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Geek Culture / Game: Wish Corruption

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Ilya
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Posted: 26th Oct 2004 06:24
Granted, but whoever you ever cared about eats it.

I wish for a nice bowl of U-virus!

The default editor is fine.

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"
Avan Madisen
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Posted: 27th Oct 2004 06:16
Granted but it's sharper then a lemon and you can't ever talk again

I wish I liked myself.

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
Ilya
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Posted: 27th Oct 2004 08:20
Granted, but yourself didn't like you.

I wish you liked yourself.

The default editor is fine.

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"
Avan Madisen
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Posted: 28th Oct 2004 07:17
Granted but I'd have to spend even more time alone...

I wish my imagination wasn't quite so twisted.

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
Ilya
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Posted: 28th Oct 2004 07:23 Edited at: 28th Oct 2004 07:24
Granted, but your a hippie and go to peace whatevers and have to surrender your balls because Maddox said so.

I wish you had to surrender your balls.

The default editor is fine.

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"
Avan Madisen
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Posted: 29th Oct 2004 03:16
Granted but I've always wanted to give up golf.

I wish I could find that winning lottery ticket I bought a few weeks ago.

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
Manticore Night
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Posted: 29th Oct 2004 07:29
granted, but it's worthless.

i wish i was dead.

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Damokles
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Posted: 29th Oct 2004 07:42
granted, but you resurrect as a camel

I wish that Cleopatra comes back to life


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FROST Blade
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Posted: 29th Oct 2004 08:04
I wish fps creator would come out now already.
Ilya
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Posted: 29th Oct 2004 08:35
Granted, but the gene hates you for not granting and throws you off a cliff before you can use it.

I wish you would grant.

The default editor is fine.

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"
Manticore Night
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Posted: 29th Oct 2004 13:57
Granted, but that means he's Hugh Grant, and he bites your head off!

I wish I was Hugh Grant.

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
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Posted: 30th Oct 2004 05:46
Granted, then you would be to big and your legs would collapse.

I wish i was one of the testers for Halo 2
Ilya
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Posted: 30th Oct 2004 05:52
Granted, but it sux0rz so bad that it's actually a virus that blows up your computer.

I wish I was a ing .

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"


Quote: "We shouldn't sacrifice the truth to preserve "balance"."
Avan Madisen
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Posted: 30th Oct 2004 07:29
Granted but your ing days coming to an end when the spanish inquisition gets you.

I wish for a haggis.

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
Ilya
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Posted: 30th Oct 2004 08:06
Granted, but you shove it up your adollardollar and it gets stuck in your throat and you suffocate and die.

I wish that I was .

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"


Quote: "We shouldn't sacrifice the truth to preserve "balance"."
Oneka
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Posted: 30th Oct 2004 08:09
granted but your so mean that you start to have no one like you and you get ulgy and grown horns like on fable xD

I wish I had a endless supply of Ihop pancakes + butter + syrup OMG I NEED TO GO TO IHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Making better games everday!
Oh yeah and just so you know its Oh-nek-a not One-ka!
Ilya
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Posted: 30th Oct 2004 08:30
Granted, but you hop off a cliff.

I wish I was a .

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"


Quote: "We shouldn't sacrifice the truth to preserve "balance"."
Avan Madisen
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Posted: 31st Oct 2004 02:53
Granted but you end up after someone a on you and your final destination is .

I wish for a tall climb to jump off!

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
BCRICH WARLOCK
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Posted: 31st Oct 2004 04:29
Granted but the geenie is a crack head and throws you off of a train.. dont know why but he does

I wish that there were more hours in the day
FoxBlitzz
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Posted: 31st Oct 2004 04:39 Edited at: 31st Oct 2004 04:39
Granted, but there are less days in a week.

I wish that my Algebra homework wasn't so lengthy.

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Supremacy
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Posted: 31st Oct 2004 08:06
granted, but you end up losing All your future Algebra homeworks.

I wish i had friends to go out and have fun and not be so miserable.

Ilya
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Posted: 31st Oct 2004 09:37 Edited at: 31st Oct 2004 09:37
Granted, but the gene laughs at you, and your friends are all gay and blind and deaf.

I wish that was funny.

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"


Quote: "We shouldn't sacrifice the truth to preserve "balance"."
Supremacy
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Posted: 31st Oct 2004 09:37 Edited at: 31st Oct 2004 09:38
granted, but the genie makes you one of my friends, lol !

i wish i had 3 eyes (with wich i can see)

Ilya
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Posted: 31st Oct 2004 09:51
Granted, but the third eye is in your stomac, and is fully lighted.

I wish I wasn't one of your friends that you wished you had and nothing else.

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"


Quote: "We shouldn't sacrifice the truth to preserve "balance"."
Supremacy
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Posted: 1st Nov 2004 01:24
granted, but now you are a personal friend of elton jonh.

I wish i was a power source.

Ilya
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Posted: 1st Nov 2004 01:26
Granted, but you the power you provide is useless.

I wish I wasn't a power source.

