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Geek Culture / [STICKY] The Posting Competition

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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 28th Sep 2009 06:09 Edited at: 28th Sep 2009 06:09
HA!caps

w00t! THIS POST IS OVER 9000!

-Yodaman Jer.

flashing snall
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Posted: 28th Sep 2009 06:11
Hol.e crap cakes!

Herakles
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Posted: 28th Sep 2009 06:13 Edited at: 28th Sep 2009 06:16
I'm so confused...



For me, it says that the previous post to this one was #9009! Which means that the 9000th was quite a few posts back... I'm confused...

Swordfight! My cheesy little first game!
http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=147808&b=36

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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 28th Sep 2009 06:15 Edited at: 28th Sep 2009 06:16
@Herakles:

I, as The Posting Competition winner, shall enlighten you to the secret of your confusion.

The actual post counter is inside of the thread, right under the last post. The counter you see on the outside counts every ad, and so the total is different.

Thus I got the 9,001st post.

-Yodaman Jer.

Herakles
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Posted: 28th Sep 2009 06:17 Edited at: 28th Sep 2009 06:18
Ah, I see. But I'm still confused. Which counts, the 9000th or the 9001st? I haven't wasted my time reading most of the previous pages in this thread...

Swordfight! My cheesy little first game!
http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=147808&b=36
BMacZero
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Posted: 28th Sep 2009 06:18 Edited at: 28th Sep 2009 06:35
I'll post scores in a sec, I'm debugging a new awards system...

EDIT: Newer scores available.



Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 28th Sep 2009 06:28
The 9,001st counts. EVERYONE BOW BEFORE ME!!!!

Okay, just kidding. Seriously. It was fun, but...I'm done now.

Just kidding. I'm not. Just kidding, I was just kidding about kidding. Just kidding, I was totally lying. Just kidding, I wasn't lying. Just kidding, I was. I am awesome, just kidding.

Er...uh...I GOT 9,001st POST!!

-Yodaman Jer.

Herakles
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Posted: 28th Sep 2009 06:32
If you say that you are kidding, it means that you were kidding when your said you were kidding, therefore you have created a paradox that will tear the universe apart. Damn you, Yodaman Jer, you destroyed the whole universe with your paradoxes about just being kidding!

But in order for me to post this, the universe cannot be destroyed. Since I said it was destroyed, yet it is not, I have created another paradox that will erase the universe from existance entirely... oops...

Swordfight! My cheesy little first game!
http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=147808&b=36
BMacZero
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Posted: 28th Sep 2009 06:33 Edited at: 28th Sep 2009 06:41
If anyone wishes to put forth ideas for more Posting Comp Awards, I will add them

Also, HC, you finally have your official credits


2180 Points
Omega gamer 89 - 1296 posts

1767 Points
BMacZero - 468 posts

971 Points
Insert Name Here - 562 posts

650 Points
Matuka - 430 posts

565 Points
Venge (Santa) - 605 posts

520 Points
AndrewT - 225 posts

510 Points
Herakles - 24 posts

460 Points
Grandma - 502 posts

427 Credits
Happy Cheesecake - 382 posts

260 Points
Zeus - 263 posts
That1Smart Guy - 122 posts

200 Points
Seppuku Arts - 75 posts

148 Points
Yodaman Jer - 364 posts - Over 9000 Award!

142 Points
flashing snall - 222 posts

140 Points
NeX the Fairly Fast Ferret - 125 posts

120 Points
Irojo - 60 posts

113 Points
Neuro Fuzzy - 143 posts - Most Double Posts Award! (21)

97 Points
Toasty Fresh - 132 posts

92 Points
Aaron Miller - 183 posts

80 Points
lazerus - 268 posts
TheZachadoodle - 40 posts

70 Points
ShaunRW - 64 posts
Cong - 44 posts

69 Points
Benjamin - 49 posts

30 Points
thenerd - 69 posts
Jenkins - 14 posts

20 Points
Gunn3r - 16 posts
Aurum Knight - 12 posts
feiting shadow - 2 posts

0 Points
OBese87 - 31 posts
The Fps Creator rocks! - 20 posts
ZFletch1 - 16 posts
Thraxas - 2 posts
ThatOther Person - 1 posts
Kravenwolf - 1 posts



Herakles
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Posted: 28th Sep 2009 06:43
How about this: "The Most Random and Pointless Post Yet Award"

Swordfight! My cheesy little first game!
http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=147808&b=36
BMacZero
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Posted: 28th Sep 2009 06:45
TBH I'm not looking forward to training the program to identify the most random and pointless post



Neuro Fuzzy
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Posted: 28th Sep 2009 07:05
wait, so if my score was halved each time i double posted, then I have 143*2^21 points, right?

[/wishful thinking]

yeah, i know that some of em weren't counted, and its cumulative.

