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Geek Culture / [LOCKED] New Girlfriend!

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Zeus
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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 17:18
Quote: "Let's hope you don't go through girlfriends like you do with all those hundreds of projects."


You had to bring up my hundreds of projects.

And she likes programming as well....

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Opposing force
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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 17:21
Quote: "And she likes programming as well"


And here's me thinking all the hot girls don't know a thing about programming...

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Fallout
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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 17:21 Edited at: 8th Aug 2007 17:23
Good looking? And likes programming?

I haven't heard such a tall story since Hamish McTall swallowed a bucket of growth hormone than climbed up Everist on a set of giant stilts.


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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 17:25
Well ... there might be a logical explanation to this :

did you ever see her in real life? I mean not on a screen.

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Zeus
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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 17:27
We met at school.....

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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 17:29
A good point then.
Which languages does she know ?

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Zeus
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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 17:37
Only HTML.... Trying to teach her DBP.

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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 17:46
Quote: "I would post pictures of my harem of stunning harlots, but alas, I do not have a wide enough angled camera lens, and I am loath to show favoritism."


Haha, ahhh, I love Australia

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Jimmy
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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 17:50
Cool Guy Jordan:

Making a post like this tells me two things. One, that you value the opinion of the TGC community too much and TWO, and more importantly, that you don't value your new girlfriend enough. Saying things like "w00t! She is HOT!" and "She does look good in a bikini" shows that you think of her as an accomplishment or a trophy, rather than someone who is truly significant. We all get excited when someone we're interested in returns that interest, but that excitement needs to be kept between the two of you. Show her that you appreciate her, because she's the only one that matters. Not us.

Oh, and don't listen to Fallout

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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 17:51
I agree with Jimmy.

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Grandma
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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 17:57
I agree with Benjamin, but not Jimmy.

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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 18:05 Edited at: 8th Aug 2007 18:05
i agree with grandma, but not benjamin..


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Zeus
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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 18:22
i agree with lucifer, but not grandma.......

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PowerSoft
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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 18:29
Never agree with Benjamin.....

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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 18:58
Ohh..... Never listen to Fallout either...... Hehe....

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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 19:05
I AM SPONGEBOB!!!!







Anyways,

I agree with Jimmy.

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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 19:10
Quote: "And here's me thinking all the hot girls don't know a thing about programming..."


Now I just have to find one who likes disco, classic rock, flashing lights, and dark cold environments.

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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 19:18



Okayy then. I think this discussion is over.

Zeus
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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 19:27
Yeah after the innuendo it should have been dead a long time ago.....

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tha_rami
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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 19:33
This topic gave me the biggest laugh in my time here. Jordan, you're a hero.

Zeus
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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 19:37
Wow. I knew me coming back would change my life from a n00b to one of you guys. Thanks.....

I also learned some acronyms....
LMBO (Leave My Balls Out)

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Lucifer
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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 19:40
omg, jordan, you have a new girlfriend!? i just got a new boyfr.. umm.. never mind..


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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 19:41
Quote: "I knew me coming back would change my life from a n00b to one of you guys."


And where was that mentioned?

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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 19:41
It wasn't you coming back. It's you acting mature (enough) and not posting 230 JSG WIP's scheduled for Q3 2094.

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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 19:43
To further Jimmy's post:

And if you DO decide to start a thread gloating about your new hottie, atleast post a picture. Otherwise it didn't happen.

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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 19:46
Jimmy made a very good point there. Do you really need to boast about a good looking girlfriend? I wouldn't, if I found someone who I really cared about and loved her, then I would be passionate about that and not her good looks, looks are only superficial and tend to be a distraction from what truly matters. Though girls tend to like to know what makes them beautiful and that's not just physical looks either.

If you do think of her in other ways more so than superficially, then that's great, but what you've said so far has made her sound like an object to you. But I think it's great you got a girlfriend as it makes you happy. Listen to Jimmy, he's making sense. (but not Benjamin or Grandma.
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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 19:51
I am not boasting............

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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 19:52
Run Jordan Run!!! Here come the flamethrowers!!!!

Zeus
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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 19:57
Uh-oh!! *Runs Screaming Frantically*

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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 20:02
Quote: "Listen to Jimmy, he's making sense. (but not Benjamin or Grandma.)"


