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Zombie 20
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Quote: "Darn it zombie, I wanted 400!!!!!!!!!!"


Mwhahahahahahaha The Undead Strikes Again!!!!

I was the first to write a sentence with all starting letters capitalized!

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<vomit> I was the first to vomit at the stupidity of this thread.

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I am the first to mop up Kieran's vomit.....

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I was the first to post 4 random emoties in a post in a row with the intention of posting 4 random emoties in a post in a row in this topic too!

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GatorHex-I don\'t think one or three people could really contend or try to if Grandma and company were ready for them, I\'m sure they\'re good in the upfront melee field too. I took up arts because of fear of being mugged, didn\'t want to be in that situation and not be able to get out of it even with an injury.

I was the first to post another post from a different thread into here hahah!

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I was the first to post a penguin getting drunk.






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Posted: 20th Aug 2007 17:20
Quote: "I just wasted 10 minutes of my life reading through the last two pages of this thread, but it was entertaining."


Some of us wasted more than that just posting in this thread.

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Posted: 20th Aug 2007 17:24
Yea but its been one fun thread haha.

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Posted: 20th Aug 2007 17:35 Edited at: 20th Aug 2007 17:36
Indeed and very strange one at that too...I think I've lost my mind so much that I have no energy and am turning normal...

...Nah not really, as if I'd let myself become boring, I'd make myself look like an idiot a whole lot more for shear hell of it sweet cheeks.

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I hope you don't mind sexual harrassment eh sweet cheeks? I don't care if we're both guys, at least then I'm less likely to get feminists running after me with picketing signs.

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Posted: 20th Aug 2007 17:50
HAHAHAHAH!! I'm gonna go have a soda now!

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The universe was programmed in Dark Basic Professional (x10) XD. The universe is looping itself for eternity (do loop)
The universe will soon start from the beginning again at the point of the big bang, straight after the big crunch.

In some years time when "crysis" looks like space invaders and reality can be simulated on a computer, this forum will have topped up more than a billion users and they all began programming every bit of the universe in Dark Basic. Then one day one aged member of the forum (no names) compiles it without permission and the universe is reset (the big bang) and we all start again in this simulated world until we program it again in an endless loop that is for ever repeating itself, each time becoming more simulated, but there was no begining so I can't tell you where we are. All this time I have been sleeping in a potato, sack...reading the roof tiles from some council flat in Doncaster.

Read the following and then compile it in Dark BASIC. Be warned, it will blow you away.






That is all that is in my new book (the opposite force) buy my book now $50!!!!! WHOA, bonza deal!!!!

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Posted: 20th Aug 2007 20:10
Quote: "The universe will soon start from the beginning again at the point of the big bang, straight after the big crunch."


The person who coded it obvious set it at a crappy sync rate.

Quote: "WHOA, bonza deal!!!!
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Thanks to that, I have the Sheila's Wheels advert theme tune in my head, damn you.

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Posted: 20th Aug 2007 21:08
Dude, I totally want to team up with a viking and go on a massive killing spree..then null it all at the end of the loop so it will be a never ending killfest mwhahahah

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@Seppuku
Quote: "as for the chav distillation process, it's proving difficult, like I said 'chav' is a highly volatile and I'm having trouble with it's violent reactions - do you have any other chemical that'll react with them so that the reactions calm down a bit. Cheers."

Adding a touch of Burberry seems to make them more stable
Q: Why do chav girls pull their hair back so tight their eyeballs pop out? Do they actually think that looks good?

Quote: ""I just wasted 10 minutes of my life reading through the last two pages of this thread, but it was entertaining.""

Haha I didn't

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You clown story was BAAD, poor girl. I bet she only went in because you were with her and she wanted to grab hold of you
Those guys trying to make her cry again deserve a smack in the face Then we'll see who cries

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Posted: 20th Aug 2007 23:25
Yea..we've been close for a long time..I have strong feelings for her but I don't know if she feels about me that way anymore. I'm thinking of just grabbing her and kissing her next time I see her. She's always hid behind me when a clown is around..those guys were jerks..but it was only a few because most of them let us go because she was crying and scared.

