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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 23rd Aug 2010 21:05 Edited at: 23rd Aug 2010 21:08
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Quote: "-EDIT- Wait. You do know that I'm giving you warheads, right? I'm in need of spaghetti not nukes."


I do, your Spaghetti is on its ways. As for your land, we didn't see a flag, so I called dibs. If you want it back, just place a flag there and my men will build else where, luckily for you, the Svalbardian flag production industry suffered a heavy blow when we had to demolish the only factory in the country to make way for our nukes.

Quote: "I hope the war between Bolivia and Svalbard doesn't get too out of hand, as they are both allies of ours."


All Bolivia needs to do is apologise for attacking Germany.

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Posted: 23rd Aug 2010 21:14
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Quote: "-EDIT- Wait. You do know that I'm giving you warheads, right? I'm in need of spaghetti not nukes."

Like I said in my edit before, how many nukes do you want to share? We don't have to have them, as we are not at war right now.
You can keep the spaghetti. We already have tall spaghetti trees here.

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Posted: 23rd Aug 2010 21:16 Edited at: 23rd Aug 2010 21:17
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Okay. Our people will be happy when the Spaghetti train makes a stop at good ol' Australia. CHOOCHOO

And what do you mean? I placed a flag on my newly gained land, if that's what you mean. Please map what you are talking about.

-EDIT- WHAT?!?!? How much for some seeds?

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Posted: 23rd Aug 2010 21:22
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Quote: "-EDIT- WHAT?!?!? How much for some seeds?"

Cummon, we're allies here, you can have some seeds for free. You need them more than I. Your trees should be fully grown in 10 posts.

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Posted: 23rd Aug 2010 21:28
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I declare all the land north of BootTopia, it'll be brilliant for raising my Godzilla eating ligers.


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Posted: 23rd Aug 2010 21:50 Edited at: 23rd Aug 2010 21:51
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AutoBot Report 20:

Not much going on, we did expand Durway a little further. We now begin building a tall dam surrounding durway to prevent trouble from happenning if Godzilla vomits the water back up.

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Posted: 23rd Aug 2010 21:50 Edited at: 23rd Aug 2010 21:52
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Quote: "Do you mean that you're waging war on Australia?

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Hmm... considering the land they own has grown considerably since my last visit, I'm going to withdraw, however, I've decided my boats will seize the large landmass bordering China.

About time I update the map for once

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Posted: 23rd Aug 2010 21:57 Edited at: 23rd Aug 2010 22:04
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Autobot report 21:

Not much happening, just expanded the border a little more. Production on the dam is going well.

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Posted: 23rd Aug 2010 22:58
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Who is it that owns Durway? I have a proposition for you that I hope you cannot refuse.


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Posted: 23rd Aug 2010 23:07
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That's me. What is it?

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Posted: 23rd Aug 2010 23:12 Edited at: 23rd Aug 2010 23:13
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I will give you all the land that belongs to BootTopia for a piece of land the same size of Tenacious D in the center of mainland Durway, protected by the dam, I also ask for a 'mega alliance' where we share/help each other in everything including war


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My country, melancholic claims land to the south and north of our country. Sheepton and australia will not claim all that land!


I can count to banana...
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I am on the same boat as Bootlicker here. I would like you to help me (not do it, help me) build a dam surrounding my territory in such a case. Also, thank you for the seeds. The west side of Australia is now flourishing with Spaghetti Forests. Not much has grown, and my population grows impatient, but in a few posts my 2000 bowls of it will arrive and that should satisfy until the trees grow to the point of growing the wonderful food. That reminds me. Spaghetti for dinner tonight.

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Posted: 23rd Aug 2010 23:35
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Report:

- The new area of Sheepton has been turned into an industrial compound. Smoke plumes from large columns and slaves are working vast amounts of land and in factories. The slavers in charge of Sheepton ask Durway or Melancholic whether they are interested in more workers. -

- The five slaver boats request entry into New Mississipi, carrying with them cargo's of radioactive, volatile Ginee pigs. They're not to attack New America. -

What a fun game
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Posted: 23rd Aug 2010 23:38
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I am willing to pay a good 3,000 American Dollars for about 100 radioactive guinea pigs. That does mean they have super powers right?

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Posted: 23rd Aug 2010 23:41
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The are 10 feet tall and are unnaturally cute, but have very angry tempermants.

I will trade 100 for 1000 of your strongest workers.
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Posted: 23rd Aug 2010 23:44
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I have 50 kangaroos with boxing gloves, as displayed in the flag. Do you want those to be included in the 1000?

Either way, deal.

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Posted: 23rd Aug 2010 23:46
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Yeah, sure. My slave ships have changed course and're headed for your mainland to pickup the slaves *cough* workers and kangaroos and unload the ginee pigs.
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Thank you. All the guinea will be carefully cared for until they are all alone with the bad guys, if they're tantrums really are that bad.

Bad guys come out
Guinea Pig looks around
Walkie talkie comes on:
"No treats today"
RAAH
All bad guys are gone.


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Posted: 23rd Aug 2010 23:52
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Enjoy them.

- Meanwhile, the workers are transported to Sheepton to begin work in a cyanide production center.
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Posted: 23rd Aug 2010 23:56 Edited at: 23rd Aug 2010 23:56
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Quote: "Sheepton and australia will not claim all that land!"

If you wish for that land, you must conquer it!



