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Fallout
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Posted: 6th Jun 2007 14:09 Edited at: 6th Jun 2007 14:10
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I think you mean, "I'm thuper, thanks for asthkin". South park is great. How about ...

"Hooooooooooowdy ho!"


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Matt Rock
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lol Snowblind I forgot to mention that Band of Brothers quote! Another of my favorites from BoB is when Compton sees his two friends blown to bits in Bastogne and he goes "muh...muh...muh... MEDIC!" before dropping his helmet. I think that's the greatest line in television history in terms of being emotionally powerful. But eh, this is more about funny quotes, so how's about I quote David Schwimmer as he charges Curahee:

"High Ho Silver!"

Hilarious! And he's wearing short-shorts, it makes it classic. Probably the best line he's ever had, lol


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Quote: "The people that speaks in metaphores oughta shampoo my "#$%&"

Melvin Udall- "As Good as it Gets".
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"I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of bubble gum."

Roddy Piper,Duke Nukem and scores of pretenders.

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"There is no I in team... nor is there an x, an r, a q, or 18 other letters"

IM NEVER ONLINE TILL SOMETIME AT NIGHT!!! god dont expect me to be sitting at my computer all the time
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Quote: "Politics and administration is for someone who is not so passionate."


-indi

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Posted: 7th Jun 2007 12:53
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Quote: "I highly recommend Philip"


-Phillip



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Posted: 7th Jun 2007 16:07 Edited at: 7th Jun 2007 16:09
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Wow... Most of those quotes mean absolutely nothing to me... They have not context at all, and end up just being very random sentances.

Anyhoo, here's one from The 12th Man CD:

Quote: "Security: "Blow, or I'll freeze you away!"
Richy Beno: "Alright security, take them out"
Security: "My pleasure, Mr Beno!"
*click* *click* [cocking his gun]
Richy: "No, no, I mean take them out of the building!"
Security: "Oh, right you are Mr Beno!""


And another one I have stuck on my Dorm room Door:

Quote: "You come to Love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly"

- Sam Keen

Finally, a Jack Handy quote:
Quote: "The other day, I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got into my pyjamas, I have no idea!"


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Van B
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Posted: 7th Jun 2007 16:21
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Quote: "They have not context at all, and end up just being very random sentances."


Quote: "The other day, I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got into my pyjamas, I have no idea!"


Hmmmmm, those quotes seem just as random!, unless an elephant really is running round in your PJ's I'd accuse that last quote of the same crime of 'no context' .


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Posted: 7th Jun 2007 16:42
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Guess what I was watching last night ...

Quote: ""Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast."
-Ace Rimmer"





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Dazzag
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Posted: 7th Jun 2007 18:24
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Quote: "Guess what I was watching last night ..."
Hah, yes, probably best quote ever. What a guy... I actually used that on these forums a few days for a perfectly good reason.

I don't swing that way, but what a guy...

Oh, and the context thing is a good point. Apart from the obviously brilliant Red Dwarf line and the horror saviour that is Darkplace. Obviously... Anyway, my Ted quote was from the fast show where they play a drinking game where you have to put vegetables before each word of a sentence. Ted's boss comes in with important news, but they make him join in. Then he does the line of "Tomato Ted Obergine Your Potato Wifes Turnip Dead". Brilliant Afterwards he sings "You were always on my mind" at the funeral. Which is brilliant (BRILLIANT!!!! - another link. Nevermind...) because he keeps looking at Ted. Basically he loves Ted but never mentions it. Very amusing.

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I have many quotes in my head but my all time personal favorite has to be:

"Don't listen to him! He's drunk on CHEESE!" - Scrubs


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Van, that last one wasn't meant to have any context, that's the whole thing.
It's more of a one-liner than something quotable, but I didn't say it, so I'm quoting it

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Didn't Shaft say "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of bubble gum"? If he did, it was looong before Duke Nukem was a concept... I have no idea who or what a Roddy Piper is though. But I think Shaft said it first, at any rate, hehe.


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Posted: 7th Jun 2007 22:34
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Quote: "I have no idea who or what a Roddy Piper is though"


What you never saw Hell comes to Frogtown?????