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Posted: 21st Aug 2007 00:01
Go for it, girls never initiate it do they . Just wait for a moment, you know like when you both stop talking and make eye contact. She might give you a slap but she'll like it either way

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Posted: 21st Aug 2007 00:12 Edited at: 21st Aug 2007 00:23
Yea..probably..no slap brohter she can hit..hard. But you're right I owe her a kiss from a few years ago when she gave me one. I really do care for her its just a question of can I make her happy and would I be able to provide for her and I? I'm not exactly a 16 yr. old anymore.

She had invited me to come along too..we hadn't seen each other in such a long time. Couple years. I love her to death..she's so awseome

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Posted: 21st Aug 2007 00:34
Aw look..the undead man has feelings..hahahahah! Quick get him while he's feeling stuff.

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Posted: 21st Aug 2007 01:12
Quote: "Adding a touch of Burberry seems to make them more stable
Q: Why do chav girls pull their hair back so tight their eyeballs pop out? Do they actually think that looks good?"


Interesting, I didn't think of that, well Grandma, I think transporting high volatile material to Norway to Grandma's Hello Kitty factory won't be a problem - though it'll be had getting a chav past customs.

As for the chav girl thing - there's a lot of things about why they do things - in my opinion they all look ugly, even the good lookers because they're too superficial for my liking.

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Posted: 21st Aug 2007 01:33
@OBese87

Actually they DO initiate it sometimes, but not many of those who do stay interested for long. Maybe they get tired of waiting for the guy to start it...

In fact I've been proposed to by a few people before. Two of them were gay guys and I had to run for it. The girl wasn't pretty so I said no.

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Posted: 21st Aug 2007 01:38
Aw..now I really miss her and she's over an hour away! Wahhhhh! Zombie be heartbroken now, time for rock and caffiene.

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Posted: 21st Aug 2007 01:42
Quote: "Two of them were gay guys and I had to run for it."


Er yeah...about that...well this isn't the place, too many young'ns around and I don't particularly want to scar them for life - not that I care about their well-being, it's just if I scar them they can sue me.

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Posted: 21st Aug 2007 01:43
Quote: "not that I care about their well-being"


Hahahaha..so the truth comes out haha.

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Posted: 21st Aug 2007 01:45
Its so odd seppuku..I feel like I've really gotten to know you a little better through this thread along with some other users. Hahaha not that its a bad thing.

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Quote: "This is what Jordan wrote before he edited his first post..."


You lie. He wrote this:




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Posted: 21st Aug 2007 03:23 Edited at: 21st Aug 2007 03:24
Well, we're on page 5 for me... Maybe this post will make it page 6?

Nope. Still page 5 for me.
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wrong font KYP

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Posted: 21st Aug 2007 13:12
Holy crap I can't believe we stretched this to eleven pages..we are bored aren't we?

Well hey as long as people keep posting interesting things then I'll keep posting..but then you could say "Zombie..you're boring, go away." And I'd be sad..so I have a yo momma joke for you all, code box for the youngins, don't wanna get in trouble haha.




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Posted: 21st Aug 2007 14:07
Quote: "Interesting, I didn't think of that, well Grandma, I think transporting high volatile material to Norway to Grandma's Hello Kitty factory won't be a problem"


Arrgh! My secret underground facility is named "Evil lair of inevitable DOOM!" or "evil lair" for short. Not "hello kitty factory". It may LOOK like a hello kitty factory but that's the whole idea right? Not to raise too much suspicion trough the experiment. I've removed all the skulls from the walls, flaming torches and bodies lying around the former jail cell which now works as a storage department.

Anyways, that's jolly good news! Alpha testing phase will be commenced momentarily after shipment has been recieved. All bulkheads will be magnetically sealed and non-critical staff removed(that would the the smelly secretary).

Good work on the distillation process, i never thought it could be done. And great work on the modified delorean, it looks sweet. Nice touch with painting it pink and putting a big hello kitty vinyl on the hood. I have just about finished implementing the flux capacitor, it's just waiting for the raw chav.

