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Ilya
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Granted, but .

I wish to sleep.


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Neofish
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granted but the big nose keeps you awake

i wish big nose

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BCRICH WARLOCK
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Granted but the geenie gets confused and gives you a giant nose that noone likes

I wish.. that i was kirk hammett
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Damokles
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Granted, but you become James T. Kirk Hammett

I wish I had a wonderfull 468 x 60 sig-banner

- Mind the gap -
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Ilya
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Granted, but the gene doesn't know what exactly you mean. He gives you 468x60 meter pice of paper that sais "Sig". It also makes you wonder.

I wish lkrghjgauhigagapuioagopiaguihpahoirahiaasodhhaisohoisahiahfsihasoiashha.


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Avan Madisen
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Granted but the spell checker gives you, licking.

I wish for, erm, aah, I wish, oh, dagnabbit, erm, I wish, ack, some help here please, I wish to, erm, hold a world record!

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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Neofish
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but its for teh most annoying wish (almost )

i wish i could spell while touch typing

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Gir
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granted but tomorrow your fingers will be destroyed in a freak squirrel accident.

I wish i knew advanced Maths/Physics.

I'm makin' a cake...
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Major Payn
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Posted: 30th Sep 2004 10:46
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Granted, but then through math you find that n+e^2-r(d)= NERD!

I wish that I could just pass in all my classes.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Ilya
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Granted, but the gene didn't know what exactly you meant. You can now pass thrugh your classes like a ghost.

I wish


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RougeCat
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Granted but then the genie thinks u want become like those smilies and changes into 1


I wish I had a wardrobe the size of a room full of my clothes and shoes and all in a perfect condition for me to use and I use them too!
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Avan Madisen
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Granted but everything is so out of fashion you wouldn't dare be seen dead wearing any of it!

I wish for a popadom the size of lake Michigan and enough lager to wash it down with!

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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Pazza
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granted but then you would be ill and possibly drunk

i wish i could think of a decent wish.

"Bite my shiny metal ass!" - Bender
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Programmer Xtreme
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granted but decent wish means I wish i could die.



I wish that a wish a wish a wish a wish a wish a wish a wish wishidy wish.

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Major Payn
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Granted, but you used up all your wishes on wishes.

I wish that I knew C++.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Ilya
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Granted, but the gene doesn't know what C++ is. You now know a boy called Seeplusplus.

I wish that a wish a wish a wish a wish a wish a wish a wish wishidy wish.

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Major Payn
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Granted, but nothing happens.

I wish that I could think outside the box.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Avan Madisen
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Granted but you're locked out.

I wish for a magic carpet!

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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Major Payn
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Granted, but the magic carpet cannot be controlled.

I wish that Nader would win the election.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Ilya
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Granted, but the gene doesn't know who Nader is.

I was Major Payn was Avan Madisen.

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Major Payn
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Not granted, you didn't wish for anything.

I wish that I could really change my name to Major Payne.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Ilya
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Woops.
Granted, but you don't.

I wish Major Payn was Avan Madisen.

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Programmer Xtreme
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Posted: 1st Oct 2004 11:15
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granted but major payne is a toy.


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Ilya
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Granted, that means vigina.

I wish I was an .

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Programmer Xtreme
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Granted but that means a Manticorious Nightous



I wish I was a sex magnate

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RougeCat
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Granted but then the genie thinks magnate is a magnet n changes u into 1.

I wish I was living in a castle.
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Avan Madisen
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Posted: 2nd Oct 2004 03:38
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Granted by the dragon isn't too keen on sharing with you.

I wish for gir(you hear a sudden gun shot, followed by a long silence)...

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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Major Payn
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Granted, but sense youre dead the genie steals your wallet and and runs off.

I wish that I had a girlfriend.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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teh game wiz
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granted but she is the worst girl you've ever met.

i wish for world peace

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The dude guy
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Granted but in the year 4039500!

I wish + =

Here's my forums www.andrewtamalunas.proboards28.com . Please join!
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Avan Madisen
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Granted but the genie gets fed up with all the smileys and turns you into the ugliest one around that no one would ever use!

I wish I didn't get arrested if I went Postal!

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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Programmer Xtreme
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granted, but you would be killed by zombies slowly and painfully.



I wish + + + =

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Major Payn
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Granted, but when mixing 4 desgusted people, with two smart asses, plus 2 pirats and an evil people hater, you get a gay bar, sorry.

I wish that I could teleport to places.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Programmer Xtreme
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granted but you can only go to the gay bar!



I wish I was a :sshdtgyhgdfgyjhfgfhmhjcgfvgfyhgiufghdufh fd hfhdfba df hfjdhfd d fydhkfd jd dhjgfdhjk fhdfnddhjsajhgfem,jdh egf efncu yr 784r7y4HTRGHB EWSYRRJFC HGRWNEFDHEF DFS WENFGLAINGSRNl ingseruirth rgtuirhrgjkrngrf er herh rhgtjrhtgrjjfd ugrhrhhgfhgghghgh people hater.

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Major Payn
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Not granted. The genie says WTF? And goes back in its lamp for all eternity.

I wisht that my DSL was faster!

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Programmer Xtreme
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Not granted the genie is gone


I can't wish

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Major Payn
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Well the genie comes back! And he grants my wish and my DSL is now 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times faster!


I wish that I had a nice high paying job in the game industry.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Programmer Xtreme
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Never



i wish I had a huge


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Programmer Xtreme
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can a mod lock this thread...It is insanly prodictable..

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Major Payn
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The genie puts a big Tatoo on your penis that says "I have herpes" for wanting this thread locked.

I wish that I could lose 20 pounds.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Programmer Xtreme
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I started a new thread..better

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Manticore Night
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No you didn't. And in that other thread you said:
Quote: "occasional rouge cat."
What about me you c0ck sucking nut job! And stop using my name as an insult!

I wish Cool Gaming would grow up.

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Programmer Xtreme
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But I already did


I wish that Manticore was a shark and I the superior Shark hunter.

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Manticore Night
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Granted, But I eat you.

I wish that Cool Gaming would stop diilussioning himself and figure out that a 10 yr old can't run a successful hosting biz alone beacause noone trusts him with they're games.

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MikeyP
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Granted, But he'll still be annoying.

Offtopic: Programmer Xtreme, Why did you say lock this thread? You are neither a mod, nor owner of the thread. You've been here less than 2 months. It is upto an owner of the thread or a moderater, to ask for it to be locked.
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Avan Madisen
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Mikey, you didn't wish, so I will:

I wish it was possible to snap my fingers. (and yell in pain)

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
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Programmer Xtreme
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granted but the pain makes you turn into an ant that gets eaten.



I wish people actually knew my age, 15.

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Granted, but then we couldnt flame you [jk]

Sorry forgot the wish before

I wish i had "Teh Codezz"
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granted but the code is print "j".


I wish I had a giant


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Manticore Night
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Granted, but it sinks, and you suffocate, painfully!

Quote: "I wish people actually knew my age, 15."
Your 15! I'm about your age! God, though you woulda grown out of being annoying by now.

I wish, that I was a beautiful as Richard Simmons

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