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Geek Culture / What if... The universe was made using Darkbasic!

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Bozzy
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Posted: 6th May 2007 16:23
Hi,

I had a random thought, when I was waiting for our crap shower to actually work. What if the universe was made using DarkBASIC Pro!
It's a weird thought, but imagine!

e.g.

If cleanseall = true then cleanse_universe()

Cheers,
Bozzy
jasonhtml
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Posted: 6th May 2007 16:58
then we'd have to congradulate the person who made this world for the first MMO in DBP

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Posted: 6th May 2007 17:18
I'd give it a rating of D-
+character interaction
+many professions
-no originality
-to many bugs
-crappy abilities
-once you create a character, your stuck with it till death

I'm sorry,but universe is just a crappy game, and would not suggest it to anyone. Maybe when they release a patch to fix the major issues, I'll try it again...but for now, I'm sticking to "Day Dreaming".

MOONDOG

dark coder
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Posted: 6th May 2007 17:20
Then there would be black holes everywhere.

Tom J
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Posted: 6th May 2007 17:20 Edited at: 6th May 2007 17:21
I can picture it now, a temple filled with people worshipping Lee Bamber and the rest of the TGC staff for creating the program that 'created the world'.

Grandma
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Posted: 6th May 2007 18:14
@ Moondog

Well you don't really create the character yourself, but the lvl 33 accountant and lvl 35 lawyer that acts plays the role of tutors to learn you how things are done in this MMO. Often these socalled "parents" can boost your character, but sometimes they just slow you down. That's what makes this MMO great, the flexibility.

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Jimmy
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Posted: 6th May 2007 18:23
Quote: "That's what makes this MMO great, the flexibility."


Literally.

Matt Rock
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Posted: 6th May 2007 19:07 Edited at: 6th May 2007 19:07
I gave this some thought, but then I walked around the block a few times and came to the conclusion that it's impossible, because I didn't get stuck in mid-air anywhere (that's an FPSC joke, btw )

But on the flipside, I've been saying for years and years now, since around 2000 actually, that god is a 10-year old girl playing Sims. Sims 2 had to come out and mess with my vision but eh, I stand by my claims! But Sims 2 had an interesting feature where your Sim could play the Sims, so if you think about it... someone real is playing the sims right now, and we're playing the sims, and our sims are playing the sims, and their sims are playing the sims...

Yes, I know... I just blew your mind. I get that a lot lol


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Posted: 6th May 2007 19:12
They'd be intergalatic war over who is the greatest, the two biggest empires being those who love Lee and then those who love Rich...and wannabes like me leading a pack of worshipping rats...
Matt, dare I say it, I totally agree with you...It wasn't my fault I killed you, I had no control!

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Posted: 6th May 2007 19:35
it would be inposable becose everything would be lo poly! it isant.
althow i guss that if computers wore powerfal enugh then you could make a program that modals using fundimental particals and simple laws of phisics.

from my own experiance the univerce seems to be driven by what people are thincing, old scince fiction is becoming true. if this is corect then the end of the univerce and the future of the human race is completly in there hands.

learn blender, you will never regret it.
Bozzy
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Posted: 6th May 2007 19:54
I feel that the computer running the universe v1.0 has:

Intel Pentium 405643905728642374612379463124962384612323794623956912346297462391746237694271864736993247123964723569807406741289743902



349235714365123434384245555555523645326452318493246512384GB HDD (46274676879623rpm) etc......
Grandma
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Posted: 6th May 2007 20:02
Quote: "349235714365123434384245555555523645326452318493246512384GB HDD (46274676879623rpm) etc......"


I think they will measure their HDD space in yottabyte by then.....or something even more

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Cash Curtis II
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Posted: 6th May 2007 20:16
If the universe were made with DarkBasic, then this forum would be our direct link to God, and he'd be ignoring our requests exactly the same as he already does. Thanks 'Lee'.

Also, if it were, the universe would crash as soon as DirectX got upgraded. Haha, existence.


Come see the WIP!
Grandma
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Posted: 6th May 2007 20:35 Edited at: 6th May 2007 20:39
If it crashed, would we even know? I think we would all be on "pause", trough the recompile and continue on our marry ways without sensing a thing afterwards.

Edit. or perhaps we would "fly back" to the last character save (sleep), and start the day over again without remembering that we have been trough that already.......could explain the deja-vu feeling.

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zenassem
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Posted: 6th May 2007 20:54
Well that would explain why only half the things around my house work! LOL!

Phaelax
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Posted: 6th May 2007 21:10
Quote: "-once you create a character, your stuck with it till death"


Not if you aquire the special "surgery" pack!


It makes sense though. You ever got in trouble for something you didn't do? That's the compiler coming up with the wrong line number!


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Posted: 6th May 2007 21:13
Comedians would find it easier to create 1-Liners.

Dared1111
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Posted: 6th May 2007 21:28
Then for some this is what they FEEL their life is

death=rnd(90)
do

loop until age=death
end

dont be depressed

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Matt Rock
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Posted: 7th May 2007 00:00
Those people just need to get outside more often


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Posted: 7th May 2007 00:15 Edited at: 7th May 2007 00:17
All mathematics would have rounding errors 1.000000456 in it : and no-one would ever use the full stop in sentences : instead everything would be written on one looong wrap around line only seperated by : hehehehe

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RUCCUS
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Posted: 7th May 2007 03:04
Come to think of it, having a TGC MMO would be really cool. I know DarkTOPIA was an attempt, but it'd still be cool. The idea comes around like once a year but we really should get some of the more experienced coders around here and make the game. Thered be TGC headquarters (like the forums, in a huge pyramid, on a mountain, with lightning...) and... yeah, itd be pretty sweet.

