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lazerus
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Posted: 23rd Nov 2009 17:28
well first stab at post effects

Thoughts?



demons breath
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Posted: 23rd Nov 2009 17:32
That's hot. If I was another dragon, I'd be on that.

Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 23rd Nov 2009 17:34 Edited at: 23rd Nov 2009 17:39
Hey guys, I got my name legally changed!

+=CoffeeCoder

Thanks to BiggAdd for being my lawyer and helping me get my name changed.

-CoffeeCoder

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Posted: 23rd Nov 2009 17:43
Oh my God it's Yodaman!!!

CoffeeCoder is nice and all, but you'll always be my little Yodaman.

:3


Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 23rd Nov 2009 17:45
Well, the reason I changed my name to CoffeeCoder from Yodaman is because I was using "Yodaman Jer" everyhwere: thus people were able to literally find me wherever I was. I got tired of it and decided to change my name everywhere.


So yeah.

-CoffeeCoder

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Posted: 23rd Nov 2009 17:48
I'd never change my name. I like Cheesecake too much.

Picture of my first one-sie.





General Jackson
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Posted: 23rd Nov 2009 19:43
I have spoken.
All shutup.
Not one more post here, see?
Ahh, me wise indian
Me no more smokea da peace pipe.

flashing snall
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Posted: 23rd Nov 2009 21:28
hmm... Im not indian, but if my highschool football team cant be called the redmen anymore, you cant talk like an indian.

General Jackson
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Posted: 23rd Nov 2009 21:57
Me no really injun.
Me just joke.
You come and smoke peace pipe with me?
Then I scalp you,ahh.

Venge
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Posted: 23rd Nov 2009 22:27
Native. American.

If you're going to be ignorant, do it right.

I will live forever or die trying.
Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 23rd Nov 2009 22:29 Edited at: 23rd Nov 2009 22:32
Or indigenous. Or the Original or True Americans just to wind up anybody who's overtly patriotic. What you call American today just had ancestors who couldn't handle us British. I bet we could take you on in a rematch...no nuclear weapons. Bring it on.

Australians were just our rejects, so we can feel sorry for them.




lazerus
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Posted: 23rd Nov 2009 22:35 Edited at: 23rd Nov 2009 22:41
Well i could now go into steryotype jokes such as, yeah Sepp we'd win, just destroy Macdonalds and watch them all starve Or they wouldn't put up much of a fight, half thier population is afflicted with a terrible pandemic that is being called obesity.



But no, i have standards, so someone quote me out of context nao.

Apology pic



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Posted: 23rd Nov 2009 22:42 Edited at: 23rd Nov 2009 22:43
Don't forget Burger King, I mean that's an American's idea of a diet, you know?


[Edit]

I guess this isn't helping your apology, is it? The context of this thread is fine...and we're not ignorant enough to take American stereotypes so seriously.

lazerus
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Posted: 23rd Nov 2009 23:31
Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 23rd Nov 2009 23:38
I want candy.

-CoffeeCoder

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AndrewT
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Posted: 23rd Nov 2009 23:40
Oh really.

i like orange
Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 23rd Nov 2009 23:44
Ya really! STFU!!!



-CoffeeCoder

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AndrewT
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Posted: 23rd Nov 2009 23:58
MY TV-B GONE IS HERE! [/b][b][b][/b]

i like orange
Insert Name Here
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Posted: 24th Nov 2009 00:03
Quote: "I want candy."

Does this not prove Sep's point?

AndrewT
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Posted: 24th Nov 2009 00:14
UM I DUNNO [b][/b]

i like orange
Venge
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Posted: 24th Nov 2009 00:15
Yesno.

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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 24th Nov 2009 00:18
MaybemaybenotIlikegirlshehehe

-CoffeeCoder

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Posted: 24th Nov 2009 00:47
Quote: "Quote: "I want candy."
Does this not prove Sep's point?"


Well spotted. It does.


Also...why does the term "Performance Anxiety" have to have 2 meanings? Trying to Google "Performance Anxiety" in order to gather the symptoms for a Uni project isn't helping...most websites I come across are about impotence and performance in the bedroom. Not what I'm looking for.

AndrewT
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Posted: 24th Nov 2009 00:55
Umm hmm

i like orange
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Posted: 24th Nov 2009 01:11
The performance anxiety I was looking for is akin to Stage Fright - just the symptoms of anxiety a person feels when going on stage. Stuff that might effect the quality of their performance. Nothing sexual.

BMacZero
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Posted: 24th Nov 2009 01:20
The Lone Ranger rides up to a bar with his Native American companion Tonto. They walk in, order drinks, and sit down.

A few minutes later, another cowboy walks in. He looks around and asks, "Who owns that white horse out thar?"

The Lone Ranger says, "That's me."

"You shouldn't leave your horse out in the sun like that, sir. It could overheat, even get heat stroke," the cowboy warns him.

"Okay," says the Ranger, who paid attention in physics class. "Tonto, go run around Silver for a bit. That'll stir up the air and cool him off."

"Okay, kemosabe," says Tonto.

A few minutes later, yet another cowpoke walks into the bar and asks, "Whose white horse is that out thar?"

"That's mine," says the Ranger.

"Yew left your injun runnin'"

AndrewT
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Posted: 24th Nov 2009 01:24
HAHAHA i dont get it

i like orange
BMacZero
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Posted: 24th Nov 2009 01:26
Get it?

Venge
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Posted: 24th Nov 2009 01:31
Engine.

