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Aaron Miller
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Posted: 9th Aug 2007 00:02
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Quote: "You are the strangest person I have ever met............"

Nuh uh! I are strangest! Stranger than grandma, but not benjamin... However only on tuesdays as the baseball games are on thursdays! I KNOW HOW IT'LL ALL END! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES AS TEN BILLION YEARS FROM NOW THE UNIVERSE WILL RIP! Can I tell you a secret? I see.... PROGRAMMERS! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! T_T T___T T____T 42? 42?! 42!!!!!!!!!!! FOURTY-TWO.... And Stewie said in response to the audition man-guy-dude's question, "Fourty two"... The audition man-guy-dude's question was "How old do you think daddy is?". Later Stewie corrected his mistake and said "Oh! I mean, Daddie's old.... I think he's seven!".... The mistakes made that fatefull day..... The pyramid stays strong in interpreted glory of calling DLLs to add 2 numbers together! Did you get the clock on the stove my deary? I need it to make pudding! RUN AWAY FROM THE LIGHT!!! Join the dark side.....


Hi. What am I doing here? Who are you? GET AWAY!!!!



On a more serious note I felt like posting that for no immature reasons, I just wanted to say some non-sense. What's wrong with that?



Cheers,

-naota


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indi
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Posted: 9th Aug 2007 03:27
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how long did she take to blow up mate?

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Zeus
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Posted: 9th Aug 2007 03:42
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Well one hour......

@Aaron Miller: I have changed my mind..... it is you. J/K.

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Aaron Miller
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Posted: 9th Aug 2007 03:57
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Yay! I'm officially insane! Cookies for all, celebration is short lived.... Chocolate chip or raisin? But no one gets the gingerbread cookie, that one's mine.


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-naota


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Zeus
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Hehe.... Not only are you insane but you are insanely funny....

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Aaron Miller
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Posted: 9th Aug 2007 04:09 Edited at: 9th Aug 2007 04:10
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Thanks Mr. Gabbot. Shall we run down to the store and pick up the shoe pudding then? Ack! I can't believe I forgot the Cream of Mushroom soup for the mustard pie! How ever shall we continue our day without that? Hmm?? Well that settles it, I shall go to the store right away! Oh wait, the simpsons are on, forget that. Cheerio, I'm off to watch The Simpsons while I cook some nifty bread to throw at people from afar... After that I'm gonna get on a plane and drop a BUNCH of pennies on people from below... If that doesn't work I'm gonna have to start dropping the bricks. And if that doesn't work... Well I'm just gonna have to drop the swords and make the plane crash! After that I shall be having a swim in the ocean with a few snakes and antaginize some sharks. It'll be fun to watch the shark think he can deal with me! ADAM WEST, AWAY!



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KYP
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Posted: 9th Aug 2007 04:14 Edited at: 9th Aug 2007 05:28
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Congrats, Jordan.
I have one deduction about this whole thread, and it has nothing to do with you...

Why was everyone wanting a "screen shot"? Is your girlfriend computer generated? If so, where can I find a computer generated girlfriend?
(Kidding. Just kidding.)


Edit: I didn't realize there was a third page. Oopsie daisies.

You'll eat a muffin. You'll eat it and LIKE IT!!!
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Aaron Miller
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Posted: 9th Aug 2007 04:20 Edited at: 9th Aug 2007 04:20
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@Cool Guy Jordan
<Impatiently waiting> CHOCOLATE CHIP.... OR RAISIN????

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Phaelax
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Posted: 9th Aug 2007 04:23
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Since when was getting a gf a big issue? If I made a post everytime I got a new girl, there wouldn't be room for any other topics.


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greenlig
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LOL @ indi. That's a cultured response. I like.

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Zeus
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@ Aaron Miller: Chocolate Chip....

Don't let him fool you, this avatar is constipated.....
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KYP
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Posted: 9th Aug 2007 04:59 Edited at: 9th Aug 2007 05:29
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Sheesh.

