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Geek Culture / [LOCKED] Intrest in a nation forum game?

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Interplanetary Funk
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 00:28
Quote: "In that case I am starting construction of my forcefield piercing laser gun."



-Starts on space program-

-uses reconnaissance satellite to gather information about Cormorant5 weak points and vulnerable targets-

(I feel like I'm starting WW3 here, I feel hated )

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Cormorant5
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 00:35
You are hated... kidding. But you are one who nuked one person for no stated reason.

Oh god... I better hide all the magazines or Funk will know I read.............O MAGAZINE.

Interplanetary Funk
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 00:46
not O MAGAZINE!!!!

Also, you seemed to be rising to a dominant position that I didn't want, however, have only aided in giving you a foothold with your allies and now have no option but to continue on this bloody path until only one of us stands, holding our relative nations glorious flag. But until then, you are my sworn e-rival even though I wish it was otherwise.

Funky Commander, out.

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Vent
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 00:48 Edited at: 22nd Aug 2010 00:50
Well, in resonse to the attack on my country, I have decleared war on Britain, 5000 Foot soldiers have been sent to your country, 10 desroyers, and 30 fighters.

I personally think a territorial forcefield is a little far fetched, considering we are only 1 year (day) into the game.


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Cormorant5
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 00:55
I send 1.5 hundred fighter planes into Great Britain in support of VENT's actions.

And I agree. Let's not play around with technology advancement because we will never reach an agreement. Let's stay in this era.

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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 01:04 Edited at: 22nd Aug 2010 01:05
Australia, China, what is your status? President AutoBot has come back from vacation, very well deserved. And I accept the alliance with Bolivia and give 100 tanks free of charge.



AutoBot report 11:

That vacation felt good. I'm pleased with the work my bases have done while I was gone. They have built up the central military base so far that it would take at least 2000 tanks to take it down. Here are my military stats:

L-Units: 1500
Tanks: 700
Planes: 400
Ships: 700

I request an alliance with BootTopia, as well as a land-share.

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The Imperfect Sheep
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 01:11
The year is nearing it's end, I'd like to make a trade with Autobot, to build some military standing. How about 400 ships for some crops and giant ginee pigs. Name your price.
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 01:15 Edited at: 22nd Aug 2010 01:16
I accept this alliance. And I will give you 400 ships as long as your offerings are worth around 10000 points (or around the price to build 400 ships). Otherwise we can go half and I give you 200 ships for 5000 in goods. (considering each ship is around 20$)

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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 01:17
I'll trade the full 10000 points worth of crops for the 400 boats. Thats 7000 points of farming stuff and 3000 points of Ginee Pigs.

I've worked many farmers to death for this, now I need some sailors...
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 01:19
Then I accept the trade, you've got 400 ships. Each in cavalier shape.

Interplanetary Funk
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 01:30
In light of the fairly large army heading my way, I forfeit. That and if I don't I'll be on all night posting about my military actions and I start work tomorrow, fair well victors. You win this time.

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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 01:33
Alright then, mission accomplished... -opens drink- good work...


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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 01:33 Edited at: 22nd Aug 2010 04:38
I've updated the map to rocord all of the latest activity:



This includes Britian's conquering of Germany, Bolivia's expansion, and budokaiman's resign. I also expanded in the area between Russia and Malencholic to pose a prominance towards the rest of the world.

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Cormorant5
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 05:53
As for my status Durway, I am relaxing for the next few months, so if you have a request for assistance, do not expect an immediate response...

Libervurto
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 06:03 Edited at: 22nd Aug 2010 06:19
@Sheep
You can't really operate a navy from a landlocked country. Your shipyard is on my land and for commercial use only. How about we merge our armed forces? Then we can be more effective against foreigners. If we join forces we can claim a bit more of west Africa. The land would be captured in the name of Bolivia but I will reward you by aiding the development of your country.

The Bolivian territory in West Africa is called Bolivia Minor.

