Once upon a time, in a land not so far away and that smelled like rotten cabbages, there was a little boy named Armando.
Armando, like most boys, enjoyed athletic activities and sports, although he was rather horrible at playing frisbee. But that was a small matter.
A few weeks before he started school, the town mayor approached.
"Armando", said the mayor, "there is a great crisis and it requires your talent at frisbee. Please come at once to my office."
"But....."
I lost interest in writing. Never mind, that story would have sucked anyhoo.
If MaxPoints=<9000
GoSub FAIL
Else If MaxPoints=>9000
GoSub EPIC_WIN
EndIf
......
If Points=<-9000
GoSub EPIC_FAIL
EndIf

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