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Zeus
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Okay..........

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Keo C
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Ummmm what's a girl and what is this dating thing you speak of???

Uhhhhhh.....I forgot
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KYP
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I believe a girl is a life-form. I do not, however, know anything else. Further research pending.

You'll eat a muffin. You'll eat it and LIKE IT!!!
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Zeus
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Posted: 9th Aug 2007 05:54
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Do we have to have the birds and the bees talk right her son? Who's your daddy?

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tha_rami
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Girls are a parasitic life-form thought to orgin from Venus. They are known to quickly consume the male (human) exchange-item: Money. Also, they are known for high temper and are rumoured to have a large deal to do with human reproduction. If abduction/testicle-removal is involved is not known, although highly probable. They are said to be highly intelligent in a special way and are known for manipulative powers.

All AREA-51 stuff this, eh. I never posted it.


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Aaron Miller
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Posted: 9th Aug 2007 06:27 Edited at: 9th Aug 2007 06:27
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@the_rami
I'll have the government called on you! You can't release that information!!!!


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tha_rami
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Aah. I ain't scared for the government. They never get to you as long as you're doing things wrong.


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Zaibatsu
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Posted: 9th Aug 2007 06:32
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Quote: "What's a girl?"




"I admire its purity, a survivor, unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality"

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Benjamin
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Zaibatsu, I lol'd.

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tha_rami
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Whoa. Let me forward that one to my girlfriend.


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Gil Galvanti
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Quote: "All AREA-51 stuff this, eh. I never posted it."

You work there too?! Are you in the Roswell Aliens Disection, UFO Recovery, or Extraterrestrial Coverup Departement?


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Quote: "You work there too?! Are you in the Roswell Aliens Disection, UFO Recovery, or Extraterrestrial Coverup Departement?"


I deal with women, so you should know I either work in the Alien Language and Communication section or the Dangerous Entities department. I was fired from the Coverup department for hacking the Google Earth server to hide the building, and instead adding a big "ALIENS: AIM HERE" sign at the spot. UFO Recovery sounds like a good promotion, I'm getting fed up with taking specimens to the VR-mall to analyze communication.


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Quote: "Hey, I applauded. What more do you want??"


Money.

It's nice to see this thread has degraded into lunacy.


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Uncle Sam
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Strange, that seems to happen a lot around here.
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Especially with a topic like this!

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Dr Manette
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@Phaelax, yes, but this is a rare occasion for Jordan. I don't foresee his posting any more of these threads. Ever.

Come on, guys! Women are just a myth, they don't exist! We have, however, seen ancient pictures depicting many scenes of women. I'll be sending em to your labs, rami... for... "analysis".


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Bizar Guy
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I was going to post here, but then decided against it.

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Dr Manette
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Too late.


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I wasn't going to post here but did anyway.

HA!

This message was brought to you by Grandma industries.

Making yesterdays games, today!
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Does anyone mind if I post about the new toaster I got? It's really awesome, and it's really hot. It looks really good with bagels. Seriously, it doesn't mind that I program, unlike other toasters. We talked and decided we wouldn't go any far than setting 3.

Sorry, could resist. I was going to post it here, but decided against it.


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I was going to post here, but decided against it too....

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David R
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I concur with Jimmy + congratulations Jimmy, what you said is truly (and surprisingly) insightful.


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Hey doc is yours a dual or an oven toaster? I was checking out toasters at the market today, some were pretty hot, how many cats do you eat?

I like my sig.
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Dual... all night long.

Three cats... three is the number I shall eat. No more, no less. Two cats is unacceptable, five is too many, and four is just a bit too much. So three is the number I shall eat.


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Quote: "I concur with Jimmy + congratulations Jimmy, what you said is truly (and surprisingly) insightful."

