NO!!! Pink ELEPHANTS!
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So, this little piece of rope walked into a bar/pub one day and asked the bartender for a drink.
"I'm sorry", said the bartender, "but we do not serve your kind here." The little rope exited sadly.
On the second day, the rope once again tried to ask for a drink.
"No", began the bartender, "we do not serve your kind here. Leave and don't come back!"
Feeling all dejected, the rope left again. "
Wrong, on the third day, the rope walked in, unraveled himself at one end, and then tied that end in a knot.
He then asked for a drink.
The bartender said, "Are you still a rope?"
"No," Said the rope. "I'm a frayed knot!"