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Hear hear! BREAKING NEWS! OutdoorGamer calls ALL TGC forum users trolls.
More details to come at 6.


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Breaking News: OutdoorGamer was just kidding, however he ended up shooting his friend while hunting pheasants.

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I don't think that the 'official' voting should take place on an external system that is easy to cheat. People should just place their votes in an official thread. I'm happy to set it up and moderate it, to prevent one person skewing the vote.

Not that I'm saying that has happened here, I just think it will save people from making that accusation...

Also, with regards to this thread:



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Quote: "As others have said, It's easy to clear your cookies and use a proxy to get as many votes as you want"


That hurt my feelings, for this. You shall be the first to experience my mighty KAMEHAMEHA!!!

But actually it was my buddies at subversion who did the votes, and their friends, and their friends of friends


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@Poloflece: I realize this is off topic, sorry, but I learned in DC that they stole the name of that from a prince. Just a random fact.
On topic: I got held up from my speech. Expect it tomorrow

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I am shocked and appalled that people are not taking this position seriously. This is the position of President of Apollo. This is the *most* important position on this forum. If the people vote me president, they can rest easy that I will be up all night waiting for the red phone to ring. Who do the people want answering the big important red phones for Apollo?

A vote for Jerico2day is a vote for timely red phone answering.

Vote Jerico2day. Thank you.

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Quote: "You shall be the first to experience my mighty KAMEHAMEHA!!!"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Slow motion dive out of the way, just barely escaping the beam*

Quote: "Who do the people want answering the big important red phones for Apollo?"

That's Batman's phone. Cormorant5 is in charge of that phone, which means that you stole it from him in order to get it.
If elected president, I promise never to steal from forum members.


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Quote: "I will be up all night waiting for the red phone to ring."

I tried ringing you last night, but you didn't answer.
Hello??? Are you in da house?

SLAYER RULES! YEAH, MAN!!
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Quote: "I tried ringing you last night, but you didn't answer."


They don't let me answer the phone because I'm not president yet. I tried to answer it but Matt kicked me out. Matt mumbled something about how you keep trying to order pizzas.

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Quote: " *Slow motion dive out of the way, just barely escaping the beam*"

Im...Impossible..

you're power level, it must be... it must be...oh wait, it's just 1006.

wait, I'm reading it upside down

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!


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was it that I'd figured out that 9 upside down isn't nine?

me brain brain very gudz


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I was going to see what Jerico was doing in his campaign, but ran into an unpleasant surprise of his...



Creepers. A WHOLE ARMY of creepers. Not only does this violate our standards of non violance and forum-wide peace, but also gives way to Jerico's plans of dictatorship. Now we know who's going to help him answer the red phones!


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Guys, that's not my army. They're friggin chasing me! HEEEEELLLLLLP!!

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Are we going to settle for this kind of weakness in a president?! I think not! I would stand for the people of Apollo, I'd take down any army that'd threaten our forum society.

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Ok, as it turns out, it wasn't actually real creepers. It happened to be cardboard cutouts that Autobot setup outside my house. I know he did it because on the back of them it says "Property of Autobot" and below that it says "Shhhhhh".

Not cool, Autobot.

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Quote: "Creepers. A WHOLE ARMY of creepers. Not only does this violate our standards of non violance and forum-wide peace, but also gives way to Jerico's plans of dictatorship. Now we know who's going to help him answer the red phones! "

This is slanderous! The only army of creepers Jericho has raised is the ivy of justice climbing the pillars of opportunity.

Vote for Jericho as your Carrot Party candidate

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Jerico lies! And how do I know this? Because he has made the next big move to support my inquiry, against his own VICE!



Completely decapitated, a real shame. I pity OBese87 for falling into the poison ivy of trickery! Jerico even published this image in his book!


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I was not decapitated, that is my spare head. Jericho was picking it up at the dry cleaners for me. He is very thoughtful and VOTE FOR HIM NOW always tries his best to help others. Vote Carrot

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Quote: "Jericho was picking it up at the dry cleaners for me. "

Why couldn't you pick it up yourself? You are too good to pick up your own head from the dry cleaners?
Vote for budokaiman, a president who won't make others do his tedious tasks.


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Quote: "that is my spare head"

A disguise, eh? Trickery! Jerico has lost his head, he needs a spare! On the other hand, I shall never need a spare, and the public can be confident that I'll never lose my head.

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Quote: "Why couldn't you pick it up yourself? You are too good to pick up your own head from the dry cleaners?
Vote for budokaiman, a president who won't make others do his tedious tasks."

I'm not running for president
You are obviously a selfish person, how will the voters feel knowing you would deny them their human right to a personal dry-cleaning service?

