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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 16th Aug 2007 19:32
The mods have long left this thread, it's JSG thread and you cannot expect nothing more than insanity, besides it lets people loosen up and have little bit of fun when going crazy, it's not good to keep locked up tight and sensible, sometimes a secure burst of immaturity is a good way to loosen up a bit.

I suppose I could give the response I always get when I don't like a thread "If you don't like it, don't read it"

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Depends, can you afford the price to silence me?

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Posted: 16th Aug 2007 19:55
Today I was cleaning out my desk and I found a blackmail note from myself in the past. Seriously, it was wierd.

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Posted: 16th Aug 2007 20:00
Once.... I found this gremlin under my bed. He was pretty cool. Showed me how to make puppets, he did. He only ate kittens so it was a bother keeping him around.

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Mum said no one would notice!!

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Posted: 16th Aug 2007 20:02 Edited at: 16th Aug 2007 20:03
@Brain111

Your past self is blackmailing your present self?

Yeah, that is wierd.

What did he/you demand? For you're sake, i hope it doesn't involve clowns.

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Posted: 16th Aug 2007 21:31
Quote: "Whose side are you on?"

I am purely halfway. Sided, obviously. Not gender...
Interesting that you can be blackmailed by yourself. Isn't that a paradox, being that if you have to gie something to yourself, you already have it, but you need to give it to yourslef without not giving it to yourself?

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Posted: 16th Aug 2007 21:47
Oh no my brain...ahhhhh!!!!!

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Posted: 16th Aug 2007 22:22
You haven't heard my ultimate grandad paradox...

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Posted: 16th Aug 2007 22:26
Is it where you go back in time and shag your gran? lmao

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Posted: 16th Aug 2007 22:33
"You know what would be great now, baking me so good old fashioned sugar cookies."
"How about these cookies sugar!"

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Posted: 16th Aug 2007 22:42 Edited at: 16th Aug 2007 22:43
That's disturbing, now I know it was on futurama...but still, it puts disturbing thoughts into my brain.

Quote: ", i hope it doesn't involve clowns."


Remember the last guy that happened to? God, that was a nightmare, actually almost happened to me, I was so relieved when the clowns were on there way, but you Grandma, you were like Dog the Bounty Hunter, you took him down like a badass and I owe it all to you, you crazy Norwegian you.

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I think this is a TGC equivalent of a drunk thread, where everybody makes no sense and they're sober.

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Posted: 16th Aug 2007 23:13
^Sorry, that must have been another crazy norwegian clown-hating bounty-hunter commie grandma. There are many of us, and we all looka'like.

Easy mistake.

How's the chav distillation process? promising results? The flux capacitor is almost complete, i just need some tape to hold it all togheter and i'm all done. Also the delorean is being shipped over to your hello kitty fun-house facility as we speak.

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Posted: 16th Aug 2007 23:35 Edited at: 16th Aug 2007 23:37
Grandma and Seppuku- What would happen if we all got toasty and started posting on here or better yet were around one another. I had this odd vision of grandma flinging socks with apples in them at passing schoolchildren why Seppuku and I constructed a trebuchet to take siege on town. We shall wrench the locals filthy unclean hands from our fair city bwhahahahahaha!


Just a thought..and if the clowns come, I have my baseball bat..though most of them aren't too bad of folks. One time though, STORY TIME!!

One of my dearest friends chelsey whom i've had a crush on for four years, anyway, is terrified of clowns, if there is one around she will find the nearest person to hide behind until we've passed him. Well skip to field of screams a lovely attraction designed to scare you which was lame by the way, and the last thing to do was a 3d house with killer clowns running around with air guns, I don't know why she was going in there, I suppose she had to prove she could take it. So we walked in and its the noraml stuff for that attraction, air around the feet, creepy lights and such but no clowns yet. So we make our way up stairs and through a very narrow corridor leading to a room and as we're about to leave a door bursts open to my left *I'm in the front, she's in the middle* and two clowns burst out and start firing their air pistols and running around. *mind you this is a maze* She starts freaking out big time and its so bad she's on the ground crying, I tried to get her up and she just couldn't move and one of the dudes saw it and took his mask off asking if she was okay. I asked him where the exit was because we had to get her out of there, he showed us the way and told us he'd alert the other guys about it, *what a nice guy huh?*. As we were leaving one clown, you always get these guys came down the exit ramp detemined to make her cry again, and he wouldn't leave and so me and another guy she was with stood in front of him and I tried to talk him down and the other guy standing at around seven ft. just looked at him and said no way. He turned around and left finally and then we went on home, so that was my story about clowns.

By the way, only thing to give me the slightest scare was at the end of a darkened house you walk down steps and hear a chainsaw start up, so you know its the last room and its gonna be good, so a guy lunges at you and gets that f****ing chainsaw an inch from your face, man that was so asweome, adreanaline flowing and all I could do was laugh and say "yea you f****ing rock brotha!"

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Posted: 16th Aug 2007 23:58
My mind just blew it's nose when I read you post zombie.

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"How about these cookies sugar!""


