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The Slayer
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Posted: 27th Jan 2010 13:04
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Okay, so because I've always been a funny guy that loves telling jokes (and listen to them aswell), I tought I should start with this thread (to make our visits at the forum more funny and pleasant), and see who follows my lead. I don't know if this will be allowed by the Mods, but if they want to close this thread, then that's fine by me. So, I shall start telling a joke (a real juicy one!), and whoever wants to follow, go right ahead...!

So, here's mine:

There's two turds having a walk, and after a while, they encounter their old pal diarrhoea. So, they start talking, and diarrhoea asks them what they're doing.
One of the turds says: "Do you see that bank overthere?"
Diarrhoea: "Yep?"
The other turd: "Well, we are planning on robbing it!"
Diarrhoea (excited): "Whoooa, can I help you guys???"
The first turd: "No, sorry man, but you have to be a hard one for that!"



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Posted: 27th Jan 2010 13:30
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I've got one:

A radiologist returns from work after a three week vacation, and asks a co-worker if he missed anything.

Co-worker "Well, one of the interns died and we held the funeral the other day."

Radiologist "That's horrible, how was the funeral?"

Co-worker "It was really nice, he had a beautiful tombstone and everything."

Radiologist "That's nice to hear. What did the tombstone say on it?"

co-worker "R.I.P."
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Okay, that's an embarrasing joke.

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Posted: 27th Jan 2010 13:58
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Good one there, budokaiman!

Okay, so to keep the ball rolling, here's another one from me:

Btw, fans of Michael Jackson, don't be offended with the next joke, okay? They are just jokes and nothing more.

Newsflash:

"It seems that Michael Jackson will not be cremated after all. This is because his body contains a bit more than 98% of plastic. So, they decided to melt him and make LEGO-cubes from it, so that the kids can finally play with him..."



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Posted: 27th Jan 2010 14:18 Edited at: 19th Jun 2011 13:36
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And because I'm in a good () mood, here's another:

A farmer is working with his servant on his land, and suddenly the farmer gets stuck up to his ankles in the mud.
So he yells at the servant: "Go get my boots!"
While returning to the farm, the servant sees the farmer's two lovely daughters.
"What are you doing here?", asks one of the daughters.
"Your dad said that I may go upstairs with both of you!"
Daughters: "You're a liar!"
Servant: "Oh yeah?? Well, I'll ask him then to prove it!"
So, he turns around and yells at the farmer: "Do I need to take one or two???"
The farmer: "Both of course!"



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Posted: 27th Jan 2010 14:28
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Ok, Slayer, I get your jokes. But budokaiman, wtf? I really don't get it!

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Posted: 27th Jan 2010 14:29 Edited at: 27th Jan 2010 14:58
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Quote: "The farmer: "Both of course!""

LOL, maybe I should try that...
I'll give you a kid-friendly joke to balance that out:

What does electricity say when it meditates?



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Posted: 27th Jan 2010 14:31
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Quote: " I really don't get it!"

R.I.P. being common on most graves, meaning Rest In Peace, but also stands for Radioactive Isotope Poisoning, which is how the radiologist intern most likely died.

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it is clever! But I've never heard of Radioactive Isotope Poisoning. Is this a joke passed around in Radiologist class? And further more, Slayer, how the hell did you get that?!?

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Posted: 27th Jan 2010 14:42
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Quote: "Is this a joke passed around in Radiologist class? "

No, I just thought of it one day, I don't even know why.

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Posted: 27th Jan 2010 14:45
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Quote: "And further more, Slayer, how the hell did you get that?!?"


Well, I used to be a Radiologist in my younger years. But eventually I quit that job due to an enormous increase of unexplainable deaths at the nuclear facility. They called it the RIP-syndrome.
I'm still wondering WHY i have eleven fingers.

Just kidding.

No, actually it's because I read alot.

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Posted: 27th Jan 2010 15:12
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I took a sleeping pill, woke it up and then swallowed it.

- The Goons Show: Bridge on the River Wye (which I happen to be listening too right now)

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Posted: 27th Jan 2010 15:48
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I have a pretty crappy one (IMO) my physics teacher told me today...

What did the 0 say to the 8



Yeah...