Still, i'm just gonna go around saying i have 299892736 pointz
Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 28th Sep 2009 07:05
Quote: "148 Points
Yodaman Jer - 364 posts - Over 9000 Award!"


Heck yeah.

-Yodaman Jer.

Herakles
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Posted: 28th Sep 2009 07:19
Quote: "TBH I'm not looking forward to training the program to identify the most random and pointless post"


You gave Yodaman Jer the "Over 9000 Award". You could do something like that for whoever you deem to have posted the the most random and pointless post yet.

Swordfight! My cheesy little first game!
http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=147808&b=36
BMacZero
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Posted: 28th Sep 2009 16:41
Well, that was a simple matter of counting posts, not trying to identify randomness. I guess if you all want to nominate some posts I could put it in manually.



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Posted: 28th Sep 2009 18:12
tbh
tbh
tbh
tbh
tbh
tbh
tbh
tbh
tbh
tbh
tbh
tbh
tbh
tbh I'm pretty honest.

lazerus
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Posted: 28th Sep 2009 18:15 Edited at: 28th Sep 2009 18:43
buying stufff on ebay for a freind yay...

Edit bought stuff for a friend on ebay.

dropped cash off in bank acc, bought haribo lots of haribo...

"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes, That way, i wouldn't have your problems"
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Insert Name Here
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Posted: 28th Sep 2009 19:29
How about:
Lowest average score per post award

which would effectively be the lowest scoring highest posting person.

And obviously Highest average score per post award

lazerus
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Posted: 28th Sep 2009 20:47
That would be my title INH

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JZ28
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Posted: 28th Sep 2009 21:20
lazerus
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Posted: 28th Sep 2009 21:36 Edited at: 28th Sep 2009 21:42
Time is not a single perseption, to think how i think, then you must view them all at once, Past present and future events. It makes sense to see this coming. Bc was on his way to perfecting his code, and a simple add on to calculate the set ratio between posts and points was envitable, a award would not be far off.

I simply planned ahead.

The only infactuation with this, is the desire, you cant change it for the better no matter how hard i try. I look at the pain and must let it be. If i interfer no matter how small, the raeti's word is snowballed untill it is realesed, causing sigificantly more damage...

"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes, That way, i wouldn't have your problems"
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Zeus
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Posted: 28th Sep 2009 22:17
Damn you confuse me. :p

Fallout3fan
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Posted: 28th Sep 2009 22:27 Edited at: 15th Feb 2018 02:59
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Happy Cheesecake
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Posted: 28th Sep 2009 23:09 Edited at: 28th Sep 2009 23:12
THIS POST IS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Thanks BMac, I finally feel accomplished now that my points have been transferred into credits. My soul purpose is now fulfilled. I can pass away peacefully...

NeX the Fairly Fast Ferret
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Posted: 28th Sep 2009 23:15
Quote: "Wait what the fuggle berries!?"


It's been pointed out many times by myself once. The external counter is also counting the advertisements whilst the internal counter is not.

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Posted: 28th Sep 2009 23:16
Burn. Good one, NeX. I don't think he'll recover from that personal attack. Next time take it easy on him, though.

lazerus
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Posted: 28th Sep 2009 23:18
Blade runner was a amazing film.

Try, Children of men, or Tears of the sun and Blood diamond

Each a very good film in thier own.

Am surpirsed nobody understood the raeti's word reference.

Oh well, too much to ask.


I stand on the edge of this abyss. The unknown lies below. Everything tells me ill die, every sense screams stop.
But I have no need to trust them. That first step, that emptiness I fall towards the mystery of this world and embrace it with a smile.
I said I would follow you to the end of the earth.
And I have.

Delusions of a Adgio.

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-Laz

"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes, That way, i wouldn't have your problems"
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Posted: 28th Sep 2009 23:20
...Laz, your posts have too much meaning in them. I'm going to have to ask you to tone it down a little for the sake of the Posting Competitions' near uselessness.


Thanks-

NeX the Fairly Fast Ferret
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Posted: 28th Sep 2009 23:39
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Anyone who can guess what I was keyboard guitaring gets their name grgraffitied in a backalley in the map I'm just about to turn in as a project.

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Posted: 28th Sep 2009 23:44 Edited at: 15th Feb 2018 03:00
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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 29th Sep 2009 00:03
Quote: "yriryriryriryroryroryroryorfhkffhfkfhfkfhflfhflfhflfhjsfsjsfsjsfsjsfsksfsksfsrueuwuquwueuruefffttuuujjuuiijjjiippp;p;p;;uiujhjkuiujhjkuiujhjkoijuoijuoijuoijuoojjoojjoojjoojjpppoi;lk;lk;lk..,m,nbbyhbbyhbbhyhyhyyhyhyhujyhbbyhbbhybbhyhyyhyhyhyhyhyhyyhhytgyh zzzzzdzzzzdfzzzdzzzdfzzzzdzzzdfzzzdzzzdddssahhhgdhhhtehhhgdgtdfrsdsewasqw"


"The Saints Go Marching In"?