He was a wrestler 70's 80's even early 90's I think. Aound the time of Greg the Hammer, Andre, Early Hogan. He wore a kilt all the time and had a habit of smaking people silly with bagpipes. IIRC he also had a saturday morning cartoon for awhile.

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Actually the movie he said that in was called "They Live"...I think.

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Yeah, I never watched wrestling as kid. I grew up in a boxing house .


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Posted: 8th Jun 2007 01:23 Edited at: 8th Jun 2007 01:34
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Hmmm... Maybe the whole song "Kickapoo" by Tenacious D. I won't post the text here beacuse of language used in it.

(don't remember who said anything of these and I've translated it fast, so probably there are many mistakes)
Quote: "You was right. But we had the guns"

Quote: "We wanted good, but it ended like always."

Quote: "Truth is like someone's bottom. Everybady has his own."


Make games, not war.

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Quote: "Walrus?"


One of the questions to the Darkbasic developers on IRC, I think it was by Philip .

That's not as bad as you think you said.
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Quote: "
German officer:Name?
Dolas:Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz. From Brzozowice Górne in Brzeskie County."

A Famous quote from famous polish comedy. I don't know if you'll have font problems with polish letters but probably you'll have a problem with reading it properly

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Posted: 8th Jun 2007 02:47 Edited at: 8th Jun 2007 02:48
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Whenever I come across a quote I like, I write it into my quotes text file.

1. "The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination" - Tommy Lasorda

2. "Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?"
"Who shall watch the watchers?" (not sure of origin)

3. "Never let your schooling interfere with your education" - Mark Twain

4. "we're not changing the world, we're building a product that helps people buy crap and watch porn" - Seagate CEO


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"Sure, I might have invented it. But I think Bill, made it famous." David Bradley - IBM R&D (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zADyh0JQh8)

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Posted: 8th Jun 2007 04:15 Edited at: 8th Jun 2007 04:16
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Roddy Piper and Billy Blanks starred in... BACK IN ACTION!!

(This quote isn't from Back in Action)
- Dude, were here for a history report, not a babe report!
- Those are some historic babes dude!!

Great movie. Freaking great. Know it?

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Of course there is always "Gimme the codez!!!!" and "I hates books!!!" etc.

Cheers

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Current fave quote : "She was like a candle in the wind.... unreliable...."
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure Greenlig?


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Quote: ""Sure, I might have invented it. But I think Bill, made it famous." David Bradley - IBM R&D (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zADyh0JQh8)"


Perfect.

E.D.

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Quote: "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

There is no such thing as public opinion. There is only published opinion.

You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else. "


Winston Churchill

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Quote: ""I'm gonna kill you with my teacup""


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Quote: "Life is hard. It's harder when you're stupid."


"There will always be evil, for, without evil, the good shall lose their virtue."
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Quote: "Either our society is crippled, or Paris Hilton is a virgin to be worshipped"

Jon Stewart

Quote: "Prescription drug companies always say 'tell your doctor'... Shouldn't your doctor tell you?"

Bill Maher


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Quote: "Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, ya eunuch jelly thou!"




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"It’s no secret that really hot chicks aren’t held up to the same standards of communication that the rest of the humans are, but it’s really kind of shocking when you witness just how little some of them have in the tank. They just realized really early in life, that they’re sexually attractive, and that people are going to be nice to them no matter what, and that if they’re around men, they’ll always be the center of attention, now matter how little they have to say. They just figured, f*ck it… I’ll just bank on this."

- Joe Rogan

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"There is a tide in the affairs of men,
Which taken at the flood, leads on to fortune.
Omitted, all the voyage of their life is
bound in shallows and in miseries.
On such a full sea are we now afloat.
And we must take the current when it serves,
or lose our ventures"

-William Shakespeare


I'm in the process of writing a piece of literature in which I state quotes I favor or quotes I have made (which means they aren't quotes), and I describe each and my perspective on them.

That one up there is my all time favorite.


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napoleon dynamite
:Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.:



haha lets rock this world.
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lmao, Shadow heart, that ones an all time great.


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