Quote: "Correction, I was in your refrigerator. It's just a figure of speech. I have microscopic surveillance camera's set up in every nook and cranny of your (and everyone else's) refrigerator in existence. You could not see my cameras because they are only the size of a single atom."
That is entirely irrelevant. Your Location says that you are in my refrigerator, and you are not. That is fraud. Having surveillance cameras, microscopic or otherwise, does not make your location accurate or truthful. If you say that your in my refrigerator, and I look, and I dont immediately see you, you are guilty of fraud. I will see you in court.
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When you were abducted by aliens"
Oh just stop with that. I was never abducted by aliens. My memory is impervious to any and all tampering. Besides, if you had replaced my eyes with mechanical eyes, then my head would cause metal detectors to go off, which it does not.
Now I
have, on occasion, abducted a few aliens to interrogate them as to any potential planet-destruction plots, and as of yet, not one has had any knowledge of such a plot. My methods of interrogation are entirely foolproof, especially to aliens.
Ergo, you are full of baloney.