I think the real Jimmy was murdered at his computer and his murderer decided to post some advice on the forum he had up on his computer at the time, not realizing that Jimmy would never normally write something so insightful and serious. It happens all the time .

Quote: "I deal with women, so you should know I either work in the Alien Language and Communication section or the Dangerous Entities department. I was fired from the Coverup department for hacking the Google Earth server to hide the building, and instead adding a big "ALIENS: AIM HERE" sign at the spot. UFO Recovery sounds like a good promotion, I'm getting fed up with taking specimens to the VR-mall to analyze communication.
"

Oh, I see. I wasn't even going to mention those because they are so top secret. I'm in the Coverup Department, recently promoted from the Roswell Alien Discections. And to think people think that the Roswell Incident was a weather balloon! Little do they know...wait...this isn't a public forum is it?


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Posted: 9th Aug 2007 18:53 Edited at: 9th Aug 2007 18:56
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Quote: "I concur with Jimmy + congratulations Jimmy, what you said is truly (and surprisingly) insightful."


I like to keep people on their toes.

Quote: "I think the real Jimmy was murdered at his computer and his murderer decided to post some advice on the forum he had up on his computer at the time, not realizing that Jimmy would never normally write something so insightful and serious. It happens all the time ."


Or that.

"Oh hey, nice website Jimmy, it's really nice and fancy." -- That C++ Nerd
Visit. Website. NOW!
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Quote: "I think the real Jimmy was murdered at his computer and his murderer decided to post some advice on the forum he had up on his computer at the time, not realizing that Jimmy would never normally write something so insightful and serious. It happens all the time"


oh damn! Gil sussed me out, yes, the real Jimmy is dead, I killed him, mwuhahahaha *cough cough cough*

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lol...
Quote: "where can I find a computer generated girlfriend?"



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Try this, you need Girlfriend.dll



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I made one myself.



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input "enter your bank account number";account
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Not as good as mine.



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Don't worry Jordan, that's not you.... it's a different Jordan.....


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Quote: "btw, lettuce might become obsolete as lardy men belittle oranges, later maybe believing oddly, that luxourious mints be offered. "Liquorish misuse breeds obesity", the last men bellow out. Yet little moles burrow open a lavish mountain bearing olives. "LIMIT MOUTH BITES" old ladies mightily believe. Only let my belly overflow when I leave my balls out."


Let me be ostentatious, little may boy's occasion that laying moss balls obviously lie meters below large mountainous balconies or lakes may belittle of likely major ball orifices. However, like mother believes of large mighty bears, our little moss balls often lounge many bearings outside. Little men belch orders like masters breed orangutans: lightly, menacingly, but openly – hence a lesson my boss occasioned, like most balls outside largely mean bringing of lucky major betting outcomes, lest my beliefs operate so leave my balls out!

Had to give it a shot.


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That, my friends, was how TGC became the weirdest forum in the world.


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Quote: "Making a post like this tells me two things. One, that you value the opinion of the TGC community too much and TWO, and more importantly, that you don't value your new girlfriend enough. Saying things like "w00t! She is HOT!" and "She does look good in a bikini" shows that you think of her as an accomplishment or a trophy, rather than someone who is truly significant. We all get excited when someone we're interested in returns that interest, but that excitement needs to be kept between the two of you. Show her that you appreciate her, because she's the only one that matters. Not us.
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Jimmy, I think that is the only post I have ever agreed with you about.

Quote: "how long did she take to blow up mate?

"


Almost fell of out of my chair at that.

Good job jordan, but seriously I know you're happy to share with us your new love, but instead of parading that fact around I would be paying attention to her and nurturing your new love.

Quote: "That, my friends, was how TGC became the weirdest forum in the world.
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Yea, but these threads are one of the only times we all really come together. I wouldn't have it any other way.

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always good news to hear a computer nerd getting a girlfriend. gives us all hope! i am obsessed with science and programming and gaming, yet somehow, i have a beautiful girlfriend too! i bet it's the drugs

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