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Keo C
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Posted: 27th Aug 2007 00:57
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Quote: "That was a year ago, 'tis old, I've eaten that poodle already."
Hehe.

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Zombie 20
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Posted: 27th Aug 2007 12:49
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And then the zombie comes in the niiiiiiiiiight!!!!!

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Posted: 27th Aug 2007 12:57
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I would like to apologise to you all on the behalf of myself and my entire evil empire for the recent occurrences and a Mr Zombie 20, we did some experimental testing on him and he was our responsibility and therefore, we're to blame for the reason why he's out on society when he should be locked up in our labs. So please accept this apology and we will capture him and never let this sort of things happen again...Because I'd rather show society the true wrath of the empire and not just one single half genetically modified nutter.

Thank you.

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tha_rami
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Posted: 27th Aug 2007 16:17
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Apologies accepted. However, the Brotherhood of NOT (located in the treehouse just outside the city) would like to take in this nutter for experiments, eventually to reproduce it and start a counterwar against your empire after you overthrow the current global politic system. Just for fun. Would that be alright?


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Posted: 27th Aug 2007 16:42
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I'msure they won't mind in the slightest. Will you my captives- Uhh... friends Seppuku, Grandma, Zombie and the Vikings?

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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 27th Aug 2007 17:17
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You may, I mean I've got enough biological weapons to deal with, I mean I decided to kidnap both Paris Hilton and Elton John for my evil deeds, Elton I can handle, Paris Hilton on the other hand is proving a very difficult specimen, so incidentally Elton tries to escape whilst she is being unruly. It's a mess over here so if you want Zombie for biological testing, I don't mind. I'm just glad I didn't try taking Kate Moss as well.

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tha_rami
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Posted: 27th Aug 2007 17:28 Edited at: 27th Aug 2007 17:28
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You got Paris Hilton? Oh dear.

In that case, I think we should try and talk diplomatically; with Zombie 20, seeming to be a distinct and heavily modified version of a male human specimen I stand no chance against Paris Hilton. Are you sure an Evil Empire as yours can handle such a weapon of all mass destruction?

The Brotherhood has initiated a search for Britney Spears - although supplying that weapon with enough stabilizing material could prove problematic.

But still... Paris Hilton? Dear god...


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Posted: 27th Aug 2007 17:41
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It's very difficult, she's the most stable element known to man. She proved very useful at keeping the UK forces away from my head quarters and are too afraid to even approach my territory.

Good news she's coming around, unfortunately she's very expensive - so much so we've managed to receive financial support from her Grandfather (who dislikes her) on the condition that I kill her when I've done with her. I think I may need to kidnap someone like Brad Pitt, I hear she calms down to good looking men, maybe she'll be calm enough for us to inject a control chip into her.

I suppose that's bad news for the brotherhood eh? Good luck with Britney spears, you'll need it

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Xenocythe
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Posted: 27th Aug 2007 17:42
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TROOOOOGDOOOOOR
@Zombie 20

TRROGGDDOOR

Trogdor was a dragon
He was a... dragon man
Half dragon.. half man
BUT HE WAS STILL TROOOGGDOOOOOR

Burninating the village
Burninating all the peasants
Burninating all the people

And then Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIGHT!!!


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Posted: 27th Aug 2007 18:16
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(Is sick)

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Zombie 20
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Posted: 28th Aug 2007 02:50
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Hahahaha whooo I'm expendable hahah. Create the legend of Zombie and his legion of terrifying army of undead nitwits.

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dab
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Posted: 28th Aug 2007 04:29
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I declare we get the thread's title to be "Newly Dumped Girlfriend"

All those in favor?
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Posted: 28th Aug 2007 04:34
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Aye



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Aye-aye mate


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Zombie 20
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aye aye aye ya yaiii!!!!! but..then that would be rude.

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tha_rami
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Posted: 28th Aug 2007 04:44 Edited at: 28th Aug 2007 04:45
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Well, we hit on a drug shipment and the loot was rather good, so I think we can calm Britney Spears for a while. I've heard she and Paris are combinable. Do the mad, moralless and evil scientists of your evil empire support this theory?


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Posted: 28th Aug 2007 04:46
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Quote: "but..then that would be rude."

Did she dump him? or he dump her? If she dump him, then I oppose.
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Posted: 28th Aug 2007 05:06
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I believe he was dumped, so its not very nice.

We must take up arms now before the surrounding countries realize what we're up to, to glory and victory my undead brothers!

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Dr Manette
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Posted: 28th Aug 2007 05:30
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Darn, I've missed the start of another glorious revolution. Ah well, I'll be back with my super nukes and flying tanks.


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Posted: 28th Aug 2007 08:03
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Only 29 posts left Doc..you can get it this time hehehe.

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Posted: 28th Aug 2007 12:04
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Quote: "I've heard she and Paris are combinable. Do the mad, moralless and evil scientists of your evil empire support this theory?"


Hell yeah! Though Paris is as volatile as it is, it might not be safe until we can handle Paris properly, putting her with Britney would be a nightmare and then combining them could easily backfire at this stage - we need them both under 100% control - I don't want to fail due to carelessness and to be blinded by my own greed/evilness just to create the ultimate weapon. This is where most evil geniuses have failed.

