Trying to learn lines is a pain in the rear...why did I have to be president of the storytelling society and receive the biggest part by default?

Still, for our Mummers play I get to be Saint George and kill various people...including zombies.
So far I can remember:
In comes Saint George
A Noble Champion Bold
With my bright sword and buckle by my side
I did'st win 3 crowns of gold
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I won the emer-sher-mer, shamer-rock-a
I did'st slay 6 zombies and brought them to the slaughter
By means of this and that, I won the Queen of Egypt's Daughter
For fair body or to fly
Or to conquer or to die
Tip tap, art thou a prisoner?
Tap, tap are thou a rocky stone?
Think I come here to be cut down like a dog?
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Show me the man that dare before me stand
I care neither for thee nor thy bright sword in hand
Pray what bold art thou?
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Stir up the fire and start a light
See Saint George and the Zombie fight
The hour is gone
The clock has struck 1
Tip, tap, bodge.
Not a bad start I suppose...a third of the way there.