Bolivia has entered a bid to hold the first Apollo World Olympic Games (I call this game Apollo World because we're on Apollo )

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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 06:39
Alright, I start working on a small beach condo. Should be finished next year.

Oooooh, I can't wait!

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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 06:43 Edited at: 22nd Aug 2010 06:43
Bolivia propose a trade with Cheeseland: You give us 3 wheels of cheese for a deckchair and a bottle of sun tan lotion.

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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 06:47
Fair enough. Proposition accepted! Enjoy the cheese!


Cheeseland discovers a secret grotto underneath the mainland that contains 42 cows.

Yippee! I love random events.

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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 06:54 Edited at: 22nd Aug 2010 06:56
Durway is proposing a trade with CheeseLand. For 20 cows I'll give 200 ships (Which should be replenished overnight). How bout it?

Off to bed!

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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 07:01
That's a tough one... I've already named them and everything. Oh well. Goodbye Daisy, Martha, Trudy, Bebe, Lisa, Tina, Rudy, Ruby, Lakeisha, Shantung, Annica, Heloise, Darya, Evonne, Ofira, Bairn, Kendis, Keb, Brencis, and I'll miss you most of all, Chuck. That was a fine group of ladies.


Now where do I put my ships...

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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 07:21
Work grinds to a halt all over Bolivia and national hide and seek day is in session. All 327 million citizens hide while Miguel Valencia (a 32 year old bus conductor from Bolivia City) is the seeker. Lets hope he finds the armed forces quickly or we could be unprotected for years.

Cormorant5
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 09:45
The thread has been calm lately. I like that.

Anyway, off to beddie bye.

budokaiman
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 20:27
Well, according to my maths, it is now 21 December, 2012. Congratulations to all who survived Dooms Day.

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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 20:36 Edited at: 22nd Aug 2010 20:37
Quote: "Congratulations to all who survived Dooms Day."

Uuuuhh... Not all of us were so lucky.



Ah well, it could've been worse.

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Libervurto
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 20:58 Edited at: 22nd Aug 2010 21:03
The nuclear attacks have caused sea levels to rise dramatically.
Look what you did planetaryfunk!

Amazingly Cheeseland survives!

@Sheep
I guess you can have a navy now

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Bootlicker
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 21:10
Quote: "I request an alliance with BootTopia, as well as a land-share."


That's a deal. Feel free to move in some of your forces as I won't be checking back here too often.


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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 21:11 Edited at: 22nd Aug 2010 21:12
What? PlanetaryFunk did this?!?!? AFTER HIIMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

Autobot Report 12:

The sea... it's rising! I'm sending approximately 82.769% of my builders to build an island next to cheeseland. I am still building my defences and military, as well as dams to prevent the floods.

Planes: 50
Tanks 800
L-units: 3500
Ships: 700

And thank you, bootlicker, I will move in my forces shortly.

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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 21:14
Aww I'm losing land. I don't like this. Everyone, at my signal, attack planetary funk. Now!

*sends 70 shadow ninjas, each in it's own fighter plane to whatever country he owns*

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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 21:15 Edited at: 22nd Aug 2010 21:16
*Sends 100% of my military to attack planetaryfunk (britain)*

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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 21:17
The Great War Report One

Today our Shadow Ninjas landed. over one thousand died in the enemy country, and only 6 died from out troops. Tomorrow we shoot bombs into whatever cities seem most valuable.

After the great warmonger is dead we can attempt to lower the sea level and return to the thread's average ways.

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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 21:20 Edited at: 22nd Aug 2010 21:20
I am currently training the ultimate military unit that can lower the water level... Godzilla.

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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 21:26
Quote: "The Great War"

That was over 92 years ago.

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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 21:28 Edited at: 22nd Aug 2010 21:29
Then this is the 2nd Great War!! Arg

Godzilla has arrived, only he can lower the water levels in time.



