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Code Dragon
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Posted: 21st Aug 2007 22:33 Edited at: 21st Aug 2007 22:34
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Take a look at this email I got from Caligari.



Oh dear..

Quote: "Quote: "he probably thought you meant you thought"
NOO!! MY BRAIN IT EXPL"

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Posted: 21st Aug 2007 22:47
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That's just wrong.

And what's with the ears? You can kill people with them.

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Posted: 21st Aug 2007 23:03 Edited at: 21st Aug 2007 23:06
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Quote: "I am glad that girl broke up with me - I hate her."



Lmao..sepp the way you said that was so freaking great.

Jordan- Hey man..it happens, she wasn't right for you or she would have stayed. Although I've heard through the grapevine that you're a bit on the younger side so don't get discouraged, there will be plenty more times for you to go out and have a good time..like grandma said better sooner than later. I found that out the hard way for 7 months of torture..seriously..


Seppuku-Fish eh..can't say I'm surprised hahaha.

Grandma-Again not surprised..whats your accuracy checks on those things?

As for me..wow a lot of people walking with me holy crap haha..I suppose I'll be on the front lines then.

In closing jordan..you'll find someone..I've got a girl to chase myself but hey when you're undead you're not very attractable at pubs. In fact..there she is hahaha, she's going to prom with my best mate colin..found a bigger pic than I had above. She's the girl from the clown story.

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Posted: 21st Aug 2007 23:11
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hfgyg4hielwgjafwlieugtuojnvklcmagjiojvnelcfgkjgt4efwmvnjf;kss

I was the first to post a worthless string of letters and numbers and crap.





I was also the first to post 3 empty code snippets!

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oh yea it just happened

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Posted: 22nd Aug 2007 00:23
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Quote: "I was the first to post a worthless string of letters and numbers and crap."


That's debatable - because 90% of mine and Grandma's post tend to be just that.

Quote: "I was also the first to post 3 empty code snippets!"


I'll let you have that one, because you gave me a cookie.

Quote: "Lmao..sepp the way you said that was so freaking great. "


lol, unintentionally though, I was trying to make my post compact, beside I didn't like her, she turn in an annoying know it all who is leech for popularity - a lot of the girls I've spoken to her dislike her and then laughed at me when someone told them that I went out with her 5 years ago.

Code Dragon, yeah I got one of those emails myself (Ex TrueSpace user so I get all of their spam in my inbox) - I think it influences...but I'm glad they made one because it keeps some of the weirdos away. Plus its a good business move for the person who made the program because there's so many people saying 'OMG I wanna make MMORPG...I haz no skillz' and I'm sure it gets them a lot of money. Personally, I think that's what Lee should have done instead of FPSCreator, as he'd been smoking a fat cigar in his swimming pool surrounded by super models in his Florida mansion on his island. Actually no...it would have made the forums go to pits.

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Posted: 22nd Aug 2007 00:27
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Quote: "lol, unintentionally though, I was trying to make my post compact, beside I didn't like her, she turn in an annoying know it all who is leech for popularity - a lot of the girls I've spoken to her dislike her and then laughed at me when someone told them that I went out with her 5 years ago.
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Yea I knew you were trying to be serious but it just made me laugh, its a shame that she went down that path though. Ah women man I don't know..sometimes they don't seem worth it but I gotta tell ya with the ones I know, I am so happy that I'm a likebable guy haha. I love getting hugs and this one girl I'm close with..everytime I see her I get a huge hug and a nice big juicy bite on the neck..haha whoops going a little detailed sorry about that.

So..anyone a football player here..?

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Posted: 22nd Aug 2007 00:29
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just saw this post from you in another thread..you really don't like elton john do you haha.

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Posted: 22nd Aug 2007 01:08
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Hehe, I think he's an excellent song writer (Though I don't like his music/singing)...at the same time an excellent target for satire. I can't help it if he's an easy victim - I'd go for Bill Gates, but I'm sure people won't appreciate comments like 'In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows.' - I can't take credit for that joke as it's not mine, but I thought it was pretty funny.

As for the detail...well that explains why when you worked for Grandma all the girls got distracted by you when I was driving my Hello Kitty delorean...

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Hahaha..well what can ya do? Now that I'm out of the way you may habitually circumvent your way into power, as is the working of the world.

I do enjoy elton john..but its not as though I have a playlist of him,but I don't hate him.

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Posted: 22nd Aug 2007 01:58
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Elton John is just the opposite of Chuck Norris, you say how great Chuck Norris is and you say how bad Elton John is...Neither are literally true - but it's fun to say...I think that's a better explanation of why.

Of course with a Lion King avatar, I can hardly say I haven't enjoyed something Elton John related, plus he wasn't bad with Pavorotti.

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Posted: 22nd Aug 2007 06:06 Edited at: 22nd Aug 2007 06:07
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I am the first to post this:

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So there!


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Posted: 22nd Aug 2007 13:49
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Too bad it doesn't allow nested code snippets.