Vote Jericho

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Quote: "A disguise, eh? Trickery! Jerico has lost his head, he needs a spare! On the other hand, I shall never need a spare, and the public can be confident that I'll never lose my head.
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It's my spare head not Jericho's
It's not a disguise, just a precaution in case I get hungry and eat my head.

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Cannibalism and double posting! I cannot bear it anymore, a vote for AutoBot means safety from both of these things.


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I admit I did indulge in cannibalism in my youth, but I didn't inhale.

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Quote: "I'm not running for president "

Yes, but you're a running mate.


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I think there's some confusion. I think you misspoke. I think what you meant was "Vote for Jerico2day, a guy who will do your tedious tasks."

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Both of you mispoke. It was "A guy who will do your mischievous tasks." And ONLY your mischievous tasks.

Vote for AutoBot/thenerd 2011, we won't stand for mischief, nor mispeaking.


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Okay guys, pay attention! I've given this some thought, and I've come up with a list of debate questions. This is for Presidential candidates ONLY, not running mates. You don't have to answer these if you don't want to, but know that I'll be basing my endorsement on the people who do answer

Quick side note, Thraxas got it right, we'll do it here on TGC like we did in the 2008 election

PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE QUESTIONS!


1. What is your position on noob treatment on TGC? How would your administration help or deter noobish behavior?

2. We all know the cake is a lie. But is the book a lie? Is the codez a lie?

3. Your secretary has just broken a world news headline that you've been having an affair with them. The story involves cupcakes, panda costumes, broken bottles, and aluminum foil. How would you address this problem?

4. What are your policies on moon base defense, pyramid defense, and tower defense?

5.

6. If you could immediately name a single TGCer to your cabinet, excluding your running mate of course, which lucky community member would get a new job, and what job would it be?

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Quote: "1. What is your position on noob treatment on TGC? How would your administration help or deter noobish behavior?"

Well honestly, I think everyone starts out as a n00b. Its the truth! And I think one thing that will deter their behaviour is if we sympathise with them, show them that TGC sticks out as a community to help. I certainly remember when I was new to the whole entire road of forum-going, and it was definately uncomfortable to get used to. Getting new members to feel welcome to the community will make them less....ahem... belligerent.

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1. It depends on how often the user has posted. If they are very new, help them out, explain how their behaviour was inappropriate and how they could improve.

2. None of it is real, we are all in the matrix.

3. Post the tape on YouTube.

4. Moon base defense keeps top priority, to keep Ian M safe, pyramid defense gets no funding, because that cleary means protecting a pyramid scheme. Tower defense will be produced by new users looking to make a simple game.

5. Yes.

6. Darth Kiwi gets re-appointed as Master of Unkowable Knowledge.


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Quote: "2. We all know the cake is a lie. But is the book a lie? Is the codez a lie?"

I think a little bit of background information is warranted. The cake became a lie by means of GLaDOS in Portal, she promised cake as a reward to the test chambers, but never gave it due to being a liar. The cake then became contagious and automatically spread it along to the other cakes, thus the meme "The cake is a lie".

Since then millions of people have created memes of memes throughout time, such as the book is a lie, the codez is a lie, etc. But they are actually not lies, because there is no reason to say that they are lies, nor are they actual memes. No codez were promised and taken away, and the bookz never followed this path either.

This is one of my goals as president. Not only will I prevent the bookz OR the codez from being a lie, but I will also decontaminate the cakes by means of IanM's moon base. I'll get to that later when I talk about question 4.

Quote: "3. Your secretary has just broken a world news headline that you've been having an affair with them. The story involves cupcakes, panda costumes, broken bottles, and aluminum foil. How would you address this problem?"

The whole thing would've been a lie, and thus would've recontaminated the cakes. Recognizing the mischievous intentions of my secretary, I would problably transfer them to PedoBear national detention center to be...well...detained. Along with the other creepers.


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Quote: "1. What is your position on noob treatment on TGC? How would your administration help or deter noobish behavior?"


I believe all newbs should have equal rights. Newbs come to our lands looking for work and they are hard workers. No longer will I allow our fine forum to demand newb papers to be presented on demand. No more will I allow our fine forum to spread hate and fear about newbs to our fellow forum-men and women. The day I become president is the day our borders are opened.

Quote: "2. We all know the cake is a lie. But is the book a lie? Is the codez a lie?"


The codez are very real, and are a handed down secret entrusted to us old-bies through use of songs and spoken word verse. I will share one codez with all:

In the old language
One will find the true answer
typing LEEBAMBER

Quote: "3. Your secretary has just broken a world news headline that you've been having an affair with them. The story involves cupcakes, panda costumes, broken bottles, and aluminum foil. How would you address this problem?"