-Yodaman Jer.

NeX the Fairly Fast Ferret
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Posted: 29th Sep 2009 00:06
No

Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 29th Sep 2009 00:09
Iron Man? Sweet Child O' Mine? Working For the Weekend?

-Yodaman Jer.

NeX the Fairly Fast Ferret
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Posted: 29th Sep 2009 00:10
No no no.
(It's not that either)

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Posted: 29th Sep 2009 00:14 Edited at: 29th Sep 2009 00:15
"The Song of Awesomeness" song?

Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 29th Sep 2009 00:34
Is it classical, or heavy-metal, or death metal, or screamo?

Is it the itsy-bitsy little spider song?

-Yodaman Jer.

Happy Cheesecake
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Posted: 29th Sep 2009 00:38
It's Bluegrass obviously.

Zeus
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Posted: 29th Sep 2009 00:41
Mary Had A Little Lamb?

Happy Cheesecake
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Posted: 29th Sep 2009 01:17
Old Mc. Donald?

Zeus
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Posted: 29th Sep 2009 01:22
Teh pointz 4 me!

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Posted: 29th Sep 2009 01:57
blts and chicken


forever loading...
lazerus
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Posted: 29th Sep 2009 02:03 Edited at: 29th Sep 2009 02:05
I am being toned down...

#ahemm#

finez dis beta for yall?
See tha pun?

pnzt pntz pntz = fail fail; fail:;

Hot Girl call lines are lies!
while Gay people were just curious, Cheesecake is unfourtunatly my second favourite cake next to coscos carrot cake. damm yo papparazo!!! huuh look is killing im.
Vinne put the freakin shotguns down !!!
I just want to talk to them, wait no, I just want to talk to them.
No vinne.
I just want to teach him.
NO!
I Just want to kill him.
What?
I just want to...
you do know your not a teacher right?
Yeah but ive got a arangement with some kids...
I have been locked up nicly for quite a whiles now.
Time for raggy andy an andy to move out the freaking way before i throw another corpse inta wet cement again.

Holy jesus jersulem and mary christ hes lost the friggan plot.

It makes you feel dirty all over dosnt it?
____
-Jec

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Posted: 29th Sep 2009 02:15
INH - Those awards sound good to me, I'll add them in for the next posting of the scores .



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Posted: 29th Sep 2009 02:22
Little more, Laz. Little more...

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My name is not laz...

He gave up so i thought he wouldnt mind if i used Sero for now.

Laughs at his own pun.

Achmed jerbriles caused a triple genocide in motion, humpf we all knew about it before hand...

Phosphorus in a light blb makes really good cookies. Magnesium burns at very high tempratures, so me sucking on it now should make nice fireworks.

Attacking myself in front of a enemy then screaming out for help, is a very convincing guise to get them out of the way.

When your target has left access achracist cookbook, setting off honey traps around the world. MI5 spend the next week searching every detail of thier lives in order to determine weather or not hes a killer, while you know hes ordered ballberaing and neo erth magnetts along with protien(combustion) and magnesim.

Surprsing how quickyl a man moves with 40kilos of gear on him along with a assualt rifle.

Walk over to enemy, calmly speak. Dont ever eat my cookies again

Walk away. Revenge for people like me is never simple. But thats what makes it so sweet.

Strength and prosperity are nearly done. i watched the written by a keado master to understand the essence, i then created four designs based on compelling features of each distinct featre.

The air was cooled calm dialetic.
I watched the breeze force the trees bow under its whim.
Who am i to beg to differ? The distant cries signal thier approach, so i smile. They reach the checkpoint and i press send on the phone. It rings twice, then a gruth voice answers Hello?

Friend? do you know why people like me never load thier rifles untill they call? Wha- We do it because of that sound, the metal screaming at its master. The bullet forced into its role, its posistion in all this. Chic Chic

I always like to let the bullet know the man it kills.
Who are you? th evoice creaked
It dosnt matter anymore...

____
-Jec

"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes, That way, i wouldn't have your problems"
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Posted: 29th Sep 2009 03:20
Fine. I guess I'll call you Lazerus then. And there you go again with the smart posts. Oh well, I guess there's no getting through to you. I might as well suffer through the inspiration and intelligence in your posts. I don't know how I'll survive.

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Posted: 29th Sep 2009 04:32
My bio semester project is snail racing.

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Posted: 29th Sep 2009 04:34
That seems fitting.

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Just need to get the teacher to approve it.

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Posted: 29th Sep 2009 04:41 Edited at: 29th Sep 2009 04:41
I need credits! And I got some! W00t!

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