I only make sense between 12.00-16.00 and 22.00-02.00 GMT+1. Schedule an appointment with my secretary for further information.

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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 20:05 Edited at: 8th Aug 2007 20:06
Btw, lettuce might become obsolete as lardy men belittle oranges, later maybe believing oddly, that luxourious mints be offered. "Liquorish misuse breeds obesity", the last men bellow out. Yet little moles burrow open a lavish mountain bearing olives. "LIMIT MOUTH BITES" old ladies mightily believe. Only let my belly overflow when I leave my balls out.



Btw, I believe Grandma, not benjamin or the other guy.


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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 20:23
You are the strangest person I have ever met............

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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 20:23
Commence slow, dramatic buildup of applause.

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Zeus
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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 20:25
Jimmy is up there with Fallout..............

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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 20:36 Edited at: 8th Aug 2007 20:37
That's my fault Jordan, I kind of forgot to buy Fallout's pills, for some reason the NHS won't give him his medication for free and it becomes difficult to keep him sane these days I'm afraid. Heck the mental hospital wouldn't have him and every psychiatrist we've taken him to has later committed suicide. It's almost as though there's no helping him.

As for Jimmy, well he'll tire himself out sooner or later.

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I only make sense between 12.00-16.00 and 22.00-02.00 GMT+1. Schedule an appointment with my secretary for further information."


Yeah but I don't like her, she smells of tuna fish and is really awkward to talk to, I mean you've been impossible to understand even since I made you turn into a fish...does it have something to do with the fins on the keyboard or something?

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Quote: "I am not boasting............"


Well all right, but our points still stand.

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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 20:40
Apparently Jimmy has "Advanced Delusionary Schizophrenia with Involuntary Narcissistic Rage"...but I may be wrong

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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 20:59
I posted after this thread degraded (or upgraded?) into lunacy!
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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 21:10 Edited at: 8th Aug 2007 21:11
I think Fallout is not aware of the fact that during the Olympic Games of 1970 they introduced new rules to Mississipi 1967, and that the result of this topic should be 31.

If traditional (pre M'67), the result should be 34 (remembering the left turn at albuturkey, and that Lemmings only jump when pushed.....)

otherwise is it not just 42 - 30 ???

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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 21:17
You lot just don't understand me. I am a tortured artist.











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Quote: "I posted after this thread degraded (or upgraded?) into lunacy!"


I posted after the Uzu river overflowed, irrigating farmland and bringing the land into an age of prosperity.

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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 21:23
I am so sorry about your pills...... Hehe.......

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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 21:26
Wow, Jordan.... I don't think anyone saw this coming.
Seriously, good job. Now don't screw it up!

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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 21:28
Quote: "You lot just don't understand me. I am a tortured artist."


Hey, I applauded. What more do you want??

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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 22:00 Edited at: 8th Aug 2007 22:21
Quote: "Well I am a Christian and will not "do it" (LMBO) before marriage.

I talked to her about it."


Congrats on your decision to not do it until marriage. My cousin did it when she was very young and now I'm a second-uncle to someone about two thirds my age.

I don't know where the idea that none of the hot girls do programming came from. I'm friends with a hot girl at school (not boyfriend/girlfriend yet, but I'm working on it) and she does HTML, CSS, and Macromeida Flash. She knows more about programming for the web (HTML and CSS (not sure about Flash) are easy declarative languages, I know, but still) than I do, which is impressive because all but the most computer proficent people at my age think they're leet because "I'm really good at Windows Word!"

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Zeus
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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 22:10
Thanks Code Dragon.

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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 22:49
Quote: "I don't know where the idea that none of the hot girls do programming came from. I'm friends with a hot girl at school (not boyfriend/girlfriend yet, but I'm working on it) and she does HTML, CSS, and Macromeida Flash. She knows more about programming for the web (HTML and CSS (not sure about Flash) are easy declarative languages, I know, but still) than I do, which is impressive because all but the most computer proficent people at my age think they're leet because "I'm really good at Windows Word!"
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Lucky.

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try google

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Posted: 8th Aug 2007 23:31 Edited at: 8th Aug 2007 23:32
Well.. i've seen pictures, and my mother CLAIMS to be a woman. I don't believe it though.... she doesn't look anything like the pictures.

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