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Posted: 27th Jan 2010 17:23
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Here's another one from me:

There's been an assault on Saddam Houssein, so Saddam's right-hand is searching for a look-alike for making another video to spread around the world and let people know that he's still alive and kicking. So, he assembles 30 of his members who look almost like Saddam, and asks them:
"Who of you wants to have the honour of replacing our beloved leader for a while???"
All 30 members raise their hands screaming: "ME, ME, ME, ME...!!"
Saddam's right-hand: "Okay, so that's the good news! The bad news however, is that Saddam is missing an arm!"



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Posted: 27th Jan 2010 17:42
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Here's a few musician jokes for all!

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?


How many bassists does it take to change a light bulb?


How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?




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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?


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Posted: 27th Jan 2010 18:01
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How many bad jokes does it take to kill a thread?



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Posted: 27th Jan 2010 18:06
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These jokes are some of the worst jokes I have EVER heard.

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Posted: 27th Jan 2010 18:09
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What's the difference between a pigeon?




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Q: What is the definition of an auditor?

A: Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.



A man telephones the doctor and says, "Hello, doctor, I just thought I'd call and tell you how much I benefited from your treatment."

"But you're not even my patient,'the doctor replied.

I know, but my father was, and I am his only heir."


A man and a woman meet in a bar.They get along so well that they decide to go to the woman's flat.A few drinks later and the man decides to take off his shirt and then washes his hands.He takes off his pants and washes his hands again.
the woman has been watching this for a while and then says.

"You must be a dentist."
He is quite suprised and asks,"How did you figure that out?'
"Easy." she replies. "You keep washing your hands."

One thing thing leads to another and soon they are making love.
After they are done, the woman says. "You must be a very good dentist."

The man now with a boosted ego says,"well yes I am a good dentist.How did you figure that out?"

"I didn't feel a thing,"

"In my weird politically incorrect hypothetically incoherent contradicting obscured world definitively maybe"

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I have a simple one:

Somebody comes to a place and says "Good day!"
A man replies "It was until now."

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Two men walk into a bar...


OUCH!!!!

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An infrared photon walks into a bar, and says, "Is it hot in here, or is it me?"

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Posted: 27th Jan 2010 19:16 Edited at: 27th Jan 2010 19:20
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Quote: ""I didn't feel a thing,""


Nice one there, wizard of id!

Good jokes there, guys! Keep' em comic, errh,...coming!


It's dark, and a blonde is searching for here car-keys. A police-man walks by.
Police-man: "What is the problem, young lady? Can I help?"
Blonde: "Well, yeah, you can. I've lost my car-keys while I was trying to unlock the door of my car. If you would be kind enough to help me, officer?"
Police-man: "Yeah, no trouble lady, but why are you looking over here? I see no cars nearby?"
Blonde: "Yeah, i know, my car is stationed 20 meters further away from here, but here there is light."



Btw, it's NOT to offend ANY blonds, okay? There JUST jokes.

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Posted: 27th Jan 2010 19:18
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A guy walks into a doctor's office and start yelling, "Doctor, please help me. I am shrinking".

The doctor replies, "Please have a seat. There are people that have appointments before you. I will be with you as soon as I can."

The man replies, "But doctor, you don't understand! I AM SHRINKING!!!"

The doctor replies, "Sir... you are going to have to be a little patient".


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I don't recommend using the following pick-up line:

Guy: "So tell me, did it hurt?"
Girl: "Did what hurt?"
Guy: "Wow! You really were drunk last night."

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Quote: "a little patient"


HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! Nice, Ron!

Quote: "I don't recommend using the following pick-up line"


HAHAHAAAHAHAAA!

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Posted: 27th Jan 2010 19:52 Edited at: 27th Jan 2010 20:04
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Bill Clinton is visiting Russia. He and Boris Jeltsin are having lunch at a big, long table, each on one end, face to face. Bill sees in front of him a little button on the table.
Bill: "What is that strange little button for, Jeltsin? What does it do?"
Boris: "Errh, go ahead and push it, you'll soon find out."
Bill pushes the button, and a big boxing glove appears out of nowhere, punching the face of Bill. Mad as hell, he returns to America.
Two months later...
Boris Jeltsin is visiting America. He and Bill Clinton are having lunch at a big, long table, each on one end, face to face. Boris sees in front of him a little button on the table.
Boris: "What is that strange little button for, Bill? What does it do?"
Bill: "Errh, go ahead and push it, you'll soon find out!"
Boris pushes the button and waits, and waits, and waits...but,...nothing happens.
Furious as hell he screams: "This is'nt funny, Bill! I'm returning to my country!"
Bill: "Which country???"



