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The Imperfect Sheep
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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 22:35
Being Shadowtroid's brother and a fine fan of Batman, I'll make allies and you can have some nice fields in return for a some military presence... please

//: BTW, tell Shadowtroid I'll send his 2 dollars when my paypal starts working
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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 22:35
Then why did you spread merchandise across your nation, being negative to my nation? That sounds like an enemy to me, someone who openly hates me.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_weapons_and_the_United_Kingdom

Quote: "The UK is currently thought to retain a weapons stockpile of around 160 operational nuclear warheads and 225 nuclear warheads in total.[2]"

make that 145..

I <3 wikipedia

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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 22:38
Not so much your nation, more your nation's actions, were a peaceful county, that being said I don't really want to meet Canada's fate...


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The Imperfect Sheep
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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 22:38
...

You can have three fields if you like?
Interplanetary Funk
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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 22:40
SIDE WITH ME!!! I have nukes and the SAS

that reminds me.

-trains 200 SAS units-

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Interplanetary Funk
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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 22:43 Edited at: 21st Aug 2010 22:44
-launches 1/2 of army against germany, consisting of 50,000 troops, 40 battleships 4 landing craft and 50 planes on the carriers-

-Launches Reconnaissance satellite-

-builds early warning radar system-

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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 22:43
I claim all the remaining parts of south america completely surrounding imperfect sheep's small landlocked country. I will call my country Bolivia.

Cormorant's 10 tanks are seen as an invasion of Bolivia and I blow them up. Please do not send military forces to a negotiation. I have sealed the border with Durway and deported all illegal Durwegian immigrants. We still have legal Durwegians immigrants living here though. They are good workers

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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 22:43
Err... I'll side with ya' please.

- begins to establish larger towns and a rag-tag army of a random number... 345 -
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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 22:45 Edited at: 21st Aug 2010 22:47
@TIS I will tell Shadow that. And what do you mean by Fields? You can have one initial country and then you conquer more, if that's what you mean. I will accept your offer, and I'm sure Autobot would like you to name your territory.

@VENT Sure as heck, you don't. I want to be nice, but since Canada was just sitting there... I couldn't help it. If we form an alliance I will be more peaceful. I pwomise.

Are you talking to me, Planetary Funk? If not, I will assume those nukes (sigh) are in the air. Hmm... assuming they blow up on impact I can send planes out with nets to softly catch them, then I can throw them back or keep them for research then storage. First I'm going to go attempt to capture them.

-EDIT- You can't blow up my tanks. I'm no where near you. While I am in Africa, you are in South America.

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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 22:45
which country are you sheep?

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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 22:46
@Cormorant5
Actually I have armed them to detonate in the higher atmosphere disarming all your electronics and causing a mild nuclear winter.

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The Imperfect Sheep
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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 22:47 Edited at: 21st Aug 2010 22:48
Fields for farming? I like farms...

I call my land... ahem...

The Purgutorium

EDIT: @PlanetaryFunk I am a small section of South America, which happen to include Brazil and Peru, however I'm split into sections by Bolivia
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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 22:48
@imperfect sheep what's your country called?

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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 22:49
Quote: "Cormorant5"


Alright, agreed.

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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 22:49
Oh crap. I get my scientists working on a type of barrier, which is discovered not to long after. It should with hold most of the impact, minimizing the damage to a large degree. They make this "element" into large shields and they lift them up over each estimated nuke zones. Take that.

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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 22:50
The Purgutorium

- Builds a mighty army of... farmers?! Agriculture is good and food is ready for export -
Cormorant5
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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 22:50
OH your nation is in South America? I thought it was in South Africa. Those tanks never happened

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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 22:51
Imperfect sheep's country is in south america not africa

Okay I take it as a mistake and re-open the borders with Durway.

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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 22:51
That would fail. The nuke detonating in the higher atmosphere would cause a MASSIVE EMP completely destroying any electronics you have, and the radiation emitted would cause vast illness for all your citizens, there is no defence against it, and besides, it happened during VENTS post.

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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 22:52 Edited at: 21st Aug 2010 22:57
@imperfect sheep
You don't need a military man I will deal with that, unless you don't trust me . Just keep growing that yummy chocolate and coffee

My nation Bolivia wish to open trade routes with Durway.
Our main exports are: Sugar, Bananas, Cigars, Peanuts, Tyres, firearms and Motorcycle helmets.
We wish to import: Tanks, Agricultural machinery, Beer and trousers.

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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 22:54
We have supreme medicine to counter the sickness and we don't have very many electronics. Were those old style Australians. Sure we would be damaged but we can rebuild, and you will pay. What country are you again?

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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 22:57
@Obese87 - I will continue with supplying you with fun goods as long as we remain mutually friendly. Although until time travel is discovered, I will being nice to everyone

I would like to trade 200 volatile, war-ready "Ginee Pigs" (I've changed the name so it's easier for me remember) from Peru in return for 100 soldiers. Anyone interested?
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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 22:57 Edited at: 21st Aug 2010 22:58
The immense radiation would cause cancer, birth defects and severe mutation (super heroes aren't made from this kind of radiation, so don't even think about it). as well as the fact you now have no lights or AIRCON!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

P.S. I'm Australia


EDIT: also, due to lack of electricity your labs could not develop a cure.

