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Geek Culture / [LOCKED] New Girlfriend!

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dab
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Posted: 8th Sep 2007 09:23


That was on my clipboard. its the amount of time we have until that serjo dude returns.
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Posted: 8th Sep 2007 09:24
Or the next apocalypse.... DUN DUN DUUUN!

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Zombie 20
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Posted: 8th Sep 2007 09:25
That will be a dual-day...new years day and he comes back to bug us.

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Posted: 8th Sep 2007 09:25
Ah! So that's what those banners mean. He got banned right? lol

dab
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yea
Aaron Miller
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Posted: 8th Sep 2007 09:31
If I had $10 for each post that was made here... I'd have $42!


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Zombie 20
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Posted: 8th Sep 2007 09:34
oh you think you're sooooo funny don't ya well guess what you're not and I'm going to bed..my god am I tired yet hyper.

Aaron Miller
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Posted: 8th Sep 2007 09:35
Zombies can be so cruel.

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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 8th Sep 2007 13:49
Well if you were undead you wouldn't very pleasant because think how horrible it would be, I mean you smell, your flesh is decaying, I'm sure there's a large amount of pain, you're so depressed all you want to do is it, you can barely walk and everytime you approach someone - they scream and run or try to kill you...

Being a Zombie most be THE most depressing occupation in the world (despite what school teachers think)...that and being Paris Hilton's chauffeur or bodyguard.

I shot the sheriff
Code Dragon
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Posted: 8th Sep 2007 16:44
My predition is that the apocalypse will be on January 1st, 4000 for reasons I can't say here.

Insert Name Here
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Posted: 8th Sep 2007 16:47
??? nice date.

Acording to Grandma, I am now enemy of the evil republic, who captured Paris Hilton and couldn't manage it.
Grandma
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Posted: 11th Sep 2007 04:15
This thread is on life-support, any last words anyone?

This is really a sad time for us all.

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Pyramid Games Ltd
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Posted: 11th Sep 2007 04:23
Die thread, die!

@Grandma: I like your shoes, give me your shoes. NOW!

Grandma
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Posted: 11th Sep 2007 04:28
My shoes!?!?






















































ok.

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Pyramid Games Ltd
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Posted: 11th Sep 2007 04:43 Edited at: 11th Sep 2007 04:45
Thanks..... now I must sing,

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy....

This thread's theme song is,

Stayin' Alive
Stayin' Alive

Beast E Gargoyle
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Posted: 11th Sep 2007 05:26
Dude i have a girlfriend who i love so much been with her for alittle less than a year. I respect and love her so much! I hope ya take care of ur girlfriend. An to say the truth this last year has been the best year ever for me literally. I have done so many new things driving, dating, darkbasic, drinking. I cant wait for next year hope it will be as good as this year. And shout out to my girl Vicky who I love so much!!!!!!!!! Thanks for sticking with me for a year now.

Winner my a longshot!
Aaron Miller
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Posted: 11th Sep 2007 05:45
718th message. This thread is not allowed to die.. If it dies, I'm gonna go into the after life, bring it back to life, and then kill it! The goal is 1000 messages people, come on! Start postin'!


Cheers,

-naota

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Zombie 20
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Posted: 11th Sep 2007 05:52
um..yea post post post post post post post post post post, lets face it aaron, this thread doesn't have much time letf.

The crazy
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Posted: 11th Sep 2007 07:45
Giggidy giggidy!

Zombie 20
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Posted: 11th Sep 2007 07:56
goo!

Grandma
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Posted: 11th Sep 2007 08:23 Edited at: 11th Sep 2007 08:25
So here i was walking down the aisle of the forum when this guy came up to me and said "I will ban you for trespassing!". Much to my surprise, i had somehow managed to get into the moderator section and i wasn't quite sure how that actually came about, so i said "I'm sorry, i was just walking, thinking about life and how everything would be if people like me ruled the world. I didn't mean to end up here". "ok", he said, i turned around and eventually found my way back home, to "geek culture". I was greated with open arms and kisses, it seemed i was severly missed for those 3 minutes i was gone and i make a public apology for leaving you all in the dust for so long. No worries people, i'm here to stay!

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dab
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Posted: 11th Sep 2007 08:28
And so the thread lives...
Aaron Miller
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Posted: 11th Sep 2007 08:36 Edited at: 11th Sep 2007 08:38
@The Crazy
Giggidy, giggidy, Gig - gi - dy.

@Zombie 20
This thread is supposed to live.



From Wikipedia
The Universe is defined as the summation of all particles and energy that exist and the space-time in which all events occur. Based on observations of the portion of the Universe that is observable, physicists attempt to describe the whole of space-time, including all matter and energy and events which occur, as a single system corresponding to a mathematical model.

The generally accepted scientific theory which describes the origin and evolution of the Universe is Big Bang cosmology, which describes the expansion of space from an extremely hot and dense state of unknown characteristics. The Universe underwent a rapid period of cosmic inflation that flattened out nearly all initial irregularities in the energy density; thereafter the universe expanded and became steadily cooler and less dense. Minor variations in the distribution of mass resulted in hierarchical segregation of the features that are found in the current universe; such as clusters and superclusters of galaxies. There are more than one hundred billion (10^11) galaxies in the Universe,[1] each containing hundreds of billions of stars, with each star containing about 10^57 atoms of hydrogen.