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Posted: 7th May 2007 03:07
It sure would be pretty cool.

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Zotoaster
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Posted: 7th May 2007 03:13
Yeah someone should start a project to make it and invite people in who can help good. Who's willing to do it?

Benjamin
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Posted: 7th May 2007 03:22
I'd be willing to help with the networking side of things.

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Posted: 7th May 2007 05:04
I'd be willing to help with the support. "You can do it!" See? I'm already helping.

Let's hope the programmer of our real world MMO didn't use this in his code:

population = deaths/0

Hobgoblin Lord
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Quote: "But on the flipside, I've been saying for years and years now, since around 2000 actually, that god is a 10-year old girl playing Sims. Sims 2 had to come out and mess with my vision but eh, I stand by my claims! But Sims 2 had an interesting feature where your Sim could play the Sims, so if you think about it... someone real is playing the sims right now, and we're playing the sims, and our sims are playing the sims, and their sims are playing the sims..."


So thats why when I came home the toilet was missing.

indi
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Posted: 7th May 2007 08:02
dark matter would be a lot more expensive!

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Posted: 7th May 2007 08:12
lol

to the ones thats trapped inside of you, this is it!!
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I'd help with the modeling and graphics side. After my exams are over though.

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Quote: "So thats why when I came home the toilet was missing."


No, it just got tired of putting up with your crap.

badump ching

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Posted: 7th May 2007 12:41 Edited at: 7th May 2007 12:41
I would help with the "philosophical" side of coding!
And some other stuff as well, like making a small house situated on the outskirts of FPSC town inhabited by small cats wearing suits and bowties, selling ancient egyptian stopwatches for 25 DBP... DarkBASIC Pounds!

And thats an insight into how my mind thinks!

Edit:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edit Again:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bozzy
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Although I'm toddling off to uni, I'll try to help in the modelling department where possible, I should be able to create normal mapped objects and hopefully I'll be grabbing Zbrush 3 soon.
lol@ Jimmy...

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I don't know what I'd do. Probably the GUI and alot of the system/engine stuffs.

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would this alter people's walking or other acitivties. What if too many people clump in one spot, will the world crash ?

Satchmo
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The world is not made in darkbasic. If it was, time would be going in reverse it would be sync rate -1000. My guess is there just wouldnt be enough ram.

Michael S
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Posted: 8th May 2007 05:02
If the universe was made with dark basic then we would have a lot more fun. We could customize stuff to our liking and we could fly.

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Remember the stock market crash in 1929? Yeah that was upgrade 5.8

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Posted: 8th May 2007 05:35 Edited at: 8th May 2007 05:36
How do we know that this existence, isn't low poly. Do the characters in our games see themselves as low poly, or do they see themselves as just being normal and their environment as normal.

As they say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

As I use to say as a mere pup, how do we know that we are real, how do we know that we are not just part of another persons dream. How could we know that we are not a computer game sim being played by some acne faced nerd without a social life living in his mothers basement?

Just remember George Bush is president of the United States, doesn't that sound like a coding glitch to you?
Steve J
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Posted: 8th May 2007 05:37
No it sounds more like a rnd.

pleading and needing and bleeding and breeding and feeding exceeding..where is everybody? trying and lying defying denying crying and dying..where is everybody?
Zombie 20
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burn

Person99
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Quote: "What if the universe was made using DarkBASIC Pro!"
Then I would never use DBPro again. Some bug here or there got idiots in the government!

Plus, that would mean that Microsoft was god! Or maybe the new version of DBpro that was not used to make our universe only ran in direct X, while the one God used to create the earth used .PAR.

Why didn't God release his version of DBPro? Ours sucks in all fields!

Code in DBPro for the universe:


Dang, I want God's version.

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Phaelax
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Posted: 8th May 2007 19:59
The universe is expanding -> DB upgrade packs

Expands at an accelerating rate -> CPU and moore's law

Furthest objects in space take 13 billion years for the light to reach us -> poor BUS speeds


Maybe we're just stuck in the Matrix?


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90% of the universe is invisible due to something called 'Dark Matter'.

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Alquerian
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They also say the overall 'color' of the visible universe is beige, aka #F0DA8D.

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That would explain why there are so many queues everywhere!

Its that damn Z-fighting issue again! Will god ever set his camera ranges to reasonable amounts? I mean is it really necessary for him to see the whole of earth at once?

And why do the graphics have to be so bad???

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Who cares about the graphics, so long as the ladies have realistic bump mapping support!

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Posted: 8th May 2007 21:15
Where's a nude patch when you need one?


Since the other one was scaring you guys so much...
Grandma
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Posted: 8th May 2007 21:55
There's something wrong with my charater account, yesterday i ate shrimps.... i've never liked shrimps, but i ate some yesterday and enjoyed it. Someone has hacked my account!!

Quote: "Where's a nude patch when you need one? "


You don't have one?

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Phaelax
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Quote: "90% of the universe is invisible due to something called 'Dark Matter'."


I think its more between 70-80% is dark matter. Theoretically, its the cause of the acceleration in the universe.


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Posted: 9th May 2007 07:11
AWW SNAPPIKINS!

So, if the universe was made in DBP then aliens do exist.


For they had to make this universe for us! =P BTW my aliens name is Bobilirerieeiwq. He's 29 years old and likes some weird sport called bad mitten....

"I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road."

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