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Happy Cheesecake
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Posted: 21st Nov 2009 06:16
So, I played XBox Live for the very first time today. I got it working by stretching a 5' long ethernet cable from my router to my XBox 360. The 360 was rigged up between the door frame and the door for maximum reach because I was having a hard time getting it hooked up to a TV. So, I get it set up. I spend ~30 minutes creating a profile, start up MW2, and my little sister of 3 comes through the door. Of course I tell her to get out of my room, and so she does. But mimicking what she sees on her cartoon shows, she acts mad, crosses her arms, and slams the 360 (with MW2 inside) in the door. I hear a 'Bzzt' noise and my heart drops. Instantly my screen goes to the 'Disc Unreadable' screen and I nearly pass out with rage. So I took the disc out and, there it was, an undeniable circle right on the back. So, heartbroken, I ask my mother for some extra money to buy another (the receipt was gone) and she denied me. Says it's my fault and I shouldn't have had the 360 between the door.

Now I'm out $60, Modern Warfare 2, and still need another $60. I guess I'll just make due with CoD4 for the time being.


HappyCheez is my gamertag if anybody wants to add me, by the way.

Fallout3fan
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Posted: 21st Nov 2009 06:16 Edited at: 15th Feb 2018 03:41
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JZ28
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Posted: 21st Nov 2009 06:32
ill add ya HappyCheez! i had to remake my gamer tag because my other one is so corrupted that even the support people at Xbox.com can't help me. i don't plan on buying more gold though. not until i buy a car...

im now JordanZ28 add away

Happy Cheesecake
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Posted: 21st Nov 2009 06:39 Edited at: 21st Nov 2009 06:39
Thanks, I'll getcha down tomorrow, ZFletch, I'm about to fall over in my chair just typing this. It seems sleep is necessary.

Zeus
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Posted: 21st Nov 2009 06:41
Woah.

Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 21st Nov 2009 09:04
Quote: "she acts mad, crosses her arms, and slams the 360 (with MW2 inside) in the door."

... and you let her get off without any repercussions? No screaming? No threats? No bludgeoning with a hockey stick?
Quote: "Says it's my fault and I shouldn't have had the 360 between the door."

No offense, but it sounds like your mom isn't very bright. Yes, it is partially your fault in a very small, insignificant way. MAYBE like .001%. The rest of it is, quite obviously and undeniably, your sisters fault for slamming the door for no reason.
Quote: "Now I'm out $60, Modern Warfare 2, and still need another $60. I guess I'll just make due with CoD4 for the time being."

Wouldn't it make much, MUCH more sense to make your sister pay for it? Or, if she doesn't have the money, take something of hers of approximately equal value and "accidentally" step on it. Then when she asks your mom to replace it, tell her that its your sister's fault for leaving it on the ground. If you REALLY want to get even, dont just step on it, trip over it. Then your sister will get in even more trouble for injuring you.

I have a devious mind.
Neuro Fuzzy
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Posted: 21st Nov 2009 09:54
Quee?

lazerus
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Posted: 21st Nov 2009 12:44
Quote: "Wouldn't it make much, MUCH more sense to make your sister pay for it? Or, if she doesn't have the money, take something of hers of approximately equal value and "accidentally" step on it. Then when she asks your mom to replace it, tell her that its your sister's fault for leaving it on the ground. If you REALLY want to get even, dont just step on it, trip over it. Then your sister will get in even more trouble for injuring you."


Done this several times.

My little bro's a little bugger sometimes, I took this tactic to the extreme and faked falling a couple of steps down the stairs. He shouldnt have scratched my call of duty 4. I destroyed, a small remote control car £20 and a few other things falling down.

He was cleaning up downstairs since he left it all thier from the night before.

He of course got the blame.

Good times...


Epic render nao



This took till 7 in the mourning to finish rendering, maniyl since the grass and several light sources i used, but still i love it ^_^

Will start a little post op soon as i wake up lol.

demons breath
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Posted: 21st Nov 2009 14:59
What's with the neon slug at the front of the screen?

AndrewT
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Posted: 21st Nov 2009 15:38
Heyyy man

i like orange
General Jackson
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Posted: 21st Nov 2009 16:40
The nazis are a legend.
They never existed.
Right?

Venge
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Posted: 21st Nov 2009 16:43
Righto. And slavery is good, and killing puppies builds character.

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General Jackson
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Posted: 21st Nov 2009 16:45
Exactly. Spot on.
Throwing knives in random directions in conference rooms is strength-building.

Insert Name Here
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Posted: 21st Nov 2009 17:02
Gay people are evi.... Wait wait wait, I can't say that can I? Religious equality and all that.

Venge
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Posted: 21st Nov 2009 17:17 Edited at: 21st Nov 2009 17:56
Yesterday: Downloaded free DBPro.
This morning: Confused.
Just now: Realized no one uses default IDE, downloaded CodeSurge, happy fun times.

I will live forever or die trying.
General Jackson
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Posted: 21st Nov 2009 17:30
DBpro is a myth.
It does not exist.
Therefore you did not download it.

Aaagreen
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Posted: 21st Nov 2009 18:14
They took our joooooooooooooob

Jeku always gets drunk and tries to Moderate the ocean. Tirelessly slapping the waves as they roll in.
Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 21st Nov 2009 19:50
They took his dooog!

Dey broke his jawww!

Cocka-doodle-doo!

Good old South Park.

I finally am back together with my XBox 360...I've not had it in my possession for over 2 months, likewise for my PC games. I deemed them too much of a distraction for Uni work...realising that I didn't have anything I could kick my feet up to and chill out to. Sadly I cannot connect to the internet with it yet, I'm going to have to find out how to set up my 360 with the Halls/Dorms network.