Haha, futurama rocks. I Zoidburg and the professor.

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Posted: 17th Aug 2007 00:10
Quote: "I had this odd vision of grandma flinging socks with apples in them at passing schoolchildren why Seppuku and I constructed a trebuchet to take siege on town. We shall wrench the locals filthy unclean hands from our fair city bwhahahahahaha!"


That wasn't vision, that actually happened, it was only last week, remember?

I mean Grandma had to pay a lot to fly over to England, but I'm sure it was worth it.


Quote: "How's the chav distillation process? promising results? The flux capacitor is almost complete, i just need some tape to hold it all togheter and i'm all done. Also the delorean is being shipped over to your hello kitty fun-house facility as we speak."


We have to bring our plotting from MSN into this don't you? I wasn't going to tell anyone here, it was going to be a surprise...as for the chav distillation process, it's proving difficult, like I said 'chav' is a highly volatile and I'm having trouble with it's violent reactions - do you have any other chemical that'll react with them so that the reactions calm down a bit. Cheers.

Quote: ""yea you f****ing rock brotha!""


Careful mate, I don't think the forum rules look light on foul swearing, even if starred out, but I dunno, I've never read the AUP, only snippets when people post them when someone's being naughty.

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Posted: 17th Aug 2007 00:28
whoops gotta be careful about that, thanks for the warning haha, we all get carried away at some point right haha.

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Posted: 17th Aug 2007 01:25 Edited at: 17th Aug 2007 01:32
I LIKE CAFFEINATED BEVERAGES







DON'T YOU?

Ok, now that I've got that out of my system... has anyone ever gone outside and thought "Hey, this is really good grahpics!" A friend of mine often does that. Sometimes when my body is on too much caffeine and I'm feeling a little crazy I try to using position object to find belongings I've lost.

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Posted: 17th Aug 2007 01:46
Yeah that kinds of happens on a caffeine high, the best 'drug' for my insanity is lack of sleep, as I found out on my 30 hours without sleep when catching a plane to Germany, I mean who needs drugs when you can get high off of sleep deprived insanity, and anything is funny when you're tired, literally.

As for caffeine, I don't need it to go crazy, mental illnesses run in my family, as you probably can tell.

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Posted: 17th Aug 2007 01:48 Edited at: 17th Aug 2007 01:52
I hate lack of sleep... when I get REALLY tired my brain doesn't function as well or as fast so I try to avoid people for awhile because I don't want to do something embarrassing. I just lose all sense of reality...

Cool...I've just accidentally found a better way to spell graphics (see my last post). Doesn't it make more sense to say grah-pics?

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Quote: "I hate lack of sleep... when I get REALLY tired my brain doesn't function as well or as fast so I try to avoid people"


Try the famous person name game, you name a famous person, then with the first letter of their last name is the letter you need for the next person. At the 20 hour mark you find yourself getting really stuck, I got stuck on 'm' for goodness sakes, plus as you're tired it's funny, because my brain slowed down I think I sounded drunk, which adds to the funniness.

Quote: "found a better way to spell graphics (see my last post)"


That's okay, you've spelled it the same way the Koreans that made Kal Online did, so just say you're foreign and nobody will notice.

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Hahaha ah sleep deprevation and caffiene...normal for me here, i've been up for almost a whole day here and going well into the night and tomorrow..so no doubt some rather odd posts may arise from me.. and I ran out of my caffiene today. Arrrgh..its cool though, I just bike off the urge for a caffine booster..seriously been on the stuff since I was six years old.

Its true that everything becomes funnier becasue they do, I found myself laughing rather uncontrollably at a an lol cat today..I mean it was funny but I nearly fell out of my chair. I just got back from another lovely bike ride, real short though I think it was only maybe a mile, today though I rode at least three or four which is pretty good pacing for me considering I haven't been on a bike for five years. Doing all this daily now so I'm on the second day of this heat exercise of mine, its very tiresome and the burn is so good so I know I'm building up my muscles yay!!! Wow I don't know why I kept telling you all that..my sincerest apologies.

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Quote: "has anyone ever gone outside and thought "Hey, this is really good graphics!""


Yea, often times my friend and I will be sitting in a room or walking down a hallway at school and remark upon the great shaders used on the walls and floors.

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Posted: 17th Aug 2007 02:55 Edited at: 17th Aug 2007 02:55
Quote: "has anyone ever gone outside and thought "Hey, this is really good graphics!"


Haha, it seems to not be as uncommon as i thought. I myself often exclaim "wooow duude, check out the polys on that chick."

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Quote: ""wooow duude, check out the polys on that chick.""


Oh my god I've done that hahaha! I've also thought I was in this super rpg while riding my bike and listening to some metal so like jumping over ditches and stuff totally would uncover the 1 of 1000 kagillion things to get me my ulitamte weapon to defeat the evil overlord of the underworld.

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I wouldn't jump to conclusions so soon

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ahhhhh Jess is back...hide haha.

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Posted: 17th Aug 2007 12:14
Quote: "1 of 1000 kagillion things to get me my ulitamte weapon to defeat the evil overlord of the underworld."