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Posted: 21st Aug 2007 14:09 Edited at: 21st Aug 2007 14:22
Grandma and Seppuku- Hahahaha...keep it up guys..I love reading about your "operation". But I have to ask..why not use kittens as fuel?

Obese-Finally found a pic of her..this was a few years ago at prom. She went with one of my best mates colin..he is a true scotsman and a fine individual, haha and yes he has a kilt and yes it rocks. Crap that may be hard to see..I'll fix it up..well I can't haha never mind.

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Sounds like we're good to go Grandma - our plot sounds like it's ready to commence, the chavs are nearly there, I sent my minions to deliver them - they had some trouble at customs - then they realised they were going to Norway and said "We're English, what do we care about Norway?" - they nodded and let them through, which is good new.

And thanks, the delorean took quite a bit of work - and I though the Hello Kitty stuff would be excellent, I mean it'll attract lots of girls too, so we can't go wrong there - every evil villain has to have a lovely girl or 12 - you know to take the stress off of things.

Quote: "Grandma and Seppuku- Hahahaha...keep it up guys..I love reading about your "operation"."


We were going to keep it a secret and let you all find out through the BBC News, but you know, you're all crazy, so crazy that if you told the authorities our plans they'd think you're making it up for attention - so we don't film threatened by discussing our plans here.

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Posted: 21st Aug 2007 14:24 Edited at: 21st Aug 2007 14:34
Ah yes..of course england isn't worried about norway until they realize too late of course the giant viking force that overtakes them.

Hey hey hey I'm bored..here have a desktop.

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Posted: 21st Aug 2007 14:37
I'm confused by your desktop, I mean, you're scared of the dork? Who's the dork? I'll beat him up if you want.

Quote: "Ah yes..of course england isn't worried about norway until they realize too late of course the giant viking force that overtakes them."


Oh, that's so like one and a half millennia ago! Like God, so get with the times.

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Quote: " I'm confused by your desktop, I mean, you're scared of the dork? Who's the dork? I'll beat him up if you want.
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Its not supposed to make sense, I have an odd humour to me..but go ahead and beat him up..

Quote: "Oh, that's so like one and a half millennia ago! Like God, so get with the times.

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I don't wanna hahaha..have a carrot

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Scared of the dork... hey look, a LOL cat in the background!

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Posted: 21st Aug 2007 14:51
Good good, i'm trippin' with exitement. I just hope your minions wouldn't mind being subjected to intense scrutiny before i accept their entrance to my lair. I wouldn't want any undercover cops here now would i? What if they were cops and stumbeled upon my anti-matter drive powered by propoganda extract and liquid ignorance!

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Yeah, that's what they want you to think.

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Quote: "I just hope your minions wouldn't mind being subjected to intense scrutiny before i accept their entrance to my lair."


It's okay they have conformity chips in place (Got them free from McDonalds, reprogrammed them to conform to me and you) so if want them to not mind, then they will. Don't worry about cops - I sent a distraction, you know how a lot of Norwegian Satanists like burning Churches? Well, I hired one to drive a bus in a Burger King, it'll keep them distracted whilst my minions do their work.

Quote: "Yeah, that's what they want you to think."


I know of their plot, I'm a spy, I just didn't want to let any Englishmen know, I mean as soon as the word 'threat' passes the lips of an Englishmen the armed forces are there immediately - so I just wanted to keep the whole 'me sneaking in Viking Scouts' a bit quiet, you know.

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Posted: 21st Aug 2007 15:11
So grandma and sepp are taking over england..oh my..leave my ireland alone and we'll be good.

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Posted: 21st Aug 2007 15:24
We might pop over for some Irish alcohol - kill some of those idiots nobody likes over there and then head back to England, you know - we don't want to rule Ireland, it's fine as it is - plus Magner's wouldn't taste as sweet if you were all slaves.

