Quote: "Oh no it's all fun and games in my Evil lair of inevitable DOOM! All she has to do is push a big pink button now and again. I haven't explained to her what the button exactly does, but she likes the explosions so i leave it in her capable hands."
Ah, she learns quickly...though I'd like you to ask her a little favour for me...well you know with France being near England and us English not being too fond of the French for the last thousand years...so I want her to blow up France for me, you know for us Britons before my treachery means an invasion of Vikings. For old time's sake.
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Or...I could make it a mcdonalds..I'd have all the minions I could ever want mwhwhahahahah.
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We found Hello Kitty factories was the best option, I did try Mc Donalds, but my minions just pick their noses, on the floor and look at me with their greasy faces saying 'Wha? Nah...Wha ya say?' - and then scratch their head moronically. Burger King tends to have smarter minions that can pronounce the 't' in 'What'...Fox, Sky and the mass media ...well they were reliable, then Rupert Murdoch bought me out. The best place for you is probably that looks innocent with minions that'll obey you're every commands, no questions asked, Furby or Care Bear factories seem to be the hype amongst the 'newly evil'.
Hakuna Matata
