That's because you're the Godfather of Paris, you and your family are untouchable.
Quote: "England has too many 'Innit' groups for my liking lol"
Casual people then
Note 'innit' was around before chavs, unless you wanna call my drunk Irish Nan a chav...heck unless you wanna me a chav, yeh innit, bruv, fink you iz wellard innit, say it to mah face, I'z bust you up allz like!
Yes anyway.
Quote: "a bunch of idiots that require education lol"
They have education. the education is just dumbed down, I wasn't exactly taught well in school, especially as my teacher in year 10 and 11 herself was a chav and was awful. They say A Levels and GCSEs are getting easier, that's wrong, they just taught worse with the bar lowering to the teaching quality of people.
Quote: "I dunno... what country would you recommend? I always quite fancied Canada."
Perhaps Sweden or Norway - apperently those are quite laid back countries and well they are the two top rich countries for the welfare of children (whilst England is at the bottom) so if you wanna raise kids, that's a good place. Canada isn't too bad either. If want something warmer and further south, Italy or Greece are places I'd have in mind. If I were famous, I'd go for Spain (So the media don't invade my privacy.)
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