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After chugging his 16th beer, Bob drunkenly decided it was about time to go home. Since he only lived a block from his house, he decided we would walk home and pick up his car in the morning.

He attempted to get out of his seat and stand, but immediately fell on the ground, banging his head on the floor. Determined, he grabbed the edge of a table and was able hoist himself up. The door was less than 10 feet away, but he only managed one step before he fell into a stack of chairs. Finally, he managed to crawl to the door and get outside.

Sitting on the steps, thinking the fresh air helped him regain some mobility, he stood up quickly and started towards his house. He was able to stagger about 5 feet before he collapsed again. Disappointed and in a haze, he ended up crawling his way home.

When he got to his house, and after a few failed attempts, he was able to unlock the door and crawl inside, pull himself onto the couch, and hastily fell asleep.

He woke up to his wife's yelling the next morning: "You said you wouldn't go drinking anymore!!!!"

He asked, "What makes you think I went drinking last night???"

To which she replied, "The manager called and said you left your wheelchair at the bar again!!!!!"



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Apple just told the joke of the year. It's on sale now for $629. or $829 if you want a decent amount of storage.

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Quote: "Apple just told the joke of the year. It's on sale now for $629. or $829 if you want a decent amount of storage."


You talking about the iPad for heavy days?

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Two blondes walk into a bar.

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...

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They both said "ouch."

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Cough took mine. Nvm.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Quote: "Two men walk into a bar...


OUCH!!!!"

-CoughMist, post # 14.

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Barrack Obama went to England recently to visit the Queen. During lunch, Obama inquired of the Queen why it was that the palace ran so smoothly.

"That's easy." said the Queen. "You just have to surround yourself with intelligent people."

"Well how do you know if people are intelligent?" Obama returned.

"Simple." said the Queen and pressed a button on her Desk. "Send in Tony Blair." she called into the intercom.

Moments latter Tony Blair entered the room and the Queen posed this question to him.

"Your mother and father have a child. The child is neither your brother nor your sister. Who is it?"

Without hesitation Tony Blair answered "That would be me."

Obama was impressed by this and upon returning to Washington he called Joe Biden into the oval office.

"Answer me this Joe." he said. "Your mother and father have a child. The child is neither your brother nor your sister. Who is it?"

Joe thought for a long minute and then told the President "I'll have to get back to you on that."

Now Joe went to his office and called upon all of his aids and workers, but none could answer the question. Finally, Joe went into the west wing bathroom and was about to enter a stall when he notice the shoes of Colin Powell under the next stall.

"Hey Colin" Joe called to him; "Your mother and father have a child. The child is neither your brother nor your sister. Who is it?"

Without hesitation Colin said "Simple. That would be me."

Excited that he had the answer to the riddle, Joe ran back to the oval office and told the president. "I have the answer sir. It's Colin Powell."

The president looked at Joe in disbelief and shook his head. "You idiot" he said. "It's Tony Blair."

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lol @ xplosys, that was hilarious! You idiot... (facepalm)... It's Tony Blair

Ok, I must release my randomness for tonight, it's not funny just random (appropriate)

How long does it take a canary to drink a glass of water?

...

17 because motorcycles don't have doors.

Sorry

But don't worry, I'm not as random as I think I SALAD. Wait, what?

(that was outta total boredom)

Ok, I think I should go to bed and spam my dreams,

G'night,

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Quote: "You talking about the iPad for heavy days? "


That made me lol

As for jokes, I only know a few and i'm not sure any are appropriate lol. So i'll tell the only innocent one I can remember

Two flies sitting on a piece of dog poo, one says to the other "Hey up, not seen you around in a while" The fly responds "No you won't have, i've been on the sick!" :p

And! Another one sprang to mind, hehe...

Two snakes sat talking to each other, one asks the other "Are we poisonous?" The snake replies "I dunno, why?" The first snake says "Because I've just bit my tongue"

Rubbish I know but they made me laugh

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Quote: "Cough took mine. Nvm. "


I saw it sitting there and decided to steal it. But, it was burning a whole in my pocket so I had to drop it off. I figured this was as good a place as any. There are quite a few other gigglicious jokes around but here is another variation:

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Three depressed, thirsty, hungry, and miserable men were lost in the desert. They have been walking for days with no sign of civilization and the only water they had was from a small puddle in the shadow of a dune.