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"


Quote: "We shouldn't sacrifice the truth to preserve "balance"."
Supremacy
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Posted: 1st Nov 2004 01:37
granted, but know you are a transistor.

i wish i wasnt missunderstood !

Ilya
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Posted: 1st Nov 2004 01:49
Granted, but you tell the cops that your going to kill them by accedent and would've been misunderstood if you haden't wished that.

I wish you were misunderstood more.

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"


Quote: "We shouldn't sacrifice the truth to preserve "balance"."
Benjamin
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Posted: 1st Nov 2004 01:51 Edited at: 1st Nov 2004 01:53
Not granted. SP sux0rs, why should we try to missunderstand him more??

AKA teh great Pet Rat.
Peace sells...but who's buying??
Avan Madisen
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Posted: 1st Nov 2004 04:30
@ Ilya - Granted but then we all have to follow suit.

I wish I could make people understand the misinterpretations of the understandings of interpretations of this world.

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
Ilya
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Posted: 1st Nov 2004 04:38 Edited at: 1st Nov 2004 04:39
Granted, but understanding the misinterpretations causes them to understand infinity reasons to kill you.

I wish that you understood the misinterpritations caused by you that misinterpritate the understanding of interpritations of misinterpritations of interpritaions of this misinterpritation.

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"


Quote: "We shouldn't sacrifice the truth to preserve "balance"."
Avan Madisen
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Posted: 1st Nov 2004 04:42
Granted but then I'd be right.

I wish that I wasn't the only one who made sense of all that!

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
Ilya
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Posted: 1st Nov 2004 04:58
Granted, I made scence of it too.

I wish you would undermine the misunderstanding of your understanding of my misunderstanding of understanding.

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"


Quote: "We shouldn't sacrifice the truth to preserve "balance"."
Avan Madisen
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Posted: 1st Nov 2004 05:17
Granted it means you don't matter any more.

I wish I was undermined...

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
Manticore Night
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Posted: 1st Nov 2004 09:57
Granted, but then you take everyone up the
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I wish I was a turkish stripper.

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Avan Madisen
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Posted: 2nd Nov 2004 03:35
Granted but I don't think anyone would want to see a stipping christmas meal... oh, ah, you said turkish, sorry...

I wish for a waterslide.

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
Ilya
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Posted: 2nd Nov 2004 04:49
Granted, but when you slide down it, your balls get stuck at the top.

I wish that you went down your waterslide and that happened.

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"


Quote: "We shouldn't sacrifice the truth to preserve "balance"."
Manticore Night
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Posted: 2nd Nov 2004 07:21
Granted, but I eat them.

I wish I had some salt for those.

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
Ilya
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Posted: 2nd Nov 2004 07:45
Granted, but you choke on them.

I wish you were bald.

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"


Quote: "We shouldn't sacrifice the truth to preserve "balance"."
Manticore Night
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Posted: 2nd Nov 2004 07:49
Granted, but it's only my a$$ that's bald.

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
Ilya
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Posted: 2nd Nov 2004 08:07
I wish you'd wish.

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"


Quote: "We shouldn't sacrifice the truth to preserve "balance"."
The Real 87
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Posted: 2nd Nov 2004 13:09 Edited at: 2nd Nov 2004 13:10
You're wish is granted, but in an attempt to understand how that wish could be granted your head explodes.

I wish that I had 87 87s and 4 4s.

This is my counting program

do: print "87" : loop
The Real 87
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Posted: 2nd Nov 2004 13:11
I wish that everyone would look at this picture...



This is my counting program

do: print "87" : loop
Ilya
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Posted: 3rd Nov 2004 03:45
Granted, but the person in it is you, and you trip and fall off a cliff.

I wish dat happened.

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"


Quote: "We shouldn't sacrifice the truth to preserve "balance"."
Manticore Night
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Posted: 3rd Nov 2004 06:19
granted, but it's too beautiful to corrupt.

I wish I bit myself off,

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Avan Madisen
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Posted: 3rd Nov 2004 06:19 Edited at: 3rd Nov 2004 06:22
Granted but you don't get any ketchup to go with you.

I wish for a chainsaw, it's about time they legalise euthanasia! Muahahahahaha!

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
Ilya
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Posted: 3rd Nov 2004 06:24
Granted, but you drop it somewhere and can't do a person.

I wish dat happened.

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"


Quote: "We shouldn't sacrifice the truth to preserve "balance"."
Avan Madisen
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Posted: 3rd Nov 2004 06:26
Granted it falls on you foot and cuts your toes off.

I wish people would use their imaginations when corrupting wishes.

I don't suffer from insanity:

I enjoy every minute of it!
Ilya
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Posted: 3rd Nov 2004 06:49
Granted, but we do, just not a lot.

I wish you imagened the consequences of misunderstanding.

Quote: "I've seen the word programming and I'm not sure what it means. Anybody please explain?"


Quote: "We shouldn't sacrifice the truth to preserve "balance"."
Manticore Night
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Posted: 3rd Nov 2004 07:00
Granted, but I imagine that it involves you, a a rope and a tree shreder.

I wish I had a tree shreder.

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)

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