From Wikipedia
The Big Rip is a cosmological hypothesis about the ultimate fate of the universe, in which the matter of the universe, from stars and galaxies to atoms and subatomic particles, are progressively torn apart by the expansion of the universe at a certain time in the future. Theoretically, the scale factor of the universe becomes infinite at a finite time in the future.

The hypothesis relies crucially on the type of dark energy in the universe. The key value is the equation of state w, the ratio between the dark energy pressure and its energy density. At w < − 1, the universe will eventually be pulled apart. Such energy is called phantom energy, a more extreme form of quintessence.

In a phantom energy dominated universe the "fabric" of the universe expands at an ever increasing rate. However, this implies that the size of the observable universe is continually shrinking; the distance to the edge of the observable universe which is moving away at the speed of light from any point gets ever closer. When the size of the observable universe is smaller than any particular structure, then no interaction between the furthest parts of the structure can occur, neither gravitational nor electromagnetic (nor weak or strong), and they will be ripped apart.

First, the galaxies would be separated from each other. Arguably, this is what is happening right now, with galaxies that move outside the observable universe (approximately 46.5 billion light years away). About 60 million years before the end, gravity would be too weak to hold the Milky Way and other individual galaxies together. Approximately three months before the end, the Solar system will be gravitationally unbound. In the last minutes, stars and planets will be torn apart, and an instant before the end, atoms will be destroyed.

The authors of this hypothesis calculate that the end of the universe as we now know it would be in approximately 50 billion years.

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Zombie 20
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Posted: 11th Sep 2007 10:00
Oh yea..sorry...well its hard to keep it going but I'll try my damndest come on come on come on!!!!!

Come on cletus come on, come on around here, you're walking over but you're limping back, you're walking over but you're limping back.

I'll throw this knife between the crack of your ass.

Your momma's so ugly she was charged indecent exposure for looking out the window.

Aaron Miller
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Posted: 11th Sep 2007 10:38
Quote: "Your momma's so ugly she was charged indecent exposure for looking out the window."
Made my laugh.






... Would you like a soda?



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Zombie 20
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Posted: 11th Sep 2007 10:40
Yes!!! Would love a soda, need caffiene, need it NOW!!!!

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Posted: 11th Sep 2007 11:32
Well so would I, how about ya go and get us some sodas? j/k

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Pyramid Games Ltd
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Posted: 11th Sep 2007 14:35
Aaron the Baron fi fi fo Waron, Aaron!

Beast E Gargoyle
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Posted: 11th Sep 2007 18:50
Did u get dumped yet?

Winner my a longshot!
Dr Manette
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Posted: 11th Sep 2007 22:19
Dude, he got dumped like a month ago.

Beast E Gargoyle
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Posted: 11th Sep 2007 23:07
Well i only read the first post so id didnt know forsure but i guessed he would get dumped.
and heres a beer for ya to drinks

Winner my a longshot!
Pyramid Games Ltd
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Posted: 11th Sep 2007 23:15
It's alive!!!

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Posted: 11th Sep 2007 23:20
i'm really tempted to spout some form of racism/bigotry/hate all across this thread so it gets locked and I don't have to look at it any more.

I don't have a sig, live with it.
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Posted: 11th Sep 2007 23:24
now now..if you do that, I'll have to just tie you up by a rope over acid.

Mugen Wizardry
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Posted: 12th Sep 2007 02:28
Hi =) I got a question about how to go about getting my girlfriend back. We met 10 years ago online, but have never seen each other once besides her being able to see me through my webcam, and a few pics I had laying around. and I was able to see her through a few pics she had made, and laying around as well. The problem is, she thinks that I'm being obsessive, taking it too fast, and she thinks she messed up by dating me too fast. However, I Love her more than anything, and absolutely MUST get her back. I do NOT, however, want her to think that I'm obsessive. I really want to meet her as a surprise on her birthday in a few months. But, since she dumped me, I don't know what to do. ANY help, ESPECIALLY from the girls on this forum, would be GREATLY appreciated. =) Thanks again, everyone! =)

~M.W~
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Posted: 12th Sep 2007 03:05
I'd watch out for internet chicks. A lot of them can fool you. You think that is the real picture of her, but then you meet in real life and BAM!! Ya, she weighs 400 pounds


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Posted: 12th Sep 2007 03:06
@Manic

I totally agree. I can't help but notice that about 17 of the pages on this thread are focused on a completely different topic than Jordan's new girlfriend; judging by his young age, they've probably broken up by now, anyway. Most guys in my grade go through girls like kleenex...

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Posted: 12th Sep 2007 03:06
Well, I for one have found internet relationships to be generally shaky at best. I feel as though we'd best steer clear of any more of these help me get my gf back posts, nonetheless, here's my two cents.

Be her friend first, and then her boyfriend. No need to be suffocating or overbearing, either. Be wary of meeting online people in person, also. And, of course, the slowest person sets the pace, imo. Do not rush anything.