During the trek towards seemingly nowhere, one man stumbled and fell face first in the sand from tripping over a small metal lamp...
The other two saw this and immediately ran over and picked it up. When one of them brushed off sand that was still on it, an explosion of smoke burst from the end.

"I am the genie of this solitary place. Three wishes is what I offer. Since there are 3 of you, you each shall have 1 wish."

Astonished, the first man spoke: "I wish I was home!!!!!"
"So be it."

With a flash of light, the man disappeared. The second man said, "If this be true, I wish to be home as well!!"
"So be it."

With another flash of light, the second man disappeared. The third man, looking shocked and betrayed mumbled, "What am I going to do!?! My friends are gone and I'm all alone. I wish my friends were back here with me!"
"So be it."

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So a grasshopper walks into a bar and takes a seat. The bartender, quite surprised, says "Well, this is interesting!"

The grasshopper asks "What's interesting?"

The bartender answers, "Well grasshopper, it's quite a coincidence, but we actually have a drink named after you."

Astonished, the grasshopper says "You have a drink named Clyde??"
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Posted: 28th Jan 2010 20:07 Edited at: 29th Jan 2010 01:25
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I've been away a while today, but here I'm back to say:

A guy is complaining to his pal about his elbow.
"I think I'll go see my doctor"
Pal: "I would'nt do that if I where you. It's much cheaper and better to go to the mall nowadays. They have a computer there, who makes the right diagnosis, for 1 dollar, simply by testing a sample of your body-fluids."
With nothing to loose, the guy goes with a little sample of his bodyfluids to the nearest mall, and after a little search, he finds the machine. After inserting a dollar and the bodyfluids-sample, the computer starts buzzing, and 30 seconds later a small printed ticket comes out, with the following text: "You have a tennis-elbow. Keep your arm warm during a week, and avoid hard intense work. Keep this up 2 for weeks , and you'll be cured."
At home the guy starts thinking how amazing sience has become. And he wants to find out if he can fool the machine. So, he mixes some dish water with droppings from his dog, some bodyfluids from his wife and daughter, and on top of that, some of his fishy bodyfluids (you know what I mean).
He rushes to the mall again, inserts money and the sample, and waits. Once more the machine starts buzzing and flashing, and a half minute later a printed ticket comes out with the text: "Your tapwater contains to much chalk, your dog has worms, your daughter is on the drugs, and your wife is pregnant but you are NOT the father, and if you don't stop doing elbow-sports (you know what I'm talking about), your elbow will NOT heal."



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In an orchestra, during practice, the conductor stopped the music in it's tracks to scold the cellist.

"you are way off beat!" the conductor said "you know, when a cellist can't even play cello, they take away his instrument, give him 2 sticks, and make him a drummer!"

to this, the outraged drummer replied, "and if he can't even do that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor!"



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Quote: "your elbow will NOT heal."

HAHA!

A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita.

They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.

After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young tech are interested in each because they are giving each other "looks."

Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of the smack of a kiss followed by the sound of the smack of a slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word.

The grandmother is thinking to herself: "It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped him."

The General manager is setting there thinking: "I didn't know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn't missed him when she slapped and hit me!"

The young woman was sitting and thinking: "I'm glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!"

The young tech sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself: "Life at Boeing is good... How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his General manager all at the same time!!!

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Posted: 28th Jan 2010 20:50 Edited at: 28th Jan 2010 20:51
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Nice joke there too, CoughMist!

A man goes to the veterinarian with his dog.
"Doctor, I think my dog is dead."
Vet: "I'll have a look. Put him on the table for examination."
The vet opens a small pophole, and a cat comes out. The cat jumps on the table, smells at the dog, and then returns into the pophole. The dog did'nt move at all.
Vet: "I think you're right. Your dog is dead. Sorry."
"Yeah, that's a shame, doctor. How much does this consultation cost?"
Vet: "1500 dollar."
"What??? That much??? Why is that???"
Vet: "It's 5 dollar for administrational costs, and 1495 dollar for the cat-scan."



