Bugger, that's very restrictive and crazy in my opinion, no wonder you're a lost cause.
Personally, I think parents shouldn't do that, it actually tends to turn out for the worst...jeez you got to have your privacy man - my parents didn't do anything like that when I was growing up - what I did with my time was none of their business and the freedom let me become my own person.
Not saying they're bad parents Jordan mate, but that makes them sound pretty strict and very mistrusting. (I always think when you don't have trust in your kids, then they're not going to express any patterns of true trustworthiness.)
But to be honest, do you really have anything to hide to make this scrambler and to undermine your parents (I mean, sounds like they don't trust you enough, for whatever reason it may be, but undermining them like that would problem make them even tougher...but I don't know, as A-It's not really my business to know what your parents are like and B- I have a very tiny piece of information about them and I'm coming to conclusions based on that.
Hakuna Matata