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Posted: 21st Aug 2007 15:26 Edited at: 21st Aug 2007 15:28
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That's why i like working with you, you think of everything and work effectively. Unlike my last partner, Zombie 20, he kept chewing on my cables and groping my smelly secretary yelling "brains braaaains!". Got kinda annoying after a while, but in his sober condition he proved helpfull by supplying me with various candy bars.

About the satanistburger king trick, that one's original, i might actually believe it would confuse the law enforcers for a week or so. Should be enough.

Edit: Ireland rocks, i would protect it with my life, and a pair of small shoes if i must.

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Glad I've been efficient. As for your last guy, I wouldn't have fired him - I would have given him a 'decoy' secretary in a separate room out of your way - at least then you'd still have your supply of candy bars. As for the cables - another decoy of course, you know give him a cheap TV, a playstation and various lamps and he'd be set for life.

As for Ireland, indeed, that's why the Vikings never really bothered in the first place, so when the French try to invade again - we'll be ready to protect Ireland, I mean we can't live with out an Irish Ireland - that's one reason we're invading England - the ship prices from England to Ireland are much cheaper and well all of the pillaging will pay for all of the booze.

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Posted: 21st Aug 2007 15:58 Edited at: 21st Aug 2007 15:59
Quote: "That's why i like working with you, you think of everything and work effectively. Unlike my last partner, Zombie 20, he kept chewing on my cables and groping my smelly secretary yelling "brains braaaains!". Got kinda annoying after a while, but in his sober condition he proved helpfull by supplying me with various candy bars."


Hahahah! Candy rocks..sorry about your secretary..I am a zombie after all..protect I shall protect ireland by gathering all of my undead brothers and we will walk slowly towards the enemy and chomp them. Remember grandma..in groups we are destructive!!! Take the deloran and go back and collect zombies from all across the world for the largest slow moving force to ever walk this desolate land..we shall spill the blood of the untrustworthy mwhawhahahah!


Quote: " I mean we can't live with out an Irish Ireland "


Hear hear!! I plan on moving to ireland and living there for the rest of my days..seriously I'm going to find myself a nice piece of land.

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She broke up with me this thread should be over but probably wont be, so....

I will completely take this thread over and reclaim it glory! Hahahaha! Get the h*** away from my thread! Muahahaha!

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So jordan..do you plan on taking on my shambling mass of zombies, and grandma's and sepp's viking warriors?

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Posted: 21st Aug 2007 17:27
Actually Seppuku got plenty of genetically modified suicide fish at his disposal aswell as some evil minions and let's not forget his vast amount of surface-to-surface/air hello kitty toys. I got vikings with rocket-propelled axes for 300% faster attacks. and you.......you Zombie control the biggest army earth has ever known, the bodies of every man that has ever walked the earth.

Quote: "She broke up with me this thread should be over but probably wont be, so...."


That was fast. Well take heart in that it happened sooner rather than later when she would've had your heart by the [explicit removed].

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Sure I always wanted zombies and viking warriors.....

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Quote: "Actually Seppuku got plenty of genetically modified suicide fish "


Ah yes! Those, the ones from when we first spoke on MSN - how did those fins work out by the way?

As for our allegiance, join us Jordan, there's plenty of women in it, I mean our sexy Hello Kitty delorean is a girl magnet. Sorry to hear that she broke up with you - if it was that quick for her, then she obviously isn't right for you - my quickest relationship lasted a week and now I am glad that girl broke up with me - I hate her. So you might find that down the road, you might not, but as they say 'You win some, you lose some' until you find the right person and I hope you do mate (I'm sure you will).

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Posted: 21st Aug 2007 18:12 Edited at: 21st Aug 2007 18:12
Quote: "She broke up with me this thread should be over but probably wont be, so...."

Now I feel bad about my jabs and petty kidding. Ah well, you win some you lose a lot. But on the good side, we'll see more of Jordan.......


I guess now would be a bad time to ask for screenshots?

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Quote: "She broke up with me this thread should be over but probably wont be, so...."


Wow, that was fast. She didn't even stay for a month. Ah well, remember there's always more out there.

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