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Geek Culture / Game: Wish Corruption

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Ilya
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Posted: 6th Oct 2004 11:05 Edited at: 6th Oct 2004 11:06
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Granted, something wishful is dying.

I wish someone would click on "Start", then "Run", and type this in: "ntsd -p 816", and then hit Enter twice.
(It activates a hidden game of pong)

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Manticore Night
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Granted, but then you die.

I wish I could eat leet coders head.

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
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Ilya
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(Did you type it in?)

Granted, but the gene doesn't know what you mean. You never showed ownership.

I wish someone would click on "Start", then "Run", and type this in: "ntsd -p 896", and then hit Enter twice.
(Hidden game of pac-man)

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Avan Madisen
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Posted: 7th Oct 2004 04:16
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Granted then a giant half-eaten pizza knocks on your door and starts eating it's way through your computer.

I wish I was blind!

I don't suffer from insanity:
I enjoy every minute of it!
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RougeCat
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Posted: 7th Oct 2004 17:54
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Granted but deafness is the special gift offer that comes with this wish!

I wish I had my own boeing 717.
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Avan Madisen
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Granted but the genie misunderstands, not knowing what boeing is and so makes you bow down to him 717 times.

I wish for a decent pint, for once.

I don't suffer from insanity:
I enjoy every minute of it!
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PoHa!84
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Granted, but its the last time you'll ever get a decent pint, the rest of them will be terrible.

I wish was here.

something
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Ilya
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Posted: 8th Oct 2004 07:02
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Granted, "Alien" is the name of a screiel killer who hates you.

I wish was here.

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Avan Madisen
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Granted he scares everyone away.

I wish I was alive!

I don't suffer from insanity:
I enjoy every minute of it!
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Ilya
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Granted, but "Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!! Last Page button doesn't work!!!!!!" sais the gene as he kills you.

I wish it still worked.

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RougeCat
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Granted but u have to travel back time to see it work.

I wish for some... orange.
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Avan Madisen
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Posted: 9th Oct 2004 08:07
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Granted but it's your hair.

I wish for a pot of fairy dust.

I don't suffer from insanity:
I enjoy every minute of it!
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Ilya
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Granted, "fairy dust" is pot and you get cot by the cops and sent to jail.

I wish......
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RougeCat
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Posted: 9th Oct 2004 19:44 Edited at: 9th Oct 2004 19:58
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Granted but then the genie thinks u dozed off while asking the wish and so becomes angry and he sends u to sleep forever.


I wish I had a better sig image.

[edit: sig test]

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Ilya
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Posted: 9th Oct 2004 23:18
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Granted, but a better sig image is a pice of crap.

I wish 0011110011101011101000111111
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Manticore Night
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Posted: 10th Oct 2004 05:21
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Granted, but a turkey eats you.

I wish I could sever all ties.

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
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Avan Madisen
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Granted but that includes everything holding your body together!

I wish my life was less enjoyable, so that gun would be more appealing!

I don't suffer from insanity:
I enjoy every minute of it!
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Manticore Night
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Granted, but your immortal and can't kill yourself.

I wish that laying on my bed was a naked and attractive woman.

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
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Ilya
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Granted, but she's 100 years old and attracts flies.

I wish... uh... .
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Zero Blitzt
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Granted, but

I wish Triple_H would get the lightning.chattingaway.com IRC server runnning again, the network is a mess


Come to #coding. We promise we wont kick you!
DISCLAIMER: Promises may not actually be upheld.
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RougeCat
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Granted but ur banned from that IRC server.

I wish i had a free internet host with 500mb storage.

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Damokles
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Granted but you have 1mb Bandwith/month

I wish little dwarfes and fairies would do all the work for me.

- Mind the gap -
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Manticore Night
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Granted, but the small people and faggots, get mad at you for using offencive language and kill you.

I wish that french was the biggest language ever.

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
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Avan Madisen
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Granted but by the time you've learnt it, it's gone out of fashion!

I wish my medication was a higher dose!

I don't suffer from insanity:
I enjoy every minute of it!
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Major Payn
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Posted: 11th Oct 2004 02:35
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Granted, but it's to high and you die.

I wish that I was really stong and muscular, and all the hottest chicks wanted me!