One must always realize one's mistakes. At the same time, one must always party hard and love every minute of it. I would say this falls in the latter category.

Quote: "4. What are your policies on moon base defense, pyramid defense, and tower defense?"


In moon base defense, the trick is to use gravity to your advantage. I would setup rock catapults to destroy the cities of earth that may be attacking us. In pyramid defense, one must look out for all sides. I recommend a 3 ring layered approach, with heavy defense in the inner two circles. In Tower defense, one has height to his advantage. Researching chemistry and university is essential.

Quote: "5. "




Quote: "6. If you could immediately name a single TGCer to your cabinet, excluding your running mate of course, which lucky community member would get a new job, and what job would it be?"


Zananican. Code-archivist.

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1. What is your position on noob treatment on TGC? How would your administration help or deter noobish behavior?
As I previously set out in my policies, there will be no noobs in TGC, as its population will consist entirely of me. And I've been here since '07!

2. We all know the cake is a lie. But is the book a lie? Is the codez a lie?
They were once true but are now lies. I think, maybe. Who knows?

3. Your secretary has just broken a world news headline that you've been having an affair with them. The story involves cupcakes, panda costumes, broken bottles, and aluminum foil. How would you address this problem?
I want to say one thing to the Apollian people. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that woman, my secretary. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the Apollian people. Thank you.

4. What are your policies on moon base defense, pyramid defense, and tower defense?
And who exactly am I meant to be defending here? I thought we agreed that this country would have a population of one. And if I told you about my own personal defences... well that would defeat the point, surely?

5.
I think you have called a wrong number. You may have been looking for the World Carrot Museum? Their number is similar to mine.

6. If you could immediately name a single TGCer to your cabinet, excluding your running mate of course, which lucky community member would get a new job, and what job would it be?
BiggAdd would become head of international relations. If he was unavailable, Jericho can be the man who cleans my sewage plant.

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Quote: "4. What are your policies on moon base defense, pyramid defense, and tower defense?"

Defending the moon base would require a fairly large fleet of ships, just for the assurance aspect of everything. Admiral IanM would have more obligations than me in terms of crew management, but I, as captain, and first officer thenerd would be in charge of a fairly large legion of ninja monkeys as well as the flagship vessel.

In terms of pyramid defence, the zombies within would be loaded with a cerebrum-stimulating pulser to fend off the invaders in their tracks. The goal is to think OUTSIDE the triangle.

And tower defence is easy. Just fill the map with SINGULARITY PROJECTOR shooting monkeys, and you're set.

Quote: "5. "

The carrot (Daucus carota subsp. sativus, Etymology: Middle French carotte, from Late Latin carōta, from Greek καρότον karōton, originally from the Indo-European root ker- (horn), due to its horn-like shape) is a root vegetable, usually orange in colour, though purple, red, white, and yellow varieties exist. It has a crisp texture when fresh. The most commonly eaten part of a carrot is a taproot, although the greens are edible as well. It is a domesticated form of the wild carrot Daucus carota, native to Europe and southwestern Asia. The domestic carrot has been selectively bred for its greatly enlarged and more palatable, less woody-textured edible taproot.

It is a biennial plant which grows a rosette of leaves in the spring and summer, while building up the stout taproot, which stores large amounts of sugars for the plant to flower in the second year. The flowering stem grows to about 1 metre (3 ft) tall, with an umbel of white flowers that produce a fruit called a mericarp by botanists, which is a type of schizocarp.[1]


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I'll vote for whoever gives me title of "Minister of Sitting on Chairs".


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I need one of those Eminent, With my leadership your wish shall be true

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Quote: "6. If you could immediately name a single TGCer to your cabinet, excluding your running mate of course, which lucky community member would get a new job, and what job would it be?"


I plan for the AutoNerd Administration to be very large, many people will join in to help the cause of cake, among other things. Today I'll choose Thraxas as the minister of donut serving to minecrastors across the world, as well as current cheif of the AutoNerd arsenal.


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Who needs a running mate?

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I'm not sure if we're actually allowed to choose mods as part of our administration, since that'd be cheating xD. So I'll choose DJ ALMIX as minister of donuts AND pancake mix across minecrastor territory. Because we've got pancake mix.

Thraxas can keep the arsenal, though.


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Quote: "1. What is your position on noob treatment on TGC? How would your administration help or deter noobish behavior?"

We all started as newbies. They need to be taught what is right and what is wrong. And how to do things. I believe in guidance not bashing. Give them some time, and they will learn. If they don't and keep committing the same breach of the AUP, then the mods can give them assistance.