Quote: "Quote: "he probably thought you meant you thought"
NOO!! MY BRAIN IT EXPL"
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2007 16:22
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I posted an impression of GRANDMA before anybody else...

Yeah, I'm an ugly mug, but hey I can't help it if I'm too prone to spots.



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Posted: 22nd Aug 2007 16:30
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no

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Posted: 22nd Aug 2007 16:31
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Is that you sep?

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Yes it is Zombie - puts you off of your food doesn't it?


And Grandma, suit yourself, you'd be happy to know I managed to blag Tony Blair, the biggest chav of them all, he'll up a lot of energy - I mean after his performance on the Catherine Tate show he's proved he's uber chav - so incidentally I've kidnapped him and sent a second set of minions to deliver him.

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Posted: 22nd Aug 2007 17:01
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Nah you look like a friend of mine I used to work with, haha.

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Posted: 22nd Aug 2007 20:38 Edited at: 22nd Aug 2007 20:41
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@Code Dragon
That was the point.

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Quote: "Cheers,

-naota"

I was the first to quote myself! And for the sake of my new signature, I quoted myself.

Cheers,

-naota

[EDIT]Edit for new sig[/EDIT]

Quote: "I quoted myself."

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Tha' theyre iz a rate good pitchar mate.

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Posted: 23rd Aug 2007 01:15
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All I can say to that is...

Ooh I got meself a new combine 'arvester lad. It's a good'n for runnin' over cats.

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First to quote what Im already typing!
Quote: "First to quote what Im already typing!"



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Posted: 23rd Aug 2007 02:14 Edited at: 23rd Aug 2007 02:15
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I was the first to quote something i haven't said!

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First to quote BOTH what I'm already typing, ánd something I haven't said!

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Posted: 23rd Aug 2007 03:00 Edited at: 23rd Aug 2007 03:00
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Ánd the first to create a 20 times nested quote in this topic!

Quote: "[quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote]Wooow it looks like an arrow!"
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I was the first to post a link to this page on this page!


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I was the first to post a link to the link's own post!

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I was the first to post a link to someone else's post!


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I was the first to be puzzled at the strange nature of this love thing. ????

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I went bald from tearing my hair out of this over done joke before anybody else.

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I probably wasn't the first to say "What the heck?" about this thread.

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And you won't be the last.

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Hey hey my my..rock and roll can never die..its bettter to roll out than to fade away..hey hey my my. -Neil Young

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Quote From Richard Hammond on Brianiac

Quote: "You can stop Rock and Roll, but a flamethrower can"


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Hahahah I watched that show on G4..good show, found a very nice humour in there with the science.

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I was the first to be the second with an image!



People - this is getting out of hand. Sepukku is getting bald, ffs!




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Who's the lovely lady to the left?


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My girlfriend.

Rami - oh yeah, victimise me why don't you, it's not as if I did it to grandma first

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that pic is creepy haha.

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Quote: "Rami - oh yeah, victimise me why don't you, it's not as if I did it to grandma first "


I'd apologize if that picture wasn't you and your girlfriend.


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Well since people started posting pictures of themselfes, i guess i have to follow. Here's me after i fixed a bug, happy i are.


My daughter

Isn't she cute?

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Aww the gun's as big as her..... And I'm loving the shaders on your chin... very realistic.


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5000 views mark!

...and closesly followed by post # 500

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Quote: "And I'm loving the shaders on your chin... very realistic."


Which chin, the first, the second or the third.

Quote: "I'd apologize if that picture wasn't you and your girlfriend."


I know, I just like to delude myself with the days back when I had hair.

@Grandma...I see your daughter is wearing her hello kitty uniform all personel of our 'evil' corporation have to wear...I think it's a little unfair you promoted her to general - I mean can she really handle the stress at that age? Even if she's evil at a 10th grade level.

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mmm maybe I can steal number 500 hehehehehe.

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Quote: "Which chin, the first, the second or the third."


Maybe he was talking about my fourth chin, you know, the one that's unlockable when you reach lvl 12. You seppuku, being lvl 11,9 can't see it just yet.

Quote: "I mean can she really handle the stress at that age?"


Oh no it's all fun and games in my Evil lair of inevitable DOOM! All she has to do is push a big pink button now and again. I haven't explained to her what the button exactly does, but she likes the explosions so i leave it in her capable hands.

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Undeground lairs are overated these days I think...I want a levitating one.

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Well my lair is crafted to be very much corny. It's situated inside Mount Doom of all places. It's a part of my incredibly evil plan. you know, when cops, mossad, CIA, KGB, MI-6 and the likes hear that it's located inside Mount Doom, a base called "evil lair of inevitable DOOM!" They brush it off as a joke and the amazing result is I NEVER GET BUGGED!

For a levitating lair, that's kindoff an inversed approach from mine. I guess it would work because noone would suspect some uber evil secret world domination plotting going on "in the open" like it would be with a levitating one.

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500th post I'm on a roll hahahahahah!


Or...I could make it a mcdonalds..I'd have all the minions I could ever want mwhwhahahahah.

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Darn it zombie, foiled again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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