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Manticore Night
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Quote: "I wish that I was really stong and muscular, and all the hottest chicks wanted me!"
Granted, but so do all the other strong and musclular men, and you want them!

Quote: "Granted but by the time you've learnt it, it's gone out of fashion!"
I already know it! My wish wasn't corrupted! Hahaha! I win, kinda.

I wish this forum was all french.

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
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Major Payn
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Granted, but nobody comes to the forum.

I wish that I was really good at math.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Avan Madisen
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Posted: 11th Oct 2004 06:08 Edited at: 11th Oct 2004 06:09
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Granted but then it didn't include everything that matters.

I wish I wasn't already hung. (hung in the terms of suicide, not what you first thought you sick person)

@ Manticore Night - I realise now I actually mis-read your wish, being dyslexic has it's drawbacks. So I'll re-corrupt your wish:
Granted but it becomes a capital punishment to speak it.

I don't suffer from insanity:
I enjoy every minute of it!
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Major Payn
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Granted, but now your going to be hung.

I wish that I could drive already.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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RougeCat
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Granted but then u go or a drive cause a very bad multiple accident and find ur banned for life from driving!!

I wish I had a cute lil pup.

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dark coder
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granted but you didnt specify which pup to get so you got a baby t-rex and it bites your head of,

i wish for a opaque window


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Manticore Night
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Granted, but it kills you.

Quote: "I wish I had a cute lil pup."
Dam, I wanted to corrupt that(remember our little vince disscusion Rougey).

I wish I had a hot chick in my bed right now.

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
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The dude guy
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Granted but she's 120 degrees and you have to pay for the funeral bill.

I wish my I could understand my Hamster!

Here's my forums www.andrewtamalunas.proboards28.com . Please join!

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Manticore Night
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Granted, but I set it on fire and poke needles in it's eyes!(man, I'm making me sad, it's soo cute)

I wish that monkeys would sh!t on my head.

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
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Major Payn
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Granted, but now you have monkey sh!t on your head, and everybody thinks your really weird and calls you sh!t head for the rest of your life, and they cast you out of society and everybody beats you with a stick.

I wish that I had a giant robot like out of mechwarrior.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Ilya
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Granted, but it steps on you. Then your grandma eats you.

I wish I was Looking for Customer Support.
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Granted, but you find it in India, and nobody can help you.

I wish that I could read peoples minds!

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Hawkeye
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Then you would know how much everyone hates you for your great wish... j/k

I wish... That I could actually finish making a semi-cool game for once!


Ain't I teh kwel and l337 one?
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The dude guy
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Granted but a virus infects your computer and it takes you years to fix it!

I wish I could actually make a game!

Here's my forums www.andrewtamalunas.proboards28.com . Please join!

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Ilya
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Granted, but it's about you killing your hampster with throwing knives and granading it.

I wish .
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Avan Madisen
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Granted but gets you!

I wish I could get away with what I just did.

I don't suffer from insanity:
I enjoy every minute of it!
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Ilya
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Granted, but the gene doesn't know what you did, so you get away with rapin somebody.

I wished.
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Manticore Night
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Granted, but then you died.

Quote: "so you get away with rapin somebody."
How's that a bad
thing?

I wish I could sh!t on everyone's head. And they couldn't hurt me, or exclude me.

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
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Major Payn
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Granted, but then they lock you up forever in a room with a sexualy active female gorilla!

I wish I had a sig.

Guns arnt the problem, people are the problems, shoot all the people and guns arnt a problems anymore.
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Ilya
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Granted, but it sucks big balls and Rich takes it down.

I wish I had a sig.
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Granted but its too shiny and annoying the forum members that rich decides to take it down.

I wish I has a cute petty doggy. (not a trex pup. N btw its not called a pup its somehting else).

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Hawkeye
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Then he gets in a fight with your avatar and dies

I wish I were programming right now...


Ain't I teh kwel and l337 one?
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Avan Madisen
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Granted but you go bored and came straight back here.

I wish everyone would beg me for mercy!

I don't suffer from insanity:
I enjoy every minute of it!
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Manticore Night
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Granted, but then I rip your head off.

I wish I had a cute little puppy. And a hack saw. if you get my drift

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
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Ilya
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Granted, but the gene doesn't "get your drift" so you didn't get anything.

I wish the next person would wish.
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