwear was outerwear



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Veron
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Posted: 14th Jan 2008 17:57
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Granted, it sprouts legs and runs away of its own free will.

I wish I was invincible.

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Keo C
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Posted: 14th Jan 2008 18:04
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{Thanks Biggadd. }
Granted, but you die of of lazyness...

I wish for a can of compressed air.


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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 14th Jan 2008 18:15
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Granted, but it was so compressed it explodes when you touch it!

I wish for flying saucers



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DB PROgrammer
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Posted: 14th Jan 2008 18:15
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It blows up and the shards kill you

I wish for $1.29

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DB PROgrammer
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Posted: 14th Jan 2008 18:24
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Ok, since me and Yodaman Jer posted at the same time i'll answer his wish.

But they come from your mom's china cabinet and you get all the blame

I wish my previous wish of $1.29

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 14th Jan 2008 18:28
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granted, but you get mugged in the park. The mugger needs bus fare back toHawaii, but you only have 1.29 on you, so he kills you and sells your organs for $10,000 a piece.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Omega gamer 89
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ooops, forgot to wish.
I wish for a Deathnote to use on my enemies.
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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DB PROgrammer
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Posted: 14th Jan 2008 18:33
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You find out that you are your worst enemy

I wish I had a

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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but the is burnt out and the explodes.

I wish for another wish.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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bitJericho
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Posted: 14th Jan 2008 18:52
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granted, but it will backfire on you.

I wish for my work week to be finished.


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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 14th Jan 2008 18:59
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Granted, but only cause you're fired.

I wish for a Zanpakuto, with which I will exorsize hollows.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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SpyDaniel
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Posted: 14th Jan 2008 20:01
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Granted, but the Zanpakuto takes over your mind.

I wish that DB PROgramer would actually say he "Granted" a wish, instead of typing what would happen.

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 14th Jan 2008 20:03 Edited at: 14th Jan 2008 20:04
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Granted, but all the wishes he grants give you HIV and hepititis. You die sad and alone.

I wish it hadn't taken me a month to find this one stupid little bug in my game.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 14th Jan 2008 20:03 Edited at: 14th Jan 2008 20:05
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...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 14th Jan 2008 20:16
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[off topic]

Quote: "he grants give you HIV and hepititis. You die sad and alone."


That's not a thing to joke around and I consider it a little insensitive

[/offtopic]

Granted, instead all of the bugs in the world find you.

I wish I discovered pure happiness

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 14th Jan 2008 20:23 Edited at: 14th Jan 2008 20:24
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granted, but everyone else in the world discovers true despair. then they kill you, because you're theonly one who's happy.
I wish for a ten foot tall chocolate statue of Jesus.

P.S. You're right, that was a bit insensitive. sorry everyone. my bad.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 14th Jan 2008 20:36
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Granted, but it's white chocolate, the least chocolate-y of all chocolates.

I wish for a monkey butler who obeys my every command

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tha_rami
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Granted, but it also obeys my every command. Over yours.

I wish to be murdered in a horrible way .


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Veron
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Granted, you are killed by Adam West's Cat Launcher. (Anybody seen that episode of Family Guy? Cmon people....)

I wish I bought a Microsoft Zune.

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Seppuku Arts
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Quote: "you are killed by Adam West's Cat Launcher. (Anybody seen that episode of Family Guy? Cmon people....)"


For something so silly it almost had me in tears. Not many randomers can do that.
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Also Granted, but I incapable of corrupting that wish as it is corrupt as corrupt can be (just yanking your leg)

I wish I had a firewire card, it's taking ages to transfer all of my music onto my iPod through a USB slot.

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Omega gamer 89
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granted, but the wire catches on fire (duh.) and burns down your house.

I wish I was a llama in a great big llama world.
(Guess the show reference, win a cookie.)

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Veron
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Quote: "For something so silly it almost had me in tears. Not many randomers can do that."


Wow, sorry man, didn't mean to induce something like that.

Granted, but you spit too much (as llama's do) and are sent out to sea on a fishing boat, as an outcast.

I wish Family Guy ceased to exist.

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Dr Manette
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Posted: 14th Jan 2008 22:42 Edited at: 14th Jan 2008 22:43
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Granted, but King of the Hill takes all it's spots.

I wish for a sexy, sexy party. (family guy reference... again)

edit:
Thanks... I had a GOOD one.


BioFox Games...http://www.biofoxgames.com
BioFox Forums...http://biofox.aceboard.com
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SpyDaniel
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Posted: 14th Jan 2008 22:45 Edited at: 14th Jan 2008 22:45
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Granted, but American Dad is now on 24/7.

I wish brush work (in level editors) never distorted.

//

EDIT: ....... Posted at the same time

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Dr Manette
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son of a...


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Veron
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Quote: "Granted, but American Dad is now on 24/7."


That's a good thing!!!

Granted, it won't distort, it'll delete the entire map.

I wish I owned a hummer.

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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 14th Jan 2008 23:04 Edited at: 14th Jan 2008 23:05
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Granted, but now games look like absolute garbage! All thanks to you, serious gamers come and take you to mars . . .

I wish I was a computer!

EDIT: 3 people at once? That's gotta be a record!!



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SirFire
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Granted, but your user runs linux and you'll never get to play any cool games.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her, I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat, and a '64 Impala

(obscure?)

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Keo C
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Quote: "Granted, but your user runs linux and you'll never get to play any cool games."

You get WolfET...


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tha_rami
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Granted. You end up being a phoney gangsta' rapper without any obvious talent besides a motoric handicap.

I wish I was cool.


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SpyDaniel
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Granted, but you're frozen inside ice.

I wish I could rule a race of little, tiny people, no bigger than 7cm.

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tha_rami
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Granted. In turn, you're ruled by a person that's 6cm high.

I wish that the next Linkin Park Album is somewhere between the last two albums in style, but not like the last one.


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bitJericho
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Granted. But they still suck.

I wish I would get a raise!


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Corky
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Granted. but the same day you get fired.

I wish no one would grant my wish

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SpyDaniel
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Granted, but a monkey then steals your life savings and bets it all on the horses, which he wins and becomes very wealthy.

I wish... urm... for all of TGC's products.

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n008
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Granted, but none work and the support disapears.

I wish I could go to a real Jurassic Park!

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Aaron Miller
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Granted, but you get eaten.

I wish I knew where my first response to this was.

With any luck you'll be able to turn a fully functioning program to a crashing program with just a little bit of coding.
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Granted but you forget before you find it.

I wish I had $3

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SpyDaniel
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Granted, but it's inside a tramps intestines.

I wish I would stop this silly game

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Granted, but I start it again

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself

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Granted, but the blood drains you.

I wish I knew the question that results in the answer 42.


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Granted, but it is a really corny one.

I wish I had all of the DBPro plugins.

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