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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 21:30
Quote: "Then this is the 2nd Great War!! "

*facepalm of the most epic proportions*

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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 21:32
Ha.


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lazerus
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 21:33
Hay hay!!! I did this in the posting compettion a while back!!!



Looks intresting hmmmm

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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 21:35 Edited at: 22nd Aug 2010 21:36
OOOOHOHOHOHOHHHHH! I get it! You were refering to World War I.

In that case, this is the 3rd great war. Arg

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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 21:47
I’m sending builders to build a high speed train network for freight and transport in hopes of expanding the value of my economy. I also request permission from neighbouring countries to expand my network into theirs to expand both of our economy’s. I have also constructed a stock market.


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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 21:50
Canada comes back and invades Durway with my Space Cruisers and Space Laser. Dont mess with Canadians, we may sound funny but wese serious ppl, eh?


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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 21:51 Edited at: 22nd Aug 2010 21:53
Yes, Durway will negotiate.

WITH MALENCHOLIC

Fortunatly for the past couple years we've been doing nothing but building up defences. We survive Canada's rise from the dead.

Eh?

Interplanetary Funk
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 21:54
In case you missed it autobot, I had to give in to the united nations of Cormorant5, who also stole my advanced weapons technology and my remaining nukes.

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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 22:01
Thank you for surrendering, we will send you to the happy land of happy cheesecake and his cows.

We also have a condo up at Durway.

Autobot report 13:

Godzilla is doing surprisingly well. Hopefully we don't have to worry about flooding. I am training space war vessels so we can find canada's laser. I will report back, along with an updated map.

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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 22:04
if lasers were OTT then why do you guys have elite space vessels? o.O (while I am no longer taking part, I still take interest in this thread)

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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 22:06 Edited at: 22nd Aug 2010 22:07
Ah, I guess so. I forfeit in my production of space vessels until ten years have passed.

Melancholic
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 22:09
@Autobot, is it okay to build 2 trains to go to the left and the right of the border?, to make it easier to distribute the goods, there will also be control setup around the border.

In other news, I am starting to build a vast millitary, with new an innovative ways of fighting. Though I wish to remain neutral and my troupes will only be used for defensive purposes. By remaining neutral I will trade and alliance with any country, this will improve my economic situation.


I can count to banana...
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 22:15 Edited at: 22nd Aug 2010 22:18
Report number something: Purgutorium is booming with the introduction of a new labour and agricultural program "optimistic slavery" in which slaves are rewarded with happiness if they work themselves close to death. The 400 boats I ordered have gone to the small island to the right of south Africa (curse my poor geogrpahy) and established a port and garrison thar'. I claim it as "Sheepton".

Also, five boats from my fleet of 400, purchased offa' Autobot, have been converted into slaver ships and're circling the sea around Britain, eager for a piece of the war... and slaves

@Obese87, I think we should remain as we are now, though we should help each other out in wars.
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 22:22 Edited at: 22nd Aug 2010 22:26
Sounds good to me, I enjoy alliances. Better than wars. I will give malencholic 1000 land units to start its military off.

Autobot report 14:

GODZILLA!! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?



Sorry, sheep, I'll update your expansion in a moment.

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Cormorant5
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 22:29
NOO MY HARD WORK FOR NOTHING- ooh I have Britain.

Anyway, now that the map is screwed up I hereby use my obtained nukes and destroy Pangea. I now have about 110 warheads.

Melancholic
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 22:34
Yayz!!!!, i got some units

Though the current state of the map is not too promising, and since im landlocked, im gonning to need to get to the sea for water. Presuming nobody has claimed this new land, im sending builders and colonists to establish a large base to the coast north of me. If someone has claimed this land, i wish to alliance.

Im also starting a space program


I can count to banana...
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2010 22:48 Edited at: 22nd Aug 2010 22:50


AutoBot Report 15:

Well, I gotta hand it to Godzilla, he did a pretty good job lowering the water. I am expanding my civilization across this newly formed land.

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