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Posted: 28th Aug 2007 12:07
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Most evil genius fail when tossing off dramatic one-liners when trying to escape, and for that reason stopping and being shot in the back, asking the hero 'one last question' and for hat reason being shot in the back, and for walking backwards down corridrs with the gun pointing forwards. And installing air vents in their castle.

Acording to Grandma, I am now enemy of the evil republic, who captured Paris Hilton and couldn't manage it.
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Zombie 20
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Posted: 28th Aug 2007 12:11
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Monolouges seem to be the undoing of most villians..and capes.

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Posted: 28th Aug 2007 12:12
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Search for '101 things Evil Overlord'. Tis very funny.

Acording to Grandma, I am now enemy of the evil republic, who captured Paris Hilton and couldn't manage it.
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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 28th Aug 2007 12:53
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I've read that myself and took notes.

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Posted: 28th Aug 2007 20:17
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Haha Seppuku... you're crazy.
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Posted: 28th Aug 2007 22:04
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Quote: "Only 29 posts left Doc..you can get it this time hehehe."


I won't jinx it!


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Posted: 28th Aug 2007 23:34
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well i suppose thats for the best, good luck to you.

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And all of you.
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Zombie 20
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hehehehe...hey sep wanna split some goats milk and tomato soup, I'm feeling generous today.

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Posted: 29th Aug 2007 10:06 Edited at: 29th Aug 2007 10:07
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Yeah go ahead, I mean what are evil buddies for?

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What are you? My psychiatrist? If you are, I'm sorry about the window.

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Zombie 20
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Posted: 29th Aug 2007 10:35
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A great man once said "When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace"

And here is a quote from me when I was hanging out with my friends

"Come on, its getting away..free train ride!"

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Quote: " A great man once said "When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace" "


Can't be that great...all evil lords and lordesses know that the love of power is the greatest thing you can have...it's an incentive to control everything and make the world exactly as you want. When we enslave the world, only then will there be peace.

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yea by a totaltiarian domination of all other races hahaha..do it my way or I'll stomp ya. But..a certain level of control should be employed I agree.

Boy oh boy..evil folk these days huh, so what kind of minions do you have?

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My Minions:
/2500/ /2262/ /1200/ /51/ 3 and stil counting!

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Zombie 20
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Posted: 29th Aug 2007 12:54 Edited at: 29th Aug 2007 12:54
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Seeing as I'm a failed experiement that wishes for its own idenity I demand a spin-off show that will bash the ratings board with my hot sexy licks from my mighty 20 foot guitar!

Of course..Ukes freaking rock and I'd much prefer that.

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Quote: "Seeing as I'm a failed experiement that wishes for its own idenity I demand a spin-off show that will bash the ratings board with my hot sexy licks from my mighty 20 foot guitar!"

Somehow 20 foot guitars only seem mighty if you destroy them i some way these days.

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mm..very true..maybe I could impale some people on them and cook them for a charity benefection.

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nooooooooooooooooo the thread must not die..live..live!!!!!!!! Quick lets talk about how totally awesome french fries are..go potatoes go!

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Posted: 30th Aug 2007 14:05 Edited at: 30th Aug 2007 14:06
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I was awake to 5.00AM fiddling around with facebook. That interwiev thing was fun, but wow, lot's of gramatically wrong questions there, and some aren't questions at all because they are missing the "?". Idiots.

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Indeed, why can't losers who surf the net on websites like Facebook, MySpace or TGC learn their freaking Englamish?

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Posted: 30th Aug 2007 15:38 Edited at: 30th Aug 2007 15:39
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ye why cant ppl just lrn 2 type???

i h8 when they write wørds liek "ur" end "c" insted of see and nvr use comma or fullztop cant n y 1 c how annoing taht iz!!!??

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eye no itz leik dey dnt no ne thin a lil punct wudn hurt cos dis is so hrd 2 rd it dsnt mk n e sns 2 typ leik dis as is a i sor i tink its frm txt nttrz hu typ leik dis as wll...(Whoops an ellipsis is punctuation)

Apparently it's a lot quicker to type like that...I beg to differ because it took me longer because I had to think about it. I bet that's impossible to read...though do try: I have a translation below if you really want/need it:





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Squelchy Tom
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Quote: "err.. Yeah I agree. I just celebrated my 6 month with my girlfriend yesterday. I mean sure, we're all geeks but that doesn't mean we can't get girls. That's on a different level...."


Actually by the looks of it only around 40% of this forum are considored geeks :/

i would not class myself as one :/ even though i gave the statistic in a percentage
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http://www.potterpuppetpals.com/sexy.swf

^ funny

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What the hell!? Snape has a sexy side?...

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exactly why it is funny

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Though the actor probably could cover that song quite well - perfect voice for it...Actually what was that Star Trek spoof he starred in? That was pretty funny.

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Haha, yea, that clip is so funny. Especially the first part.


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The ending is funny. Also on the homepage the youtube video is hilarious, and be sure to watch the muggle pants animation, also funny especially the dance remix.

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