Well, mates, it's been one hell of a ride. And now, we go down with our ship. *salutes*

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Posted: 12th Sep 2007 03:13
I am not going to let this thread die. If it dies, I die.

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Posted: 12th Sep 2007 03:18
Easy man, easy... put the thread down.... down....

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Posted: 12th Sep 2007 03:21


Okay... I try.

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Posted: 12th Sep 2007 03:30
Quote: "Well, mates, it's been one hell of a ride. And now, we go down with our ship. *salutes*"


Capatain..corporal..lieutenant..doctor..doctor..nurse..

Mugen Wizardry
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Posted: 12th Sep 2007 05:21
Hihi! =)

I know guys, but what I'm basically asking is what you guys would do in my situation. =)

Thanks again, everyone! =)

~M.W~
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Posted: 12th Sep 2007 05:27
@Mugen Wizardry
You do realize you are asking a bunch of geeks, don't ya?

@Pyramid Games Ltd.
I remember getting called that... Evil elementary school! Them kids no clever, them mean.



LOOK! LOOK! I POSTEDED!

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Mugen Wizardry
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Posted: 12th Sep 2007 05:31 Edited at: 12th Sep 2007 05:31
@Aaron Miller: Of course I do, ur supposed to be smart, lol.... And OBVIOUSLY I'm ABLE to ask you guys, as u can see JORDAN HAS A GIRLFRIEND! >< LOL! (J/K a bit) =) I'm a nerd myself for gosh sakes... Lol....

~M.W~
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Posted: 12th Sep 2007 05:41
Mugen- Your situation is a little sad, I'm sorry to see things are working out like this for you. It appears through your words that you care for this girl very much, perhaps just give her some time and just spend time being her friend mate, after all who doesn't like a friend? I wish you all the best and that if you two do get together again, treat her with the love and respect you speak of having for her, make her know that she's your special girl, there's only one girl I love and there will only ever be one girl I love and thats chels..I cannot imagine ever loving someone nearly an iota as much as I love her. Examine your feelings, does she feel this way about you too, and above all else, just go for it when the time is right . I wish you luck mugen, and there you've just been helped by a geek.

Best

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HEY check it out guys, this thread lives mwhwhahahahahahahah, after all it did take 2 hours for the titanic to go down. "I'll never let go jack, I'll never let go." Movie makes me cry and I challenge anyone of to make fun of me, huh..huh?

Mugen Wizardry
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Posted: 12th Sep 2007 05:51
@Zombie 20: Thanks alot, bro, she had the feelings once for me, but that's the whole problem unfortunately... She thinks she had 'too many' feelings for me, too fast..... and she's the only girl for me.......... She thinks I've gotten too comfortable with her, and I'm scared to txt message her anonymously, cuz' of what she'd probably say to me, lol.... and because the stupid free text messager shows the source location of what website I texted her from.... But not the name....... So I really need some help with this here... But the help so far that you've given me is great advice! =)

Thanks, everyone! =)

~M.W~
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Posted: 12th Sep 2007 05:59
Mugen- I'm gonna just go out on a limb and say you're about 15-18, if I'm wrong sorry. Lets see here, girls have a lot of emotions running through them just like you do and different people handle it in different ways. It is possible that other aspects of her life combined with you telling her you like her could just be too much for her to handle right now and therefore she's just saying in a different way to give her some breathing room right now, I don't really know women and I don't pretend to know, I'm just writing what I'm getting off of your words. I wouldn't fret too much, just keep being loyal to her and a good friend and one day she'll see that you two are right for one another and then you'll be in bliss again mate, best of luck to you again. I know you'll be fine, you just have to believe.

Zombie

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Posted: 12th Sep 2007 13:06
Quote: "Hi =) I got a question about how to go about getting my girlfriend back. We met 10 years ago online, but have never seen each other once besides her being able to see me through my webcam, and a few pics I had laying around. and I was able to see her through a few pics she had made, and laying around as well. The problem is, she thinks that I'm being obsessive, taking it too fast, and she thinks she messed up by dating me too fast. However, I Love her more than anything, and absolutely MUST get her back. I do NOT, however, want her to think that I'm obsessive. I really want to meet her as a surprise on her birthday in a few months. But, since she dumped me, I don't know what to do. ANY help, ESPECIALLY from the girls on this forum, would be GREATLY appreciated. =) Thanks again, everyone! =)"


You have got to be ****ing kidding me?

sorry kiddo, time for the wake up call.

1. You've met her like once?
2. It was TEN YEARS AGO
3. Yes, you are obsessive


Here's your options.

1. Delete/burn/destroy every photo you have of her, forget that you just wasted however many years of your life over it and get out of your sordid little grief hole and actually meet some people.

2. Make a shrine to her, buy several cats, become a male spinster and spend the rest of your days pining endlessly over something that never even happened in the first place

Your post borders on parody, even as I type this I wonder if I'm having my leg pulled.

Manic

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Posted: 12th Sep 2007 14:39 Edited at: 12th Sep 2007 14:42
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