Quote: "You would think that it would be that easy to simply infiltrate 'My' base? You were right."
Well, seeing as I had released a paralyzing nerve gas, disabling all personnel, yes. It would have been that easy even if everyone hadn't been dead already. Oh yes, I knew about it.
(My forces, over hyper-encrypted radio communication channel) "Lord Omega, we've secured the files. All data has been transmitted to you and secured in triplicate in all backup facilities."
(me) "Excellent work troops. All forces begin full mind wipe and auto destruct immediately.
Quote: "A crackle signals the intercomms around the base waking up."
Why THANK YOU Lazerus.
*Tracing signal back to source*
*Source located, all weapons locked on target*
*Launching target seeking smart missiles. T-minus 30 seconds until impact.*
Quote: "Base destroyed Killing 90% of your men. "
Thanks again. You saved me the trouble of nuking the place myself when I was done. As for killing 90% of my forces, you only killed 90% of my forces who were in THAT base. (The forces in that base comprised less than 0.002% of my total forces) And 100% of those forces were fully robotic recon units.
*T-minus 20 seconds.*
Quote: "Sir Coder, *cough* they enemy has detonated a tactical nuke at thier base. Forward advance and most of the echilon are dead. "
Im not sure what that was. All of my forces in that base were already wiped of all data and auto-destructed long before your nuke was detonated.
Quote: "Coder You Listening? Its Lazerus. I have a present for you, Look up for me.
Target traced, sub layer locked in.
Wave Coherent- Feedback all in the green, No interfrence deteced, Resontation is at 100% Firing"

... who is Sir coder? I'm Omega. Lazerus, did you just attack CoffeeCoder's country without provocation? CoffeeCoder, I think Lazerus has just declared war on you. If this is indeed the case, then join me and we shall make his defeat all the more painful. Do not think I have forgotten the days you ran as my vice president. Our nations have long been allies. Relief support is already on its way to help your people.
Now then...
Impact in 3... 2... 1...
Impact confirmed. Enemy deep orbital strike unit destroyed.
Strike units 000000800000 through 000055630000 begin full assault of all base locations obtained during infiltration of abandoned base.
EMP shields to full capacity.
Wave disruptors to 100%.
Communications Jamming on.
Advance units, fire pulse cannons and disable all enemy equipment.
Check.
Your move Lazerus.
And in the future, (not that you have a future) you may want to delete the data from your abandoned bases.
Oh, and dont try any "those bases are all empty, too" or "they're all diversions" crap.
I've verified the validity of all the data in the files.
Scout teams have confirmed the continued occupancy of all targeted bases.
Oh, and don't forget that all of your equipment is completely fried. My pulse cannons shorted out every last piece of technology in every last one of your bases. All you've got left is sticks and rocks.
Like I said, Check.
So what if I talk to myself? Its the only way i can have an intelligent conversation around here.