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AndrewT
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Posted: 24th Nov 2009 01:41 Edited at: 24th Nov 2009 01:42
I love mah points


OH I GET IT I didn't catch the fact that injun sounds like 'indian'.

i like orange
JZ28
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Posted: 24th Nov 2009 01:44
lazerus
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Posted: 24th Nov 2009 02:06
I got black and white 2

I have never had so much fun before.

I choose the tiger, i love mah tiger though i had to slap him casue he ate my villages when i werent looking -_-"

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Posted: 24th Nov 2009 02:42
dang tigers.

AndrewT
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i like orange
Venge
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Posted: 24th Nov 2009 02:46
I have Black and White 1. My tiger is evil. At one point he stomped on a person, zapped him with lightning, then kicked his dead body across the village.

I will live forever or die trying.
Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 24th Nov 2009 02:48
blah blah blah blahb blahad;flkdsjfa;ldskf

-CoffeeCoder

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AndrewT
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Posted: 24th Nov 2009 03:02
[b][/b]

i like orange
flashing snall
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Posted: 24th Nov 2009 03:40
Days go on forever, but I have not left your side. We can chase the dark together, if you go then so will I. There is nothing left of you, I can see it in your eyes, sing the anthem of the angels, and sing the last good bye. Hope fills the heart and fades away. As the sky returns to grey, days go on forever.... but I have no left your side, we can chase the dark together, if you go then so will I. There is nothing left of you, I can see it in your eyes, sing the anthem of the angles, and say the last goodbye. I keep holding onto you, but I cant bring you back to life. Sing the anthem of the angels, and say the last good bye. Your dead alive. Youuuur deeead alliiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiIIIve. Your dead Alive. Your dead alive. There is nothing left of you, I can see it in your eyes, sing the anthem of the angels, and say the last goodbye. I keep holding onto you, but I cant bring you back to life! Sing the anthem of the angels, and say the last good bye. Sing the anthem of the angels, and say the last goodbye. Sing the anthem of the angels............

<song end>

I am done pretending, you have failed to find whats left. I will suck you dry again! Someone not worth saving, you are such a pretty mess, I will chuck the life within. Now you wanna take me down, as if I even care. I am the monster in your head, and Id thought you learn by now, it seems you havnt yet. I am the venom in your skin, and now your life is BORKED. After the lights go out on you, after your worthless life is through, I will remember how you scream. I cant afford to care. I cant afford to care. I am suffocating, you have failed to pull me in. I will drag you down again. Life is unrelenting, feading lies into my head. I will feed lies you live. Now you wanna take me down, as if I even care. I am the monster in your head, and Id thought you learn by now, it seems you havnt yet. I am the venom in your skin. And now your life is broken!!!! After the lights go out on you, after your worthless life is through, I will remember how you scream. I cant afford to care. I cant afford to caaaaaare. After the lights go out on yooooou, after your worthless life is through, I will remember how you scream. I cant afford to care, I cant afford to care. I cant afford to care. I cant afford to CAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE.

<new song>

I have nothing left to give, I have found a perfect end. You were made to make it hurt, disappear into the dirt. Carry me to heavens arms, light the way and let me go. Take the time to take my breathe, I will end where I began. And I will the enemy within. Cause I can feel crawl beneath my skin. Dear Agony, just let go of me! Suffer slowly, is the way its gotta be? Dear Agony?

enough of this.

General Jackson
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Posted: 24th Nov 2009 04:03
BABY HITLER!!!!
Oh nooooo!!!!!!
Sid Heil!

j\k

AndrewT
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Posted: 24th Nov 2009 04:09
More points for me.

i like orange
Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 24th Nov 2009 05:15
Syntax highlighting!!! OMG!!!




-CoffeeCoder

Formerly known as Yodaman Jer
General Jackson
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Posted: 24th Nov 2009 05:16
More for me! mwahahahahhahhahahahhahahahhahahahahaha

Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 24th Nov 2009 05:45 Edited at: 24th Nov 2009 05:46
More what for you, exactly?

Well, I'M getting more...er...confuzzled by C#. I may just stick with DarkBASIC Pro at this point.


Although, you have to admit that writing

to convert an integer to a string makes sense, ja? A lot more straight forward than DB in my opinion.

-CoffeeCoder

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Posted: 24th Nov 2009 05:57
... Since when were you hooked on DBP? I thought you couldn't get it.

Made some unreported progress I assume?


Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 24th Nov 2009 06:12
I understand most of DBC (I only tried DBP recently), I just didn't understand arrays that well and why a person would use them. Once Sepp explained them like he did, it became quite clear to me. And before that, I learned how to successfully save files and read them back into a program, and manipulate them. Can you say "hello, saved progress in a game!"

Now if I could just get 3D math down, I'd be able to make mai gamez!!1!

-CoffeeCoder

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Happy Cheesecake
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Posted: 24th Nov 2009 06:29 Edited at: 24th Nov 2009 06:29
*hai-5s*

Signature test.



I was gonna go with this signature at first, but then decided against it.



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Signature Test

Neuro Fuzzy
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my god you're ugly.

Neuro Fuzzy
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Quote: "I bought my girlfriend a chocolate pope
cause she seems to be at the end of her rope
italian candy with swiss chocolate flavor
Such a delicious
To save her

Chocolate pope"


-electric six

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Posted: 24th Nov 2009 15:13 Edited at: 24th Nov 2009 15:37
Aaaaand.

(points)

I will live forever or die trying.

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