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Posted: 28th Jan 2010 21:33 Edited at: 29th Jan 2010 01:28
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Here's another one:

It's vacation, and little John may spend some time with his grandpa and grandma.
Whenever little John needs to pee, he call's his grandma and says: "I need to let some bodyfluids flow, grandma."
Grandma: "That is'nt very polite to say, little John."
Little John: "Yes I know, but I really need to go!"
Grandma: "Okay, but next time say 'whisttle' instead of 'go', okay, little John?"
During the following night, little John wakes up after a nightmare, and grandpa decides to let his grandchild sleep together with his grandparents in the same bed.
Suddenly little John wakes up.
"Grandpa, I need to whisttle!"
Grandpa: "But, little John, that is'nt possible, you'll wake up your grandma."
Little John: "Yeah, but I REALLY need to whisttle!"
Grandpa: "Okay then, but do it softly in my ear."



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Posted: 28th Jan 2010 21:38 Edited at: 28th Jan 2010 21:39
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Little Johnny was asked by his teacher to spell "straight," little Johnny did so without error. "Bravo," said the teacher, "now, what does it mean?" He said, "Without water in it."

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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother was putting cold cream on her face. "Why are you rubbing that cream on you face, mommy?" he asked. "To stay pretty for daddy," said his mother.

A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter mommy?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

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Posted: 28th Jan 2010 22:02
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I can't believe I'm even posting in this thread, but here's a stupid one I thought of on the way back from Uni.


Why can you call most students communists?




Bedum-tish.

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Posted: 28th Jan 2010 22:53
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Why is that? Is it because your Brittish? Brittish humor is not bad, you know? Monty Python was Brittish too, not? And good old Benny Hill.

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Posted: 28th Jan 2010 23:23
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Quote: "Why is that? Is it because your Brittish? Brittish humor is not bad, you know? Monty Python was Brittish too, not? And good old Benny Hill."


British people, including my self, have already posted on this thread... I don't think it's anything to do with nationality... Maybe it's more to do with the majority of the jokes on thread been pretty rubbish?

Just a thought

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Once there was a very poor man. He desperately wanted to go the circus, but he had no money. He saved up for a whole year, and finally he had enough money. He was entranced by the trapeze artists, the elephants and the jugglers, and then the clowns came on. A spot light swung around the room, and it land on that one man. The clown walked up to him and said:
"Tell me sir, are you the horse's head?"
"No, I'm not the horses head." He replied.
"Well then, are you the horse's back?"
"No, I'm not the horse's back."
"Well then, you must be the horse's arse!"
And the whole crown guffawed and laughed and screamed and spat on him, and he was incredibly upset that his day had been ruined like this. So for the whole rest of the next year, he took up insulting lessons. He learned how to rebuke, he learned witty comebacks and insults, he learned how to best his opponent in any kind of wordplay they could come up with, and he trained and trained and honed his skills until finally, he was ready. He went back to the circus that year and he was entranced by the trapeze artists, the lions and the jugglers, and then the clowns came on. A spot light swung around the room, and it land on that one man. The clown walked up to him and said:
"Tell me sir, are you the horse's head?"
"No, I'm not the horses head." He replied.
"Well then, are you the horse's back?"
"No, I'm not the horse's back."
"Well then, you must be the horse's arse!"
And the whole crown guffawed and laughed and screamed and spat on him, and he was having a horrible time. But this time, he was ready. He stood up, and look directly at the clown's face. He stared and stared and stared, and eventually he replied:


" **** you. "

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Posted: 28th Jan 2010 23:46 Edited at: 28th Jan 2010 23:46
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More like sepp lowering himself to our middle/lower class humor

Comon Sepp give us a real poncy joke ^_^

Sepp's the perfect grammmmmmaaaarrr and ..spelling:,." Person on this forum:,;comma I dont think ive evar.asetrike" seen him laxed his writing style.,

Whats the difference between an asui's toilet paper and a brits?

find out'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTvjRyv0c5M


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Posted: 28th Jan 2010 23:54
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Do you really think so? Well, that's funny(great choice of words, hey?), but jokes are supposed to be rubbish and exaggerated in order to get poeple laugh, don't you agree?
If I would tell you a joke that has really no clue of being a joke, would you laugh?

Cheers

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