Also, my parents and sister visited, so it was good to see them and catch up.

Happy Cheesecake
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Posted: 21st Nov 2009 21:10
Did I mention my sister was three?

Quote: "No offense, but it sounds like your mom isn't very bright. Yes, it is partially your fault in a very small, insignificant way. MAYBE like .001%. The rest of it is, quite obviously and undeniably, your sisters fault for slamming the door for no reason."


@bolded sentence,
I realized this long ago, my friend.

@rest of quoted text,
I totally agree with you.


Quote: "Woah."


Woah indeed.

AndrewT
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Posted: 21st Nov 2009 21:11
hahahaha

i like orange
Happy Cheesecake
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Posted: 21st Nov 2009 21:13
Holy crap.

lazerus
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Posted: 21st Nov 2009 22:31
thats not a slug -_-"

Follow the neck along the spine, along the tail, to the tail end.

For those stuck on this, look at the other dragon on the other side of him.

Its slighlty dark so am thinking a re-render tonight, and also adding a few more interesting parts ive had picking at my muse.

demons breath
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Posted: 21st Nov 2009 23:23
Quote: "thats not a slug"

I know man. Could use with lightening up a bit though because when I first saw it I actually wasn't sure what it was. The drastic colour scheme difference as it appears in the render above does make it look separate at a glance.

But yeah I like this cute lil critter of your'n - I've been following his progress with interest.

General Jackson
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Posted: 21st Nov 2009 23:25
Sometimes I wonder if this is a real forum.

Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 21st Nov 2009 23:43
Crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap!!!!


You know those days that really suck? Like, when you find out that a life-long friend just died? Well, that just happened to me.

"Life is like a basketball; it has its ups and downs, and it's always controlled by people who are taller and make more money than you."
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flashing snall
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Posted: 21st Nov 2009 23:46
forever on the dance floor

Venge
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Posted: 21st Nov 2009 23:50
Quote: "a life-long friend just died"
Quote: "forever on the dance floor"




I will live forever or die trying.
lazerus
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Posted: 21st Nov 2009 23:56 Edited at: 22nd Nov 2009 00:04
Yeah, that got to me too venge

Oh i knew you were just playin lol.

Iam updating the render now with a more optimiszed verison.

Speaking of which, heres a new preset i was working on,



Ill upload the preset file below.

Its renders pretty quickly on this rig and gives a nice effect for animations.

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General Jackson
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Posted: 21st Nov 2009 23:59
Well, I like the orange bicycles, you know, the kinds that are hung up in trees?

Diggsey
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Posted: 22nd Nov 2009 00:05
General Jackson
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Posted: 22nd Nov 2009 00:07
Everyone check out my website! If you dont I'll have every one of you eaten by my horde of purplish-blue bunnies.

lazerus
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Posted: 22nd Nov 2009 00:07
General Jackson
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Posted: 22nd Nov 2009 00:08
Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, so he wasnt very fuzzy wuzzy?

lazerus
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Posted: 22nd Nov 2009 00:12 Edited at: 22nd Nov 2009 00:18
Chic-chi #click#

Now tell the others what you seen.

Find the source for a new render preset.

General Jackson
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Posted: 22nd Nov 2009 00:21
excuse, please?

Venge
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Posted: 22nd Nov 2009 00:28
Expiate! and the stuffing, too

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General Jackson
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Posted: 22nd Nov 2009 00:30
I will get revenge on venge

lazerus
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Posted: 22nd Nov 2009 01:01
Quote: "MWAHAHAHAHAHA time to go to a serial site and dlow milkyshape"

courtesty of ' THE MAN OF JUSTICE '

Irony dosnt even get close to describing this...



new render aswell.

General Jackson
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Posted: 22nd Nov 2009 01:07
Begun the Clone wars has.

NeX the Fairly Fast Ferret
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Posted: 22nd Nov 2009 01:08
Begun the grammar lessons have.

Athlon64 2.7gHz->OC 3.9gHz, 31C, MSi 9500GT->OC 1gHz core/2gHz memory, 48C, 4Gb DDR2 667, 500Gb Seagate + 80Gb Maxtor + 40Gb Maxtor = 620Gb, XP Home
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General Jackson
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Posted: 22nd Nov 2009 01:22
Begun my HUD making has.

Venge
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Posted: 22nd Nov 2009 01:54
Gebun my learndeling haz

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General Jackson
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Posted: 22nd Nov 2009 01:55
Begun the smily wars has

Venge
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Posted: 22nd Nov 2009 04:13
worms 3d

apparently


one of the greatest games of all time.

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General Jackson
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Posted: 22nd Nov 2009 04:17
Yes, apparently.
Begun the worm wars has.

Venge
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Posted: 22nd Nov 2009 04:50
One of my friends is no longer my friend, nor is he friends with my friends. We are better off without him.

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flashing snall
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Posted: 22nd Nov 2009 05:02
Oh wow, Im so sorry! I feel terrible, I dont usually actually read the contents of the thread, I just post random stuff, and that happened to be the lyrics of the song I was listening to.
Really sorry, loosing someone is sad, hang in there.

General Jackson
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Posted: 22nd Nov 2009 05:08
Worms 3d is awesome.
Apparently.

Venge
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Posted: 22nd Nov 2009 05:52
11,199.[b][/b]

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JZ28
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Posted: 22nd Nov 2009 05:52 Edited at: 22nd Nov 2009 05:53

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