AutoBot Report 21:

I have just recieved Australia's request and send workers out immediately. I accept more workers from sheepton, which will also work on Australia's dam. I am also working on dams to protect other countries and control the water of the flood if it arrives.
I accept boottopia's requests, but just want to make sure that they will be allies with my allies (australia, bolivia, svalbard, sheepton, etc).

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Posted: 24th Aug 2010 00:07
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Report... again...:

Sheepton is teeming with excitment, as they lust for more land. Thousands of soldiers are crossing from Purgutorium and setting up camp in New Sheepton, while slaves in Purgutorium have finished a years work... a mahusive wall bordering most of the country off from Bolivia, except for the road to the port. Many died, but they will totally not be remembered.

The slave ships head for Cheeseland, demanding provisions in the form of 5 cows and 50 coconuts. They also demand lemons and orange juice to fix their scurvy.
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Posted: 24th Aug 2010 00:11
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While Cheeseland's pressure grows as Sheepy sends ships, I send 5 fighter planes out, and one cargo plane. The cargo plane has 1 pilot. One guinea pig. *cue dramatic music*

The bowls of Spaghetti is passed out. Everyone is happy.

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Posted: 24th Aug 2010 00:12
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As I am no longer a player, could I act as nature???

BASIC programmers never die, they GOSUB and don't RETURN.
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Posted: 24th Aug 2010 00:14
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Ah, what the heck. Go for it.

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- Upon seeing the fighters and cargo plane. The slavers withdraw, too scared to risk a public outcry. They head for Africa's closest mainland coast and set up a ragtag port.

@Autobot, if you'd like slaves, could i please have a nuke for a decidable number of slaves. -
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Uhhh... ok.

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Planes arrive in Cheese land, using the straight mouth as a runway. An officer comes off the plane, and casually talks to the airport security. Then all the pilot's soldiers pop out with snipers and kill all in the airport, security then civilians. They get in the planes with their new ammo and guns and head out to the next airport.

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Good thing I buried my android soldiers. I knew giving them to dogs was a good idea. Anyways I take back what was mine. Also I use my space laser and detach Canada from the US(or Durway). I try to make peace with Durway.

Oh By the way, I colonized mars. But its pretty much only 500 people and like a million android soldiers with a few space cruisers. I find the martians and make peace with them. Come withing 500 km of mars and the martians will kill you .


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Quote: "Good thing I buried my android soldiers. I knew giving them to dogs was a good idea. Anyways I take back what was mine. Also I use my space laser and detach Canada from the US(or Durway). I try to make peace with Durway.

Oh By the way, I colonized mars. But its pretty much only 500 people and like a million android soldiers with a few space cruisers. I find the martians and make peace with them. Come withing 500 km of mars and the martians will kill you ."


Nope. We are not allowed to advance in technology, for how fast we would advance would cause flame wars. This never happened. You could have had simple robots or troops underground, but they could not alone take back Canada and you can not build a space laser and colonize Mars. Sorry, but don't you think if you could have done it several years ago we would have done it already?

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Uuuuuh.... Ok. I'll make peace, and I'm sure the others will to. Just as long as you have plenty of spaghetti to share.



EDIT: Just saw Cormorant's post. I dunno, I guess the more players the better. We can change it back, tho.

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I'm sorry to get angry, but make Canada smaller now, since some androids whom are impossible to make anyway could not conquer that much land, or I will make it smaller, in more violent ways.

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As our new world seems to be fueled by war, Project: Novus Astrum has been canceled, and the tool (a massive explosive) that was going to be used is being sold to the highest bidder.

The original bomb was developed after Britain's attack on Madagascar, however since our counter attack was fast and the war was easily won, the explosive was never used, Project: Novus Astrum was going to be the use of the bomb for mining in what was the Indian Ocean, now New Sheepton.

Any bidders?


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What are the specs? More or less range then an average warhead?

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Yeah, I'll bid on it, as I am holding a new experiment. I am drilling a hole to the earth's core so that I can chemicaly modify it and make the earth twice as big!



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Oh my gosh. I just realized something. I was planning to [classified]! I bid 10,000!

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Ah what the heck, I figured I could just drill the hole manually.

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Going once.

-EDIT- Autobot, the beta for AoE online is sign up-able now.

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Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, let me chack it out...

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going twice...

(i get it if no one bids h=higher then 10,000 in 5 posts!)

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Well, right now it looks like that is the highest bid, anyone else?

here is what it was designed to do, with the help of a few average bombs, if you look past the transparent area that would have been claimed, you can see the hole.

This was just a prediction, with more research, and more explosive power, it could be much larger...


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100,000![i][/i]

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(my country will hate me, but we own china so what the heck)

2 MILLION!

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Gaaaah, oh well, it was worth a shot.

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This was also a prediction as an underground explosive... so you know, above ground..


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I have no need for explosions, if everything goes as planned. Australia always has a plan. World Domination, here I come.

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New America Update 6:

New America continues to push for the alliance treaty between New America and Cormorant5's empire.

The TGC U.N. was formed today, it labeled Durway,Cormorant5's Empire and Bolivia Superpowers of the TGC World.

That is all

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Cool! I'm in the TGC UN!

And I accept. So...do I get the bomb?

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I guess so...

The hole/tunnel to the core is 1/2 complete.

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Cool. I will accept in a few posts.

Sigh. I remember when the map was like this:


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