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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 22:58 Edited at: 21st Aug 2010 22:59
Cormorant5: We may be a peacful nation, but we are ready to assist at a moments notice, we have an underwater airforce base. Don't ask.


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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 22:59 Edited at: 21st Aug 2010 23:01
I'll accept. I'll love them very much, and I'll remember all their names.

Butter, Holly, Zippy...

We have the cure for cancer. We just didn't tell anybody. As for the other effects gas masks will do the trick. Really thought, our scientists know more then I do all the science they have worked out already, and how good we will be. It will be damaging...yes. What nation are you?

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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 23:01
Battle report (from germany)
germany fought well, but after a severe bombardment from the empire their forces have been brought to null. there are 23,452 remaining troops and no aircraft or naval vessels.

In a gesture of kindness I shall leave half of Germany independant and absorb the rest into the Realm of the United Kingdom of Great Britain.

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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 23:01
@Cormorant
We are pretty bad with electronics too. We are an industrial and farming country. We have lots of firearms to trade with you if you're interested?
I will trade 2000 guns for 1000 pairs of trousers and 200 tractors.

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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 23:02
@Cormorant5

If you were talking to me, great. If you weren't, I'm off to buy medication. Anyhow, please send them on a wooden boat and I'd like to keep the boat. This way, you may keep the Ginee pig hutches.
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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 23:03
-develops high power laser beams and massive capacity batteries-

-develops forcefield technology-

-develops anti radiation measures-

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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 23:03
Deal. We are low on such military resources, and rich in all goods made from animals. The tractors will be more difficult, but I will pull it off. Tell me when to send it all.

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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 23:09
- I place further funding into my space and ginee pig breeding program. I will impress everyone with a space shuttle! -
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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 23:13 Edited at: 21st Aug 2010 23:14
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Interplanetary Funk
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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 23:15
What about my invasion of Germany?

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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 23:16
Jeez I've got a small area, damn my nervous disposition.

Obese: May I please build a shipbuilding yard on the coast and a road running to and from?
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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 23:21
I give China and all of it's resources to Cormorant5, I lost all intentions of trying to keep up with this game.

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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 23:23 Edited at: 21st Aug 2010 23:30
Quote: "What about my invasion of Germany?"

The rule was you can't report on your own war.

I have claimed a small portion of the west coast of africa under the Bolivian empire.

@IS
Yes the borders are completely open, we don't even check passports.
However if you want to export anything from there or use it in your own country you will have to buy it from us as it was produced on our land.
Alternatively you can buy some land from us. It will cost you $10M per square mile.

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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 23:28
oow then who's going to report and when will I get it, I need troops for... other things...

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Posted: 21st Aug 2010 23:29 Edited at: 21st Aug 2010 23:29
I claim this small island in the name of myself!

Population: 1

Army consists of a single soldier, who is unarmed and fully willing to negotiate a peaceful alternative to fighting.

Navy consists of the rowboat I used to get there.

Airforce consists of my pet parakeet, Jacob.

My borders are open to all who wish to join.



So, I believe that's all for now, thanks. If any other country wishes to trade with mine, then I have a very ripe coconut I'd be willing to part with. He just doesn't seem as friendly as he used to when I met him...

Location and name in picture below.



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The Imperfect Sheep
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Huzzah! The shipbuilding begins... and submarine building...
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If entries are still open. I declare BootTopia, a small island in the middle of the pacific


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Why is Africa part Bolivia? You didn't say you went there. You have to say it. And remember to make both China and the part of Canada that used to be Chinese mine. We lost thousands of lives in the nuke event from sickness. They moved to the poorly populated islands near Australia, and will move back when we rebuild the electronics in about a year from now, AKA tomorrow.

@Bootlicker You can always enter, as long as there is free space. Or someone can give you land for you to start with. What is your nation called?

@All my Allies Planetary Funk NUKED ME. Do you think it would be appropriate if I went to war with him? Would you assist me?

Having China is fun. And oh so convenient.

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Quote: "Do you think it would be appropriate if I went to war with him?"


Yes, I will alert the underwater airforce base...


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-launches 10,000 troops armed with portable forcefields and laser rifles against VENT. all physical based attacks are null-

-Activates territorial forcefield-

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Are we that far into the evolution of warfare already...


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Lasers have been around for ages, as well as battery technology vastly improving, in the real world I think we'll see these relatively soon. I just took a step in putting all my resources towards those 2 technologies, as a result I have a poor economy and my naval vessels are fairly poor, as are most of my military vehicles. as well as the fact that my troops are poorly trained because all the money went on weaponry.

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Also, nothings stopping you guys from advancing technologically, I don't really understand why you haven't. I am trying to take logical steps based from my understanding of current technology, just tell me if I'm getting to far fetched and I'll stop

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We're one year (day) into the game, I don't think you can have lasers rifles and forcefields without a bit more research.

IRL They are developing a tank with a magnetic forcefield, magnetize the tank's hull and it deflects bullets away from it!

@Cormorant
I did say I went there on the previous page. I'm not updating the map anymore, I've finished my military conquests for the year.

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In that case I am starting construction of my forcefield piercing laser gun.

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