Quote: "2. We all know the cake is a lie. But is the book a lie? Is the codez a lie?"

The book is not a lie, but the codez is because that isn't a word.

Quote: "3. Your secretary has just broken a world news headline that you've been having an affair with them. The story involves cupcakes, panda costumes, broken bottles, and aluminum foil. How would you address this problem?"

I made a mistake, I'm sorry, will learn from it, and do better next time, if I'm given the chance. But after that, I wouldn't expect a second chance.

Quote: "4. What are your policies on moon base defense, pyramid defense, and tower defense?"

Moon base defense: If you ask for permission to enter, and it is granted: come on in. Else expect to be blasted out of the.. err... vacuum. Pyramid Defense: Lots of traps. I don't want anyone bugging my or my ancestors eternal rest. Tower Defense: thats set up to fail. I'll tear down all the towers and build mighty fortresses for Defense only.

Quote: "5. "



Quote: "6. If you could immediately name a single TGCer to your cabinet, excluding your running mate of course, which lucky community member would get a new job, and what job would it be?"

Thats a tough question. There are so many that contribute so much to the community. But because of all of the Community Packs and other contributions he has lead, it would have to go to Cosmic Prophet. I would definitely place him as my Advisor.

So far, this has been an interesting campaign. I hope we get some good results, and that we all respect each other as much I as I respect you. In addition: my supporters will all get free models as a gift.

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1. What is your position on noob treatment on TGC? How would your administration help or deter noobish behavior?
I believe the current set of rules are good for the most part. I would think of limiting the first 10 posts of a new user to the newcomers and off-topic board.


2. We all know the cake is a lie. But is the book a lie? Is the codez a lie?
The book and the codes are not lies, "da codez" is something else entirely.


3. Your secretary has just broken a world news headline that you've been having an affair with them. The story involves cupcakes, panda costumes, broken bottles, and aluminum foil. How would you address this problem?
Considering my current relationship status, it's not technically an affair. The rest all makes sense, but broken bottles? Must've dropped my Holy Grail Ale.

4. What are your policies on moon base defense, pyramid defense, and tower defense?
Yes. And flying space sharks with freakin' laser beams on their heads.

5.
It's a carrot.

6. If you could immediately name a single TGCer to your cabinet, excluding your running mate of course, which lucky community member would get a new job, and what job would it be?
I'd probably pick Neuro Fuzzy as our budget analyst. He's good with numbers.

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OutdoorGamer
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I need a running mate and to answer questions...

1) Encourage threats and/or spam to be sent to the noobish acting member.

2) The cake is a lie? Well crap, that sucks for me. Everything else except for cake... is a lie. Your a lier for saying cake is a lie.

3) Sell the cupcakes, panda costumes, broken bottles, and aluminum foil as souvenirs from the forum on E-bay. Tell everyone they are just jealous.

4) I would increase defenses in every sector except for pyramids... who cares about them.

5) Yes... I do like carrots. They are very orange.

6) Nickydude. He really has a way with people and I would appoint him to be Secretary of Forum Relations.

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Poloflece
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Posted: 29th Apr 2011 04:01
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5.

an orange vegatble which is high in awesomness


Rust Pack WIP here http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=178788&b=24
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xplosys
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Quote: "3. Your secretary has just broken a world news headline that you've been having an affair with them. The story involves cupcakes, panda costumes, broken bottles, and aluminum foil. How would you address this problem?"


I'm not running for President, but what part of that is the problem?

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Poloflece
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Posted: 29th Apr 2011 04:15 Edited at: 29th Apr 2011 04:18
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Quote: "=my supporters will all get free models as a gift."


Good idea, we'll bribe em

Actually I might give my rust pack stuff away to our supporters.

Quote: "3. Your secretary has just broken a world news headline that you've been having an affair with them. The story involves cupcakes, panda costumes, broken bottles, and aluminum foil. How would you address this problem?""


I would have some henchmen... deal with her
Or stay single in the first place


Rust Pack WIP here http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=178788&b=24
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Matt Rock
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Posted: 29th Apr 2011 17:59
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I don't get any free models for being an awesome President for nearly three years?! I should at least get a model pack for reducing Paris Hilton-ness on TGC

In an interstellar burst, I'm back to save the universe
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AutoBot
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Posted: 29th Apr 2011 18:44
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Quote: "reducing Paris Hilton-ness on TGC"

I think the next step in this should be reducing CHARLIE SHEEN memes on the boards!

But those've pretty much died off on their own already...


This sig can be yours, too!
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Dark Frager
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Posted: 29th Apr 2011 19:52
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I can be someone's running mate if they want.

Choose me at your own risk.

All alone in my room, haven't been outside since 1992.

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