What evidence against Elton John's secret plot? So that you can have him executed. Yeah I know about it, in this MMORPG I'm a commander in the rebellion against him (Why is there always a rebellion?) led by our great anti-Elton John leader, Mark Lamarr.

Quote: "Haha, it seems to not be as uncommon as i thought. I myself often exclaim "wooow duude, check out the polys on that chick.""


That's a sign you look at the screen too much...but to be honest, some of the nurbs modelling on some girls is mighty fine, whilst other's have taken waaay too much advantage of the 'inflate' tool. There's some fine models I would mind extruding. Yes, it's funny how you can make geek talk into sexual innuendoes...I think that says something about geek culture.

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Yeah, yeah, that's because you're insane enough to return to this mess.

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Posted: 17th Aug 2007 12:37 Edited at: 17th Aug 2007 12:38
whooooooo a beer for seppuku for leading us to victory against the tyrannical rule of Elton John!

I am SO tired hahaha

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I do sometimes look at the handle of a car door or something and think "Nice lighting effects". And then "ZOMG WTF? I gotta get out more"

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Well its that time again folks, time to go make my legs cry as I push them for another long bike ride. I wish you pleasant thoughts on this day.

Hopefully this thread is still in its wackiness by the time I come back and oh no LOOK...

' A penguin!!!!! Run for the steak sauce!

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You know you've been playing games too long when...

...you start wondering which graphics card your eyes use

...you ask someone what their poly count is

...you try to use cheat codes to stop the speeding car from hitting you

...you try to modify the program's source code to make traffic go faster

...you don't see a HUD in real life and get very surprised

...you start wondering which language the Universe is programmed in

...you try to press the reset button on a hard day

...you keep waiting around at someone's funerals for them to respawn

...you try pressing save before doing something dangerous

...you try to log out of your life to take a break

...you say "Cool! No loading screens!" when going into your house

...you're surprised that physical pain actually hurts you

...you jump off a bridge so you will respawn with full health

...you don't know what's going on when all the shops are selling things for different prices

...you start wondering when you'll get to go to the final battle

...you wonder why your backpack can't hold 1000 items

...you don't understand why the game designers make you have to go to the bathroom every few hours

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Posted: 17th Aug 2007 14:57 Edited at: 17th Aug 2007 14:58
The only geeky thing like that I've done is when I was drunk, I wanted to 'Undo' something I just said (said it to a female relation which abolished all hopes of anything).

I got so frantic , I started to say "Undo, Undo, UNDO!" stabbing at the air where "Ctrl" and "Z" should be

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The funniest thing I've done was the first time I drank, I took down a bottle and a half of rum and I was walking around the room saying how if this was drunk..then everyone sucks because I can walk so good! I then proceeded to fall on the couch and have a guiness and watch a movie, not very entertaining but at least I can hold me liquour..I can take more now and walking and talking is nothing for me in a stupor, you'd swear I was sober.

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I heard about this guy who uses NLP to make himself drunk with water...

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Hahahaha no way...thats pretty interesting.

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Derren Brown...and it's not NLP,

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Quote: "you try pressing save before doing something dangerous"

O_o Guilty of that one too. When trying out something new, I sometimes have tried to press save. And when Imake a mistake while drawing, CTRL-Z seems so close...

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Quote: "Derren Brown"


Not him... The person I'm talking about lives in Russia but I don't know their name... They're not famous though, just someone I heard about on another forum...

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The world is programmed in DBpro, EVERYONE knows that... riiighht??

I find it hilarious that Jordan has long since left his own thread. He can't take the insanity!!!

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Derren does it too, and it isn't NLP.

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So is that why the Royal Mail is so slow

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Oh, ok.

If the world is programmed in DBPro then WHERE CAN I GET THAT COOL SHADER I SEE EVERY DAY?!

We should all pick a time and date to spam this thread and see how much the TGC server can handle.

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Outside, What that? Is the thing that lies behind the sacred front door, the thing that lays behind my never opened blackout blind?

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I got so frantic , I started to say "Undo, Undo, UNDO!" stabbing at the air where "Ctrl" and "Z" should be"


You'll be glad of my new invention called the life keyboard, all the key board shortcuts you get on a PC, becomes real.

Coming to a store near you in roughly 5 minutes,
Keep away from small children,
Keep away from Old People.


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Tomorrow, 10:00 gmt.

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I hope that's not 10 in the morning GMT, or I'll have to get up at 5:30. hehe

Nice sig by the way

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Posted: 17th Aug 2007 18:32 Edited at: 17th Aug 2007 18:32
Oh please.

We all know the mods are gonna lock it by 9:59 GMT tomorrow.

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I suppose it will be locked.

And so the countdown beings...

18 hours and 24 minutes until the lock!

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Why are there so many views on this thread? All you have to do is socialise to meet someone.



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[cue Jess]

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I will go down with the thread!

No wait! Don't leave me!

Lock.... lock..... lock.... lock (chants this over and over)

Everyone chant with me!

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