Quote: "You know what's even funnier??? n008's week-long ban!"
Justice rocks!
But if you're reading this, n00b, allow me to explain why your outburst was completely unnecassary. To begin with, I meant to put lifeguard instead of coastguard. My bad. Second, that comic wasn't aimed at coastguards/lifdeguards in general. I have nothing but respect for all of them. Its one of those comics you have to take at face value. This particular lifeguard is doing the exact opposite of what he should be and that's what makes it funny.
So although it may be an easy misconception to make, don't fly off the handle next time.
Now stop harassing me.